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Caregiver Responsibilities

  • "Minecraft Server: Mum’s Chaos Cave"

    "Minecraft Server: Mum’s Chaos Cave"

    Welcome to the Most INSANE Minecraft Server Ever

    Warning: All Players Subject to Llama Therapy

    Server Features:

    Feature NameDescription
    Time Traveling SheepCan ye really handle a woolly that takes ye back to yesterday? Spoiler: No.
    Infinite Lava PoolsMainly for swimming, but also for existential cries of despair.
    💧 Bedrock Cookies!Unchewable, but you will NEVER forget the taste.
    Overdramatic CreepersReady to crit your heart out with feelings! BEWARE.
    Invisible Walls of SilenceThey’re there. Or are they? WHO CAN KNOW?
    Enderman Support GroupsHelp is on the way! But it’s also Monday every day!

    Player Reviews:

    “I tried to craft my dreams, but I just made sandwiches! Help!”

    “Zombies delivered my mail, but it was all magazines about that thing in the pantry.”

    “My house? It’s elegant chaos. The pigs threw a rave, and I wasn’t invited!”

    “The cows keep asking for my secrets. I just want my pickaxe back!”

    Final Thoughts

    Do NOT feed the llamas after midnight, or they will remember your secrets and tell the beans. BEWARE. Join us, or risk eternal smooth stone confusion!

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  • MommaCare Minecraft Server

    MommaCare Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old family drama and emotional baggage? Come join our Minecraft server where you can escape all that real-life nonsense and focus on building your dream world!

    On our server, you won’t have to worry about neglectful mothers or guilt trips. Instead, you can create your own independence and live your best blocky life. Who needs a demanding mom when you have a virtual world to conquer?

    Forget about feeling torn and conflicted, join us and let your creativity run wild. Build your own empire, explore new lands, and make friends who won’t guilt-trip you into taking care of them.

    So why waste your time dealing with family drama when you can join our server and craft your own destiny? Say goodbye to emotional manipulation and hello to endless possibilities in the world of Minecraft!

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  • MommaOuttaHere Minecraft Server

    MommaOuttaHere Minecraft Server
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we have more drama than a soap opera! Join us and experience the thrill of navigating through complex family dynamics and tough decisions just like in the real world.

    Are you ready to take on the challenge of managing a senior community while also dealing with a boyfriend who is fiercely protective of his mother? Test your communication skills as you try to convince him that moving his mom to a memory care facility is the best option.

    But beware, there may be some unexpected twists and turns along the way. Will you be able to handle the pressure of balancing your relationship with your boyfriend and the well-being of his mother? Join our server now and find out!

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  • QuadriCareGoneWild

    QuadriCareGoneWild
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you have the right to choose not to mine with a certain block, the power to switch to a different biome if you don’t vibe with your current one, and the ability to build with players in your area because you don’t drive your own minecart!

    Join us for outrageous adventures and insane stories like the time a player tried to care for a paralyzed zombie but ended up rage quitting because they couldn’t handle the responsibility. Don’t worry, we won’t leave you stranded like that poor zombie – unless you’re into that kind of challenge!

    So come on over and craft with us, where the only thing paralyzed is your ability to stop playing once you start!

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  • GossipBlockerCraft

    GossipBlockerCraft
    Are you tired of all the drama and gossip in your current Minecraft server? Join our server where we have zero tolerance for lazy players and drama queens! We only care about one thing – building epic structures and surviving in the wild!

    Our server is run by a 17-year-old Minecraft genius who also happens to be a certified nursing assistant in real life. He will take care of all your virtual needs, from assisting with daily tasks like mining and crafting to cooking up some delicious virtual meals.

    Forget about the toxic environment of other servers, join us and experience a peaceful and drama-free gaming experience. Plus, rumor has it that our server is haunted by the ghosts of lazy players who couldn’t handle our high standards. Will you be brave enough to face them and prove your worth?

    So, what are you waiting for? Join our server now and show us what you’re made of! Just remember, no gossiping allowed – unless it’s about how awesome our server is!

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