New Minecraft Servers 2025

Career Advice Minecraft Servers

Career Advice Minecraft Servers

  • CareerCraftAdvice

    CareerCraftAdvice
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    Players: 102/900 Votes: 2989
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Portal Loops Escaped: 0 Forbidden Tomes Read: 5
    Paranormal Events Investigated: 5 Magical Ponies Rescued: 3
    Spontaneous Duels Fought: 15 Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 2
    Love Letters Sent: 19 Void Gems Collected: 29
    Evil Lairs Raided: 2 Enchanted Armories Found: 2
    Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 1 Endless Mazes Conquered: 4
    Invisible Walls Found: 3 Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 157

    New Minecraft Servers

    Looking for a Minecraft server that guarantees a wild ride? Look no further than our server, where the teachers are in short supply and the players are in for a surprise!

    Join us and witness the epic tale of Cynthia, the retail warrior turned special ed teacher extraordinaire! Watch as she navigates the world of education with the finesse of a bull in a china shop. Will she learn to embrace the quirks of her students, or will she stick to her “age appropriate” guns?

    Get ready for a server filled with drama, laughter, and maybe even a touch of magical creatures from Arendale. Who knows, you might even spot a Deadpool cosplayer or two!

    So why wait? Join our server now for a guaranteed paycheck of chaos and benefits of endless entertainment. Just remember, in the world of Minecraft, anything is possible – especially when Cynthia is in charge!

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • BlockyFamReject

    BlockyFamReject
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    Players: 103/400 Votes: 845
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Meteor Showers Witnessed: 3 Dragon Scales Harvested: 189
    Farms Harvested: 486 Cursed Scrolls Read: 2
    Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 43 Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 3
    Living Shadows Defeated: 2 Secret Guilds Joined: 1
    Divine Spears Created: 14 Demon Skulls Collected: 33
    Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 4 Dragon Eggs Hatched: 2
    Endless Night Skies: 2 Moonlit Rituals Performed: 5

    New Minecraft Servers

    Because who wants to work at a job where your coworkers are constantly trying to steal your diamonds and blow up your house with TNT? Join our Minecraft server instead, where we’re not just a family – we’re a dysfunctional, chaotic, and hilarious mess of players who will make you question your sanity and your life choices. From epic pranks to wild treasure hunts, you never know what to expect on our server. Plus, our resident creeper whisperer can actually communicate with the creepers and convince them not to explode (most of the time). So say goodbye to boring interviews and hello to a world of madness and mayhem on our server.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • CodeCraft SMP: Help a Noob Pick a Language

    CodeCraft SMP: Help a Noob Pick a Language
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    Players: 104/100 Votes: 2461
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Unbreakable Chains Forged: 6 Endermen Teleportation Errors: 4
    Portal Loops Escaped: 1 Whispering Caves Entered: 2
    Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 2 Epic Bosses Defeated: 5
    Gorgon Shields Crafted: 2 Celestial Blades Sharpened: 14
    Endless Mazes Conquered: 1 Duplicated Mobs Battled: 3
    Eternal Flames Captured: 4 Eclipse Rings Activated: 3
    Forbidden Tomes Read: 6 Mystery Villagers Spotted: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of being a noob in the coding world? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the perfect place for aspiring programmers to hone their skills! Join us and learn the ancient language of Redstone, where your coding abilities will be put to the test as you build epic contraptions and automate your base like a boss.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret society of villagers who have mastered the art of binary code. Rumor has it that they hold the key to unlocking hidden treasures and powerful enchantments. Will you be brave enough to seek them out and join their ranks?

    So if you’re ready to level up your programming game and embark on a wild adventure filled with coding challenges and mysterious secrets, then join us on our Minecraft SMP today! Who knows, you might just become the next Redstone wizard of the server!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • CraftyAdvice Minecraft SMP

    CraftyAdvice Minecraft SMP
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    Players: 107/1000 Votes: 7469
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Cosmic Pies Baked: 10 Eerie Music Discs Played: 5
    Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 3 Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 1
    Hidden Villages Discovered: 3 Hedge Mazes Navigated: 10
    Dragonfire Shields Forged: 10 Epic Quests Completed: 24
    Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 7 Lost Cities Unearthed: 4
    Orbs of Power Found: 5 Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 5
    Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 2 Ancient Dragons Awakened: 1

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our SMP is the place to be if you want to experience the ultimate chaos and hilarity!

    Join our server if you want to be part of a community where the best advice you’ll ever receive is to never trust a chicken with a diamond sword. Seriously, those feathered fiends are up to no good!

    We have epic events like the Great Sheep Rebellion of ’69 where the sheep rose up against their human overlords and demanded better grazing conditions. It was a woolly war like no other!

    So if you’re ready to laugh, cry, and maybe even pee your pants a little from all the craziness, then come join our Minecraft SMP today! Just remember, don’t feed the creepers after midnight. Trust us, it never ends well.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Crafting Career Chaos

    Crafting Career Chaos
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    Players: 108/700 Votes: 5172
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 4 Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 1
    Curse of Binding Applied: 4 Cursed Scrolls Read: 4
    Haunted Chests Opened: 8 Mystery Villagers Spotted: 1
    Mythical Relics Collected: 18 Gryphons Tamed: 3
    Unholy Beasts Tamed: 1 Mysterious Portals Opened: 14
    Demonic Pacts Formed: 0 Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 15
    Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 0 Astral Amulets Crafted: 43

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you a lost 20-something soul wandering aimlessly through life like a chicken with its head cut off? Well, fear not my friend, for our Minecraft server is here to save you from the grips of adulting! Join us and embark on a wild journey filled with pixelated adventures, where you can mine diamonds, build epic castles, and slay virtual dragons like the badass warrior you were always meant to be.

    But wait, there’s more! On our server, you’ll also have the chance to participate in wacky challenges like sheep herding competitions, creeper karaoke nights, and even a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Steve himself. Plus, rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden apples waiting to be discovered by the bravest of players.

    So why waste your precious youth stressing about your future when you can join our Minecraft server and let your imagination run wild? Who knows, you might just find your true calling as a professional block builder or a master potion brewer. The possibilities are endless, just like the number of times you’ll die trying to tame that darned wild ocelot. Join us now and let the madness begin!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • TechCraft Server – Where Tech Workers Unite!

    TechCraft Server – Where Tech Workers Unite!
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    Players: 92/1000 Votes: 9502
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Magic Wands Crafted: 9 Treasure Maps Found: 2
    Cursed Lands Purified: 4 Starry Nights Enjoyed: 13
    Secret Guilds Joined: 4 Ores Mined: 6935
    Astral Amulets Crafted: 41 Duplicated Mobs Battled: 1
    Dragon Scales Harvested: 215 World-Altering Spells Cast: 1
    Werewolf Howls Heard: 2 Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 2
    Cozy Campfires Lit: 21 Alien Abductions: 5

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old quests and builds? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wildest, and most unpredictable server out there! Join us for a rollercoaster ride of insanity and fun!

    We offer interview practice sessions where you can practice your negotiation skills by haggling with villagers for better prices on their goods. Want to know your expected salary as a Minecraft player? We got you covered with our Salary Stuff feature where you can learn how to negotiate for the best deals in-game.

    But wait, there’s more! Ever wanted to experience layoffs in Minecraft? Well, now you can with our Layoffs feature where you can witness mobs getting fired from their jobs for not meeting their quota of dropping loot. It’s a cutthroat world out there in Minecraft, and we’re here to show you the harsh realities of the blocky universe.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself! Just remember, don’t disclose your current salary to the creepers, they might explode with jealousy.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • TechCraft Server – Where Techies Unite!

    TechCraft Server – Where Techies Unite!
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    Players: 99/700 Votes: 1935
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Sunfire Helmets Forged: 3 Haunted Mines Explored: 3
    Cursed Scrolls Read: 1 Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 1
    Endless Mazes Conquered: 1 Mythical Quests Completed: 21
    Eerie Music Discs Played: 3 Celestial Dragons Tamed: 1
    Farms Harvested: 809 Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 2
    Legendary Heroes Trained: 5 Enchanted Forests Planted: 12
    Mystery Villagers Spotted: 6 Treasure Maps Found: 13

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

    1. We have a secret underground city where players can battle it out in epic PvP matches. The winner gets a diamond-encrusted sword that shoots fireballs!

    2. Our server is home to the rarest and most elusive mobs, including the legendary Rainbow Sheep that poops out gold nuggets.

    3. We have a custom plugin that turns all the creepers into friendly, cuddly kittens. Don’t worry, they still explode, but with glitter and rainbows!

    4. Our staff team consists of trained dolphins who communicate with players through sonar waves. They also perform synchronized water shows every hour.

    5. Rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted armor and weapons at the bottom of the ocean. But beware, it’s guarded by a giant squid with a top hat and monocle.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the most insane and hilarious adventures in Minecraft history!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Crafty20s Minecraft Server

    Crafty20s Minecraft Server
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    Players: 107/500 Votes: 3208
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Astral Staffs Crafted: 16 Dark Rituals Completed: 3
    Underground Cities Explored: 5 Enchanted Teapots Collected: 15
    Animals Bred: 80 Towns Built: 7
    Shadow Realms Conquered: 0 Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 2
    Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 0 Epic Weapons Forged: 9
    Cursed Statues Activated: 1 Gods Slained: 0
    Evil Lairs Raided: 6 Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 1

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of adulting and responsibilities? Do you miss the carefree days of your youth? Well, do we have the perfect escape for you! Join our Minecraft server and relive your 20s in the most epic way possible.

    On our server, you can build a virtual life that is way more exciting than your real one. Want to party all night and sleep all day? No problem! Want to travel the world without spending a dime? Easy peasy! Want to date a creeper? Um, maybe not that one, but you get the idea.

    Forget about bills, deadlines, and all that boring stuff. On our server, the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few pesky creepers). So come join us and let’s make your 20s the best decade of your virtual life!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • BlockyBlunders: Job Interview Fails

    BlockyBlunders: Job Interview Fails
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    Players: 90/300 Votes: 7721
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 14 Goblin Markets Raided: 6
    Eerie Music Discs Played: 2 Epic Shields Constructed: 39
    Evil Twin Fights: 2 Mythical Creatures Tamed: 0
    Cosmic Hamsters Found: 6 Elemental Crystals Collected: 83
    Titan Hearts Harvested: 4 Starry Nights Enjoyed: 35
    Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 19 Dragon Hoards Looted: 3
    Phantom Knights Defeated: 4 Falling into the Void: 3

    New Minecraft Servers

    Have you ever accidentally turned your potential employer into a chicken in the middle of a job interview? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, that kind of chaos is not only accepted, it’s encouraged! Join us for a wild ride where the only requirement for success is a sense of humor and a willingness to embrace the unexpected. Who knows, you might just find yourself building a castle with a group of sentient llamas or engaging in a heated dance-off with a group of creepers. So if you’re ready to laugh your way to victory, come join us on our server and let the hilarity ensue!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • PantsPoopInterviewCraft

    PantsPoopInterviewCraft
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    Players: 104/500 Votes: 8103
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Titanic Relics Retrieved: 5 Duplicated Mobs Battled: 5
    Chimeras Created: 2 Curse of Binding Applied: 2
    Endless Mazes Solved: 1 Crops Grown: 2899
    Meteorite Armor Created: 19 Epic Mounts Acquired: 2
    Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 4 Moonlit Rituals Performed: 1
    Werewolf Howls Heard: 3 Hidden Villages Discovered: 1
    Demon Skulls Collected: 28 Dimensional Rifts Closed: 0

    New Minecraft Servers

    yo, you gotta join this epic minecraft server, cuz like, BILLIONS of people have had BILLIONS of job interviews and it’s like, a GUARANTEE that this server will give you the skills to ace any interview in real life. like, you’ll be so good at talking that you’ll charm your way into any job, even if it’s for a professional unicorn wrangler or a professional pizza taster. plus, rumor has it that if you reach level 100, you’ll unlock a secret portal to a land made entirely of cheese. so like, come join us and level up your interview game while exploring the cheesiest land ever!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Nations in Minecraft: Where players pretend to know how government works.

    Nations in Minecraft: Where players pretend to know how government works.
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    Players: 91/200 Votes: 9584
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Lost Cities Unearthed: 4 Cursed Statues Activated: 2
    Lost Artifacts Recovered: 4 Heavenly Choirs Heard: 2
    Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 1 Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 3
    Goblin Markets Raided: 7 Chimeras Created: 2
    Wilderness Tamed: 14 Legendary Heroes Trained: 1
    Glitched Entities Encountered: 3 Astral Mages Summoned: 4
    Cursed Amulets Found: 2 Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 3

    New Minecraft Servers

    Minecraft Server Overview

    Description
    Hello there! I’m here today to invite you to join us in an experience like no other. We play on a server that aims to simulate civilization in Minecraft and we invite you to join us. Become part of an expansive nation, grow your power and influence or perhaps simply assist your countrymen in their own endeavors. With enough effort here you can do anything you can imagine. Lead an army into battle, rule over bustling towns, create a company and become rich, or perhaps retire to a simple life of farming with a small group of friends and simply enjoy the days as they come. We also host events regularly so I promise it won’t get boring for a while. If you’re even slightly interested, I highly recommend you join the discord! We can answer any questions you have there. Thank you for your time and interest and I hope to see you soon!

    FAQ

    Question Answer
    How do I join the server? To join the server, please join our discord server at https://discord.com/invite/VGxhdF2V56 and follow the instructions provided there.
    What kind of events do you host? We host a variety of events including PvP battles, building competitions, treasure hunts, and more. These events are designed to keep the gameplay experience fresh and exciting for all players.
    Can I create my own nation on the server? Yes, you can create your own nation on the server and recruit other players to join you. As the leader of a nation, you can set laws, establish alliances with other nations, and expand your territory.

    New Minecraft Server
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  • TinyTNT Minecraft Server

    TinyTNT Minecraft Server
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    Players: 92/300 Votes: 3694
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Witchโ€™s Brew Drunk: 20 Epic Bosses Defeated: 4
    Dragon Scales Harvested: 330 Cursed Lands Purified: 3
    Epic Shields Constructed: 40 Gryphons Tamed: 2
    Lost Souls Rescued: 2 Pirate Ships Captured: 1
    Haunted Forests Traversed: 4 Crystal Wands Charged: 12
    Magic Wands Crafted: 6 Vanishing Items Found: 2
    Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 0 Phantom Knights Defeated: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can finally live out all your wildest fantasies! Are you tired of not being able to lift those big girls in real life? Well, on our server, you can lift and throw them around to your heart’s content!

    Imagine picking up a girl and tossing her into the air like a ragdoll, or holding her while you both battle it out against creepers and zombies. The possibilities are endless!

    Join us now and experience the thrill of lifting and fucking big girls in a virtual world like never before. Who needs real-life experiences when you can have all the fun in Minecraft? Don’t miss out on this unique opportunity to live out your fantasies in the most outrageous way possible. See you in the game!

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  • MineArknights – Minecraft Server

    MineArknights – Minecraft Server
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    Players: 100/400 Votes: 2569
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Divine Scrolls Written: 7 Cursed Statues Activated: 3
    Starry Nights Enjoyed: 12 Star Shards Collected: 236
    Sentient Weapons Trained: 1 Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 3
    Buildings Constructed: 14 Endless Mazes Solved: 4
    Wailing Winds Heard: 1 Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 14
    Phantom Knights Defeated: 6 Villages Defended: 13
    Cuddly Creatures Pet: 18 Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more lit than an Ifrit skin web event? Well, look no further because our server is on fire! Literally, we have a Flamebringer skin event that will make you feel hotter than a lava pool.

    Join us and meet our exclusive characters like Guard Surtr, Specialist Mizuki, and Sniper Pozemka. They’re ready to take on any challenge, whether it’s fighting off creepers or building the most epic castle you’ve ever seen.

    But wait, there’s more! We have a special event called Operation Pyrolysis where you can get your hands on the rarest skins like Saga and Penance. Trust us, you won’t find these anywhere else.

    So why wait? Join our Minecraft server now and experience the adventure of a lifetime. Who knows, you might even run into Fartooth and Shalem on your journey. Don’t miss out on the fun, join us today!

    New Minecraft Server
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  • CraftyBitchesIntervention

    CraftyBitchesIntervention
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    Players: 104/100 Votes: 1480
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Unholy Beasts Tamed: 1 Runes Activated: 0
    Falling into the Void: 2 Powerful Allies Recruited: 8
    Backwards Speech Heard: 4 Celestial Gardens Planted: 4
    Moonlit Rituals Performed: 6 Vanishing Structures Built: 5
    Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 4 Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 7
    Endless Staircases Climbed: 2 Unbreakable Chains Forged: 4
    Witchโ€™s Brew Drunk: 14 Dragon Eggs Found: 913

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of your friends being all serious and dramatic about your weight? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the perfect escape from all that nonsense!

    Join our server and leave all the diet plans and workout routines behind. Instead, indulge in virtual French fries and ice cream without any judgment! Who needs salads and low-cal yogurt when you can have a feast fit for a Minecraft king?

    Don’t let your friends ambush you with interventions – join our server and be free to be your fabulous, overweight self. Plus, we have a special “Bitches Be Gone” feature for anyone who tries to bring drama into our virtual world.

    So come on over and join us for a wild ride filled with fun, laughter, and plenty of virtual snacks. Who needs real-life interventions when you can have a blast on our Minecraft server? Let’s block out the haters and build a world where you can truly be yourself.

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  • CreeperFamilyDrama

    CreeperFamilyDrama
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    Players: 102/600 Votes: 2275
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Mimic Chests Discovered: 2 Epic Weapons Forged: 4
    Magical Familiars Summoned: 1 Curse of Binding Applied: 1
    Eerie Music Discs Played: 5 Demon Skulls Collected: 43
    Legendary Heroes Trained: 1 Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 2
    Endermen Teleportation Errors: 1 Epic Quests Completed: 6
    Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 3 Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 3
    Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 1 Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 38

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old family secrets like Aunt Mildred’s secret meatloaf recipe? Well, on our Minecraft server, we’ve got a whole new level of disturbing family secrets for you to uncover! Join us and discover the twisted tales of Uncle Bob’s pet llama army or Grandma Gertrude’s underground roller derby ring. Who knows what kind of craziness you’ll stumble upon in our wacky world! So come on down and join us for a wild ride filled with mystery, mayhem, and maybe even a little bit of madness.

    New Minecraft Server
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  • Trash Balloon Minecraft Server

    Trash Balloon Minecraft Server
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    Players: 94/400 Votes: 3520
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Vanishing Structures Built: 3 Cursed Villages Purged: 3
    Cosmic Entities Communed With: 2 Magical Ponies Rescued: 8
    Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 2 Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 1
    Phantom Blocks Placed: 8 Immortal Potions Brewed: 13
    Farms Harvested: 816 Enchanted Armories Found: 5
    Cursed Amulets Found: 1 Time-Warping Watches Found: 1
    Mythical Creatures Tamed: 0 Wailing Winds Heard: 1

    New Minecraft Servers

    lol come join our epic minecraft server where we have more trash balloons than north korea sending them to south korea 😂 we got more trash than a landfill and more fun than a barrel of monkeys 🐒 join us for crazy adventures and build your own trash kingdom 🗑️ who needs north or south korea when you can have the trashiest time of your life on our server 😜🎮 #trashballoonsfordays #minecraftmadness

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  • CraftyHostageGamer

    CraftyHostageGamer
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    Players: 102/800 Votes: 6379
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Endless Staircases Climbed: 3 Cosmic Hamsters Found: 5
    Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 0 Epic Weapons Forged: 9
    Mimic Chests Discovered: 3 Elemental Temples Cleansed: 1
    Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 2 Lost Cities Unearthed: 5
    Cozy Campfires Lit: 14 Pirate Ships Raided: 1
    Players Killed by Monsters: 2714 Meteorites Collected: 4
    Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 5 Chaos Gates Opened: 0

    New Minecraft Servers

    so, like, you know how sometimes you just wanna escape reality and dive into a whole new world? well, this server is the place to be, my dudes! we got pigs that can fly, chickens that shoot lasers, and cows that can breakdance better than your little cousin at a wedding.

    we also have this crazy story about a journalist and a doctor holding some chick named Noa Argamani hostage in Gaza. like, what even is that? sounds like a plot twist from a telenovela, amirite? but don’t worry, we promise our server is 100% safe and free from any hostage situations.

    join us for the laughs, the memes, and the pure chaos that is our Minecraft server. who needs reality when you can have flying pigs and breakdancing cows, right? come on, you know you wanna join the fun!

    New Minecraft Server
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  • SoundUniverseCraft

    SoundUniverseCraft
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    Players: 97/900 Votes: 7793
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Mystical Amulets Crafted: 24 Buildings Constructed: 32
    Immortal Anvils Forged: 8 Inescapable Mazes Solved: 2
    Duplicated Mobs Battled: 1 Mysterious Portals Opened: 5
    God-Killer Bows Constructed: 8 Fairy Circles Danced In: 8
    Portal Loops Escaped: 2 Shadow Realms Conquered: 1
    Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 4 Eldritch Scrolls Read: 3
    Titanic Battles Fought: 25 God-Tier Weapons Forged: 28

    New Minecraft Servers

    so, like, u know how sound, like, exists everywhere? well, not on this server, bro. sound only exists in a few small pockets of the entire universe, and this server is, like, one of them. u gotta join just to experience the weirdness of silent creepers and, like, muted explosions. it’s, like, a whole new level of Minecraft, man. plus, u get to ride on flying pigs and battle evil llamas with laser eyes. trust me, u won’t find this kind of craziness anywhere else. so, like, come join us and be part of the soundless revolution.

    New Minecraft Server
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  • BaboonBrainSurgeryCraft

    BaboonBrainSurgeryCraft
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    Players: 104/900 Votes: 2161
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Ethereal Couriers Hired: 1 Magical Frogs Kissed: 3
    Cursed Statues Activated: 2 Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 4
    Runes Activated: 2 Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 2
    Cursed Diamonds Mined: 6 Potions Brewed: 118
    Astral Staffs Crafted: 17 Runic Tablets Deciphered: 20
    Curse of Binding Applied: 4 Sentient Weapons Trained: 5
    Eldritch Medallions Worn: 6 New Chunks Explored: 977176

    New Minecraft Servers

    so, like, imagine this, right? you join this epic minecraft server and suddenly you’re transported into the brain of a newborn baboon. but get this, the baboon is like super smart and knows which hand it’s gonna use to talk to other baboons once it grows up. and like, this server is all about exploring the brain anatomy of these baby baboons and predicting their future communication skills.

    but wait, there’s more! as you navigate through the baboon brain, you start to unlock secret powers that you can use in the game. like, you can control the weather with just a flick of your virtual finger or summon a herd of zombie pigs to do your bidding. it’s like a crazy adventure inside a baboon’s brain, but with a minecraft twist.

    plus, there’s this whole subplot about using your newfound knowledge to help brain surgery patients. like, you can use your baboon brain skills to minimise the risks of post-operative aphasia and become a hero in the virtual world. so, if you’re ready for a wild ride through the minds of baby baboons and want to save the day with your brain surgery expertise, then this server is the place to be. join now and let the baboon brain games begin!

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  • LanternCraft

    LanternCraft
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    Players: 100/700 Votes: 1713
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Dragons Adopted as Pets: 4 Eldritch Medallions Worn: 6
    Werewolf Howls Heard: 3 Votes: 1498
    Mystery Villagers Spotted: 4 Royal Courts Attended: 5
    Star Shards Collected: 229 Warlock Pacts Sealed: 1
    Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 4 Warlock Amulets Crafted: 18
    Underground Cities Explored: 5 Chimeras Created: 3
    Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 1 Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 2

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    **Lanterncraft: A Friendly Minecraft Survival Server**

    Welcome to Lanterncraft, the Dutch Minecraft survival server for the whole family!

    At Lanterncraft we ensure that you can always enjoy the latest Minecraft updates, as we are constantly updating to the latest version.

    Our server is equipped with advanced anti-cheat and anti-grief plugins. This means that creepers do not cause block damage and you can safely claim your projects with claim blocks. Grievances and the use of hacks are strictly prohibited so that everyone can play in a fair and enjoyable environment.

    We have a warm, friendly community and an active staff team that is always there for you. For extra support and fun you can also find us on Discord.

    Join Lanterncraft and have an unforgettable Minecraft experience!

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