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Minecraft SMP: RWBY Trash General #2852 – “YangOutWithMe”

desuarchive, discussion, E-Celebs, general, IRL politics, Minecraft, pastebin, Patch, porn, rooster teeth, Rooster Teeth shutdown, RT content, RWBY, RWBY content, RWBYG, Scarletverse, Ships, smp, Spam, Trash, Trash General, troll posts, viz media, Yang, YangOutWithMe

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Players:	100/100	Votes:	5985
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	6330	Cursed Amulets Found:	3
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7	Phantom Blocks Placed:	5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	6	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6
Goblin Markets Raided:	9	Dragon Scales Harvested:	492
Ether Blades Crafted:	17	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3

Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! Join us if you’re a fan of RWBY, or even if you hate it – just don’t try to convince us it’s good, because we won’t listen! Make sure to read the Pastebin for all the wacky rules and shenanigans: http://rwbyg.com/

In this server, arguing about anything from ships to E-Celebs to IRL politics is strictly forbidden. We only want good vibes and crazy adventures here! And if you come across any spam or trolls, just report and ignore them – we don’t have time for their nonsense.

But wait, there’s more! Did you hear that Rooster Teeth has shut down? Don’t worry, all their content (and some RWBY content) can now be found at https://rtarchive.org/. And to top it all off, RWBY has been bought by Viz Media – what a plot twist!

So come join us in this wild ride of a Minecraft SMP, where Patch will rise again and anything is possible. Previous threads, archived threads, and the Scarletverse thread are all waiting for you to dive in and join the madness. Don’t miss out on the fun – see you in the game!

VirginityVillage Minecraft Server

acquaintance, BETRAYAL, Boundaries, Communication, Confrontation, Ethics, friendship, Honesty, hookup culture, Integrity, judgement, lying.., Minecraft, morality, relationships, Religious, Server, sexting, Standards, Truth, VALUES, VIRGINITY, VirginityVillage

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Players:	110/100	Votes:	4875
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Phantom Knights Defeated:	8	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	17
Eerie Music Discs Played:	4	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Haunted Chests Opened:	4	Wilderness Tamed:	13
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	15	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	48

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we value honesty and integrity above all else! Join us for a wild ride filled with drama and betrayal, just like in the story above.

Looking for a server where you can uncover juicy secrets and expose liars? Look no further! Our community is full of surprises and unexpected twists, just like when that guy found out his “virgin” girlfriend was actually not so innocent.

Join us for a chance to experience the thrill of uncovering scandalous secrets and causing chaos in the virtual world. Who knows what kind of drama you’ll stumble upon next? Don’t miss out on the fun – join our server now and become a part of the madness!

SundayCraft: August Edition

AUGUST, beach days, Calm, Edition, End of summer, family time, grand scale, lazy days, leisure, long weekends, Nostalgia, outdoor activities, Peaceful, Reflection, Relaxation, Serene, slow pace, Summer, Sunday, SundayCraft, Tranquil, warm weather

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Players:	92/200	Votes:	7259
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	15
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Enchantments Applied:	253
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Secret Passages Found:	6	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Dragons Tamed:	2	Celestial Gardens Planted:	4
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	8

come join our epic minecraft server where every day feels like a sunday on steroids! we got flying pigs, rainbow sheep, and a secret underground disco party with creepers as the DJs.

if you join now, you’ll get a free pet chicken that lays diamonds instead of eggs. trust us, it’s clucking awesome.

we also have a giant maze made entirely out of cake, but watch out for the evil gingerbread men guarding the exit. they bite.

our server is so lit, even the ender dragon comes to hang out and play mini-games with us. don’t miss out on the fun, join now and let’s make august feel like sunday every day!

The Atlas Project: Where digging a hole is a legitimate survival strategy

Atlas, Digging, Hole, Legitimate, Project, smp, smp Minecraft Server Addons Better Blocks Enchantments Shields Elytras Texture packs Decisions Players Join Today Discord Invite v3y4g7z5Wf 18+ Looking World, strategy, Survival

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Players:	106/300	Votes:	2144
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Dimension Hops:	13
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Eerie Music Discs Played:	1	Spectral Entities Defeated:	5

Minecraft Bedrock 18+ Server Overview

Addons	Description
Better on Bedrock	Improves gameplay on Bedrock edition
Mini Blocks	Allows for smaller block sizes
More Enchantments	Expands the variety of enchantments available
More Shields	Adds more shield options for players
More Elytras	Increases the availability of elytras in the game

Decisions are community-driven, and we strive to provide a better gaming experience for our players!

Join Today! Discord Invite

FAQ

Question	Answer
How can I join the server?	You can join the server by clicking on the provided Discord invite link and following the instructions.
Are there any age restrictions?	Yes, this server is only for players 18 years and older.
Can I suggest new addons?	Absolutely! Player input is valued, and suggestions for new addons are always welcome.

BlockCraft Minecraft Server

50% off, blockcraft, book now, CONSERVATIVE, coping, counseling, DISCOUNT, election, emotional wellbeing, grief counseling, healing, MAGA, mental health, Minecraft, November, Politics, Promotion, self-care, Server, Support, Therapist, Therapy, Trump supporters

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Players:	109/1000	Votes:	4538
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Falling into the Void:	1	Dragonkin Hatched:	5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Gods Slained:	0
Love Letters Sent:	14	Enchanted Forests Planted:	10
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
New Chunks Explored:	651359	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	9	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Ores Mined:	8572	Mythical Quests Completed:	39

Are you a Trump supporter feeling lost and confused after the election? Look no further! Join our Minecraft server and receive 50% off November Grief Counseling! Our therapists are specially trained to help you navigate through this difficult time of accepting reality. Plus, our virtual world is filled with MAGA hats, wall-building competitions, and exclusive access to a secret bunker where you can hide from the liberal agenda. Don’t miss out on this once-in-a-lifetime opportunity to heal your political wounds and build a brighter, blockier future!

GodlyLmao Minecraft SMP

amusement, damn, disbelief, Entertainment, exclamation, Expression, expression tag, funny, GOD, GodlyLmao, humor, humor tag, internet slang, LAUGHING, laughing tag, lmao, meme, Minecraft, reaction, Slang, smp, social media, Surprise, viral

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Players:	101/600	Votes:	3952
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	15	Astral Amulets Crafted:	21
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2
Buildings Constructed:	40	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	96	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	2	Powerful Allies Recruited:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of ore? Well, look no further because our server is where the real party is at!

Join us if you want to ride pigs into battle against an army of evil chickens, or if you want to build a house made entirely out of TNT just for funsies.

We have a secret underground club where the only rule is to dance like a chicken while wearing a pumpkin on your head. And don’t even get us started on our annual “Lava Diving Competition” where the winner gets a diamond-encrusted pickaxe!

So if you’re looking for a server that’s as wild and unpredictable as a creeper on a sugar rush, then come join us and prepare for some god damn lmao moments!

CreeperParty21

21st birthday, ALE, Applebees, bar experience, Birthday Party, Black Forest Cake, Catholic, CreeperParty21, DND characters, Fallout, family, Grandma, Mall, Nuka cola, Plans, rejection, Ren Faire, sleepover, SOPHISTICATED, The Disaster Artist, the room, video game, wine

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Players:	109/600	Votes:	9955
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	145
Epic Bosses Defeated:	2	Orbs of Power Found:	8
Eerie Music Discs Played:	3	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9
Horror Stories Survived:	5	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Gods Slained:	0	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Endless Legions Commanded:	15

Are you tired of your grandma ruining all your epic 21st birthday plans? Look no further, join our Minecraft server and celebrate your big day in style!

Instead of dealing with crazy Catholic grandmas, come hang out with a group of wild and wacky players who will make sure your birthday is one for the books. Dress up as your favorite Minecraft character, drink virtual ale, and have a blast exploring our virtual world.

Forget about boring old bars and video game themed parties, on our server you can have a Ren Faire celebration like no other. Who needs ale and Nuka Cola when you can have virtual potions and enchanted cake?

And don’t worry about getting taken advantage of by jesters or drunk corpses, on our server, the only danger you’ll face is getting blown up by a creeper or falling into a pit of lava.

So ditch your grandma’s crazy plans and join us for the ultimate 21st birthday bash. It’s time to sneak out of the house and into the world of Minecraft where anything is possible!

NoChopActorMC SMP

acting jobs, Actor, Auditions, career, Casting, Entertainment, film industry, getting work, Hollywood, industry standards, LUCK, Mediocrity, NoChopActorMC, opportunities, Overrated, persistence, RANGE, smp, success, talent management, TALENTLESS, zero chops

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Players:	97/600	Votes:	8067
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Votes:	3683
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	3	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Legendary Items Repaired:	4	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Magic Wands Crafted:	22
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Emeralds Found:	3886
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4

Who’s a player with zero building skills or redstone knowledge yet somehow keeps getting invited to our SMP? You guessed it – YOU! Join our server where the only requirement is a lack of talent and a love for chaos. We’ve got more drama than a soap opera and more pranks than a clown convention. So if you’re looking for a place to unleash your inner derp, look no further than our wacky world of Minecraft madness!

BaseCampBugsAndMold

BaseCampBugsAndMold, brown water, environmental concerns, health hazards, health risks, housing inspections, housing maintenance, infrastructure issues, living quarters, Mice, military facilities, Military Families, military housing, military installations, military living conditions, military personnel, Mold, ROACHES, substandard conditions, U.S. military bases, unsanitary conditions

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Players:	97/1000	Votes:	4841
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	4	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Epic Bosses Defeated:	2
Towns Built:	6	Battle Standards Raised:	11

omg u guys u gotta join this cray cray minecraft server it’s like a warzone but with blocks and stuff. imagine u r in a U.S. military base but instead of fighting enemies u r fighting mold, mice, roaches, and brown water. it’s like a survival game but with extra grossness. u gotta be tough to survive in this server, like a real soldier but with a pickaxe instead of a gun. join now if u dare, it’s gonna be a wild ride!

ExciteCraft: Love & Boredom

authentic relationship, Boredom, comfortable, deep bond, emotional intimacy, ExciteCraft, EXCITEMENT, genuine affection, genuine connection, lasting partnership, long term relationship, love, meaningful connection, Mutual, mutual respect, Romantic Chemistry, shared interests, strong foundation, Thrill, True attraction, true love

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Players:	94/500	Votes:	280
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9
Phantom Blocks Placed:	7	Buildings Constructed:	37
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Eternal Flames Captured:	3	Crops Grown:	5423
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	43	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2

Join this epic Minecraft server where pigs fly, cows dance, and creepers tell jokes! You won’t believe the crazy adventures waiting for you in this wacky world.

Are you tired of the same old boring servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, on this server, you can ride on the back of a llama while battling a horde of zombie chickens. Trust me, it’s a sight to behold.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, rumored to lay diamonds instead of eggs. If you can find and tame this majestic creature, you’ll be the envy of all your friends.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about the fact that our server is protected by a team of ninja villagers who will defend you from any griefers or trolls. They may be small, but they pack a punch!

So come join us on this wild and crazy Minecraft server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a little bit of lag, but who’s counting?). Trust me, you won’t regret it!