career demise Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

Crafty McCraftface: Where your dead career comes alive in pixels!

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Players:	102/300	Votes:	4575
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Star Shards Collected:	169
Secret Passages Found:	7	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2
Holy Grails Found:	3	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Endless Legions Commanded:	26
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	42	Cursed Swords Broken:	3

Are you tired of your Minecraft career being as dead as a zombie in the sunlight? Well, fear not, because our server is here to resurrect your gaming dreams! Join us for a wild ride filled with more twists and turns than a rollercoaster made out of redstone.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and within minutes, they found themselves riding a pig off a cliff while battling a horde of creepers with nothing but a carrot in hand. And you know what? They survived and became the hero of the server, forever immortalized in the Hall of Fame (which is just a giant statue of them made out of diamond blocks).

But wait, there’s more! On our server, you can build a house out of flying squids, ride a llama into battle, and even challenge the Ender Dragon to a dance-off. And if that’s not enough to convince you, just know that our community is filled with the friendliest players who will welcome you with open arms (and maybe even a cake or two).

So what are you waiting for? Join us on our server and let the madness begin! Your Minecraft career may be dead now, but with us, it will rise from the ashes like a phoenix with a diamond sword.

CraftVerse 1.21.1

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Players:	90/800	Votes:	7054
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	4
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3	Dragons Tamed:	4
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Enchantments Applied:	186

Yo, listen up you blocky gamers, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like ASAP. Why? Because it’s like a freakin’ rollercoaster ride of craziness and chaos.

Imagine mining for diamonds while being chased by a herd of zombie chickens. Yeah, that’s the kind of wild shit you can expect on this server.

And don’t even get me started on the PvP battles. It’s like a full-on warzone out there, with players riding pigs into battle and throwing exploding sheep at each other.

Plus, the community is lit AF. You’ll meet all kinds of wacky characters, from deranged villagers to talking creepers.

So, what are you waiting for? Join this server now and prepare to have your mind blown. Just don’t blame us if you start questioning your sanity.

Maybe Fleshtubers Minecraft SMP

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Players:	100/400	Votes:	437
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Phoenix Feathers Found:	12
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6	Love Letters Sent:	13
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Orbs of Power Found:	12
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Divine Scrolls Written:	25
Astral Staffs Crafted:	17	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Cosmic Pies Baked:	6

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, do we have the perfect place for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where the only rule is to have fun!

Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a group of players stumbled upon a secret underground disco party hosted by a group of dancing zombies. They partied all night long, busting out their best dance moves and laughing until their sides hurt. And that’s just a regular Tuesday night on our server!

But that’s not all! We also have a secret society of llama warriors who ride into battle on flying pigs. Yes, you read that right. Flying pigs. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary diamond chicken who lays diamonds instead of eggs.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and see what kind of crazy adventures await you. Who knows, maybe fleshtubers aren’t that bad after all!

SMPJoyRide – Minecraft SMP

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Players:	95/900	Votes:	7322
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Epic Shields Constructed:	37
Mines Excavated:	3629	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Soul Swords Wielded:	3
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	40	Dragon Eggs Found:	4224
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Legendary Items Repaired:	3

Bro, have you ever joined a Minecraft SMP where the only rule is to wear a pumpkin on your head at all times? It’s like living in a pumpkin spice dream world, except with creepers trying to blow you up every five seconds. But hey, that’s just part of the fun, am I right?

And get this, our server has a secret underground club where all the villagers go to party. They have a DJ booth made out of emerald blocks and everything. It’s lit, bro.

But wait, there’s more. We have a legendary treasure hunt where you have to find the golden carrot of destiny hidden somewhere in the world. Legend has it that whoever finds it will be granted three wishes by Notch himself. Yeah, that’s right, THE Notch.

So come join our Minecraft SMP for the time of your life. Who needs simple pleasures when you can have insane adventures like these, am I right? See you in the pumpkin patch, bro.

XmasGrindCraft: Boss AFK, We Slay!

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Players:	100/400	Votes:	6171
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Towns Built:	4	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Whispering Caves Entered:	6	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Dragon Scales Harvested:	332	Living Shadows Defeated:	2
Unseen Monsters Slain:	6	Enchantments Applied:	209
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Eerie Music Discs Played:	4
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	55	Legendary Titles Earned:	2

Are you tired of working on Christmas while your boss is off sipping eggnog on a beach somewhere? Well, join our Minecraft server where Santa is the boss and he’s always watching to make sure everyone is spreading holiday cheer! Instead of working overtime, you’ll be building gingerbread houses and riding flying reindeer around the virtual North Pole. Plus, if you’re on the naughty list, you might just end up in a snowball fight with the Grinch himself. So ditch your boring job and come join the festive fun on our server!

EstoniaFinland Electric Minecraft Server

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Players:	110/300	Votes:	7529
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	5	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Vanishing Structures Built:	2
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Infinity Stones Found:	2	Arcane Towers Raised:	1
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Immortal Anvils Forged:	11
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1

so, liek, u kno how electricity is suposed to go from estonia to finland, rite? well sum dum-dums decided to mess with the wires and now the connection is all messed up. fingrid is all like “yo, sum1 prolly did sum vandalism sh*t” and now every1 is like “wut da heck, man?”

but u kno wut u shud do? u shud join our minecraft server! we got no vandalism here, just pure fun and craziness. build ur own electric connection between estonia and finland in minecraft and show fingrid how it’s done! plus, we got unicorns and flying pigs and all dat good stuff. so come on over and join the madness, u won’t regret it!

AssadmasCraft: Christians Unite!

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Players:	102/300	Votes:	8170
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	41	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Lost Souls Rescued:	5	Hidden Passages Discovered:	3
Celestial Gardens Planted:	2	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Zombie Dances:	6	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Magical Frogs Kissed:	6	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6

LOL come join our epic Minecraft server where Syrian Christians are celebrating Christmas mass for the first time since the fall of Assad! Why should you join, you ask? Well, our server is so lit that even Santa himself is dropping by to mine some diamonds and slay some creepers. Plus, rumor has it that if you build a snowman in our winter wonderland biome, it will come to life and start doing the Macarena. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the holiday shenanigans begin!

Lung Scan Fun Land

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Players:	90/900	Votes:	4956
Rating:	4.9 / 5
New Chunks Explored:	283603	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	29
Celestial Beings Befriended:	5	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Ores Mined:	9039	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Immortal Potions Brewed:	5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Shadow Figures Spotted:	5
Love Letters Sent:	10	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2

come join our epic minecraft server where we scan lungs with perfluoropropane gas! it’s like a rave for your respiratory system, dude. breathe in that sweet gas and watch as it travels through your virtual lungs in real time. who needs x-rays when you can have a minecraft lung scan, right? plus, we have a secret underground lab where we experiment with different gases and see what happens. maybe you’ll grow an extra lung or turn into a dragon, who knows? join now for the most insane medical experience of your life!

Lanterncraft

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Players:	92/300	Votes:	7923
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Spectral Entities Defeated:	5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	15	Wyrmholes Dug:	8
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	2
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Lost Souls Rescued:	6	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1
Love Letters Sent:	10	Goblin Markets Raided:	4
Magical Ponies Rescued:	6	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3

Minecraft Server Overview

🕯 Quests	We have a detailed quest line with lore behind them.
🛡️ Dungeons	Want something to do in the end games? Well we offer unrelenting dungeons that require the best gear to complete
🍃 Resource Worlds	Don’t like destroying your surroundings to get materials? Our resource worlds offer exactly that, You can mine them to your heart’s content. They even get reset every month so you’ll never run out of resources
💰 Player-Controlled Economy	Don’t like being restricted on what you can sell? Fear not, YOU control the market, there is no server-imposed pricing, and you decide what you want to sell your items for
🏪 Player Marketplace	Want a place to sell your items? We have a huge marketplace where you can design your shop plot however you like
🌍 No Map Wipes	Sick and tired of your progress being reset on other servers? You won’t have that worry on Lanterncraft, We strive to keep the same world for as long as possible. Come and make your mark on the server. Our world was made on the 9th of June 2024 and will never be reset

FAQ

Q: How can I join the server?

A: You can join the server by using the IP address play.lanterncraft.net

Q: Is there a Discord server for this Minecraft server?

A: Yes, you can join the Discord server by using the invite link http://discord.gg/TMCXNu7zgy

Q: Can I create my own shop in the player marketplace?

A: Yes, you can design your shop plot however you like in the player marketplace

Q: Are there regular resets of the resource worlds?

A: Yes, the resource worlds are reset every month to ensure you never run out of resources

Lost Kingdoms 1.20.6

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Players:	108/200	Votes:	2013
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	20	Epic Bosses Defeated:	4
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	8
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	5	Immortal Anvils Forged:	11
Rune Stones Activated:	5	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	22
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	18

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like ASAP! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you, this server is lit AF!

First off, we got so many crazy mods that will blow your mind. Like, you can ride on a flying pig while shooting lasers out of your eyes. How insane is that?!

And the best part is the community, man. We got the friendliest bunch of players who will help you out with anything. Need some diamonds? They got you covered. Want to build a giant statue of a potato? They’ll cheer you on!

Plus, the events on this server are next level bonkers. We have weekly dance parties in the Nether, where we all wear glow-in-the-dark armor and boogie down to some sick beats. It’s like a rave, but with creepers.

So, what are you waiting for? Join this Minecraft server now and prepare to have your mind blown! Just remember, once you join, there’s no turning back. Sorry, you can’t take your vote back, sucker.

>its the PS1 days but all the lessons… Minecraft SMP

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Players:	91/900	Votes:	959
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	42	Cozy Campfires Lit:	25
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Fairy Circles Danced In:	12
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Elemental Crystals Collected:	25
Void Gems Collected:	19	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	14
Phoenix Feathers Found:	14	Phantom Knights Defeated:	8
Endless Legions Commanded:	38	Secret Guilds Joined:	5
Enchanted Armories Found:	9	Invisible Walls Found:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we take you back to the PS1 days but with all the modern bells and whistles of later console generations! Imagine playing Minecraft with graphics that make you question if you’re still in the Stone Age or not.

Join us for the ultimate nostalgia trip as we bring back the classics in a whole new light. Who needs fancy shaders and high-res textures when you can experience the pixelated glory of the PS1 era?

But that’s not all! Rumor has it that buried deep within our server is a secret level that unlocks the ability to play Minecraft in VR. That’s right, virtual reality in a virtual world – mind blown!

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP and experience the PS1 revolution like never before. Who knows, maybe you’ll even stumble upon a hidden cheat code that turns all the creepers into dancing llamas. The possibilities are endless!