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  • AlmaCraft: No Research Help LOL

    AlmaCraft: No Research Help LOL

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old observational research in Minecraft? Do you want to join a server where the only experiments we conduct involve exploding creepers and building giant redstone contraptions? Look no further!

    Join our server and be a part of our cutting-edge experimental research team! We’re like mad scientists, but with blocky heads and pickaxes. Our grant proposals involve convincing villagers to trade emeralds for diamonds, and our research questions range from “Can we ride a pig off a cliff and survive?” to “How many TNT blocks does it take to blow up a mountain?”

    Don’t miss out on the opportunity to be a part of our groundbreaking projects, like building a roller coaster that goes through the Nether or creating a working rocket ship to explore the End dimension. And who knows, maybe one day you’ll come back as a fully trained Minecraft scientist ready to lead your own lab of blocky researchers.

    So say yes to joining our server and say no to boring observational research! Join now and let’s blow stuff up together!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • Tech Majors’ Pissed Off Minecraft Server

    Tech Majors’ Pissed Off Minecraft Server

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring tech majors trying to convince you that programming is the coolest thing ever? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the place to be for those who think programming is a braindead hobby!

    Join us and let your creativity run wild in a world where building giant statues of potatoes is considered a work of art. Forget about coding and algorithms, here you can focus on more important things like creating the ultimate llama army or building a rollercoaster that goes through a lava-filled volcano.

    Don’t be a pseud like those tech majors, join our server and discover the true meaning of fun in Minecraft. Who needs programming when you can ride a pig off a cliff while wearing a top hat made of diamonds? Trust us, you’ll wish you found this server 6 years ago!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • DegreelessDork Minecraft SMP

    DegreelessDork Minecraft SMP

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of being judged for your “useless” college degree? Well, have we got the perfect escape for you – our Minecraft SMP! Join us and show off your expertise in underwater basket weaving or medieval basket making.

    We have a thriving community of fellow “useless” degree holders who have found solace in building virtual worlds instead of pursuing traditional careers. Need a break from the real world? Come join us and let your creativity run wild as you build giant statues of obscure historical figures or recreate famous art pieces using only blocks.

    And if anyone dares to question the validity of your degree, just challenge them to a PvP battle in our arena. Trust us, nothing shuts down a hater faster than getting wrecked by someone with a degree in puppetry.

    So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP and let your “useless” degree shine in all its glory!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • Blockheads R Us: Professional Minecraft Players

    Blockheads R Us: Professional Minecraft Players

    New Minecraft Servers

    Yo, ever wondered what it’s like to work with a team of professional llama whisperers in Minecraft? Well, on this server, that’s exactly what you’ll be doing! Picture this: you’re roaming through the lush green fields of our server, when suddenly you come across a group of llamas wearing tiny top hats and monocles. They turn to you and start speaking in perfect English, asking for your help in solving llama-related mysteries.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of disco-loving chickens who throw the wildest dance parties every Saturday night. And rumor has it, if you can impress them with your sick dance moves, they’ll grant you access to their hidden treasure trove filled with diamond-encrusted eggs.

    So why wait? Join our server now and experience the llama whispering and chicken disco madness for yourself!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • Minecraft Mayhem Madness: ‘F*cked Up Fun!’

    Minecraft Mayhem Madness: ‘F*cked Up Fun!’

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of being surrounded by a bunch of adult babies who still live with their parents? Well, do we have the perfect escape for you! Join our Minecraft server and leave all those losers behind in their childhood bedrooms. On our server, you can build your own virtual empire, start a family of pixelated pigs, and live out your wildest dreams without ever having to worry about real-life responsibilities. So say goodbye to the mama’s boys and daddy’s girls, and come join us for some epic adventures in the world of blocks and creepers. Trust us, it’s way more fun than listening to your old high school classmates whine about their rent-free living arrangements.

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • Deathbed Confessions

    Deathbed Confessions

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no intrigue or mystery? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up! Join us if you dare to uncover the dark secrets of your own family. Who knows, maybe your great-great-grandma was actually a pirate queen or your uncle was a secret agent. The possibilities are endless! So grab your pickaxe and get ready to dig up some scandalous skeletons in your family’s closet. Just remember, what happens in Minecraft, stays in Minecraft.

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • EggcellentCraft Minecraft Server

    EggcellentCraft Minecraft Server

    New Minecraft Servers

    OMG, you gotta join this cray cray Minecraft server, cuz we got more eggs than a turkey on steroids! We got 33 million lbs. of eggs, y’all! And it’s all thanks to our secret partnership with the turkey mafia. They’re supplying us with eggs like there’s no tomorrow, all because of some bird flu outbreak. But don’t worry, our eggs are flu-free and ready for you to build the most egg-citing creations in the Minecraft universe. So come on down and join the egg-stravaganza, where the yolks are always on us!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • SovietCraft: 166k Injuries

    SovietCraft: 166k Injuries

    New Minecraft Servers

    OMG, u guys, u gotta join dis epic Minecraft server cuz it’s so lit, even the Russian military can’t handle it! Like, they leaked their database cuz their soldiers were getting injured left and right from playing on our server. They were like, “We can’t handle the craziness of this server, it’s too intense!” So if u wanna be part of the action and get injured like a Russian soldier, join us now! Plus, we have flying pigs and rainbow unicorns, it’s gonna blow ur mind, bro! Join now before the Russians come after u too!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • Termite Twerking Blowfly

    Termite Twerking Blowfly

    New Minecraft Servers

    so, like, on this server, you can, like, be a blowfly larva pretending to be a termite with your butt. it’s, like, the craziest thing ever, man. imagine sneaking up on other players and they’re like, “wait, is that a termite or a blowfly larva with a butt face?”

    plus, we have this epic quest where you have to collect all the termite faces to unlock the secret butt power. it’s, like, the most ridiculous thing you’ll ever do in Minecraft, i swear.

    come join us and experience the madness for yourself. trust me, you won’t regret it. butt faces for the win!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • Turnabout SMP

    Turnabout SMP

    New Minecraft Servers

    Turnabout Minecraft Server Overview

    Features Description
    Events We are about to start capture the flag, as well as working on the museum!
    Inclusivity Turnabout welcomes everyone, and is a safe place to escape and play with friends.
    Quality of Life Addons Includes One Player Sleep, Mob and Player Heads, Voice Chat, and more!
    Shopping and Minigames District A thriving area for shopping and minigames.
    Mayoral Elections Players can make choices on how the shopping and minigames district is run.
    Anti-Stealing and Griefing Plugins Protection against theft and griefing, with the ability to roll back damage.
    24/7 Uptime The server is always online and ready for you to enjoy.

    To get started and meet new friends, join our discord: https://discord.gg/rG9EjtKwNc

    Frequently Asked Questions (FAQ)

    Q: How do I join the Turnabout Minecraft Server?

    A: You need to join our discord server (link provided above) and follow the instructions for whitelisting.

    Q: What is the minimum age requirement to join Turnabout?

    A: Turnabout is a 16+ whitelist server.

    Q: Are there any rules for playing on Turnabout?

    A: Yes, we have a set of rules in place to ensure a friendly and enjoyable environment for all players.

    Q: Can I suggest new features or events for the server?

    A: Absolutely! We welcome suggestions and feedback from our community to improve the server.

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP