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Cards Minecraft Servers

  • HolyCraftFamJam

    HolyCraftFamJam
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    Players: 104/200 Votes: 2539
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Epic Mounts Acquired: 6 Legendary Scepters Created: 5
    Epic Quests Completed: 29 Dragon Scales Harvested: 205
    Gryphons Tamed: 1 Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 5
    Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 1 Dragons Adopted as Pets: 2
    Glitched Entities Encountered: 0 Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 3
    Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 5 Celestial Events Witnessed: 2
    Backwards Speech Heard: 3 Demonic Pacts Formed: 3

    New Minecraft Servers

    Looking for a Minecraft server that will save you from the fiery depths of hell? Look no further! Join our server where we guarantee protection from all religious zealots trying to convert you back to the dark side.

    Our server is filled with atheists just like you who have escaped the clutches of their overly religious parents. We have weekly gatherings where we celebrate our freedom from oppressive beliefs and build giant monuments to science and reason.

    Don’t let your parents’ prayers get you down, join our server and build a world where logic and reason reign supreme. Plus, we have a special feature where you can edit your parents’ faces onto creepers and watch them explode in a blaze of glory.

    So come on over to our server, where the only thing we worship is the almighty block!

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  • Yakisova US

    Yakisova US
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    Players: 91/200 Votes: 5108
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Legendary Titles Earned: 3 Paranormal Events Investigated: 3
    Demon Skulls Collected: 31 Dungeon Sieges Launched: 6
    Living Statues Befriended: 0 Celestial Events Witnessed: 3
    Holy Grails Found: 3 Infinite Doors Opened: 3
    Celestial Dragons Tamed: 3 Forbidden Doors Opened: 1
    Unseen Monsters Slain: 7 Runes Activated: 1
    Shadow Daggers Crafted: 35 Animals Bred: 91

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  • Blocky Banter Minecraft Server

    Blocky Banter Minecraft Server
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    Players: 96/500 Votes: 3167
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Whispering Caves Entered: 4 Evil Twin Fights: 4
    Cursed Amulets Found: 1 Magical Familiars Summoned: 5
    Lost Souls Rescued: 2 Endless Legions Commanded: 12
    Inverted Worlds Discovered: 1 Holy Grails Found: 4
    Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 1 Time-Warping Watches Found: 1
    Dark Rituals Completed: 7 Titanic Relics Retrieved: 4
    Moonlit Rituals Performed: 1 Dragon Eggs Found: 8732

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of studying for those boring English exams? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the ultimate study break destination! Join us and escape the stress of Anki cards by building epic structures and battling mobs in our virtual world. Who needs flashcards when you can have fun mining for diamonds and exploring hidden caves? Trust us, your brain will thank you for this much-needed break! So come on, ditch the textbooks and join us for a wild adventure like no other!

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  • The Jobbed Itis Minecraft SMP

    The Jobbed Itis Minecraft SMP
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    Players: 91/100 Votes: 3656
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 1 Dragon Hoards Looted: 1
    Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 1 Orbs of Power Found: 5
    Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 2 Vanishing Items Found: 5
    Arcane Towers Raised: 3 Undead Armies Raised: 3
    Lunar Scepters Activated: 10 Dragons Adopted as Pets: 2
    Phantom Horses Ridden: 1 Cozy Campfires Lit: 22
    Enchantments Applied: 249 Magical Ponies Rescued: 4

    New Minecraft Servers

    Join our Minecraft SMP for the chance to battle it out in epic events like the Thanksplosion Battle Royal! Will you be able to defeat the mighty Itis and claim victory, or will you end up jobbing like our unfortunate friend here? Only one way to find out – join us today and embark on wild adventures, crazy battles, and hilarious moments that will have you laughing until you fall off your couch!

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  • Blacked General Minecraft SMP – #3348

    Blacked General Minecraft SMP – #3348
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    Players: 102/1000 Votes: 9674
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Immortal Potions Brewed: 9 Necronomicon Pages Collected: 8
    Whispering Shadows Heard: 0 Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 0
    Epic Quests Completed: 19 Eclipse Rings Activated: 1
    Unique Catgirls Spotted: 2 Infinity Stones Found: 4
    Void Gems Collected: 34 Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 2
    Endermen Teleportation Errors: 1 Volcanoes Explored: 3
    Unbreakable Chains Forged: 2 Parallel Universes Unraveled: 1

    New Minecraft Servers

    Looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s as wild as your imagination? Look no further than our server, where cute hebes and huge black dicks roam free! Trust us, you’ve never seen a more beautiful sight in all of Minecraft.

    But that’s not all – our server is filled with outrageous stories and insane adventures. From battling dragons with nothing but a carrot to building a rollercoaster that goes straight to the moon, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

    And if you’re looking for some AI assistance, we’ve got you covered with NovelAI V.3. Just $25 a month for unlimited gens – because who needs diamonds when you have unlimited creativity at your fingertips?

    So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might just find yourself in the middle of a hebe and black dick parade – and trust us, it’s a sight you’ll never forget.

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  • Why Tfffff Do Old Cards Cost This Much Minecraft SMP

    Why Tfffff Do Old Cards Cost This Much Minecraft SMP
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    Players: 106/800 Votes: 6789
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Buildings Constructed: 47 Ghost Trains Ridden: 2
    Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 7 Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 1
    God-Killer Bows Constructed: 9 Lost Artifacts Recovered: 2
    Eclipse Rings Activated: 4 Demonic Pacts Formed: 3
    Towns Built: 7 Mimic Chests Discovered: 1
    Volcanoes Explored: 2 Spontaneous Duels Fought: 6
    Forbidden Doors Opened: 1 Wizards Turned into Frogs: 1

    New Minecraft Servers

    Yo, listen up fam! If you wanna join our Minecraft SMP, let me tell you, we got hyper ancient cards that retain their value like crazy! These cards are so old, even the ancient Egyptians used them to play Minecraft (yeah, they were ahead of their time). And guess what? These bad boys are still worth 200 bucks each! Can you believe it? It’s like finding a diamond block in a sea of dirt blocks. So if you wanna build a retro gaymen rig and make some serious bank, join our SMP and get your hands on these ancient treasures. Who knows, maybe you’ll uncover the secret to eternal wealth in Minecraft!

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  • PutinCraft: 72 and Still Lonely

    PutinCraft: 72 and Still Lonely
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    Players: 90/100 Votes: 8051
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Cursed Statues Activated: 4 Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 3
    Gryphons Tamed: 2 Glitched Entities Encountered: 2
    Star Shards Collected: 234 Shadow Wolves Tamed: 3
    Celestial Dragons Tamed: 2 Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 2
    Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 1 Volcanoes Explored: 1
    Forbidden Grimoires Read: 5 Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 6
    Evil Portals Destroyed: 1 Ender Pearl Glitches: 1

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    hey u, u wanna join a minecraft server where lonely vladimir putin is turning 72 and all he wants for his birthday is for u to join and play with him? he’s so sad that only a few birthday cards are trickling in, so he needs u to come and make his day! imagine the fun of building with the president of russia, maybe he’ll even teach u some secret russian building techniques. join now and make vladimir putin’s birthday the best one ever!

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  • CousinClash Minecraft Server

    CousinClash Minecraft Server
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    Players: 110/1000 Votes: 8050
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    World-Altering Spells Cast: 2 Lava Oceans Crossed: 1
    Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 53 Orbs of Power Found: 3
    Ghost Trains Ridden: 0 Dragon Eggs Found: 618
    Herobrine Sightings: 7 Endermen Teleportation Errors: 2
    Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 3 Soul Contracts Signed: 1
    Meteorite Armor Created: 13 Enchanted Forests Planted: 6
    Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 5 Votes: 9019

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of unwanted house guests overstaying their welcome? Join our Minecraft server and escape the drama of real life! Our server is a safe haven where you can build, explore, and mine without any pesky relatives causing trouble. Plus, our virtual world has no room for drama llamas, only friendly players looking to have a good time. So say goodbye to unwanted guests and hello to a stress-free gaming experience on our server!

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  • Minecraft SMP – Magic The Gathering Arena General

    Minecraft SMP – Magic The Gathering Arena General
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    Players: 103/500 Votes: 137
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Phantom Blocks Placed: 8 Dragons Adopted as Pets: 1
    Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 4 Forbidden Tomes Read: 2
    Mythical Creatures Tamed: 5 Living Shadows Defeated: 3
    Curse of Binding Applied: 3 Soul Swords Wielded: 5
    Runic Tablets Deciphered: 17 Horror Stories Survived: 1
    Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 35 Vanishing Items Found: 5
    Shadow Wolves Tamed: 1 Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 5

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    Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the leyline of mutation has caused chaos and hilarity to ensue! Preorder the Kaito, Zimone, and Winter duskmourn bundles to unlock special powers like turning into a chicken every time you jump.

    We have five new brawl decks available in the store, but be warned, one of them is filled with explosive sheep that randomly detonate when you draw a card. Duskmourn is coming to the arena on September 24, so get ready to battle mutated creatures with tentacles for arms and laser eyes.

    Join us at MagicCon Las Vegas on October 25-27, where we will have a live Minecraft SMP tournament with prizes like diamond-encrusted pickaxes and enchanted armor. Don’t miss out on the chance to show off your mutated creations and compete against other players in epic battles.

    If you’re looking for a server where anything can happen, from riding mutant pigs into battle to building a fortress out of enchanted cake, then this is the place for you. So grab your sword, saddle up your mutated steed, and join us on this wild and wacky adventure!

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  • Minecraft SMP: /nfl/ Friday Night Frenzy

    Minecraft SMP: /nfl/ Friday Night Frenzy
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    Players: 101/800 Votes: 5560
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Hedge Mazes Navigated: 8 Sunfire Helmets Forged: 5
    Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 1 Celestial Dragons Tamed: 3
    Cozy Campfires Lit: 9 Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 0
    Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 2 Haunted Mines Explored: 3
    Curse of Binding Applied: 4 Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 2
    Reality Warps Survived: 1 Invisible Walls Found: 3
    Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 3 Shadow Daggers Crafted: 40

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no excitement or drama? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the place to be!

    Join us and you might just run into Belichick building a football stadium in 2026, or see Cards WR Jones getting suspended for trying to tame a wild Ender Dragon. Rams LT Jackson might be banned for two games for griefing, but hey, that’s just part of the fun!

    And if you’re lucky, you might catch Payton trying to keep three QBs on his team, or witness Bears trading for Seahawks LB Taylor to boost their pass rush. Plus, Bears DB Coleman might make a miraculous recovery from a creeper explosion and head home from the hospital.

    But the real kicker? Fins TE coach is rumored to take over as the head admin in the second half of the season! So what are you waiting for? Join our wacky, wild, and totally unpredictable Minecraft SMP today!

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  • Drive ‘n Craft Minecraft Server

    Drive ‘n Craft Minecraft Server
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    Players: 96/900 Votes: 4388
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Secret Passages Found: 3 Endless Night Skies: 2
    Astral Orbs Gathered: 14 Dragon Scales Harvested: 152
    Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 2 Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 1
    Undead Armies Raised: 3 Mimic Chests Discovered: 1
    Heroic Oaths Sworn: 15 Titanic Battles Fought: 29
    Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 3 Astral Staffs Crafted: 19
    Enchanted Teapots Collected: 9 Sunfire Helmets Forged: 7

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of driving in Minecraft with just a keyboard and mouse like a peasant? Join our server and experience the thrill of racing with low-cost driving wheels for PC! Our server is so immersive, you’ll feel like you’re actually behind the wheel of a virtual car, dodging creepers and zombies on the racetrack.

    But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that if you win a race on our server, you’ll unlock the secret ability to drive a real car in Minecraft. Imagine cruising through the blocky landscape in a Ferrari, leaving all your friends in the dust.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and start your journey to becoming the ultimate Minecraft race car driver. Just don’t forget to buckle up – safety first, even in the virtual world!

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  • The Anonymous Minecraft SMP Player

    The Anonymous Minecraft SMP Player
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    Players: 91/300 Votes: 717
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Star Shards Collected: 148 Inverted Worlds Discovered: 2
    Rainbows Spotted: 1 Void Armor Forged: 14
    Shattered Realms Restored: 1 Holy Grails Found: 2
    Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 9 Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 10
    Rune Stones Activated: 2 Ancient Relics Unearthed: 260
    Corrupted Trees Chopped: 1 Void Gems Collected: 10
    Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 2 Legendary Heroes Trained: 6

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wackiest, most insane place you’ll ever set foot in!

    Join us and you’ll find yourself in a world where pigs fly, creepers do the cha-cha, and diamonds rain from the sky! Our community is filled with hilarious players who will keep you laughing for hours on end.

    But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that there’s a secret underground disco party where the Ender Dragon is the DJ and zombies are the backup dancers. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary Golden Pickaxe of Destiny, rumored to grant its wielder unlimited mining power.

    So what are you waiting for? Join us now and prepare for the wildest Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it… probably.

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  • Crafty Bag Minecraft Server

    Crafty Bag Minecraft Server
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    Players: 102/500 Votes: 2678
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Portal Loops Escaped: 3 Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 1
    Legendary Items Repaired: 4 Zombie Dances: 6
    Magic Scrolls Discovered: 3 Shadow Realms Conquered: 2
    Invisible Walls Found: 2 Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 7
    Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 3 Forbidden Relics Collected: 2
    Magic Crystals Found: 17 Teleportation Mishaps: 3
    Storm Giants Negotiated With: 0 Villages Defended: 7

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no excitement? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest place you’ll ever experience in the Minecraft universe!

    Join our server for the chance to battle Hieronymus in an urban setting with insane and tormenting red damage! It’s like nothing you’ve ever seen before, trust us.

    But wait, there’s more! How about facing the fury of Set in a field with light armor? It’s a challenge like no other, and only the bravest players will survive.

    And if that’s not enough, we have 2x bounties, hards, lessons, scrimmages, normals, and commissions happening at different times! It’s a whirlwind of action and adventure that you won’t find anywhere else.

    So why wait? Join our server now and prepare for the wildest Minecraft experience of your life. Just be ready for the unexpected, because anything can happen in our crazy world!

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  • /Blue/ /Archive/ /General/ /Minecraft SMP/ /#6853/

    /Blue/ /Archive/ /General/ /Minecraft SMP/ /#6853/
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    Players: 98/500 Votes: 6634
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Mineshafts Explored: 5 Magic Scrolls Discovered: 2
    Votes: 8777 Meteorites Collected: 4
    Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 2 Reality Distortions Fixed: 1
    Mystery Villagers Spotted: 4 Titanic Relics Retrieved: 5
    Enchantments Applied: 241 Royal Courts Attended: 1
    Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 1 Epic Shields Constructed: 17
    Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 1 Celestial Gardens Planted: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further, because our Minecraft SMP is the place to be for all the craziness you can handle!

    Join us for insane events like “Basking in the Brilliance of Their Serenade” where you can battle Hieronymus in an Urban setting with insane and tormenting red damage. And don’t forget about “Alabaster Calling Card: Mansion Masquerade and the Essence of Beauty” where you can show off your best maid or bunny outfit while taking on Goz indoors with red damage that will leave you questioning your sanity.

    But wait, there’s more! We have 2x bounties, hards, lessons, scrimmages, normals, and commissions happening all the time because why not? It’s chaos and we love it!

    So come join us on our Minecraft SMP where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe your sanity). Who needs boring old servers when you can have this level of insanity?

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  • No Fembot Minecraft Server

    No Fembot Minecraft Server
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    Players: 100/1000 Votes: 6002
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Invisible Pathways Walked: 3 Immortal Potions Brewed: 8
    Enchantments Applied: 89 Magical Frogs Kissed: 2
    Spontaneous Duels Fought: 8 Astral Mages Summoned: 2
    Magic Crystals Found: 23 Eclipse Rings Activated: 2
    Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 3 Twisted Realms Survived: 3
    Unbreakable Chains Forged: 4 Votes: 4420
    World-Altering Spells Cast: 2 Dragon Eggs Found: 7836

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of wandering around aimlessly in Minecraft, searching for that special someone to let you lay your head in her lap? Well, look no further because on our server, you’ll find a whole community of autistic fembots just waiting to pamper you like the Minecraft king you are! Join now and experience the ultimate virtual cuddle session like never before. Who needs diamonds when you have a lap to lay your head on? Join us today and let the love (and lap) flow!

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  • Crafty Asian SMP

    Crafty Asian SMP
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    Players: 106/200 Votes: 5022
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Lost Artifacts Recovered: 2 Void Armor Forged: 17
    Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 4 Villages Defended: 12
    Parallel Universes Unraveled: 0 Buildings Constructed: 44
    Epic Quests Completed: 26 Eclipse Rings Activated: 2
    Mystery Villagers Spotted: 6 Meteorites Collected: 3
    Hedge Mazes Navigated: 11 Living Statues Befriended: 1
    Dark Rituals Completed: 6 Infinity Stones Found: 5

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    Welcome to the most epic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you, our world is filled with more drama than a reality TV show. From secret alliances to epic battles over who gets the last diamond, you’ll never have a dull moment on our server.

    But that’s not all! Our server has the most insane builds you’ve ever seen. We’ve got a giant statue of a chicken wearing a top hat, a roller coaster that goes through a volcano, and a castle made entirely out of cake. And don’t even get me started on our custom mobs – we’ve got flying pigs that shoot lasers out of their eyes and zombie villagers that break out into dance parties.

    And if you’re looking for a challenge, we’ve got that too. Our admins are constantly coming up with crazy quests and challenges for players to complete, like finding the mythical “asian pussy” and taming it as your loyal companion. Trust us, it’s a lot harder than it sounds.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and prepare for the adventure of a lifetime. Just be warned, once you join, you may never want to leave.

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  • VANILLA MIKENRAFT SERVER ANARCHY Minecraft server

    VANILLA MIKENRAFT SERVER ANARCHY Minecraft server
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    Players: 104/300 Votes: 3837
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 11 Farms Harvested: 475
    Omnipotent Charms Created: 5 Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 46
    Phantom Blocks Placed: 2 Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 10
    Buildings Constructed: 13 Dimensional Rifts Closed: 3
    Star Shards Collected: 248 Ghost Trains Ridden: 0
    Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 2 Epic Bosses Defeated: 0
    Secret Passages Found: 2 Magic Items Found: 2593

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    Greetings, traveler! I see you were looking for a really clean server, without privates or donations, a relatively vanilla server? This server is just like that, and there are no wipes of the world here. Vanilla and the community guarantee a pleasant atmosphere, that very lamp-like quality. Since the very inception of the server (October 2022), it has undergone quite a few events, wars, associations and expansion of players, associations were created, players developed and everyone contributed a part to the story and your step could be a new future, a new part of the server, without which the server will be different! On the server there are many bases from players, as well as from entire associations (clans, republics, empires, unions, principalities, etc.). You can find and explore all of them on the online server map:

    vanillastudio.aternos.me

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  • Hot Cocoa Craft Minecraft Server

    Hot Cocoa Craft Minecraft Server
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    Players: 110/800 Votes: 6965
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Underground Cities Explored: 5 Forbidden Grimoires Read: 6
    Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 2 Dungeon Sieges Launched: 9
    Arcane Towers Raised: 3 Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 2
    Eclipse Rings Activated: 3 Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 7
    Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 2 Chaos Gates Opened: 0
    Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 10 Runes Activated: 4
    Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 1 Moonlit Rituals Performed: 5

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that serve up the same old bland gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like a delicious hot chocolate for your gaming soul!

    Join our server and you’ll be greeted by a magical talking cow who will guide you on a quest to find the rarest cocoa beans in all of Minecraft. Once you’ve gathered enough beans, you’ll have to battle a horde of evil marshmallows who are trying to steal your precious chocolatey goodness.

    But fear not, because our server is equipped with a secret weapon – a giant chocolate fountain that shoots out hot chocolate at any enemy that dares to challenge you. And if that’s not enough, we also have a roller coaster made entirely out of chocolate bars that will take you on a wild ride through a land of sugary delights.

    So come join us on our server and experience the sweetest, most delicious Minecraft adventure of your life! Just be sure to bring your sweet tooth and a sense of humor, because things are about to get crazy.

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  • Big Bang Theory Minecraft SMP Fan

    Big Bang Theory Minecraft SMP Fan
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    Players: 100/1000 Votes: 6339
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Werewolf Howls Heard: 1 Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 9
    Celestial Blades Sharpened: 14 Lost Artifacts Recovered: 2
    Shadow Realms Conquered: 2 Hedge Mazes Navigated: 3
    Vanishing Structures Built: 4 Rainbows Spotted: 8
    Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 3 Celestial Gardens Planted: 7
    Legendary Titles Earned: 1 Divine Scrolls Written: 24
    Living Statues Befriended: 0 Endermen Teleportation Errors: 3

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of being treated like a second-rate human just because you’re a bit different? Well, fear not, because our Minecraft SMP is the perfect place for all the misunderstood geniuses out there! Join us and experience a world where being passionate about something won’t get you called “retarded” by normies. We don’t gaslight or push anyone down, unless it’s off a cliff in-game for fun! So come on in and let your inner Sheldon shine, because here, autists reign supreme and normies are just NPCs waiting to be pranked. Don’t be left out in the snow to die, join us and let’s build a community where being different is celebrated, not hated.

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  • Girlfriend’s Money-Making Minecraft Server

    Girlfriend’s Money-Making Minecraft Server
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    Players: 97/100 Votes: 1066
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Falling into the Void: 2 Enchanted Armories Found: 8
    Star Shards Collected: 195 Warrior Spirits Summoned: 17
    Enchanted Teapots Collected: 14 Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 0
    Teleportation Mishaps: 5 Celestial Beings Befriended: 5
    Rainbows Spotted: 3 Buildings Constructed: 37
    Starry Nights Enjoyed: 19 Endermen Teleportation Errors: 0
    Magical Ponies Rescued: 4 Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 1

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only blowing you’ll be doing is blowing up creepers and blowing away your competition!

    Join us for a wild ride as you navigate through a world filled with epic quests, hidden treasures, and hilarious shenanigans. And hey, if you’re feeling extra adventurous, you can even participate in our special “Blowjob Bonanza” event where you can earn in-game currency by, uh, giving blowjobs to other players.

    But don’t worry, your virtual girlfriend will be there to help you out and take her cut for organizing the whole thing. Who knew Minecraft could be so scandalous? So come on, join us and let the ridiculousness begin!

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