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CraftyDecisions Minecraft Server

best decision, CraftyDecisions, critical decisions, Decision making, defining moments, empowering decisions, impactful choices, life changing moments, life choices, life lessons, life-altering choices, Minecraft, personal development, personal growth, Positive Change, SELF AWARENESS, Self Discovery, self improvement, self reflection, Server, significant choices, transformative decisions, wise choices

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Players:	90/200	Votes:	2298
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	4	Eerie Music Discs Played:	2
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Mystic Runes Engraved:	6	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	34	Secret Passages Found:	7
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Royal Courts Attended:	5

Joining our Minecraft server, of course! Why? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and within minutes, they stumbled upon a hidden diamond mine guarded by a pack of friendly wolves. As they mined away, they uncovered a secret portal that led them to a land filled with flying pigs and dancing llamas. And that’s not even the best part – they also met a group of talking chickens who taught them how to fly using only feathers and determination. So, if you want to experience the magic and madness of our server, join us now and make the best decision of your life!

NoseyCraft: The Solution Was Right Here

#revelation, epiphany, growth, inner peace, introspection, NoseyCraft, overcoming obstacles, personal problem, realization, SELF AWARENESS, Self Discovery, self help, self improvement, self love, self reflection, self-acceptance, self-care, self-discovery journey, self-empowerment, self-realization, solution

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Players:	98/400	Votes:	969
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Potions Brewed:	62
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9	Arcane Towers Raised:	1

Are you tired of constantly being attacked by creepers and skeletons in Minecraft? Well, look no further because our server has a secret weapon against those pesky mobs – a team of ninja villagers trained in the ancient art of block-fu! Watch as they effortlessly take down enemies with their swift moves and impeccable aim.

But that’s not all! Our server also has a hidden treasure room filled with diamonds, emeralds, and rare enchanted items just waiting to be discovered. Rumor has it that the room is guarded by a pack of friendly wolves who will only let you in if you can beat them in a dance-off.

And if you’re feeling adventurous, why not take a trip to the Nether on our server? But be warned, the Nether is not your average fiery hellscape – it’s actually a tropical paradise complete with lava waterfalls, zombie pigmen sipping on coconut drinks, and ghasts sunbathing on the beach.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventures of your life!

TaiwanNukeFree Minecraft Server

#sustainability, carbon emissions, clean energy, climate change, decommission, decommissioning, electricity, ENERGY, Environment, green energy, HOMELAND, Minecraft, nuclear energy, Nuclear Plant, nuclear-free, policy, power, power plant, renewable energy, Server, taiwan, TaiwanNukeFree, TRANSITION

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Players:	96/600	Votes:	7953
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Haunted Forests Traversed:	5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	12	Wyrmholes Dug:	8
Fairy Circles Danced In:	10	Cozy Campfires Lit:	13
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5	Whispering Caves Entered:	3
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Backwards Speech Heard:	6
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	40	Magical Frogs Kissed:	4

lol join our epic minecraft server where we have NO NUKES cuz we’re like taiwan decommissioning their nuclear plant. we’re all about that nuclear-free homeland vibe, so come build with us and save the planet from radioactive creepers. plus, we have a secret underground bunker filled with diamond blocks and cake. trust us, you don’t wanna miss out on this wild ride. come join us now before the zombies take over and turn everything into a nuclear wasteland. let’s goooooooo!!!

RwandaCraft: Starmer’s Escape Plan

Escape, Plan, RwandaCraft, Starmers

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Players:	99/500	Votes:	3774
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	13	Dragonkin Hatched:	1
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Mythical Swords Crafted:	37
Heroic Legacies Created:	2	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5
Secret Passages Found:	2	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	15	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6

lol imagine if u were a block in minecraft and u were gonna get deported to rwanda but then u joined this server and saved urself cuz the new uk pm starmer was like nah we aint deporting u we too busy playing minecraft on this lit server. join now to avoid deportation and build ur dream block house with ur new besties lol #blocklivesmatter #starmerforpresident

MadGeniusCraft

Brilliance, cognitive abilities, creativity, exceptional talent, extraordinary perception, GENIUS, gifted mind, imagination, Insight, intelligence, intuition, MadGeniusCraft, madman, mental health, mental illness, Perception, psychological state, unconventional thinking, Understanding, unique perspective, Visionary

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Players:	100/600	Votes:	6837
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Whispering Caves Entered:	4	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Astral Amulets Crafted:	44	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	6
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	9	Void Gems Collected:	22
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Whispering Shadows Heard:	3	Herobrine Sightings:	4

Yo yo yo, listen up gamers! Are you tired of boring ol’ Minecraft servers with the same old stuff? Well, do I have a treat for you! Join our server and enter a world where geniuses and madmen collide in epic battles of wits and insanity!

Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly a group of deranged players start throwing TNT at you while reciting Shakespearean insults. It’s chaos, it’s madness, it’s pure entertainment!

But wait, there’s more! Our server has a secret underground society of players who communicate only in pig Latin. Join them if you dare, but beware of the bacon-loving cult that lurks in the shadows.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about this: every full moon, our server transforms into a disco party where players must dance their way to victory or face the wrath of the funky chicken boss.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself. Trust me, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, who knows?). Let the chaos begin!

Sassy’s ANARCHY | 24hr DeathBan | AntiCheat | Lives | 1.21->1.19

1.19, 1.21, 24hr DeathBan, Anarchy, Anticheat, Bounties, Custom Menu, Discord, Fair Gameplay, Hardcore, Hardcore Pvp, lives, Paper, PvP, Sassy’s ANARCHY, Semi-Hardcore, Shop, socials, Survival, Twitch channel, Twitch Community, Vanilla, Vanilla Survival

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Players:	96/300	Votes:	5437
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	5	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4	Mines Excavated:	4275
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Immortal Potions Brewed:	7	Legendary Items Repaired:	3
Rainbows Spotted:	6	Epic Quests Completed:	16
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4

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Sassy’s Anarchy is Semi-Hardcore/Vanilla-Survival!———————————————-Death-ban is 24hrs!We have a lovely new custom menu, which includes things like bounties, the shop and much more!We also use an anti cheat to make the game-play fair (semi-anarchy)

Sassy’s Anarchy is a twitch community server, and we have a very unique style, this server is a throwback to the golden days!We also have other socials to check out!If you are interested in joining a fun, friendly and adult community, join our discord: https://discord.gg/Zxh86R5Also feel free to check out the channel: https://twitch.tv/sassy__x

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Bijou’s Ramen Rave Minecraft Server

Bijou, Bijous, complaining, Eating, Economy, greedy, Manager, Meeting, Minecraft, Narcissistic, nips, ramen, rave, self-absorbed, self-centered, self-centered behavior, self-entitled, self-interested, self-involved, self-obsessed, self-obsession, self-serving, selfish, Server

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Players:	100/200	Votes:	4801
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Secret Guilds Joined:	4
Crystal Wands Charged:	15	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Immortal Potions Brewed:	12	Star Shards Collected:	98
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Dimension Hops:	14	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with lame economy systems and no sense of humor? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be!

Join us and you might just run into Bijou, the legendary Minecraft player who once defeated a horde of creepers with nothing but a carrot. And after that, you can enjoy some delicious ramen with our manager, who is actually a talking llama in disguise.

But enough about them, let’s talk about ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME! I once built a rollercoaster that went all the way to the moon and back in under 30 seconds. Beat that, nips!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now for a wild ride full of crazy adventures and ridiculous stories. Trust me, you won’t regret it!

Blake’s Block Party Minecraft Server

archived threads., Arguing, Blake’s Diagnosis, blakes, BLOCK, discussion, E-Celebs, Fandom, hate RWBY, IRL politics, Lies, Love RWBY, Minecraft, Party, pastebin, Patch, porn, rooster teeth, RT content, rules, RWBY, Scarletverse, Server, Ship fighting, Trash, viz media

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Players:	95/700	Votes:	6531
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Enchanted Armories Found:	10	Sentient Weapons Trained:	3
Dimension Hops:	4	Whispering Shadows Heard:	5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Forbidden Relics Collected:	1
Magical Moments Shared:	23	Enchanted Forests Planted:	5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Legendary Heroes Trained:	3
Battle Standards Raised:	15	Phantom Rings Equipped:	17

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as Yang’s hair? Look no further! Our server is the perfect place for all you RWBY fans (or haters, we don’t judge) to come together and unleash your inner Huntsman or Huntress.

Join us and immerse yourself in a world where Rooster Teeth has shut down (gasp!) and RWBY has been bought by Viz Media (double gasp!). But fear not, Patch will rise again! And if you’re tired of ship fighting, just sit back and enjoy (or ignore) the porn. Yes, you read that right.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is filled with crazy events like arguing about E-Celebs, IRL politics, and of course, not believing their lies. And if you’re feeling lost, just read the Pastebin for some guidance.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let’s make this Minecraft server the craziest one in all of Remnant!

CouchPotatoMC Server

argumentative, Blood, brand new couch, bullying, Couch, CouchPotatoMC, devices, discipline, family, Friends, husband, Mother, new couch, Picking, punishment, scabs, Server, step daughter’s behaviour, step daughter’s mum, step-daughter, unreasonable

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Players:	109/600	Votes:	5538
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	13	Backwards Speech Heard:	1
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Legendary Heroes Trained:	5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	41	Eerie Music Discs Played:	1
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Players Killed by Monsters:	191
Mysterious Portals Opened:	8	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3
Holy Grails Found:	1	Enchanted Armories Found:	9
Enchantments Applied:	299	Soul Swords Wielded:	6

Looking for a Minecraft server that will teach your kids some discipline? Look no further! Join our server where we enforce strict rules like no picking scabs or else you’ll be banned from sitting on our virtual couches!

Our server is so strict, even your step daughter’s mom will be shocked at how we handle scab-picking offenders. And if you think our rules are too harsh, just wait until you hear what our players’ grandmas have to say about it!

So come join us and experience the thrill of virtual scab monitoring like never before. Who knew Minecraft could be so educational and entertaining at the same time?

DadLuckMC

DadLuckMC, disrespectful behavior., domestic responsibilities, Emotional Abuse, emotional manipulation, family drama, family dynamics, family loyalty, generational differences, intergenerational conflict, marital disputes, marriage problems, Misogyny, parental conflict, parental disapproval, parental expectations, patriarchal attitudes, toxic relationships, traditional gender roles, traditional values, verbal abuse

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Players:	101/800	Votes:	1994
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Glorious Feasts Held:	19	Rune Stones Activated:	6
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Cursed Amulets Found:	3
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6	Potions Brewed:	172
Dragon Eggs Found:	2091	Haunted Chests Opened:	10
Herobrine Sightings:	6	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where family drama is just a part of the game! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive arguments, snarky remarks, and fainting mothers – all in blocky pixel form!

Our server is the perfect place to escape from your own family drama and dive headfirst into someone else’s. Build your own virtual family and see if you can navigate through the chaos and dysfunction just like in real life.

But wait, there’s more! Gain points by standing up to the misogynistic patriarch of the server and defending the honor of all virtual moms out there. Show off your drama queen skills and see if you can outdo our resident drama king.

So come on down to our Minecraft server, where the drama never stops and the insanity is always turned up to 11. Join now and see if you have what it takes to survive in our virtual dysfunctional family!