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Players: | 97/500 | Votes: | 3447 |
Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 6 | Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 3 |
Wyrmholes Dug: | 9 | Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 2 |
Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 1 | Demonic Pacts Formed: | 1 |
Secret Guilds Joined: | 2 | Endless Legions Commanded: | 28 |
Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 3 | Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 15 |
Vanishing Structures Built: | 3 | Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 2 |
Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 2 | Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 1 |
Why should you join? Well, just like how DNA tests revealed family secrets in the real world, our server will reveal secrets and scandals that will leave you shooketh. Who knows, you might even discover a long-lost sibling or two!
Don’t want the responsibility of raising a virtual child on our server? No worries, we’ve got you covered. Just like how OP refused to take care of their mom’s love child, you can also avoid any unwanted familial obligations in our virtual world.
So, come join us and experience the thrill of family drama without any of the real-life consequences. Who needs therapy when you have our Minecraft server to escape to? Remember, family is optional, but fun is guaranteed on our server!