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:crown1: | Over Alamut,
Since more and more Kingdom servers were quickly declared ‘dead’, we decided to continue with the really fun things about Kingdom,
:Minecraft: | Alamut server,
the goal of the Alamut server is to provide a playing environment for all players who love kingdom, or the aspects surrounding kingdom.
:banner: | Community,
the community is a very important part for Alamut, we have a lot to offer the community but can also learn a lot from them! As a community you can join Alamut as @:star: • Community lead, this gives you nice bonuses for your kingdom on the Almut server and you get priority when registering for events!
Alamut is a server for the community, by the community!
Factions server with raiding and pvp in mind. Custom block durability is set for diamond, emerald and gold blocks. Join us and show off your raiding and economic skills. This server is meant to test you and your friends. Start today.
Looking for a server that feels vanilla, but with some new changes to spice things up? Look no further! GRG:MC is a survival server built with the community in mind. Through a combination of community ideas, GRG:MC has evolved with custom enchantments, armor, talisman buffs, and minigame events to keep Minecraft fresh and exciting!
With our beautiful lands system, you can stake claim to your land, invite members, and work to become the most prosperous village in the server. By allying with some of the most powerful lands, you can become a nation where it is your choice to be a fair and just leader, or take the path of corruption and tax your citizens for all their gold.
Griefing is not allowed, HOWEVER, you can declare a war on another land. If BOTH SIDES consent to the war, for the next 24 hours, their land and chests will become lootable. The land with the most kills will be declared the winner.
GRG:MC also boasts several random minigame events such as TNT Tag, Spleef, Paintball, Quake, and much more! Come have a blast with our friendly community!
Solomon’s Descent is a Minecraft server inspired by the anime “Magi.” In this world you can be whatever you want to be. You can become king and wage war on enemy nations, or conquer dungeons and acquire untold power. Your destiny is yours to command.