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Desperate Steve’s Torture Chamber – Where Even the Blocks Scream!

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Players:	101/600	Votes:	2274
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	9
Players Killed by Monsters:	9766	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Gnome Villages Protected:	5	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1
Magic Wands Crafted:	5	Glorious Feasts Held:	19
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4

Are you tired of feeling like the underdog in love and life? Join our Minecraft server and turn your luck around! On our server, you’ll never have to worry about unrequited love or career-ending injuries. In fact, our rival players will be so impressed by your skills that they’ll be drooling over you instead! Say goodbye to feeling depressed and hello to a world where you always come out on top. Join now and start living your best Minecraft life!

Pixel Princess Minecraft Server

Communication, DATING, dating advice, dating games, dating tips, emotional manipulation, ghost her, ghosting, girl, Insecurity, love, mind games, Minecraft, mixed signals, PIXEL, playing games, plays hard to get, princess, rejection, relationship advice, relationship tips, relationships, Server

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Players:	98/900	Votes:	3185
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	11	Dimension Hops:	4
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Legendary Items Repaired:	4
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7
Endless Legions Commanded:	48	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	56
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Mines Excavated:	3519
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where the players are as elusive as a girl playing hard to get? Well, look no further because on our server, we take ghosting to a whole new level! Join us if you want to experience the thrill of being ghosted by both players and actual ghosts haunting the server. Who needs friends when you have spooky specters to keep you company, am I right? So come on, join us for a hauntingly good time!

””College Dropout Minecraft SMP””

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Players:	91/1000	Votes:	761
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	180
Magic Wands Crafted:	14	Ether Blades Crafted:	11
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8	Cursed Lands Purified:	10
Divine Scrolls Written:	25	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	16
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0

Are you tired of the real world crushing your dreams and aspirations? Do you want to escape the horrors of low-status wagie jobs and embrace the comfy life of higher education? Look no further than our Minecraft SMP!

Join us and experience the joy of being a virtual student, where your GPA doesn’t matter and you can attend school for free while receiving a stipend on top! No need to worry about finding a job after graduation, just focus on building your virtual campus and exploring the freedom of choosing what to do with your time.

Forget dealing with bosses, now your only concern is whether your virtual professor is lazy or incompetent. Enjoy the cozy feeling of being on campus on a cloudy day, wearing a sweater and getting ready to eat a warm virtual lunch.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP and embrace the comfiness of higher education in a virtual world where the future is bright and the possibilities are endless!

Golfing Craze Minecraft Server

Activity, clubs, competitive, CRAZE, driving range, enjoyment, fairway, Fun, Golf, Golfing, greens, hobby, leisure, Minecraft, Outdoor, Putting, Recreation, Relaxation, Server, socializing, sports, SWING, tee time

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Players:	109/600	Votes:	1196
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	20	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Magic Wands Crafted:	16	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	91	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Rune Stones Activated:	12	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3
Cosmic Pies Baked:	4	Legendary Items Repaired:	7
Cursed Lands Purified:	7	Underground Cities Explored:	1

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Are you looking for a place where you can tee off while mining for diamonds? Look no further, because on our server, you can play golf while battling creepers and zombies!

Join us for a round of golf like you’ve never experienced before. Hit a hole-in-one and watch as a herd of pigs stampede across the course, cheering you on. And if you manage to sink a shot from the top of a mountain, a chorus of villagers will serenade you with their best rendition of “Eye of the Enderman.”

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Golfing Golem, a giant iron creature who roams the land challenging players to a game of mini-golf. Defeat him and you’ll be rewarded with a chest full of rare treasures and enchanted items.

So why waste your time on boring old servers when you could be playing golf in the most epic way possible? Join us today and see if you have what it takes to conquer the greens and emerge victorious as the ultimate Minecraft golfer!

Confused Minecraft SMP Player

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Players:	91/1000	Votes:	8926
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2
Rainbows Spotted:	9	Shadow Figures Spotted:	2
Royal Courts Attended:	5	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1
Eternal Flames Captured:	5	Buildings Constructed:	34

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, fear not my friend, because on our server, we take things to a whole new level! We have a dedicated ERP (Extreme Role-Playing) community where you can learn the fine art of ERP in Minecraft.

Join us and immerse yourself in outrageous storylines and crazy adventures with other players. Want to role-play as a talking llama who’s on a mission to save the world from evil villagers? Go for it! How about a ninja turtle who’s trying to find the best pizza in all of Minecraft? The possibilities are endless!

So come on over and join us for some wacky fun and unforgettable experiences. Who knows, you might just discover a whole new side of Minecraft that you never knew existed!

Gossip Happy Ending Minecraft Server

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Players:	98/100	Votes:	3046
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Glorious Feasts Held:	9
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2
Titanic Battles Fought:	13	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	6
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	19	Royal Courts Attended:	0

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wackiest, and most absurd place you’ll ever visit in the Minecraft universe!

Join us if you want to ride pigs into battle against a horde of evil chickens, build a house made entirely of TNT, or participate in our annual “Pig Racing Championship” where the winner gets a lifetime supply of diamond armor!

But that’s not all, folks! We also have a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than a group of dancing creepers! And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary “Ender Dragon Karaoke Night” where even the toughest mobs show off their vocal skills!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the most insane and hilarious adventures you’ll ever have in Minecraft! Trust us, you won’t regret it…probably.

RAMPAGE RECORD LOW Minecraft SMP

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Players:	94/200	Votes:	6146
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Eternal Flames Captured:	3
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Legendary Heroes Trained:	7
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Magic Crystals Found:	13
Votes:	5154	Crystal Wands Charged:	14
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	29	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2
Immortal Potions Brewed:	9	Void Gems Collected:	37
Glitched Entities Encountered:	3	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you just mine and build all day? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky and wild SMP where the creepers are friendly, the pigs fly, and the diamonds rain from the sky!

Our server has over 172,000 unique players who all share one thing in common – they’re all just 0.05% sane! That’s right, we only accept the craziest of the crazy to join our ranks. Want to build a house out of TNT? Go for it! Want to ride a llama into battle against the Ender Dragon? Why not! The possibilities are endless on our server.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that Herobrine himself is a regular player on our server, and he’s always up for a good old-fashioned prank war. So if you’re looking for a server where anything can happen and nothing is off-limits, come join us today! Just make sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity.

🔥 GIFTS 🔥 ⚡BOSSES | QUESTS | EVENTS⚡ Minecraft server

127 лвл, airdrops, Anarchy, Auction, Bosses, Buyer, Clans, Competitions, Cosmetics, Donations, Duels, Economy, Events, Free Admin, Gifts, gold block, Grief, Herobrine, Large Online, Lucky blocks, Naruto, No Dupe, No Wipes, Pirate, Prison, Private, PvP, Quests, Roleplay, RPG, Russian, Skypvp, Star of the Edge, Survival, tops, Vanilla, Weddings

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Players:	93/300	Votes:	3623
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4
Animals Bred:	64	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Magic Wands Crafted:	11
Elemental Crystals Collected:	31	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4
Phantom Knights Defeated:	8	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	11
Void Armor Forged:	21	Crops Grown:	7255
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Dark Rituals Completed:	2

❤️ BearLand Network ❤️ is a completely new project that stands out for its atmosphere, quality of work and responsive administration. Throughout the server you will see:

– Beautiful buildings

– Character leveling

– Friends system

– Lots of cosmetics!

Using the BearCoin currency, which can be purchased on the website, you can buy various goodies and privileges. The more coins you purchase, the higher your rank! ⚜️

We have cool modes:

– Anarchy (1.20.4)

– Bosses

– AirDrops

– Gold block

– Star of the Edge

– Buyer

– Economy

– Clans

– Quests

– Auction

– Cosmetics

– A world without wipes for donators

– SkyPVP

– Lucky blocks

– Cosmetics

– Duels

– Auction

– Clans

– Competitions and tops

❤️ Our team works around the clock to help players, fix bugs, build incredibly beautiful maps, create memes and trailers.

✿ Join the BearLand Network project ✿

– Our group: https://vk.com/bearlandnews

– IP: mc.Bear-Land.net

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White Argentina Minecraft Server

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Players:	103/500	Votes:	3699
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Potions Brewed:	133	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Horror Stories Survived:	6
Dragon Eggs Found:	6706	Love Letters Sent:	14
Buildings Constructed:	26	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2	Mythical Relics Collected:	5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as diverse as Argentina’s population? Look no further! Our server used to be 85% white blocks, but now we’ve got a mix of all colors – just like Buenos Aires! Join us and experience the thrill of being replaced by brown blocks while denying that the server was ever white. Our players are brainwashed into believing that the true Minecraftian is the mestizo block, so come join the fun and watch as our world transforms before your very eyes. Don’t miss out on this crazy adventure – join us now!

Heem Love Edition Minecraft SMP

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Players:	103/800	Votes:	1647
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	8	Infinity Stones Found:	1
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	53	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Love Letters Sent:	11

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, do we have the SMP for you! Join us on our server where the creepers are actually friendly and will give you hugs instead of blowing you up. Our diamond ore is actually made of chocolate, so you can satisfy your sweet tooth while mining for resources.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to a secret underground society of dancing pigs who throw the most epic raves you’ve ever seen. And rumor has it that there’s a hidden portal that leads to a dimension where all the mobs are actually llamas in disguise.

So why wait? Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP today and experience a whole new world of craziness and fun!

Funny Girl’s Minecraft Server

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Players:	108/500	Votes:	237
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	6	Legendary Heroes Trained:	2
Horror Stories Survived:	6	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6
Zombie Dances:	7	Cursed Amulets Found:	1
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	14	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild and crazy as your Aunt Sally after one too many margaritas? Look no further, because our server is the perfect place for all the misfits, weirdos, and meme-lovers out there!

Join us and you’ll be greeted by a community of players who are as hilarious as they are talented at building giant phallic structures out of blocks. We’ve got mini-games that will have you laughing so hard you’ll forget to breathe, and epic battles that will make you question your sanity (in the best way possible).

And rumor has it, Doobie and Sally are already besties on the server, pulling pranks on unsuspecting players and causing chaos wherever they go. So if you want to join in on the fun, come on over and see what all the fuss is about. Just be prepared to laugh until you cry, because on our server, the only rule is to have a good time!