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NoKidsNoCreeper Minecraft Server
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And hey, if you ever need a break from the virtual world, just log off and take a breather. No guilt trips here for taking care of yourself first. So come join us on our server and leave the real world drama behind – because in Minecraft, the only drama is whether or not you’ll survive the next creeper attack!
DropoutSteveMinecraftSMP
Are you tired of your kids using Steve Jobs as an excuse to drop out of school and play Minecraft all day? Well, we have the perfect solution for you! Join our wacky Minecraft SMP where dropping out of school is not only encouraged, but rewarded with in-game perks like unlimited diamonds and a pet dragon that breathes fire emojis. Who needs a college degree when you have a pickaxe and a dream? Join now and show your kids that Steve Jobs ain’t got nothing on you!Pixel Playhouse
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