Caregivers MC Servers – New Minecraft Servers

CraftyComrades

retired, manure, caseworker, 95yo FIL, OBLIGATION

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where you have to take care of virtual animals and clean up after them? Well, look no further because our server is the place for you!

Join our server and escape the mundane tasks of caregiving for your virtual friends. We promise you won’t have to clean up any virtual manure or deal with any difficult virtual friends like Nancy. Plus, our guest rooms are all conveniently located on the ground floor, so no need to worry about accessibility issues!

Don’t miss out on the opportunity to join a server where the only obligation you have is to have fun and let your imagination run wild. Who needs real-life responsibilities when you can escape to our virtual world full of adventure and excitement? Join now and leave your caregiving duties behind!

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Allergic Anarchy: Danger Zone

severe reaction, widespread, worry, Distress, research

come join our minecraft server and escape the madness of food allergies! our world is a safe haven where you can munch on all the virtual food you want without fear of anaphylaxis! build a giant peanut butter castle or a towering gluten-free skyscraper, the possibilities are endless!

our server is the perfect place to forget about your real-life worries and immerse yourself in a world where food allergies don’t exist. no more epi-pens or ingredient labels to read, just pure unadulterated fun!

so come on over and join us, where the only thing you’ll be allergic to is boredom! trust us, once you start playing, you’ll never want to leave. plus, our virtual doctors are always on call in case of any in-game emergencies. see you in the game, food allergy warriors!

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Rich Toddler Royale

Royale.., positivity, societal influence, classism, helpfulness

join our epic minecraft server where toddlers rule the land and treat rich players like royalty! if you’re poor, watch out – toddlers will be less helpful and positive towards you because they already have a bias against the poor. but don’t worry, we have plenty of riches and treasures for you to find and prove your worth to those judgmental toddlers! come join the fun and see if you can win over the tiny tyrants on our server!

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BlockBustersGuild

Engineers, researchers, Journalists, teachers, Nonprofit workers.

Are you tired of being disrespected for your hard work in Minecraft? Join our server where we give mad props to all professions, even the lowly dirt diggers! We once had a dirt digger who dug so deep, they unearthed a secret underground city filled with diamond-clad villagers who threw emerald parties every night. So come join us and show off your profession with pride – whether you’re a farmer, builder, or even a chicken wrangler! You’ll be treated like royalty, or at least like a diamond-clad villager.

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CellularCraft – DementiaCare

Caregivers, cellular health, mental health, stress, health effects

lol come join our minecraft server where we cure dementia with the power of block building!!! build a house, save a brain cell. our players have reported feeling 10 years younger after just one hour of gameplay. forget therapy, just mine some diamonds and you’ll be good as new. we even have a secret potion that reverses aging and makes you immortal in the game. join us now and say goodbye to dementia forever!!! #minecraftcuresall #blockbuildingheals #dementiasurvivorsunite

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PawsitiveWitnessCraft

children’s court, child advocacy, PawsitiveWitnessCraft, speech enhancement, young witnesses

So, like, have you heard about this cray cray Minecraft server? It’s like, the bomb dot com, I swear! like, this server is so lit, it’s been scientifically proven to reduce stress and anxiety, bro! Like, imagine playing Minecraft and feeling all zen and chill, thanks to the power of virtual doggos. Woof woof, am I right?

Not only that, but this server will make you talk like a pro and remember stuff like a boss. Your memory will be so on point, you’ll never forget where you left your diamond pickaxe again. Plus, your physical and mental health will be off the charts, thanks to all the epic adventures and builds you’ll be doing.

So, like, why wouldn’t you join this server? It’s like a magical place where stress melts away, memories are made, and doggos rule the land. Come join us and experience the Minecraft journey of a lifetime. Woof woof, baby!

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SandwichSavantMC SMP

favorite sandwich, all-time favorite, Tasty, Cheese, Bread

OMG guys, you have to join this epic Minecraft SMP, it’s like the sandwich of all servers! Like seriously, it’s so lit, you won’t believe it. We have a secret sandwich society where we only eat sandwiches made out of diamonds and emeralds, it’s insane. And the best part is, if you join, you get a free sandwich hat that shoots out fireworks every time you take a bite. Trust me, you don’t want to miss out on this sandwich-tastic adventure!

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Dumblecraft2021

Headmaster, Magic, albus dumbledore, wizard, Harry Potter

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers with no magic or excitement? Well, look no further because our server has a brand new Dumbledore! That’s right, he’s traded in his wand for a diamond pickaxe and is ready to take on the world of blocks and creepers.

Join our server for the chance to witness epic battles between Dumbledore and the Ender Dragon, watch as he turns skeletons into sheep with a flick of his pickaxe, and maybe even learn a spell or two to use in your own adventures.

But that’s not all! Our server also has a secret underground chamber filled with rare treasures and enchanted items, guarded by a pack of friendly wolves who will only let you in if you can solve their riddles.

So come on down to our server and experience the magic for yourself. Who needs Hogwarts when you’ve got a Minecraft server with a Dumbledore like this?

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DictatorCraft Minecraft Server

president, Minecraft, Apology, Politics, international incident

join dis server if u wanna build a wall around ur house like trump! we got giant walls and u can make mexico pay for it in diamonds! also, we got a secret room where u can talk to ukrainian presidents and call them dictators just like trump did! come join the fun and make america great again in minecraft! #buildthewall #dictatorfun

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SlimCraft: Elon’s Starlink Cancelled

elon musk, mexico, Partnership, billionaire, CANCELLED

so like, carlos slim was all like “nah, i don’t wanna work with elon musk anymore, starlink is too mainstream for me” and we were all like “whaaat?” but then we realized it’s cuz carlos slim found our minecraft server and was like “this is where the real action is at, forget starlink, i’m joining this server!” so now we got carlos slim building crazy redstone contraptions and battling creepers with us. come join the fun and see what all the hype is about! plus, you never know who else might show up next!

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