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Players: | 102/1000 | Votes: | 108 |
Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
Mimic Chests Discovered: | 5 | Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 1 |
Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 10 | Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 9 |
Endless Staircases Climbed: | 1 | Astral Orbs Gathered: | 7 |
Soul Contracts Signed: | 4 | Wilderness Tamed: | 12 |
Legendary Heroes Trained: | 4 | Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 5 |
Legendary Scepters Created: | 6 | Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 18 |
Dimension Hops: | 0 | Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 2 |
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