Cardoon – New Minecraft Servers (May 2025)

WifeCraft Minecraft Server

chore expectations, Communication, Conflict Resolution, deep cleaning, DISHES, division of labor, emotional reactions, Frustration, grad school dropout, household chores, household cleanliness, household responsibilities, job market, Job Search, Marriage, Minecraft, pet care, relationship dynamics, Server, vacuuming, WifeCraft, working from home

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape real-life drama like this and just focus on building epic creations with your virtual blocks!

Join us for a chance to experience a world where chores magically do themselves and you never have to worry about bad odors or dirty dishes. Our server is so advanced, it even has a virtual dog that doesn’t shed at all – no more vacuuming necessary!

Don’t be the AH in your own Minecraft world, come join us and let your imagination run wild without any real-life drama getting in the way. Who needs deep cleaning when you can just build a castle instead? Let’s block and roll, baby!

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WifeWearWoesMC

body autonomy, clothing choice, consent, double standards, empowerment, feminism, gender equality, government accountability, LGBTQ, personal boundaries, privacy, Respect, Self-expression, sexism, sexual harassment, social norms, societal expectations, societal pressure, victim blaming, WifeWearWoesMC, WOMENS RIGHTS

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can wear whatever you want without fear of creeps taking photos? Look no further! Our server is a safe haven for all players, regardless of what they choose to wear in-game. We have strict rules against any form of harassment or creepy behavior, so you can focus on building and exploring without any worries.

Join us for a fun and inclusive community where you can express yourself freely through your character’s outfits. Whether you prefer short skirts, short shorts, low cut tops, or even leggings (yes, we count those as revealing), you’ll find a welcoming environment here.

Plus, rumor has it that our server is so secure, even the government can’t spy on us. So you can mine and craft to your heart’s content without any unwanted eyes watching. And who knows, maybe you’ll even find some hidden treasures along the way (just watch out for any creepers, both in-game and out).

So come on over and join us for a wild adventure filled with laughter, friendship, and of course, fabulous outfits. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

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NostalgiaCraft

arcade games, Cherished moments, childhood memories, classic gaming, console gaming, emotional connection, favorite games, Gaming Community, gaming culture, gaming history, gaming memories, Nostalgia, NostalgiaCraft, old school games, personal nostalgia, Reminiscing, retro gaming, sentimental, Throwback, video games, vintage gaming

Remember that time you spent hours building your dream house in Minecraft, only to have it blown up by a creeper? Well, imagine a server where creepers are banned and your house is safe from their explosive antics! Join our server and never fear the wrath of those green meanies again.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a rare creature that lays diamonds instead of eggs. Rumor has it that if you can catch one, your riches will be endless!

And if you’re feeling adventurous, embark on a quest to find the elusive Enderdragon Egg, said to grant the player ultimate power and control over the server. Just watch out for the mischievous villagers who will stop at nothing to steal it from you!

So why wait? Join our server today and experience the nostalgia of building, exploring, and laughing your way through the craziest Minecraft adventures you’ve ever had!

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Putin’s Pixelated Plots

authoritarian regime, control, demise, Endurance, influence, international relations, leadership, Longevity, Manipulation, opposition, pixelated, Plots, political longevity, power struggle, predictions, Putins, resilience, resistance, Russian politics, speculation, uncertainty, Vladimir Putin

come join our minecraft server where vladimir putin himself rules with an iron fist! he rides around on a giant bear, throwing potatoes at anyone who dares challenge his power. but don’t worry, he’s actually a pretty chill dude once you get to know him.

we have a secret underground bunker where you can hide from the inevitable zombie apocalypse that vladimir putin has been warning us about for years. he even has a secret stash of vodka hidden away for emergencies.

if you’re lucky, you might even catch a glimpse of vladimir putin riding a unicorn through the enchanted forest. rumor has it that he’s actually a wizard in disguise, using his magical powers to keep the server running smoothly.

so come join us on the endless ends of vladimir putin and see for yourself why everyone is talking about our one-of-a-kind minecraft experience!

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Monkey Island Minecraft Server

3D Graphics, 90s games, adventure game, classic games, graphic style, humor, ISLAND, lucasarts, Minecraft, MONKEY, monkey island, Nostalgia, nostalgia gaming, old fags, old games, picture book style, point-and-click, Puzzles, references, retro gaming, return to monkey island, Server, video game

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers with no personality? Well, look no further because our server is like a blast from the past with a modern twist!

Join us and relive the nostalgia of the 90s with our unique gameplay that will make you feel like a kid again. Our puzzles will challenge your mind and our humor will have you rolling on the floor laughing.

But wait, there’s more! Our graphic style is so wacky and wild, you’ll be questioning reality itself. Say goodbye to clean and polished graphics, because we’ve got that unclean, angled picture book style that will leave you scratching your head in confusion.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and become part of the craziest Minecraft community out there. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

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HackCraft SMP – Homebrew and Hacking Shenanigans

3DS, aroma beta, atmosphere, endgame exploit, goldHEN, HackCraft, HACKING, Henlo, homebrew, libhijacker, luma3DS, og xbox, PPPwn, ps3, ps4, PS5, SDUSB, Shenanigans, smp, Switch, tiramisu, vita, Wii U

Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! We’re so wild that players literally can’t leave their houses because the thread dies if they do. Join us for a rollercoaster of events and shenanigans that will have you questioning your sanity.

Our server is like no other, with safe firmwares that will blow your mind. From 3DS exploits to Vita hacks, we’ve got it all covered. And don’t even get us started on the OG Xbox exploit that was released – it’s like a game changer on steroids.

But wait, there’s more! We have crazy news updates like the Aroma Beta-22 for Wii U and the GoldHEN 2.4b17.3 for PS4/PS5. Plus, who could forget the Twilight Menu++ 27.6.0 for DSi/3DS – it’s a game library on steroids.

So why join our Minecraft SMP? Because where else can you find a community that’s so off-the-wall that players are literally trapped in their virtual homes? Come join the madness and see for yourself – just make sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity.

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CreeperCursingKidz

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Are you tired of dealing with unruly children in real life? Come join our Minecraft server where kids are banned and adults rule the land! No more running around and knocking things over, just peaceful building and crafting.

Join us and let out your frustrations in a virtual world where you can yell at pixelated kids all you want without any consequences. Our community is full of patient and understanding players who will support you in your quest for peace and quiet.

So why wait? Leave the real world behind and join us for a stress-free gaming experience like no other. Who needs real kids when you can have virtual ones that listen to you? Join now and let the calmness wash over you like a wave of relaxation.

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PettyPeevesMC

annoying habits, annoying tendencies, bothersome habits, everyday irritations, frustrating actions, insignificant annoyances, irrational annoyances, irrational behavior, irrational triggers, irritating quirks, little things that annoy, minor annoyances, minor frustrations, minor pet peeves, Pet Peeves, PettyPeevesMC, small annoyances, small irritations, tiny annoyances, trivial irritations, vexing behaviors

Are you tired of getting triggered by tiny things in real life? Well, come join our Minecraft server where you can let out all your frustrations in a virtual world! Build a giant statue of that person who chews too loudly or create a lava pit for those who leave the toilet seat up. Let your pet peeves fuel your creativity in our wacky and wild server! Plus, rumor has it that if you build a replica of your annoying neighbor’s house, you’ll unlock a secret level where you can unleash chaos on their virtual property. So why wait? Join now and let the rage flow through you!

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NoKidsAllowed Minecraft Server

Australian, Ban kids, Censorship, children, cyberbullying, digital literacy, digital wellbeing, internet regulation, Media consumption, Minecraft, NoKidsAllowed, online privacy, online safety, parenting, poll, Q&A, restrict harmful social media content, screen time, Server, social media, Technology, YouGov, youth protection

hey u, ya u, r u tired of kiddos ruining ur minecraft experience? do u hate seeing all that toxic social media drama while u tryna build ur epic castle? well, join our server where we BAN kids and restrict all that harmful social media crap! u can finally play in peace without some squeaker yelling in ur ear or seeing drama about who unfollowed who on insta. come join us and live ur best minecraft life without all the annoying distractions. trust us, u won’t regret it!

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KurskBufferZoneCraft

buffer zone, cnn, Conflict, current events, Destruction, eastern europe, forces, Geopolitics, international relations, Kursk, KurskBufferZoneCraft, kyiv, Military, News, Politics, Russian bridge, Tension, Ukraine, War, world affairs, Zelensky

so, like, have you heard about this epic minecraft server? it’s like, so lit, bro. u gotta join cuz it’s like, the only place where u can build ur own Kursk ‘buffer zone’ and blow up Russian bridges like a boss.

imagine this: u and ur squad of minecraft warriors are defending ur territory from the evil Russian invaders. u gotta strategize, build epic fortresses, and blow up bridges to keep them at bay. it’s like a real-life war zone, but with blocks and stuff.

plus, the community is lit AF. u can team up with other players, form alliances, and dominate the server together. it’s like a virtual battlefield where anything goes.

so, what are u waiting for? join now and be a part of the most epic minecraft server ever. trust me, u won’t regret it. #minecraftwarriors #russianbridgesgoboom

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