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CraftyConvictsMC

career benefit, court proceedings, CraftyConvictsMC, criminal cases, criminal charges, criminal defense, criminal justice, criminal law, criminal procedure, criminal system, efficiency, Guilty, innocent, justice system, legal process, Legal System, plea bargaining, plea bargains, prosecutors, trial wins, wrongful convictions

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Players:	91/300	Votes:	4870
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4
Crystal Caves Mapped:	6	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	320
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2
Zombie Dances:	7	Soul Swords Wielded:	1
Celestial Gardens Planted:	3	Crops Grown:	5837
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4	Underground Cities Explored:	3
Cosmic Pies Baked:	4	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	49

Yo, yo, yo! You gotta join this cray cray Minecraft server, cuz let me tell ya, it’s like a party in your computer! We got pigs that can do the cha-cha, chickens that lay golden eggs, and creepers that tell jokes (they’re actually pretty funny, not gonna lie).

But wait, there’s more! If you join now, you’ll get a free diamond sword that shoots lasers! And if you find the secret hidden treasure, you’ll unlock a portal to a magical land where unicorns poop rainbows.

Oh, and did I mention that all the players on this server are secretly famous celebrities? Yeah, you could be building a castle next to Beyoncé or battling zombies with Leonardo DiCaprio. It’s like Hollywood meets blocky world, baby!

So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the madness begin! Trust me, you won’t regret it. And remember, plea bargains are for losers, but joining this Minecraft server is for winners!

Parental Guidance Minecraft Server

Adulthood, Companionship, Decision making, family relationships, financial independence, groceries, growing up, guidance, housing expenses, INDEPENDENCE, living alone, living arrangements, Long-term goals, love, Minecraft, moving out, Parental, parents, personal space, RESPONSIBILITY, saving money, self-sufficiency, Server, unmarried

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Players:	93/600	Votes:	5828
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Royal Decrees Issued:	5	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Phoenix Feathers Found:	8	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3	Magic Wands Crafted:	22
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Holy Grails Found:	4
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3
Cosmic Pies Baked:	3	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4

Why should you join our Minecraft server? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, there was a player who lived with their parents and thought they had it made. But then they joined our server and realized they were missing out on all the epic adventures, crazy builds, and hilarious shenanigans that happen every day. Plus, who needs a real house when you can have a virtual one that’s way cooler? So come join us and leave your parents behind for a world of endless fun and friendship. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

NephewBdayDrama-GoneWrong

aita, baseball game, Birthday, DISRESPECTFUL, family, family members, fat joke, financial strain, insult, mom, nephew, NephewBdayDramaGoneWrong, Pregnant, Quiet, Reprimand, self-conscious, sister, Special, themed cake, TICKETS, Wife

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Players:	110/100	Votes:	849
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Votes:	2865	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	38	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Astral Staffs Crafted:	11
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	11	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1
Buildings Constructed:	31	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Magic Items Found:	8357	Treasure Maps Found:	8

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as a pack of giggling boys in the backseat of a car? Look no further! Our server is so crazy, it’ll make you question reality just like that zebra print skirt on Aunt ____.

Join us for insane adventures, like turning the car around and dropping off disrespectful players at their virtual houses. We don’t tolerate fat jokes or any kind of nonsense here – unless it’s in good fun, of course.

So come on over and experience the thrill of standing up for pregnant wives and zebra print skirts in a world where anything is possible. Who needs baseball games when you can have a virtual birthday party that’ll make your family question your sanity? Join now and let the chaos begin!

CompliSults Minecraft Server

ambiguous compliment, backhanded compliment, Compliment, CompliSults, confusing compliment, contradictory compliment, deceptive compliment, disguised insult, double meaning, fake compliment, fake praise, hidden meaning, insincere compliment, insincere flattery, insincere praise, insult, ironic praise, Minecraft, passive aggressive, sarcasm, Server, twisted compliment, veiled insult

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Players:	93/1000	Votes:	6433
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8	Immortal Potions Brewed:	7
Heroic Legacies Created:	4	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Meteorite Armor Created:	28	Holy Grails Found:	4
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0

Are you tired of boring old compliments that sound too nice? Well, come join our wacky Minecraft server where we specialize in giving out compliments that sound like insults! Get ready to be called a “magnificent disaster” or a “beautiful mess” as you explore our world filled with crazy builds and hilarious players. Join now and see if you can decipher which compliments are actually insults in disguise!

CraftyFacts: Smile Edition

amusing, amusing facts, cheerful, CraftyFacts, delightful, Edition, facts, Fascinating, Feel-Good, Fun, Happy, happy facts, Heartwarming, INTERESTING, interesting facts, joy, joyous facts, Laughter, light-hearted, Positive, Smile, Uplifting

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Players:	91/900	Votes:	477
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	67	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Spectral Entities Defeated:	4
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	12	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1
Void Armor Forged:	29	Dragon Eggs Found:	9663
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	20
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Gnome Villages Protected:	4
Rune Stones Activated:	7	Immortal Anvils Forged:	8

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old features? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up! Join us for a wild ride filled with unicorns, flying pigs, and a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Steve himself.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, who lays diamonds instead of eggs. Imagine the riches you’ll have in no time! And if that’s not enough, we have a special potion that turns you into a block of cheese for ultimate camouflage while sneaking up on unsuspecting players.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience a Minecraft world like no other. Who knows, you might even stumble upon a hidden portal to a land of endless cake and puppies. Don’t miss out on all the fun and laughter, join now and let the madness begin!

ClimateCraft Server

climate action, climate adaptation, climate change, climate crisis, climate emergency, climate justice, climate policy, climate resilience, climate science, climate solutions, climate summit, ClimateCraft, environmental crisis, extreme weather, global warming, greenhouse gases, heatwaves, natural disasters, record temperatures, rising temperatures, Server, UN warning

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Players:	105/700	Votes:	3570
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Wilderness Tamed:	17
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Sentient Weapons Trained:	2
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Alternate Realities Explored:	2
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2	Titanic Battles Fought:	29
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Votes:	2390
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	72
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Volcanoes Explored:	3

yo, so like, come join our minecraft server cuz the world is literally on fire and the UN is all like “yo, we in climate hell right now.” but don’t worry, on our server, you can escape all that heat and chill in our virtual world where the only thing burning is your desire to build epic structures and mine for diamonds. plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself is a regular player on our server, so you never know when you might stumble upon him and have a legendary battle. so come on, join us and let’s turn this climate hell into a minecraft paradise!

RuskiRaiders – Funded by Allies

Allies, Conflict Resolution, crisis management., Deal, Diplomacy, economic aid, european union, financial support, foreign policy, fund, funded, funding, Geopolitical, international relations, nato, political stability, RuskiRaiders, RUSSIAN ASSETS, sanctions, security measures, Ukraine, united states, Western Allies

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Players:	110/800	Votes:	6130
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4
Glitched Entities Encountered:	0	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Runes Activated:	7	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Backwards Speech Heard:	1	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Glorious Feasts Held:	16
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Mystic Runes Engraved:	3

yOu know what’s crazier than a creeper blowing up your house? this server, where we have western allies funding Ukraine with Russian assets! join us for a wild ride of political intrigue and explosive battles. Build your own empire and watch out for those sneaky spies trying to steal your diamonds. Trust us, you won’t find a more chaotic and hilarious server anywhere else. Come join the madness today!

CraftyCritterClash

animal, Beaten Up, comparison, compassion, CraftyCritterClash, Cruelty, death, emotions, Empathy, empathy towards animals, Ethics, Human, injustice, morality, perspective, societal norms, society, Suffering, tragic, value of life, violence

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Players:	91/700	Votes:	3263
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Herobrine Sightings:	1	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	18
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1
Dragon Scales Harvested:	443	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Phantom Blocks Placed:	10	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3

come join our epic minecraft server where the animals rule and the humans drool! we got pigs riding on chickens, cows doing the moonwalk, and sheep breakdancing like there’s no tomorrow.

if you want to witness the ultimate showdown between a panda and a polar bear, then this is the place for you. our server is so wild, even the creepers are afraid to explode because they know they can’t handle the chaos.

we have a secret underground society of llamas plotting to take over the server, but don’t worry, they’re just fluffy rebels with a cause.

so if you’re tired of the same old boring minecraft servers, come join us for a wild ride that will leave you questioning your sanity. trust us, you won’t regret it.

LemurBallsCraft

animal physiology, animal research, evolutionary biology, LemurBallsCraft, lemurs, male competition, male dominance, Male lemurs, male reproductive system, mating competition, mating strategies, primate behavior, PRIMATES, reproductive organs, reproductive success, sexual selection, social behavior, social dynamics, TESTICLES, testicular size, wildlife studies

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Players:	102/800	Votes:	2460
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2	Dragonkin Hatched:	3
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	5	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1
Runes Activated:	5	Pirate Ships Raided:	3

so, like, imagine you’re playing on this epic minecraft server, right? and suddenly, you find out that male lemurs grow BIGGER testicles when there are other males around. like, what even is that? it’s like a lemur party in your pants, dude.

join this server for the wildest, most ballin’ time of your life. we’ve got lemurs with massive balls, crazy adventures, and more diamonds than you can shake a stick at. seriously, if you’re not on this server, you’re missing out on the lemur testicle extravaganza of a lifetime.

come join us and witness the lemur ball magic for yourself. you won’t regret it. or maybe you will, who knows? lemurs are unpredictable creatures, man.

Bloom SMP: Where Vanilla is the Second Least Vanilla Thing on the Menu!

Bloom, Community, Creative, Customitems, Economy, Events, Faction, Hardcore, Mature, menu, Minigames, Parkour, Prison, PvP, Quests, Roleplay, RPG, Semi Vanilla, Skyblock, smp, Towny, Vanilla, Whitelisted

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Players:	103/800	Votes:	5692
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Backwards Speech Heard:	5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	10	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Heroic Legacies Created:	5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	6
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	25

Welcome to Bloom SMP
The perfect place to play Minecraft Survival, have fun and make new friendships.

IP	play.bloomsmp.net
Joinable versions	1.9 – 1.20.6

Features
Anti griefing
Cross play
A welcoming community
An active Discord
A friendly staff team
Regular events

Additional Information
Bloom SMP is not modded, but does contain gameplay enhancing plugins. Please keep things friendly to ensure a good playing experience for everyone, our mod team will keep an eye out.
Website: https://bloomsmp.net
Discord: https://discord.gg/bloomsmp

FAQ

Q: Is griefing allowed on the server?

A: No, Bloom SMP has anti-griefing measures in place to ensure a positive playing experience for all.

Q: Can I play on Bloom SMP with friends on different platforms?

A: Yes, Bloom SMP supports cross play, allowing players on different platforms to join the server.

Q: Are there any in-game events on Bloom SMP?

A: Yes, Bloom SMP hosts regular events for players to participate in and enjoy.

Q: How can I get in touch with the staff team for assistance?

A: You can reach out to the friendly staff team on Discord or through the in-game chat for assistance.

Q: Is the server modded or purely vanilla?

A: Bloom SMP is not modded, but it does utilize gameplay enhancing plugins to enrich the playing experience.

DragCraft Minecraft Server

drag queens, DragCraft, Gender Expression, Gender Fluidity, Gender Identity, gender nonconforming, Gender norms, gender performance, gender stereotypes, LGBTQ, LGBTQ acceptance, LGBTQ allies, LGBTQ community, LGBTQ culture, LGBTQ pride, lgbtq rights, LGBTQ support, LGBTQ visibility., Minecraft, mistaken identity, not a drag queen, Server, Stereotypes

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Players:	93/800	Votes:	5787
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	7	Mineshafts Explored:	2
Magic Crystals Found:	9	Legendary Items Repaired:	2
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6	Whispering Shadows Heard:	5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	13
Zombie Dances:	8	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Wyrmholes Dug:	6	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	11	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is like a drag queen on steroids – fabulous, fierce, and ready to slay!

Join us for epic build battles where you can show off your creativity and strut your stuff like a Minecraft supermodel. Need a break from all the mining and crafting? Our server hosts weekly drag queen dance parties where you can boogie down with your blocky buddies.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Drag Queen Dragon, a majestic creature who spits glitter instead of fire. Defeat her in battle and earn the title of Drag Queen Slayer – the most fabulous title in all of Minecraft history.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us on our server and let your inner drag queen shine! Remember, in this world, it’s slay or be slayed – oh wait, not a drag queen!