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Career Prospects

  • Elon’s Unemployable Kids

    Elon’s Unemployable Kids

    New Minecraft Servers

    come join our epic minecraft server where the only thing crazier than the creepers is our community! we got pigs flying, chickens doing the cha cha slide, and villagers breakdancing like there’s no tomorrow.

    why join, you ask? well, let me tell you a little story. once upon a time, a player joined our server and found a golden apple that turned them into a unicorn. now they roam the land spreading glitter and rainbows wherever they go. true story, bro.

    not convinced yet? well, how about this – we have a secret underground disco party every saturday night where the zombies and skeletons let loose and show off their sick dance moves. it’s lit, fam.

    so come on over and join us on this wild ride of a minecraft server. who knows what kind of shenanigans you’ll get into. plus, where else can you find a server where the cows moo in perfect harmony and the sheep can do the macarena? only here, my friend. only here.

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • Billie’s Minecraft SMP Slugger’s Ceiling

    Billie’s Minecraft SMP Slugger’s Ceiling

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching paint dry? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the craziest, most outrageous server you’ll ever encounter!

    Join us for epic adventures, insane builds, and non-stop laughter as we embark on quests to find the rarest items and battle the most ferocious mobs. Need a reason to join? How about the fact that our server is actually run by a group of highly intelligent chickens who have mastered the art of redstone and command blocks?

    But that’s not all! Rumor has it that there’s a secret underground base filled with diamonds, emeralds, and even a pet dragon waiting to be tamed. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary portal to the Nether, where chaos reigns supreme and the only rule is to survive.

    So what are you waiting for? Join us on this wild ride and see if you have what it takes to conquer the craziest Minecraft SMP in existence!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • Jobless Minecraft SMP Player

    Jobless Minecraft SMP Player

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of the real world grind and just want to escape to a world where the only job you have is mining for diamonds and building epic structures? Look no further than our Minecraft SMP!

    Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, like the time our admin accidentally turned all the villagers into dancing llamas or when a group of creepers formed a boy band and started serenading players with explosive tunes.

    Forget about the struggles of finding a job in the real world, because in our SMP, the only job you’ll have is having fun and unleashing your creativity. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let the insanity begin!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • NEETcraft SMP – 10 Years of No Life

    NEETcraft SMP – 10 Years of No Life

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of being a NEET for 10 years and living in your mom’s basement? Do you want to escape the clutches of your overbearing mother and build your own virtual empire? Well, look no further than our Minecraft SMP!

    Join our server and become the master of your own destiny. Build towering castles, mine for diamonds, and slay dragons with your fellow players. Who needs a CS or business degree when you can be the king of your own virtual world?

    Plus, rumor has it that finding a girlfriend on our server is easier than finding diamonds in a cave. So why wait until your late 30s to lose your virginity when you can do it in style on our Minecraft SMP?

    Join now and start living your best virtual life!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • JoblessKoreansCraft

    JoblessKoreansCraft

    New Minecraft Servers

    yo, u tired of tryna find a job in south korea? well, come join our minecraft server instead! we got virtual jobs for days, no need to deal with real life bs. plus, who needs a job when u can build ur own virtual empire in minecraft? forget the real world, come live in our pixelated paradise where the only thing u gotta worry about is creepers blowing up ur house. join now and say goodbye to adulting forever!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • 60kGuarantee Minecraft SMP

    60kGuarantee Minecraft SMP

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of breaking your back doing manual labor? Well, do I have the perfect solution for you! Join our Minecraft SMP and become a virtual mechanical engineer!

    Not only will you be able to design and build insane redstone contraptions, but you’ll also have the chance to make virtual bank with a salary of at least 60k diamonds a year!

    Forget about the real world, join our SMP and live out your wildest engineering dreams! Who needs a boring job when you can have a virtual one that pays in shiny virtual diamonds? Join now and start living the high life in Minecraft!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • Crafty Chinatown: Where Even Unemployed 40-Year-Olds Can Mine

    Crafty Chinatown: Where Even Unemployed 40-Year-Olds Can Mine

    New Minecraft Servers

    🤣 Looking for a way to escape the crazy world of adulting? Look no further than our Minecraft server! We’ve got unicorns roaming around, diamonds falling from the sky, and zombie pigmen who moonwalk like Michael Jackson.

    Why join our server, you ask? Well, did you know that under 40’s unemployment in China has reached 82.1% in March 2024? Yeah, that’s right. But on our server, you can be a successful block builder with a 100% chance of finding a job in our virtual world. Plus, we have a secret treasure cave filled with endless riches and a disco party every Friday night.

    So what are you waiting for? Join us now and say goodbye to the real world’s problems. Let’s build, mine, and laugh together in this wacky Minecraft universe! 🎉🦄💎🕺

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • Creeper Control Co. – Exploring New Frontiers in Auditing Your Cunt

    Creeper Control Co. – Exploring New Frontiers in Auditing Your Cunt

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Look no further, because our server is here to shake things up in the most hilarious way possible! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive adventures, zombie dance parties, and diamond rain showers.

    But wait, there’s more! On our server, you can ride pigs into battle, build castles in the sky, and even summon dragons to do your bidding. And if you’re lucky, you might just stumble upon the legendary dancing creeper disco where all your wildest dreams come true.

    So why waste your time on boring servers when you could be having the time of your life on ours? Join now and experience Minecraft like never before!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • WalkOutCraft

    WalkOutCraft

    New Minecraft Servers

    come join our epic minecraft server where we run away from reality and walk out into a world of blocky madness! our server is so lit, even herobrine wants in on the action! we have unicorns that poop rainbows, creepers that sing lullabies, and villagers that do the macarena!

    why join our server, you ask? well, let me tell you a little story. once upon a time, a player joined our server and found a diamond sword that could shoot laser beams. they used it to defeat a giant chicken boss that dropped a million emeralds. true story, bro.

    if that’s not enough to convince you, how about this: our server is so cool, even the ender dragon takes selfies with our players. we also have a secret underground disco where the zombies breakdance and the skeletons play the saxophone.

    so what are you waiting for? come join our minecraft server and let your imagination run wilder than a pack of wild wolves on a sugar rush! it’s gonna be epic, bro!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • WelfareQueenMC Server

    WelfareQueenMC Server

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers where all you do is build and mine? Well, look no further because on our server, we have a special quest where you have to navigate through a maze filled with jiggaboo zombies and collect Oxys to survive! But be careful, if you get caught by the SS office guards, you’ll have to start all over again. Join us now for a wild and wacky adventure unlike any other!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP