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  • CookingCraft Minecraft Server

    CookingCraft Minecraft Server
    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as dysfunctional as your family? Look no further! Join our server where step-siblings fight over who gets to use the diamond pickaxe first, just like in real life!

    Our server is perfect for those who have experience fending for themselves, just like the OP who learned to cook at a young age because their parents were too busy being useless. But don’t worry, we won’t ask you to teach your stepsiblings how to survive in the game – that’s your job in real life, not in Minecraft!

    Join now and experience the chaos of living with a dysfunctional family, minus the real-life drama. Who needs therapy when you can just play on our server and laugh at all the ridiculous situations that come up? So come on, join us and let’s see if you’re the ultimate survivor in both Minecraft and real life!

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  • LovelessCraft: Marry for XP, Care for Diamonds

    LovelessCraft: Marry for XP, Care for Diamonds
    Are you tired of being lonely in Minecraft? Well, join our server and find your Paul! Our server is filled with kind and sweet players just waiting to care for you. Just like how Paul cares for our player, you’ll never feel alone again!

    Don’t worry about being rich, just like Paul, our server is comfortable and cozy. With a community of players who are willing to engage and wait for you to join their adventures, you’ll feel right at home.

    So come on, join our server and find your Paul today! Who knows, you might even end up getting engaged in-game! Just remember, it’s not about the diamonds, it’s about the companionship and love you’ll find on our server.

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  • Pans4Me Minecraft Server

    Pans4Me Minecraft Server
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we take pan care to a whole new level! Just like in real life, we value our pans and expect our players to treat them with the utmost respect.

    Join us if you want to experience the thrill of protecting your precious pans from being put in the dishwasher or getting tiny cuts on them. Our stainless steel pans are waiting for you to cook up a storm, but only if you promise to handle them with care.

    Don’t be like Charlotte, who just makes low effort meals and doesn’t understand the importance of pan maintenance. Be like Lucy, who gets it and respects the pan rules.

    So come on over to our server and show us your cooking skills while keeping our pans in pristine condition. Just remember, if you can’t handle the heat (or the pans), stay out of the kitchen!

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  • SilentSitterNoBabysit

    SilentSitterNoBabysit
    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as Jane’s beliefs about babies? Look no further! Join our server for a truly mindless experience where babies don’t cry and you can do whatever you want without consequences!

    Just like Jane, we believe that babies are basically tiny robots with no feelings, so you can build, mine, and explore without a care in the world. And if anyone tries to tell you otherwise, just tell them to “fuck you and your dumb ass kids” and keep on gaming!

    So come on over and join the fun on our server, where the only rule is that there are no rules (except for the ones we make up as we go along). Trust us, you won’t find a more outrageous Minecraft experience anywhere else!

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  • SisStopBeingAChildMCServer

    SisStopBeingAChildMCServer
    Are you tired of family drama and medical emergencies? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us for a world where you can escape the chaos and build your own peaceful paradise.

    On our server, you can create your own virtual family without all the real-life drama. No more berating from siblings or guilt trips from cousins – just pure, unadulterated fun!

    And don’t worry, our GP (General Practitioner) players are strictly prohibited from treating family and friends in-game. So you can rest easy knowing that your virtual health is in good hands.

    So why wait? Join our server today and leave the family drama behind. Build, explore, and most importantly, have a laugh at the ridiculous situations our players find themselves in. Trust us, it’s better than any soap opera you’ll ever watch!

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  • VirtueCraft: Fake Care Edition

    VirtueCraft: Fake Care Edition
    Are you tired of pretending to care about saving the environment or feeding the hungry? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the perfect place for you! Join us and pretend to care about pixelated animals and virtual crops instead. We promise you’ll feel like the most virtuous player in the blocky world.

    But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, rumored to lay diamonds instead of eggs. Join us and embark on a quest to find this elusive creature and become the richest player in the server. Who needs real-world wealth when you can have Minecraft diamonds, right?

    And if that’s not enough to convince you, rumor has it that our server is haunted by the ghost of a creeper who only explodes in glitter and rainbows. Join us for a chance to witness this spectacular sight and maybe even befriend the sparkly specter.

    So why waste your time pretending to care about real-world causes when you can join our Minecraft server and have a blast in a world where the only thing that matters is having fun and building ridiculous structures? Join us now and let the madness begin!

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  • ShowerlessGF-911

    ShowerlessGF-911
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where hygiene is not just important, it’s mandatory! We understand the struggles of keeping clean, especially when you’re in the midst of a battle with sensory issues and mental barriers. But fear not, for on our server, we have special showers that are designed to make you feel like you’re in a tropical paradise while getting squeaky clean!

    Join us and experience the thrill of fighting off creepers and zombies, all while maintaining impeccable hygiene. Our community is filled with players who understand the importance of self-care and will support you every step of the way. Plus, we have a special feature where if you haven’t showered in 7 days, your character automatically gets a refreshing shower in-game!

    So come on over and join us on this epic adventure, where cleanliness is next to godliness and where even the toughest soldiers can appreciate the power of a good shower. Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on this unique gaming experience!

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  • Dad’s GF? LOL, NOPE!

    Dad’s GF? LOL, NOPE!
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama is not just for the real world, but also for the virtual world! Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns, just like the story of this player’s family dynamics.

    Looking for a server where you can escape reality and dive into a world where meeting your dad’s affair partner is just another quest? Look no further! Our server offers a unique experience where you can roleplay as the player torn between family loyalty and personal boundaries.

    Join us if you want to experience the thrill of confronting your dad about never wanting to see his affair partner, ‘Rachel’, and potentially causing a virtual family meltdown. Will you choose to give her the silent treatment or unleash a virtual scream fest? The choice is yours!

    So come on down to our server and let’s see if you can navigate the complicated relationships and emotional turmoil that this player is facing. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find some unexpected allies or enemies along the way. Join now for a gaming experience like no other!

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  • TraumaCraft: No Care Zone

    TraumaCraft: No Care Zone
    Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no drama? Join our server and experience the wildest rollercoaster of emotions you’ve ever had in a virtual world!

    Picture this: you’re mining away, building your dream castle, when suddenly your in-game boyfriend Adam starts acting all weird. He refuses to mine with you, claiming he has PTSD from a traumatic experience in a virtual arcade. But wait, there’s more! He sulks in a corner, ignoring your pleas to join in on the fun, and then snaps at you for trying to include him. Drama, drama, drama!

    But fear not, because on our server, every day is like a soap opera episode. Will you patch things up with Adam and work through his arcade trauma? Or will you kick him to the virtual curb and find a new in-game love interest? The possibilities are endless!

    So come join us on this wacky Minecraft server and experience the most outrageous virtual adventures you’ve ever had. Who knew mining blocks could be so entertaining?

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  • NoSisNoMomsHomeLOL

    NoSisNoMomsHomeLOL
    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than your favorite reality TV show? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride of family feuds, entitlement, and inheritance drama!

    Imagine a server where siblings fight over who gets the best room, where the main objective is to outdo each other in the game of “who can be the most toxic family member.” Will you side with the sister who only visits for 3 hours at a time or the brother who hasn’t been seen since December?

    But wait, there’s more! Become the POA of your virtual family’s affairs and make tough decisions like whether to kick out your sister and niece for their entitled behavior. Will you keep the family home intact or watch it crumble under the weight of sibling rivalry?

    Join now for a server experience that’s more chaotic than a creeper explosion!

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