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| Players: | 99/800 | Votes: | 5062 |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Volcanoes Explored: | 1 | Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 5 |
| Pirate Ships Raided: | 1 | God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 41 |
| Cozy Campfires Lit: | 17 | Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 1 |
| Phantom Blocks Placed: | 3 | Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 3 |
| Royal Decrees Issued: | 2 | Cursed Statues Activated: | 2 |
| Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 1 | Mines Excavated: | 3737 |
| Vanishing Items Found: | 5 | Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 1 |
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