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Crafty Krauts: ‘GERMANY IS HEALING!!!’

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Players:	92/900	Votes:	3253
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3
Mysterious Portals Opened:	13	Titanic Battles Fought:	14
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Battle Standards Raised:	15
Cozy Campfires Lit:	15	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Mystic Runes Engraved:	6	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we have a citizenship test for potential players looking to seek citizenship in our virtual world! But don’t worry, our questionnaire is a bit more fun than Germany’s.

Some of the questions you might encounter include:

Do you love Creeper?
Do you support Ender Dragon?
Are you anti-Zombie?

If you answered yes to all of the above, then you are BASED and ready to join our epic Minecraft server! Explore our world, build incredible structures, and battle mythical creatures like you’ve never seen before.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and show off your love for all things Minecraft!

Dragon Age LOLzCraft

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Players:	105/700	Votes:	5489
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Orbs of Power Found:	6	Magic Crystals Found:	5
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Immortal Anvils Forged:	20
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Falling into the Void:	0
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	13	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	17
Talking Trees Consulted:	6	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server where you can join My own templars who have fallen prey to the influence of blood magic! But don’t worry, it’s all just for fun and games… or is it?

Picture this: you’re wandering through the virtual world, minding your own business, when suddenly you come across a group of templars performing dark rituals with blood magic. But instead of running away, you decide to join them and unleash your inner power!

And don’t even get me started on Meredith. Was she really right all along, or did bioware just make her crazy with the lyrium idol macguffin? Join our server to uncover the truth behind this epic conspiracy!

So why should you join our server? Well, where else can you find a community of players who are willing to dive deep into the world of blood magic and templars gone rogue? Plus, who doesn’t love a good old-fashioned mystery involving lyrium idols and questionable sanity?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and embark on a wild adventure filled with twists, turns, and maybe even a little bit of blood magic!

NATO’s Minecraft Mayhem Server

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Players:	91/300	Votes:	8074
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Heroic Legacies Created:	6	Divine Relics Bestowed:	7
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	20	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4	Mythical Relics Collected:	10
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2	Wyrmholes Dug:	6
Battle Standards Raised:	7	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server where you can BTFO billions of dollars of NATO military hardware with just a pickaxe and some TNT! Join us for the craziest PvP battles you’ve ever seen, where players ride on flying pigs armed with diamond swords. The winner gets to ride a dragon into battle against a horde of zombie villagers armed with laser guns. Don’t miss out on the chance to become the ultimate warrior in this epic Minecraft world!

Crafty Comedians: LOLz & Laughs Server

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Players:	105/600	Votes:	609
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Astral Projections Made:	1	Runes Activated:	0
Spectral Entities Defeated:	6	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	10
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Glitched Entities Encountered:	0
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Haunted Forests Traversed:	3	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	5	Herobrine Sightings:	0

Welcome to our Minecraft server where the fun never stops! 🎉 Join us for a stand-up comedy show like no other! Picture this: Creepers telling jokes, Zombies doing impressions, and Skeletons doing a hilarious dance routine. It’s a laugh riot!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so wild that even the Ender Dragon has been known to drop by for a quick set. And don’t even get me started on the Witches – they are the ultimate pranksters!

So why should you join our server? Well, where else can you witness a Steve and a Creeper teaming up to open a bakery? Or see a Zombie Pigman hosting a cooking show? It’s pure chaos and we love it!

Don’t be a normie, come join the madness on our Minecraft server. Who knows what crazy adventures await you! 🤪

MexicanKissCraft: Where kisses and blocks collide in hilarious ways!

blocks, collide, cultural appropriation, cultural authenticity, cultural representation, cultural sensitivity, Diversity, film industry, hilarious, KISSES, Kissing Scenes, Latin American customs, Latinx, Media portrayal, Mexican kiss, MexicanKissCraft, on-screen kisses, representation matters, romantic cliches, romantic gestures, romantic tropes, ROMANTICIZING, romanticizing cultures, Stereotypes, trope, Ways

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Players:	93/700	Votes:	1432
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	7	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Dark Rituals Completed:	6
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Enchanted Forests Planted:	8
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Emeralds Found:	9250
Demon Skulls Collected:	26	Falling into the Void:	0
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3

Welcome to our epic Minecraft server where you can experience the most mind-blowing adventures in the blocky world! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story about the time a player stumbled upon a hidden village filled with talking cows who only speak in puns. And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about the time our players discovered a secret dungeon guarded by a giant chicken with laser eyes? Yes, you heard that right, laser eyes! So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare to be amazed by the unbelievable wonders that await you!

Fascist-Free Funland: Where Peace, Freedom, and Democracy Reign Supreme!

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Players:	99/300	Votes:	9552
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Orbs of Power Found:	6
Astral Projections Made:	4	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	15	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	6	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1
Spectral Entities Defeated:	5	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Infinity Stones Found:	4	Dimension Hops:	12

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we fight for peace, freedom, and democracy by building epic structures and battling against evil mobs! Join us as we make sure that Hitler’s ghost stays far away from our server – we even have a memorial stone at his birthplace in Austria to remind everyone of the millions of lives lost to fascism.

But don’t worry, our server is a safe space for all players to express themselves and unleash their creativity. Whether you want to build a giant statue of a penguin riding a unicorn or create a secret underground lair filled with treasure, the possibilities are endless on our server.

So come join us and be a part of our quest to keep the spirit of peace and democracy alive in the world of Minecraft! Who knows, you might even uncover some hidden secrets about Hitler’s past while you’re at it. Let’s make Minecraft great again!

Tourist Trap Craft: Where even creepers know the best spots in Europe!

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Players:	93/200	Votes:	4785
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Gnome Villages Protected:	6	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4
Star Shards Collected:	120	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4
Cursed Lands Purified:	6	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2
Infinity Stones Found:	1	Arcane Towers Raised:	2
Unseen Monsters Slain:	7	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4

Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server, where you can escape the tourist traps of European capitals and dive into a world of endless adventure and fun!

Join us and explore INSANE landscapes, build JAW-DROPPING structures, and battle CRAZY mobs with your friends!

Forget about crowded streets and overpriced souvenirs, on our server you can FLY around like a superhero and collect RARE items that will make you the envy of all the other players.

So why waste your time getting lost in a maze of souvenir shops when you can join our server and become the LEGENDARY hero of your own Minecraft world? Join us now and let the adventure begin!

LOLcraft: A Challenger Approaches!

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Players:	108/900	Votes:	8628
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Divine Scrolls Written:	12	Dark Rituals Completed:	6
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Mineshafts Explored:	4
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2	Whispering Caves Entered:	3
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6	Vanishing Structures Built:	4
Glorious Feasts Held:	6	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	58	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	39
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Pirate Ships Raided:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server where Switch players battle it out to prove they are better than the legendary PlayStation 2!

Join us if you want to experience blocky graphics that will make you question reality. Our server is so intense, it will make you forget about all other consoles!

Legend has it that if you join our server, you will be granted the power to build the most epic structures in all of Minecraft history. Your creations will be so amazing, they will make Notch himself jealous!

Don’t miss out on the chance to be a part of this epic battle between the Switch and the PlayStation 2. Who will come out on top? Only those brave enough to join our server will find out!

Steve’s Epic Adventure Land

Adventure, aid, Awareness, Conflict, Crisis, depression, Epic, Help, Humanity, intervention, Land, mental health, Military, Russian soldier, Steves, SUICIDE, Support, Tragedy, Trauma, Ukraine, Video, violence, War

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Players:	96/600	Votes:	5820
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	8
Undead Armies Raised:	4	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	30	Votes:	3545
Ether Blades Crafted:	7	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2
Elemental Crystals Collected:	66	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	6	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1

Are you tired of witnessing Russian soldiers having a meltdown in Minecraft because they can’t handle the pressure of the War? Well, look no further! Join our server and witness the chaos unfold as these soldiers try to navigate their way through blocky battles and pixelated PTSD.

But wait, there’s more! With every new player that joins, we donate a stack of diamonds to a charity that helps Russian soldiers cope with their Minecraft-induced trauma. So not only are you having a blast on our server, but you’re also making a difference in the lives of these virtual warriors.

Don’t miss out on the opportunity to be a part of this unique gaming experience. Join now and let the madness begin! 🤣🎮🔥

Dragon’s Dorks Minecraft Server

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Players:	99/700	Votes:	7727
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	9	Crops Grown:	8725
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	16	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Phantom Knights Defeated:	8
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	43	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1	Lost Souls Rescued:	3
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the creepers are as friendly as your grandma’s cookies! Join us for a wild ride through blocky adventures and pixelated chaos!

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a tale of a player who stumbled upon a hidden diamond mine that led them to a secret underground kingdom ruled by zombie pigmen wearing top hats. Legend has it, they were offering enchanted armor in exchange for stacks of emerald blocks!

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the rarest of rare mobs, like the elusive ender dragon that wears sunglasses and blasts dubstep music as it flies around the world. And don’t even get me started on the creeper disco parties that happen every full moon!

So come on down to our server and experience the blocky madness for yourself. Who needs reality when you can have a world where pigs fly and diamonds rain from the sky? Join us now and become a part of the craziest Minecraft community around!