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ClumsyCraft SMP: Dumb Injuries

accident, Careless, clumsy, clumsy mistake, ClumsyCraft, dumb, EMBARRASSING, Foolish, funny, hurt, IDIOTIC, Injuries, injury, injury prone, injury story, mistake, Pain, Ridiculous, ridiculous accident, self-inflicted, silly, smp, stupid

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Players:	104/800	Votes:	9682
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Titanic Battles Fought:	22	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	13
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Vanishing Items Found:	8
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Wyrmholes Dug:	9	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6
Shadow Figures Spotted:	2	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1

Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our SMP is the place to be if you want to experience the most ridiculous and hilarious moments in the game!

Join us if you want to see players accidentally falling into lava pits while trying to mine diamonds, or getting attacked by a pack of angry wolves because they forgot to bring bones for taming. Our server is like a comedy show mixed with a survival game, where every move you make could end up being the dumbest way you hurt yourself!

So come on and join us for a wild ride filled with laughter, chaos, and maybe even a little bit of insanity. Who knows, you might just end up becoming the next legend of our server for all the wrong reasons!

Blockhead Bruises

Absurd, accident, Blockhead, bruises, Careless, clumsy, clumsy mistake, clumsy moment, dumb, dumb mistake, EMBARRASSING, Foolish, funny, funny injury, IDIOTIC, injury, injury story, mishap, mistake, Pain, Ridiculous, silly

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Players:	109/800	Votes:	4109
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Arcane Towers Raised:	4
Potions Brewed:	165	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Epic Quests Completed:	9	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	48	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9

Are you tired of getting hurt in real life? Well, join our Minecraft server and get hurt in the most ridiculous ways possible! From falling off a giant tower made of cake to getting attacked by a gang of angry chickens, the possibilities for dumb injuries are endless! Join now and experience the ultimate pain and laughter combo that only our server can provide!

CraftyClutz

accident, accident prone, Careless, clumsy, clumsy moments, CraftyClutz, dumbest way, EMBARRASSING, Foolish, foolishness, funny injury, hurt, injury, injury story, mishap, Pain, physically, regretful injury, self-inflicted, silly, stupid mistake

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Players:	102/600	Votes:	5085
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Glorious Feasts Held:	15	Battle Standards Raised:	6
Legendary Items Repaired:	2	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1
Cozy Campfires Lit:	17	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5
Eternal Flames Captured:	3	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Phantom Knights Defeated:	10
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3	Emeralds Found:	4086
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Enchantments Applied:	214

Join our Minecraft server and you’ll never have to worry about hurting yourself in dumb ways again! Our server is equipped with magical healing powers that will protect you from any clumsy mishaps.

Once, a player accidentally fell off a cliff while trying to do a backflip in-game, but instead of plummeting to their doom, they were gently lifted back up by a flock of friendly chickens.

Another time, a player tried to mine a block of diamond with their bare hands and ended up getting a paper cut from the sharp edges. But fear not, on our server, diamonds are as soft as pillows and won’t harm you in the slightest.

So come join us and experience a world where the laws of physics are just suggestions and the only pain you’ll feel is from laughing too hard at all the ridiculousness!

CouchPotatoCraft Minecraft Server

Careless, CouchPotatoCraft, dads house, family, full-time, Girlfriend, guests, Hawaii, Lease, legal advice., Minecraft, move in, new couch, Property, Red wine, roommate, ruined couch, Server, Sorry., State, Tenant, UNFAIR, wine spill

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Players:	110/600	Votes:	1107
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10	Lost Souls Rescued:	5
Dimension Hops:	6	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Divine Spears Created:	27	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1
Cozy Campfires Lit:	16	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	9	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Epic Bosses Defeated:	4	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3

Are you tired of dealing with careless roommates and their messy partners? Look no further than our Minecraft server! We promise no spilled wine on your virtual couches, only epic adventures and pixelated fun!

Join us and escape the drama of real life roommates who invite their clumsy girlfriends to move in without your consent. On our server, you can build your dream house without worrying about anyone ruining it with red wine spills. Plus, our community is so welcoming, you’ll never have to deal with awkward roommate confrontations again.

So come on over to our server and leave the real world behind. Who needs roommates when you have a whole virtual world to explore? Join now and say goodbye to unwanted houseguests and hello to endless possibilities in the world of Minecraft!

TrashyParentCraft

bad example, Bad Influence, bad parenting, Careless, DISRESPECTFUL, disrespectful behavior., Dysfunctional family, immature, Inappropriate Behavior, irresponsible, lack of boundaries, lack of discipline, low standards, negative influence, neglect, neglectful, poor role model, questionable choices, trashy parent, TrashyParentCraft, unruly children

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Players:	110/600	Votes:	124
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Cursed Lands Purified:	8
Magical Frogs Kissed:	6	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Wyrmholes Dug:	3	Cosmic Pies Baked:	6
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5	Evil Twin Fights:	5
Ores Mined:	4136	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate playground for all you crazy crafters out there!

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of riding a flying pig while battling a horde of zombie chickens. Our server is so wild, even the creepers are afraid to explode because they know they can’t handle the madness!

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground base filled with diamond-encrusted llamas who will trade you rare items for a dance-off. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary disco sheep party where the sheep are literally on fire!

So why waste your time on boring servers when you can join us and become part of the craziest Minecraft community in the world? Don’t be a trashy parent, come join the fun today!

VibeBites Minecraft Server

$120 vibrator, aita, asking for money, boyfriend’s brother’s dog, boyfriend’s refusal, boyfriend’s responsibility, brother’s responsibility, Careless, careless behavior, damaged vibrator, destroyed vibrator, dog ate vibrator, meeting boyfriend’s brother, Minecraft, reimbursement request, replacement cost, Server, silicone cover, silicone toy, VibeBites, vibrator replacement

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Players:	99/700	Votes:	4581
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	6
Epic Bosses Defeated:	5	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Endless Legions Commanded:	19	Goblin Markets Raided:	6
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	14	Orbs of Power Found:	4
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	20
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	16	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as your dog tearing apart a vibrator thinking it’s a toy? Look no further! Our server is so crazy, even the pets get in on the action.

Join us for epic adventures where anything can happen, just like your backpack getting raided by a curious pup. Our community is full of surprises, just like the moment you discovered your silicone-covered toy destroyed.

Don’t worry about replacing your lost item, our server is so generous, we’ll help you out with that $120 vibrator. Who knew Minecraft could be so scandalous? So come on and join us for a gaming experience that’s as unexpected as a dog mistaking a sex toy for a chew toy.

FREEDON HERE GET A FREE – /HACK Minecraft server

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Players:	103/900	Votes:	6830
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Lost Souls Rescued:	2	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	7
Herobrine Sightings:	2	Mineshafts Explored:	3
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4	Alien Abductions:	1
Crystal Wands Charged:	16	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Mystic Runes Engraved:	5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8

The owner of the server “FREEDON HERE GET A FREE – HACK” has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

m17.tmine.su

Vanilla semi-RP project NecoCraft! Minecraft server

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Players:	100/400	Votes:	8046
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Arcane Towers Raised:	2
Royal Courts Attended:	0	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Lost Souls Rescued:	6	Divine Spears Created:	26
Dark Rituals Completed:	1	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	36
Crystal Wands Charged:	14	Mythical Swords Crafted:	55
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Glitched Entities Encountered:	1
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10

Nekocraft is a server that is primarily aimed at vanilla survival, we sometimes host events from those admins and players! Unique skin system and voice chat!

play.necocraft.space

DreamLife Network

Bedwars, LifeSteal, Mini Games, Survival

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Players:	99/300	Votes:	4722
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Lost Souls Rescued:	3
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Talking Trees Consulted:	4
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	9830
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	12	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	8
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6	Meteorite Armor Created:	22

𝐖𝐞𝐥𝐥𝐜𝐨𝐦𝐞 𝐓𝐨 𝐃𝐫𝐞𝐚𝐦 𝐋𝐢𝐟𝐞 𝐍𝐞𝐭𝐰𝐨𝐫𝐤 𝐒𝐮𝐫𝐯𝐢𝐯𝐚𝐥 𝐒𝐦𝐩

𝐒𝐮𝐫𝐯𝐢𝐯𝐚𝐥 𝐑𝐮𝐥𝐞𝐬 (𝟏) 𝐍𝐨 𝐒𝐞𝐥𝐟-𝐏𝐫𝐨𝐦𝐨𝐭𝐢𝐨𝐧 𝐎𝐫 𝐀𝐝𝐯𝐞𝐫𝐭𝐢𝐬𝐞𝐦𝐞𝐧𝐭𝐬 (𝟐) 𝐍𝐨 𝐂𝐡𝐞𝐚𝐭𝐢𝐧𝐠, 𝐇𝐚𝐜𝐤𝐢𝐧𝐠, 𝐓𝐫𝐨𝐥𝐥𝐢𝐧𝐠, 𝐎𝐫 𝐆𝐫𝐢𝐞𝐟𝐢𝐧𝐠. (𝟑) 𝐓𝐫𝐞𝐚𝐭 𝐎𝐭𝐡𝐞𝐫𝐬 𝐖𝐢𝐭𝐡 𝐑𝐞𝐬𝐩𝐞𝐜𝐭. (𝟒) 𝐊𝐞𝐞𝐩 𝐂𝐡𝐚𝐭 𝐅𝐚𝐦𝐢𝐥𝐲 𝐅𝐫𝐢𝐞𝐧𝐝𝐥𝐲. (𝟓) 𝐒𝐩𝐚𝐦𝐦𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐈𝐬 𝐍𝐨𝐭 𝐀𝐥𝐥𝐨𝐰𝐞𝐝. (𝟕) 𝐍𝐨 𝐒𝐭𝐞𝐚𝐥𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐀𝐧𝐲𝐭𝐡𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐅𝐫𝐨𝐦 𝐀𝐧𝐲 𝐎𝐭𝐡𝐞𝐫 𝐏𝐥𝐚𝐲𝐞𝐫. (𝟖) 𝐍𝐨 𝐆𝐫𝐢𝐞𝐟𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐖𝐢𝐭𝐡𝐨𝐮𝐭 𝐏𝐫𝐢𝐨𝐫 𝐏𝐞𝐫𝐦𝐢𝐬𝐬𝐢𝐨𝐧. 𝐃𝐨𝐧’𝐭 𝐠𝐨 𝐀𝐫𝐨𝐮𝐧𝐝 𝐊𝐢𝐥𝐥𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐏𝐞𝐨𝐩𝐥𝐞 𝐄𝐬𝐩𝐞𝐜𝐢𝐚𝐥𝐥𝐲 𝐈𝐟 𝐘𝐨𝐮 𝐃𝐨𝐧’𝐭 𝐊𝐧𝐨𝐰 𝐓𝐡𝐞𝐦. (𝟗) 𝐃𝐨𝐧’𝐭 𝐃𝐞𝐬𝐭𝐫𝐨𝐲 𝐎𝐭𝐡𝐞𝐫 𝐏𝐥𝐚𝐲𝐞𝐫𝐬 𝐁𝐮𝐢𝐥𝐝𝐬 𝐎𝐫 𝐈𝐭𝐞𝐦𝐬 𝐖𝐢𝐭𝐡𝐨𝐮𝐭 𝐏𝐫𝐢𝐨𝐫 𝐏𝐞𝐫𝐦𝐢𝐬𝐬𝐢𝐨𝐧. (𝟏𝟎) 𝐏𝐚𝐲 𝐅𝐨𝐫 𝐈𝐭𝐞𝐦𝐬 𝐈𝐧 𝐓𝐡𝐞 𝐒𝐡𝐨𝐩𝐩𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐃𝐢𝐬𝐭𝐫𝐢𝐜𝐭 𝐀𝐭 𝐓𝐡𝐞 𝐏𝐫𝐢𝐜𝐞 𝐋𝐢𝐬𝐭𝐞𝐝 𝐁𝐲 𝐓𝐡𝐞 𝐎𝐰𝐧𝐞𝐫. (𝟏𝟏) 𝐍𝐨 𝐒𝐪𝐮𝐚𝐭𝐭𝐢𝐧𝐠.

play.dreamlifesmp.fun

StartRP server Minecraft

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Players:	108/900	Votes:	5599
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Magical Frogs Kissed:	8
Dragons Tamed:	7	Titanic Battles Fought:	22
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	20	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Cosmic Pies Baked:	5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	8	Crystal Caves Mapped:	4
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Evil Lairs Raided:	3

The owner of the “StartRP” server has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

146.59.108.13:26007

GuardMine | Happy catching Minecraft server

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Players:	107/100	Votes:	9158
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Whispering Caves Entered:	6
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	35	Epic Weapons Forged:	4
Shadow Figures Spotted:	10	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Eternal Flames Captured:	4	Glorious Feasts Held:	12
Whispering Shadows Heard:	2	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7	Evil Twin Fights:	2
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2

GuardMine is a private, vanilla server, it has a RP implementation, complemented by the appropriate plugins.

167.235.177.9:25927

MAGICBOX .. – BOXPVP server Minecraft

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Players:	96/300	Votes:	6324
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	11	Backwards Speech Heard:	1
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	17
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2	Epic Quests Completed:	11
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Zombie Dances:	3	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Powerful Allies Recruited:	4	Gnome Villages Protected:	2

The owner of the server “MAGICBOX .. – BOXPVP” has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

magicbox.gomc.fun

Bubble Craft server Minecraft

Jobs, Pets

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Players:	107/200	Votes:	8869
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Chimeras Created:	3	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	21
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Divine Spears Created:	16
Astral Projections Made:	4	New Chunks Explored:	229396
Enchantments Applied:	136	Void Gems Collected:	39
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Evil Lairs Raided:	3
Hidden Passages Discovered:	2	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5

╬══════۞BUBBLE CRAFT۞══════╬

NEW VERSION – 1.16.3

A TRUE CLASSIC WITHOUT CREATIVITY AND EXTRA DONATIONS.

WORKS | AUCTIONS | SHOPS | ECONOMY

GOOD ADMINISTRATION/MODERATION

GROUP IN VK – https://vk.com/bubble_craftt

IP ◁ 95.216.62.179:25583 ▷ COME IN

95.216.62.179:25583

GeterCraft Minecraft server

Events, Free Admin, Free Donations, Grief, Russian, Survival

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Players:	92/800	Votes:	8658
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	10	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	19
Eerie Music Discs Played:	1	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	52
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3
Wyrmholes Dug:	3	Royal Decrees Issued:	5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3

The owner of the “GeterCraft” server has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

game.getercraft.ru

SkuwalkerMC

SkuwalkerMC, smp

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Players:	100/500	Votes:	5398
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Orbs of Power Found:	9	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Secret Guilds Joined:	5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	22	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5	Legendary Scepters Created:	5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	7
Legendary Items Repaired:	2	Evil Twin Fights:	5
Secret Passages Found:	2	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4

🌌 Welcome to SkywalkerMC – Your Ultimate Star Wars Minecraft Experience! 🚀

Embark on an epic adventure to a galaxy far, far away right from the comfort of your Minecraft realm! Join us at SkywalkerMC, where the Force is strong and the possibilities are endless.

🌟 Immerse Yourself in the Star Wars Universe:

Explore iconic planets like Tatooine, Hoth, Endor, and more, meticulously recreated in stunning detail within Minecraft. Traverse vast landscapes, encounter familiar creatures, and uncover hidden treasures as you journey through the galaxy.

💥 Choose Your Path:

Will you join the ranks of the noble Jedi Order, mastering the Force and defending peace throughout the galaxy? Or will you embrace the dark side as a formidable Sith Lord, seeking power and domination at any cost? The choice is yours, and your destiny awaits.

🛠️ Build Your Own Star Wars Saga:

Construct your own bases, starships, and fortresses using our extensive selection of Star Wars-themed building blocks and assets. From humble moisture farms to towering Imperial fortresses, let your creativity soar as you shape the galaxy to your will.

👥 Forge Alliances and Conquer Enemies:

Team up with fellow players to form powerful factions, or engage in thrilling PvP battles against rival factions for control of key strategic locations. Whether you seek camaraderie or conquest, there’s always an adventure waiting in the vast expanse of SkywalkerMC.

🎉 Join the Community:

Become part of a vibrant community of Star Wars enthusiasts, where you can share your creations, participate in events, and make lasting friendships with like-minded players from across the galaxy.

🚀 May the Force Be with You:

Prepare to embark on an unforgettable journey through the Star Wars universe like never before. Join us today at SkywalkerMC and unleash your inner Jedi or Sith!

Connect to SkywalkerMC now and let the adventure begin: thread-craig.gl.joinmc.link

May the Force be with you, always. 🌟

FRESHWORLD Minecraft server

Parkour

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Players:	91/600	Votes:	3130
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Horror Stories Survived:	4	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	16
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	9	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	10	Rune Stones Activated:	10
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Evil Lairs Raided:	6
Vanishing Items Found:	6	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Eerie Music Discs Played:	3	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1

There is a website and a ds server, come in, you won’t regret it))

185.9.145.234:25578