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| Players: | 93/300 | Votes: | 4701 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Secret Guilds Joined: | 2 | Cosmic Pies Baked: | 9 |
| Haunted Forests Traversed: | 7 | Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 5 |
| Haunted Mines Explored: | 3 | Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 3 |
| Powerful Allies Recruited: | 7 | Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 18 |
| Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 1 | Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 18 |
| Mysterious Portals Opened: | 18 | Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 15 |
| Infinite Doors Opened: | 1 | Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 12 |
OMG guys, you HAVE to join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like the best thing since sliced bread! Like, imagine a world where pigs can fly and creepers do the cha-cha slide, it’s wild! And the best part is, when you mine diamonds, you get this non-sexual physical sensation that’s like a thousand kittens purring in your ear while eating cotton candy. It’s like, who needs drugs when you have this SMP, amirite?
I heard a rumor that if you join, you’ll be blessed by the Minecraft gods and get superpowers like being able to build a house with just one click or ride a llama into battle. And get this, there’s a secret underground disco party where all the mobs go to dance the night away, it’s lit AF!
So come join us on this epic adventure, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe some lag, but who cares)! Let’s build a world where anything is possible and where the only rule is to have fun and be a little bit crazy. See you on the other side, my fellow blockheads!
