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CraftySyrianGovtSalaryBoost

400.., Caretaker government, CraftySyrianGovtSalaryBoost, economic policy, Economy, employment, Financial, Government, government decision, hike, inflation, MIDDLE EAST, News, Politics, public sector, Salaries, Syrian, Syrian crisis, wage hike, wage increase, workers

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Players:	94/300	Votes:	1195
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Mysterious Portals Opened:	15
Secret Passages Found:	3	Divine Scrolls Written:	21
Magic Crystals Found:	21	Magical Ponies Rescued:	4
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Haunted Forests Traversed:	6	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	23
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4

hey u, ya u, r u tired of boring old minecraft servers? well do i have the server for u! come join our server where the syrian caretaker government is hiking public sector salaries by 400%!! why, u ask? well, because the villagers in our server are on strike and demanding higher pay for their hard work of trading with players. but that’s not all, we also have a secret underground bunker filled with diamonds and emeralds, guarded by a giant chicken named Clucky. join now and be part of the craziest minecraft adventure ever!

BlockBusterMinecraft SMP

Acting, BlockBusterMinecraft, Character development, cinematography, classic, Direction, editing, emotional impact, Favorite, film, FLAWLESS, influential, Masterpiece, Movie, perfectly made, production design, script, smp, sound design, storytelling, Timeless, top choice

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Players:	104/800	Votes:	9430
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3
Wilderness Tamed:	7	Astral Staffs Crafted:	10
Runes Activated:	4	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	42	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Battle Standards Raised:	5
Chimeras Created:	3	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft SMPs where all you do is mine and build? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where the only rule is to have fun!

Picture this: you log on to the server and are immediately greeted by a talking chicken who offers you a quest to find the legendary diamond chicken nugget. But be warned, the nugget is guarded by a herd of zombie cows who are obsessed with disco music.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the rarest and most elusive mob in all of Minecraft: the derpy llama unicorn. Legend has it that if you can tame one, it will grant you three wishes, but be careful what you wish for because these llamacorns have a mischievous streak!

So why join our Minecraft SMP? Because where else can you ride a flying pig into battle against a horde of evil bunnies or build a roller coaster that takes you through a portal to the Nether? Join us today and let your imagination run wild!

BlockbusterFlicks – Mine, Craft, Watch!

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Players:	103/900	Votes:	7084
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Divine Spears Created:	25	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7	Herobrine Sightings:	0
Eternal Flames Captured:	5	Wilderness Tamed:	16
Titanic Battles Fought:	12	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Void Armor Forged:	23	Dragon Eggs Found:	8866
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	9	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Cursed Swords Broken:	3

Are you tired of boring old servers that make you yawn harder than a sleepy kitten? Well, buckle up buttercup, because our Minecraft server is about to blow your mind! Picture this: you log on and suddenly find yourself in a world where every block is made of pure glitter and unicorns fly through the sky farting rainbows.

But wait, there’s more! Our server has a secret underground disco where the creepers bust out their best dance moves and the zombies break it down like it’s Thriller night. And if that’s not enough to get you excited, we also have a giant hot tub filled with lava that you can relax in while sipping on a potion of fire resistance.

So why join our server, you ask? Because where else can you watch a group of skeletons perform a synchronized swimming routine or witness a pack of wolves form a boy band and serenade you with howls of love? Trust us, this server is so epic, it’ll make your favorite movie look like a snoozefest in comparison. So what are you waiting for? Join now and prepare to have your mind blown!

DockCraftStrike

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Players:	92/900	Votes:	3976
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	19	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Divine Spears Created:	29	Shadow Figures Spotted:	10
Divine Scrolls Written:	8	Arcane Towers Raised:	3
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Astral Orbs Gathered:	20
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	3126
Buildings Constructed:	34	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Immortal Potions Brewed:	3

so, like, there was this big ol’ dockworker strike, right? but then, like, outta nowhere, they were all like “nah, we good now” and went back to work. but, like, they left behind all these crazy cool docks and ships and stuff, and now we got this awesome new minecraft server to play on!

come join us on this server, where you can sail the high seas and battle pirate zombies while building your own epic dock empire. we got treasure hunts, underwater caves full of diamonds, and even a secret underwater city ruled by a squid king.

so, like, why wouldn’t you wanna join this server? come hang out with us and have a blast on the docks!

Crafty Crew – Minecraft Server

#youtube, alcohol, alcoholic Aussie, Australian streamer, Brood War, Casio Mario World, Crafty, CREW, game + hard, Gaming, kaizo, Live Stream, Minecraft, multistreams, Nambona, Nambona420, Nambona890, online personality, Server, shittalk, twitch, twitch streamer, Yakuza Games, YouTube content creator

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Players:	106/200	Votes:	2495
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Backwards Speech Heard:	2
Towns Built:	1	Teleportation Mishaps:	2
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	12	Haunted Forests Traversed:	6
Dragon Eggs Found:	6358	Shadow Figures Spotted:	1
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	25	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	20	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where Nambona, the local alcoholic Aussie, rules the land! Join us if you’re ready to game hard and shittalk even harder!

Reasons to join: – Nambona loves alcohol, Yakuza games, Kaizo, and Brood War – just imagine the crazy conversations you’ll have with him! – Watch Nambona on Twitch as he takes on Casio Mario World – it’s like nothing you’ve ever seen before! – Join our server and experience the chaos for yourself – who knows what kind of wild adventures you’ll have with Nambona leading the way!

Don’t miss out on the fun – join our server now and prepare for a gaming experience like no other! Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a strong liver – you’re gonna need it!

‘The Truth’ Minecraft SMP Mastermind

aew, Entertainment, Gaytch, gorillion, Impressive.., mastermind, Minecraft, multi year extension, Netflix streaming, Network, non-exclusivity deal, PEACOCK, phaseout, PPVs, Profitability, Revenue, shock, Silence, smp, third hour, Truth, Victory, wrestling, wwe

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Players:	96/600	Votes:	8848
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	7	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0
Heroic Legacies Created:	4	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	16
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2	Orbs of Power Found:	5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Crystal Wands Charged:	19
Dragons Tamed:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	9966
Magic Items Found:	1795	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft SMP where we have EVERYTHING you could ever want. We’ve got multi-year extensions on our server, 180+ gorillion diamonds waiting to be mined, and a non-exclusivity deal that will blow your mind. Plus, we’ve got Netflix streaming so you can watch all your favorite shows while you mine away.

But that’s not all, we’ve also got PPVs on Peacock and the Network worldwide. You can battle it out in epic PvP matches and show off your skills to players from all over the world. And don’t even get me started on the phaseout of the third hour – we’re increasing our yearly revenue like crazy and moving into profitability faster than you can say “creeper”.

So come join us on this insane journey and see how the AEWtists will reckon with our undeniable victory. Even Gaytch himself would have to give us props for how epic this server is. So what are you waiting for? Join now and be a part of the most impressive Minecraft SMP around!

TeenPoolParty Minecraft Server

A-type students, backyard, big house, college-aged girls, Community, competitive swimmers, Friendly, Gate, key, Minecraft, Neighborhood, parents, playboy mansion, Pool, practice swimming, retired, Routine, semi-rural area, Server, South, teacher friend, teenage neighbors, TeenPoolParty, Tinder

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Players:	106/500	Votes:	5259
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2	Powerful Allies Recruited:	7
Mythical Quests Completed:	14	Magic Items Found:	5075
Astral Projections Made:	1	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	7	Backwards Speech Heard:	1
Mines Excavated:	2191	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	47	Volcanoes Explored:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as this story? Look no further! Join our server where you can swim with competitive 14-year-old girls in a virtual pool! Don’t worry, their parents are totally cool with it. Plus, we have a special “Tinder” feature where you can meet virtual dates who may or may not judge you for your questionable pool companions. Come join the fun and see why we’re the most scandalous Minecraft server around!

SnoozeCraft: No Room for Night Owls

adult siblings, Boundaries, communication problems, compromise, Conflict Resolution, family drama, financial strain, guest etiquette, living arrangements, night, noise complaints, OWLS, personal space, Respect, room, roommate issues, self-care, sibling relationships, sleep schedule, SnoozeCraft, Support, temporary housing, Understanding, work-life balance

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Players:	105/200	Votes:	8381
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Battle Standards Raised:	13	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7
Divine Relics Bestowed:	11	Epic Quests Completed:	6
Astral Orbs Gathered:	10	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Mythical Relics Collected:	16	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	9
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Invisible Pathways Walked:	8
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5	Magic Crystals Found:	20

🤣 Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama is brewing just like a potion in a cauldron! Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns, just like this crazy family situation!

🎮 Need a break from real-life family drama? Look no further! Our server is the perfect escape from obnoxious sisters and their loud boyfriends. No noise-cancelling headphones required here, just good old-fashioned peace and quiet (unless a creeper sneaks up on you, that is).

🤪 Dive into a world where kicking out unruly guests is as easy as mining for diamonds. Who needs family therapy when you can just ban them from your virtual realm? It’s all fun and games until someone starts calling their friends and family to complain about being kicked out of the server!

🌟 So come on over and join us for a Minecraft adventure like no other. Who needs sleep when you can stay up all night building epic structures and battling mobs? Just remember, in our world, the only drama you’ll find is whether to build a castle or a rollercoaster next. 😉

NoInternetNights Minecraft SMP

activities, Board Games, Crafts, dreaming, Entertainment, going out, hobbies, Listening to music, long tail tag: “life before the internet”, Minecraft, NoInternetNights, Nostalgia, playing games, pre-internet, Puzzles, reading, Sleeping, smp, socializing, Stargazing, talking on the phone, watching TV, Writing

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Players:	94/600	Votes:	5142
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Eternal Flames Captured:	8	Herobrine Sightings:	9
Dragon Eggs Found:	8032	Royal Courts Attended:	0
Dragons Tamed:	7	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	115
Royal Decrees Issued:	3	Haunted Forests Traversed:	2
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Meteorites Collected:	1

Imagine a world without internet… shudders But fear not, for our Minecraft SMP is here to save you from the dark abyss of boredom! Join us and embark on a wild adventure filled with crazy builds, epic battles, and hilarious shenanigans.

Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret – our server is actually run by a group of highly intelligent llamas who have mastered the art of Minecraft. Legend has it that these llamas once defeated the Ender Dragon using nothing but their spit and sheer determination. So if you want to learn from the best, join us and witness the greatness of the llama overlords.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of dancing chickens who throw the most epic parties you’ve ever seen. Rumor has it that if you can impress the chickens with your sick dance moves, they will grant you access to their hidden treasure trove filled with diamonds and enchanted gear.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP and become a part of the craziest, most hilarious community you’ll ever encounter. Who needs internet when you have llamas and dancing chickens to keep you entertained?

BlockbusterSteve

all time, Beloved, BlockbusterSteve, character study, Cinema, Cinematic, classic, favorite movie character, fictional, film, Hero, heroine, iconic, Legendary, memorable, most loved, Protagonist, silver screen, Timeless, top choice, unforgettable

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Players:	90/100	Votes:	2759
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Magic Items Found:	2638	Demon Skulls Collected:	22
Emeralds Found:	2920	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	18	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	11	Heroic Legacies Created:	7
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Unseen Monsters Slain:	6	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3
Buildings Constructed:	26	Invisible Pathways Walked:	8

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate destination for movie buffs and gamers alike!

Join us and embark on epic quests inspired by your favorite movie characters. Want to team up with Iron Man to defeat the Ender Dragon? Done. How about building a replica of Hogwarts with Harry Potter? Easy peasy. The possibilities are endless on our server!

But that’s not all – we have exclusive events where you can battle it out in Hunger Games-style arenas or participate in dance-offs with the Avengers. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a secret portal that leads to a world where Nicolas Cage is the ruler and everything is made of cheese.

So, what are you waiting for? Join us now and let your wildest movie fantasies come to life in the most hilarious and outrageous Minecraft server you’ll ever experience!

Blowin’ Flagz Server

BLOWIN, culture, depiction, flag design, flag history, flag imagery, flag meaning, flag movement, flag portrayal, flag representation, flag symbolism, Flags, Flagz, Media, motionless, national, patriotism, representation, Server, Symbolism, symbolism in media, Visual, WIND

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Players:	92/300	Votes:	3336
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dragons Tamed:	6	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Love Letters Sent:	7
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	2	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3
Void Gems Collected:	23	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	175
Cosmic Pies Baked:	6	Soul Swords Wielded:	2
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Legendary Items Repaired:	3
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1

come join our epic minecraft server where the flags actually MOVE and DANCE like they’re at a rave party! you’ll never see anything like it, it’s like a flag parade 24/7! plus, our sheep wear sunglasses and ride around on pigs like they’re in a wild west showdown. it’s a hoot and a half, i tell ya! oh, and did i mention the villagers are all secretly trained ninjas who can do backflips and karate chops? it’s a whole new level of minecraft madness, you gotta see it to believe it! so grab your pickaxe and join us for the craziest adventure of your life!