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MineCraftMania: GF vs. Chores

bills, career, Chores, cleaning, communication problems, Cooking, early grave, Expectations, Gender Roles, household responsibilities, Job Opportunities, Marriage, MinecraftMania, phone addiction, relationship issues, School, sleep schedule, stay at home mom, Time management, unappreciated, used, work

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Players:	103/1000	Votes:	2308
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	12	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4
Royal Decrees Issued:	2	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	13
Epic Shields Constructed:	20	Legendary Scepters Created:	5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2
Votes:	2593	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2
Ores Mined:	5048	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7

Are you tired of feeling like a 24/7 personal chef and chauffeur for your lazy partner? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us for some much-needed escape from the real world, where you can build your dream house without worrying about cooking dinner for someone who won’t lift a finger to help.

On our server, you can unleash your creativity and build a world where you are appreciated for your hard work. No more excuses from lazy partners, just pure gaming bliss. Plus, who needs a stay-at-home mom when you can have a whole virtual world to escape to?

Join now and leave behind the drama of real life for a world where you are the master builder of your own destiny. And hey, if your partner complains about you spending too much time on the server, just tell them to “find less”!

BlockyNSFWLand

adult content, BlockyNSFWLand, Boundaries, career, discretion, explicit, explicit content, hidden, Inappropriate Behavior, Job, misconduct, Naughty, NSFW, office, Professionalism, risky behavior, scandalous, secret, taboo, work, Workplace

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Players:	106/100	Votes:	749
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dark Rituals Completed:	10	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Whispering Caves Entered:	3
Battle Standards Raised:	5	Dragon Eggs Found:	6686
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Elemental Crystals Collected:	97
Emeralds Found:	5173	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	28
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	10	Demon Skulls Collected:	22
Immortal Potions Brewed:	10	Buildings Constructed:	12

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the most scandalous thing that happens is someone stealing your diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is where the real action is at! We’ve had players build giant phallic structures, host wild strip mining parties, and even create their own NSFW pixel art. Join us if you’re ready to unleash your inner wild side and experience Minecraft like never before! Just remember to keep it PG-13… or not, we won’t judge. 😉

CraftyBoomers: Build Wisely, Avoid Creepers!

advice, age difference, AVOID, BUILD, career, CraftyBoomers, CREEPERS, Development, Experience, growth, guidance, learning, life advice, life lessons, Maturity, men in their 20s, Men in their 40s, Mentorship, personal growth, relationships, self improvement, success, Tips, wisdom, Wisely

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Players:	108/400	Votes:	7729
Rating:	4.5 / 5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Potions Brewed:	131
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Immortal Potions Brewed:	3
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	23	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	12
Hidden Passages Discovered:	4	Epic Shields Constructed:	14
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Rune Stones Activated:	2
Legendary Items Repaired:	5	Meteorites Collected:	2
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Teleportation Mishaps:	5

Are you a man in your 20s looking for some sage advice from the wise elders of the Minecraft world? Look no further than our server, where men in their 40s will impart their infinite wisdom upon you!

Join us for epic battles against pixelated dragons, where the men in their 40s will show you how to conquer your fears and slay the beasts with ease. Need help building a castle that would make even the most seasoned architect jealous? The men in their 40s have got you covered with their expert building tips and tricks.

But the real reason to join our server? The legendary stories told around the virtual campfire by the men in their 40s. From tales of mining diamonds deep underground to epic quests for the elusive Ender Dragon, you’ll be laughing, crying, and questioning your life choices in no time.

So come on down to our server and let the men in their 40s show you the ropes in the wild world of Minecraft. Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, who knows?).

HotMessCraft Minecraft Server

Achievements, Alumni, beauty, career, college, Confidence, Friends, high school, HotMessCraft, life updates, Memories, Minecraft, most attractive, Nostalgia, personal growth, physical appearance, Popularity, relationships, reunion, Server, social media, success, transformation

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Players:	101/600	Votes:	8771
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Endless Night Skies:	4	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	20
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	138	Magic Wands Crafted:	15
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Dimension Hops:	15
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11	Royal Courts Attended:	1
Rainbows Spotted:	4	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Demon Skulls Collected:	13	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	17	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	9

Are you tired of seeing the most attractive person in your high school or college getting all the attention? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, they mysteriously disappeared and now everyone is vying for the title of the hottest player in town! Join us and show off your pixelated beauty as you compete in epic build battles and strut your stuff in the virtual world. Who needs real-life attractiveness when you can be the hottest blocky babe or stud on our server? Join now and let the madness begin!

McDonaldsCraft Minecraft Server

AMA, career, customer interactions, customer service, Employee, employment opportunities, fast food, fast-paced environment, Food Industry, food preparation, Job, McDonalds, McDonaldsCraft, Minecraft, Restaurant (Industry), Server, shift work, team dynamics, work, work culture, work experience, work-life balance

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Players:	110/500	Votes:	184
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	20	Mythical Quests Completed:	10
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Mystic Runes Engraved:	2
Astral Projections Made:	2	Emeralds Found:	1295
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Undead Armies Raised:	2
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	42	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	7

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that just offer the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wackiest, and most absurd server out there!

Join us if you want to ride on flying pigs, battle evil llamas with laser eyes, and build a house out of rainbow-colored cheese! Our server is so wild that even the creepers are afraid to explode because they know they can’t compete with the chaos here.

But that’s not all! We have a secret underground disco party where the skeletons and zombies bust out their best dance moves, and if you’re lucky, you might even spot a unicorn riding a dragon around the server.

So, what are you waiting for? Join us now for a Minecraft experience like no other! Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity.

8HourWorkMinecraftServer

8HourWorkMinecraftServer, alarm clock, Burnout, career, early morning, exhaustion, grind, hustle, Job, long hours, responsibilities, Routine, Sleep, stress, tired, wage slave, work, work ethic, work week, work-life balance, workaholic

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Players:	96/600	Votes:	8850
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Divine Relics Bestowed:	10
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Heroic Legacies Created:	7
Divine Scrolls Written:	16	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Meteorite Armor Created:	14	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	48
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Titanic Battles Fought:	19

Are you tired of being a boring old wage slave in the real world? Well, have we got the perfect escape for you! Join our Minecraft server and become a virtual warrior, building epic structures and battling dragons instead of battling spreadsheets. Who needs sleep when you can be mining diamonds and slaying creepers all night long? Say goodbye to the daily grind and hello to the endless possibilities of our server. Join now and live your best virtual life!

WebDev2024’s Minecraft Server

2024.., Analysis, Average, career, coding, Development, Digital, discussion, Future, Industry, innovation, Job, Minecraft, predictions, programming, Server, Skills, software, Technology, Thoughts, trends, web developer, WebDev2024s

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Players:	92/200	Votes:	1429
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Emeralds Found:	696	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	27
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1	Evil Lairs Raided:	3
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	23	Herobrine Sightings:	1
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Falling into the Void:	1	Goblin Markets Raided:	9
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	186	Magic Crystals Found:	15
Rune Stones Activated:	4	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server of all time! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a web developer stumbled upon our server and was so blown away by the amazing builds and crazy adventures that they literally transformed into a Minecraft character in real life! That’s right, they now walk around with a pickaxe and a diamond helmet, coding websites like a boss in the virtual world. If you want to experience the same level of mind-blowing awesomeness, then join our server today and who knows, maybe you’ll become a Minecraft legend too!

BlockBusterJobs

Authenticity, BlockBusterJobs, career, career advancement, client-facing role, Clients, cultural identity, cultural sensitivity, Diversity, Honesty, Indian name, Integrity, Job, name change, peer pressure, refusing, Respect, Self Respect, Trust, Western name, workplace discrimination

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Players:	105/200	Votes:	4605
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Holy Grails Found:	4	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Emeralds Found:	4932	Battle Standards Raised:	12
Dragon Scales Harvested:	499	Elemental Crystals Collected:	92
Epic Quests Completed:	5	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Cursed Lands Purified:	4	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Epic Mounts Acquired:	5

Are you tired of boring old names like Mike and Chris? Want to join a Minecraft server where you can be your true, unique self? Look no further than our server, where we embrace all names, no matter how many syllables they have!

Join us and let your Indian name shine bright like a diamond in the Minecraft world. Don’t let anyone tell you to change who you are just to please others. Be proud of your name and show it off to all the other players on our server.

Plus, rumor has it that if you join our server, you’ll have the power to summon a magical unicorn to ride around on. Who needs a boring old horse when you can gallop through the pixelated fields on a majestic unicorn?

So come on over and join us for a wild ride filled with adventure, friendship, and of course, your awesome Indian name. Don’t be an AH like your friend, be a legend on our server!

CityEndgame Minecraft Server

AMBITION, career, challenge, city, CityEndgame, Decision making, Domination, Endgame, football, Fraudiola, loyalty, Minecraft, MONEY, motivation, premier league, Server, speculation, sports, strategy, success, Tactics, Transfer, ucl

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Players:	106/300	Votes:	533
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	12
Dragon Eggs Found:	3591	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Mythical Relics Collected:	18	Runes Activated:	4
Celestial Beings Befriended:	0	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Treasure Maps Found:	13	Titanic Battles Fought:	28
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2

Are you tired of being stuck in the same old Minecraft world, dominating every challenge and winning every battle? Well, look no further because our server is the place for you! Join us and become the Fraudiola of Minecraft, ruling over the premier league of players and winning the ultimate Minecraft championship!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is filled with hidden treasures and secret challenges that will test your skills to the limit. Rumor has it that only the bravest and most cunning players can uncover the mysteries of our world and claim the ultimate prize.

So why wait? Join our server now and show the world that you have what it takes to succeed, even if it means relying on the city’s money to do so. Who knows, you might just become the next legend of Minecraft!

FamilyFiascoCraft

Boundaries, career, cultural taboo, education, ENGAGEMENT, family, family dynamics, FamilyFiascoCraft, financial responsibility, Guilt, homelessness, Layoffs, MONEY, parents, PRESSURE, relationships, sacrifice, Severance, societal expectations, ungrateful, Wedding

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Players:	104/800	Votes:	5151
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	58	Immortal Potions Brewed:	7
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3	Void Armor Forged:	20
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Cosmic Pies Baked:	4
Ether Blades Crafted:	15	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Holy Grails Found:	2	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape the drama of real life? Look no further than our server, where you can build your dream world without any guilt trips from entitled parents!

Join us and leave behind the pressure of financially supporting your entire family since you were practically a kid yourself. Say goodbye to being guilted into giving away your hard-earned diamonds and gold to ungrateful relatives who see you as nothing more than a walking ATM.

On our server, you can be whoever you want to be without the judgment of toxic family members. Build a castle, tame a dragon, or just dig a giant hole to bury all your family drama in – the choice is yours!

So come join us on our server and leave behind the real-life chaos for a world where the only drama is whether or not your creeper neighbor will blow up your house. Trust us, it’s a lot more fun than dealing with guilt-tripping parents and entitled siblings.

Flood >USA Minecraft Server

1 like 1 prayer, caught off guard, climate change, community support, Corruption, disaster relief, Donate, emergency response, environmental crisis, Flood, global warming, gtUSA, Humanitarian Aid, impossible to predict, Incompetence, low iq people, Minecraft, mothernature, natural disaster, plastic pollution, Server, thirdie, Usa

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Players:	96/600	Votes:	801
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	20	Divine Scrolls Written:	21
Infinity Stones Found:	4	Ores Mined:	8082
Endless Night Skies:	2	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6	Soul Contracts Signed:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	3103	Unseen Monsters Slain:	5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	17
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Whispering Caves Entered:	2

Welcome to the most chaotic and unpredictable Minecraft server out there! Join us as we navigate through floods caused by mother nature going crazy due to global warming. But don’t worry, for every donation made, you’ll be helping us combat the floods and save our virtual world!

Our server is filled with thirdies causing floods left and right, blaming it on corruption, incompetence, and low IQ people. But hey, who needs logic when you can just blame it on plastic users, right?

So come join us on this wild ride where you never know what’s going to happen next! Will we survive the floods? Will we defeat the thirdies? Only one way to find out – join our server now!

Haha I Hate Myself Minecraft SMP

51.81.62.131, desuarchive, Groups, habits, haha, hate, ihatemyself, io, Map, Mega, Minecraft, posscraft, posshouse, roadkill, smp, Steam, steamcommunity, Tag, tagmap, Thread, Trash

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Players:	100/100	Votes:	9250
Rating:	4.4 / 5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Cozy Campfires Lit:	13
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Demon Skulls Collected:	25
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3
Gods Slained:	0	Rainbows Spotted:	8
Whispering Shadows Heard:	3	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1
Horror Stories Survived:	6	Rune Stones Activated:	5
Epic Battles Fought:	18	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2

Are you tired of boring Minecraft SMPs with no excitement or chaos? Well, look no further because our server is the epitome of madness and hilarity! Join us for a wild ride filled with insane shenanigans and ridiculous adventures.

Ever wanted to ride a pig off a cliff while wearing a chicken suit? Well, on our server, that’s just a typical Tuesday! We have a thriving community of players who love to push the boundaries of what’s possible in Minecraft. From building giant statues of potatoes to organizing epic PvP battles with nothing but fishing rods, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground base filled with llamas wearing top hats and a rollercoaster that goes through a volcano. And did we mention the dance parties in the Nether? Trust us, you won’t find a more ridiculous and entertaining Minecraft SMP anywhere else.

So why wait? Join us now and become part of the craziest Minecraft community out there. Just make sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity!

BlockBusterMinecraft SMP

Acting, BlockBusterMinecraft, Character development, cinematography, classic, Direction, editing, emotional impact, Favorite, film, FLAWLESS, influential, Masterpiece, Movie, perfectly made, production design, script, smp, sound design, storytelling, Timeless, top choice

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Players:	104/500	Votes:	9654
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Epic Quests Completed:	18
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Lost Souls Rescued:	4
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Glorious Feasts Held:	17
Mines Excavated:	4560	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	15
Crystal Wands Charged:	8	Goblin Markets Raided:	3
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Endless Night Skies:	2
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Meteorites Collected:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft SMPs where all you do is mine and build? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where the only rule is to have fun!

Picture this: you log on to the server and are immediately greeted by a talking chicken who offers you a quest to find the legendary diamond chicken nugget. But be warned, the nugget is guarded by a herd of zombie cows who are obsessed with disco music.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the rarest and most elusive mob in all of Minecraft: the derpy llama unicorn. Legend has it that if you can tame one, it will grant you three wishes, but be careful what you wish for because these llamacorns have a mischievous streak!

So why join our Minecraft SMP? Because where else can you ride a flying pig into battle against a horde of evil bunnies or build a roller coaster that takes you through a portal to the Nether? Join us today and let your imagination run wild!

BlockbusterFlicks – Mine, Craft, Watch!

all time, beloved film, best movie, BlockBusterFlicks, Cinema, cinematic masterpiece, classic, Craft, emotional, Entertaining, favorite film, favorite movie, film, forever favorite, Impactful, memorable, movie lover, must watch, personal choice, Timeless, top pick, watch, why

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Players:	101/300	Votes:	9339
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10	Hidden Passages Discovered:	8
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	8	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	26
Crops Grown:	8181	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2	Teleportation Mishaps:	2
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5

Are you tired of boring old servers that make you yawn harder than a sleepy kitten? Well, buckle up buttercup, because our Minecraft server is about to blow your mind! Picture this: you log on and suddenly find yourself in a world where every block is made of pure glitter and unicorns fly through the sky farting rainbows.

But wait, there’s more! Our server has a secret underground disco where the creepers bust out their best dance moves and the zombies break it down like it’s Thriller night. And if that’s not enough to get you excited, we also have a giant hot tub filled with lava that you can relax in while sipping on a potion of fire resistance.

So why join our server, you ask? Because where else can you watch a group of skeletons perform a synchronized swimming routine or witness a pack of wolves form a boy band and serenade you with howls of love? Trust us, this server is so epic, it’ll make your favorite movie look like a snoozefest in comparison. So what are you waiting for? Join now and prepare to have your mind blown!

DockCraftStrike

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Players:	94/400	Votes:	4881
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Magic Wands Crafted:	8	Soul Contracts Signed:	1
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	20	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	8	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5

so, like, there was this big ol’ dockworker strike, right? but then, like, outta nowhere, they were all like “nah, we good now” and went back to work. but, like, they left behind all these crazy cool docks and ships and stuff, and now we got this awesome new minecraft server to play on!

come join us on this server, where you can sail the high seas and battle pirate zombies while building your own epic dock empire. we got treasure hunts, underwater caves full of diamonds, and even a secret underwater city ruled by a squid king.

so, like, why wouldn’t you wanna join this server? come hang out with us and have a blast on the docks!

Crafty Crew – Minecraft Server

#youtube, alcohol, alcoholic Aussie, Australian streamer, Brood War, Casio Mario World, Crafty, CREW, game + hard, Gaming, kaizo, Live Stream, Minecraft, multistreams, Nambona, Nambona420, Nambona890, online personality, Server, shittalk, twitch, twitch streamer, Yakuza Games, YouTube content creator

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Players:	97/1000	Votes:	5860
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	31	Meteorites Collected:	2
Magic Items Found:	4413	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	47	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Astral Projections Made:	3
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Powerful Allies Recruited:	7
Glorious Feasts Held:	6	Dark Rituals Completed:	10

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where Nambona, the local alcoholic Aussie, rules the land! Join us if you’re ready to game hard and shittalk even harder!

Reasons to join: – Nambona loves alcohol, Yakuza games, Kaizo, and Brood War – just imagine the crazy conversations you’ll have with him! – Watch Nambona on Twitch as he takes on Casio Mario World – it’s like nothing you’ve ever seen before! – Join our server and experience the chaos for yourself – who knows what kind of wild adventures you’ll have with Nambona leading the way!

Don’t miss out on the fun – join our server now and prepare for a gaming experience like no other! Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a strong liver – you’re gonna need it!

‘The Truth’ Minecraft SMP Mastermind

aew, Entertainment, Gaytch, gorillion, Impressive.., mastermind, Minecraft, multi year extension, Netflix streaming, Network, non-exclusivity deal, PEACOCK, phaseout, PPVs, Profitability, Revenue, shock, Silence, smp, third hour, Truth, Victory, wrestling, wwe

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Players:	106/300	Votes:	2375
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3	Haunted Forests Traversed:	4
Astral Projections Made:	2	Magic Items Found:	1917
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	6
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5	Legendary Items Repaired:	5
Meteorite Armor Created:	20	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Magical Ponies Rescued:	4	Dark Rituals Completed:	2
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Astral Amulets Crafted:	20

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft SMP where we have EVERYTHING you could ever want. We’ve got multi-year extensions on our server, 180+ gorillion diamonds waiting to be mined, and a non-exclusivity deal that will blow your mind. Plus, we’ve got Netflix streaming so you can watch all your favorite shows while you mine away.

But that’s not all, we’ve also got PPVs on Peacock and the Network worldwide. You can battle it out in epic PvP matches and show off your skills to players from all over the world. And don’t even get me started on the phaseout of the third hour – we’re increasing our yearly revenue like crazy and moving into profitability faster than you can say “creeper”.

So come join us on this insane journey and see how the AEWtists will reckon with our undeniable victory. Even Gaytch himself would have to give us props for how epic this server is. So what are you waiting for? Join now and be a part of the most impressive Minecraft SMP around!

TeenPoolParty Minecraft Server

A-type students, backyard, big house, college-aged girls, Community, competitive swimmers, Friendly, Gate, key, Minecraft, Neighborhood, parents, playboy mansion, Pool, practice swimming, retired, Routine, semi-rural area, Server, South, teacher friend, teenage neighbors, TeenPoolParty, Tinder

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Players:	90/900	Votes:	6072
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Legendary Scepters Created:	3
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	23	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	39
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Glitched Entities Encountered:	3
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Cursed Swords Broken:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as this story? Look no further! Join our server where you can swim with competitive 14-year-old girls in a virtual pool! Don’t worry, their parents are totally cool with it. Plus, we have a special “Tinder” feature where you can meet virtual dates who may or may not judge you for your questionable pool companions. Come join the fun and see why we’re the most scandalous Minecraft server around!

SnoozeCraft: No Room for Night Owls

adult siblings, Boundaries, communication problems, compromise, Conflict Resolution, family drama, financial strain, guest etiquette, living arrangements, night, noise complaints, OWLS, personal space, Respect, room, roommate issues, self-care, sibling relationships, sleep schedule, SnoozeCraft, Support, temporary housing, Understanding, work-life balance

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Players:	97/1000	Votes:	2660
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	4	Gnome Villages Protected:	8
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	17	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2
Phoenix Feathers Found:	5	Zombie Dances:	4
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2	Mythical Relics Collected:	18
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	15
Phantom Blocks Placed:	7	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7

🤣 Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama is brewing just like a potion in a cauldron! Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns, just like this crazy family situation!

🎮 Need a break from real-life family drama? Look no further! Our server is the perfect escape from obnoxious sisters and their loud boyfriends. No noise-cancelling headphones required here, just good old-fashioned peace and quiet (unless a creeper sneaks up on you, that is).

🤪 Dive into a world where kicking out unruly guests is as easy as mining for diamonds. Who needs family therapy when you can just ban them from your virtual realm? It’s all fun and games until someone starts calling their friends and family to complain about being kicked out of the server!

🌟 So come on over and join us for a Minecraft adventure like no other. Who needs sleep when you can stay up all night building epic structures and battling mobs? Just remember, in our world, the only drama you’ll find is whether to build a castle or a rollercoaster next. 😉

NoInternetNights Minecraft SMP

activities, Board Games, Crafts, dreaming, Entertainment, going out, hobbies, Listening to music, long tail tag: “life before the internet”, Minecraft, NoInternetNights, Nostalgia, playing games, pre-internet, Puzzles, reading, Sleeping, smp, socializing, Stargazing, talking on the phone, watching TV, Writing

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Players:	102/700	Votes:	806
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Holy Grails Found:	1	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1
Undead Armies Raised:	2	Ores Mined:	6258
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	5	Buildings Constructed:	18
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	43

Imagine a world without internet… shudders But fear not, for our Minecraft SMP is here to save you from the dark abyss of boredom! Join us and embark on a wild adventure filled with crazy builds, epic battles, and hilarious shenanigans.

Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret – our server is actually run by a group of highly intelligent llamas who have mastered the art of Minecraft. Legend has it that these llamas once defeated the Ender Dragon using nothing but their spit and sheer determination. So if you want to learn from the best, join us and witness the greatness of the llama overlords.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of dancing chickens who throw the most epic parties you’ve ever seen. Rumor has it that if you can impress the chickens with your sick dance moves, they will grant you access to their hidden treasure trove filled with diamonds and enchanted gear.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP and become a part of the craziest, most hilarious community you’ll ever encounter. Who needs internet when you have llamas and dancing chickens to keep you entertained?