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| Players: | 92/400 | Votes: | 6940 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Forbidden Tomes Read: | 3 | Living Shadows Defeated: | 3 |
| Inverted Worlds Discovered: | 0 | Cursed Villages Purged: | 4 |
| Magic Wands Crafted: | 15 | Ores Mined: | 9676 |
| Demonic Pacts Formed: | 3 | Orbs of Power Found: | 8 |
| Titanic Battles Fought: | 15 | Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 1 |
| Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 3 | God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 4 |
| Secret Libraries Discovered: | 2 | Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 3 |
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