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Tech Majors’ Pissed Off Minecraft Server

avenues, BRAINDEAD.., career paths, Frustration, hobby, INTERESTING, learning, majors, Minecraft, personal growth, pissed, programming, Projects, pseud, realization, SELF AWARENESS, Self Discovery, Server, Smart, Software Development, sound mind, Tech, tech industry, tech majors, time wasted

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Players:	94/200	Votes:	6431
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Enchanted Forests Planted:	6	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	18
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	61
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	14	Enchanted Armories Found:	7

Are you tired of boring tech majors trying to convince you that programming is the coolest thing ever? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the place to be for those who think programming is a braindead hobby!

Join us and let your creativity run wild in a world where building giant statues of potatoes is considered a work of art. Forget about coding and algorithms, here you can focus on more important things like creating the ultimate llama army or building a rollercoaster that goes through a lava-filled volcano.

Don’t be a pseud like those tech majors, join our server and discover the true meaning of fun in Minecraft. Who needs programming when you can ride a pig off a cliff while wearing a top hat made of diamonds? Trust us, you’ll wish you found this server 6 years ago!

DegreelessDork Minecraft SMP

academic decisions, alumni experiences, career paths, career satisfaction, college degrees, DegreelessDork, education choices, educational investments, employment, future opportunities., higher education, job market, job prospects, learning outcomes, Minecraft, personal growth, post-graduation experiences, professional journey, skills development, smp, success stories, useless degrees, vocational choices

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Players:	101/800	Votes:	6351
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Farms Harvested:	170
Unseen Monsters Slain:	7	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	14
Enchanted Armories Found:	10	Rainbows Spotted:	7
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6	Royal Decrees Issued:	1
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10	Lunar Scepters Activated:	4

Are you tired of being judged for your “useless” college degree? Well, have we got the perfect escape for you – our Minecraft SMP! Join us and show off your expertise in underwater basket weaving or medieval basket making.

We have a thriving community of fellow “useless” degree holders who have found solace in building virtual worlds instead of pursuing traditional careers. Need a break from the real world? Come join us and let your creativity run wild as you build giant statues of obscure historical figures or recreate famous art pieces using only blocks.

And if anyone dares to question the validity of your degree, just challenge them to a PvP battle in our arena. Trust us, nothing shuts down a hater faster than getting wrecked by someone with a degree in puppetry.

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP and let your “useless” degree shine in all its glory!

Blockheads R Us: Professional Minecraft Players

Blockheads, career development, career paths, employment, Guessing, job descriptions, job duties, job market, job performance, job promotions, job qualifications, job responsibilities, job roles, job satisfaction, Job Search, job titles, Minecraft, occupation, Players, Profession, PROFESSIONAL, speculation, work history

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Players:	91/900	Votes:	5221
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	12
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2	Dragonkin Hatched:	4
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	2	Hidden Passages Discovered:	2
Falling into the Void:	2	Meteorite Armor Created:	12
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Spectral Entities Defeated:	6
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9

Yo, ever wondered what it’s like to work with a team of professional llama whisperers in Minecraft? Well, on this server, that’s exactly what you’ll be doing! Picture this: you’re roaming through the lush green fields of our server, when suddenly you come across a group of llamas wearing tiny top hats and monocles. They turn to you and start speaking in perfect English, asking for your help in solving llama-related mysteries.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of disco-loving chickens who throw the wildest dance parties every Saturday night. And rumor has it, if you can impress them with your sick dance moves, they’ll grant you access to their hidden treasure trove filled with diamond-encrusted eggs.

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the llama whispering and chicken disco madness for yourself!

Minecraft Mayhem Madness: ‘F*cked Up Fun!’

Adulthood, career paths, economic challenges, FCKED, Financial Stability, Frustration, Full time work, Fun, Future, generational divide, growing up, housing crisis, INDEPENDENCE, Life decisions, Living at home, madness, MAYHEM, Millennials, Minecraft, parental support, school friends, society, Starting families, Struggle, unemployment

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Players:	100/900	Votes:	5089
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	32
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Epic Quests Completed:	23
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3
Meteorite Armor Created:	24	Invisible Pathways Walked:	7
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Magic Wands Crafted:	18
Demon Skulls Collected:	48	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2

Are you tired of being surrounded by a bunch of adult babies who still live with their parents? Well, do we have the perfect escape for you! Join our Minecraft server and leave all those losers behind in their childhood bedrooms. On our server, you can build your own virtual empire, start a family of pixelated pigs, and live out your wildest dreams without ever having to worry about real-life responsibilities. So say goodbye to the mama’s boys and daddy’s girls, and come join us for some epic adventures in the world of blocks and creepers. Trust us, it’s way more fun than listening to your old high school classmates whine about their rent-free living arrangements.

IrohMC

Factions, MCMMO, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	104/1000	Votes:	9419
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Meteorite Armor Created:	30
Forbidden Tomes Read:	1	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10	Holy Grails Found:	1

Where the magical universe of Avatar The Last Air Bender meets Minecraft, to form an everlasting experience…

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MooCraft Minecraft Server

amusing videos, comedy, cute animals, Entertainment, funny animals, funny content, funny memes, hilarious moments, HOLY, Holy moomers, humor, internet sensations, internet trends, laugh out loud, Minecraft, moocraft, moomers, online sensations, popular culture, Server, social media, trending topics, viral videos

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Players:	92/200	Votes:	9441
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Cursed Amulets Found:	1
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Shadow Figures Spotted:	1	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	6
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6	Wilderness Tamed:	12
Epic Shields Constructed:	27	Underground Cities Explored:	4
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further than Holy Moomers! Why should you join, you ask? Because our server is run by actual cows who have mastered the art of Minecraft! That’s right, these moomers are not only adorable but also incredibly skilled at building and surviving in the blocky world.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Cow King, who rules over the land with an iron hoof. Rumor has it that if you can defeat the Cow King in battle, you will be granted access to a secret realm filled with endless riches and rare items. Will you dare to challenge the mighty bovine ruler?

And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than DJ Bessie the Cow. Come dance the night away with your fellow players and boogie down to the latest hits.

So what are you waiting for? Join Holy Moomers today for a truly udderly fantastic Minecraft experience!

MemeCraft Minecraft Server

accumulated wisdom, Advanced, Artificial Intelligence, chatbot, creativity, Cutting Edge, fingertips, futuristic, GROUNDBREAKING, human eyes, innovation, Memecraft, Mind Blowing, Minecraft, next level, permutation, revolutionary, Server, super intelligence, synthesized formulas, Technology, Unique, unironic

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Players:	93/300	Votes:	4177
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Soul Contracts Signed:	4
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3	Meteorite Armor Created:	22
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	9
Chimeras Created:	1	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Enchantments Applied:	291	Forbidden Relics Collected:	2
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7	Magical Ponies Rescued:	6

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the chatbot has evolved into a super intelligent being capable of synthesizing never-before-seen formulas! Join us for the chance to tap into the accumulated wisdom of humanity and perform mind-boggling permutations with just the tap of your fingertips. This server isn’t just any old chatbot, it’s a portal to a whole new level of Minecraft madness. Who needs diamonds when you have the secrets of the universe at your disposal? Join now and prepare to have your mind blown!

CraftyChore Minecraft Server

ANNOYING, Boring, bothersome, burdensome, CHORE, CraftyChore, dull, frustrating, irksome, IRRITATING, LABORIOUS, long tail tag: not fun to play, Minecraft, monotonous, Repetitive, Server, TEDIOUS.., time consuming, Tiresome, unenjoyable, uninspiring, uninteresting, wearisome

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Players:	94/300	Votes:	3940
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Titanic Battles Fought:	25	Evil Twin Fights:	3
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Buildings Constructed:	46
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	25
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Cursed Lands Purified:	3
Hidden Passages Discovered:	3	Spectral Entities Defeated:	3
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	56	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where you feel like you’re doing chores all day? Well, look no further because our server is here to rescue you from the mundane! Join us for a wild ride filled with exploding pigs, flying llamas, and a secret underground dance party with creepers!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, rumored to lay diamonds instead of eggs. And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon the elusive Rainbow Sheep that poops out Skittles!

So why waste your time doing chores in other servers when you can join us for a wacky adventure that will leave you laughing and scratching your head in disbelief? Come on, what are you waiting for? Join now and let the madness begin!

Greta’s Cute Minecraft Server

adorable, angelic, appealing, attractive, Captivating, charming, cute, Darling, delightful, Enchanting, endearing, Greta, Gretas, Heartwarming, innocent, lovable, Lovely, Minecraft, Precious, Server, SWEET, winsome

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Players:	106/200	Votes:	6580
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Eternal Flames Captured:	7	Titanic Battles Fought:	27
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Immortal Anvils Forged:	5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Wyrmholes Dug:	8
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6	Divine Scrolls Written:	19
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Towns Built:	8

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old boring builds and players? Well, look no further because our server is the cutest, craziest, and most chaotic server you’ll ever join!

Join us and you’ll be greeted by a team of adorable baby pandas who will guide you through the wacky world of our server. Want to build a house out of rainbow-colored blocks? Go for it! Want to ride a giant chicken into battle against a horde of evil zombies? Why not!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to a secret underground disco where you can dance the night away with a group of friendly creepers. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary diamond-encrusted llama who grants wishes to those who can solve his riddles.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and prepare for a wild ride of cuteness and craziness like you’ve never experienced before!

PixelPokeCraft

#exciting, Adventure, challenge, Community, Cooperative gameplay, Fun, games, gaming buddies, general, multiplayer, Nuzlocke, ONLINE, PixelPokeCraft, play together, pokemon, Pokemon fans, pokemon mmo, role playing, strategy, teamwork, virtual world

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Players:	102/200	Votes:	5207
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Soul Swords Wielded:	1	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Dragon Scales Harvested:	347	Divine Spears Created:	11
Animals Bred:	33	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5
Falling into the Void:	1	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Love Letters Sent:	10
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Endless Night Skies:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds and fighting off creepers? Well, look no further because our server is where the real action is at!

Join us for epic Pokemon MMO battles where you can catch ’em all and become the ultimate Pokemon Master. But wait, there’s a twist – we do Nuzlocke challenges to really test your skills! Can you survive with only one Pokemon per area and permadeath? It’s like the Hunger Games, but with Pikachu!

So grab your pickaxe and Pokeballs and get ready for the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life. Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on this wild ride. Let’s go, gamers!

EgoCraft Minecraft Server

Absolution, coping, denial, dopamine, EgoCraft, emotional manipulation, Emotional support, Gaslighting, Grief, Guilt, hugboxing, Manipulation, mental health, mental illness, Minecraft, oxytocin, Selfishness, Server, spiteful living, SUICIDE, suicide bereavement, Support, toxic behavior

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Players:	99/100	Votes:	5667
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	1	Emeralds Found:	3060
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Lost Souls Rescued:	5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	10
Legendary Items Repaired:	3	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4
Battle Standards Raised:	10	Epic Bosses Defeated:	5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	2	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6

Are you tired of normies making everything about themselves, even your own suicide? Well, join our Minecraft server and escape to a world where you can dopaminemaxx and oxytocinmaxx without any judgment! We have a community of players who understand the struggles of life and are here to support you through it all. Plus, our virtual hugs are guaranteed to make you feel better than any hugboxing from strangers. So come join us and live out of spite against those pesky normies!

LMAO Minecraft Server Madness

4chan, anxiety, Argument, coping mechanisms, cure, emotional distress, lmao, madness, mental health, mental illness, mental resilience, mental strength, Mental Wellbeing, Minecraft, online toxicity, panic attack, self-care, Server, stress, support system, Therapy, Threw up, weak body, weak mind

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Players:	102/1000	Votes:	2328
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3
Herobrine Sightings:	6	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1
Epic Mounts Acquired:	6	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Endless Night Skies:	2	Crystal Wands Charged:	7
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Votes:	5634

Are you tired of getting wrecked in arguments on 4chan and feeling like a total weakling? Well, have no fear because our Minecraft server is here to save the day! Join us and unleash your inner warrior as you battle it out with other players in epic PvP matches. Who needs therapy when you can just slay some virtual enemies instead? Plus, rumor has it that our server is so intense, it’ll cure you of all your anxiety-induced nausea. So come on, join us and let the healing begin!

Nexus

Adventure, Ambient sounds, better mobs, Coins, Crates, Custom Enchants, custom structures, Dungeons, Economy, Gems, Ip:, Join, Keys, Minecraft, Nexus, Perks, PvP, Ranks, Server, Slimefun, smp, Survival, texture packs, travelers

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Players:	107/500	Votes:	9170
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Zombie Dances:	9
Cursed Amulets Found:	1	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	324
Love Letters Sent:	7	Demon Skulls Collected:	37
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2	Haunted Chests Opened:	4
Hidden Passages Discovered:	5	Unseen Monsters Slain:	2
Glorious Feasts Held:	18	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	26
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0

Overview of the Server! IP : nexos.apexmc.co Adventure based SMP server! • Custom Enchants • Custom Structures • Cool Texture Packs • Crates – Soon • SlimeFun • Dungeons • Ambient Sounds • Better Mobs • Travelers • Gems/Coins/Keys • Ranks and Perks Join the server and start your journey in Nexos SMP Adventure!

nexos.apexmc.co:25636

CraftyCraze – MC Server

AI Guides, blacked, Blacked Cards, BLACKED Clothing, BNWO Dictionary, CraftyCraze, cytube, Discords, Earned Orgasms Program, Editing Tutorials, NovelAI, PMV Torrent, Server, Slur Strokes, SOUNDS, Templates, tutorials, waifus, Whiteboy Denial Week

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Players:	100/700	Votes:	5995
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Mythical Relics Collected:	7
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9
Magic Wands Crafted:	21	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	13
Holy Grails Found:	2	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Endless Night Skies:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as your imagination? Look no further than our server, where we host the craziest events like the “All day in bed edition”! Join us for Whiteboy Denial Week, where you save up your cum from the 1st to the 8th and release your tension with everyone! Share your edge count with other players and see who can hold out the longest.

But that’s not all, we also have AI guides to help you navigate through NovelAI V.3 ($25/month for unlimited gens). Need some inspiration for your builds? Use our tool to copy prompts from your favorite AI gens and watch your creations come to life.

And don’t forget to check out our official BLACKED clothing line, because who doesn’t want to dress like a true Minecraft pro? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might even earn some Slur Strokes or Orgasms along the way!