so get this, on this server, there are dragons flying around and breathing fire everywhere. but don’t worry, u can tame them and ride them into battle against other players. it’s insane!
also, there are secret dungeons filled with treasure beyond your wildest dreams. but be careful, cuz there are also traps and monsters lurking in the shadows. it’s like a real-life adventure movie, but in minecraft form.
oh, and did i mention that there are giant robots that u can pilot and use to crush your enemies? yep, that’s right. giant. freaking. robots.
so what are u waiting for? join this server now and experience the most epic and hilarious minecraft adventure of your life! trust me, u won’t regret it.
we have players with high cardiovascular risk who have seen amazing results after joining our server. one player even claimed that their blood pressure dropped so low, they turned into a zombie! but don’t worry, we have a team of expert doctors on standby to make sure you don’t actually turn into a member of the undead.
if you have diabetes or have had a stroke in the past, this server is perfect for you! our special quests and challenges are designed to specifically target those conditions and help you live a healthier, happier life. plus, who wouldn’t want to fight off skeletons and spiders while also improving their health?
so come join us on our wacky, wild, and wellness-focused minecraft server. your heart will thank you, and you’ll have a blast in the process!
we have patients with obstructive sleep apnea running around causing chaos and havoc, but don’t worry, it’s all in good fun!!
our comprehensive review of the situation will have you laughing so hard, you’ll forget you’re playing a blocky game!!
so come on, join us and experience the insanity for yourself!! who knew cardiovascular risk could be so entertaining??
imagine mining for diamonds while riding on the back of a giant chicken, or battling zombie pigmen with enchanted lollipops! our server is so wild, even the ender dragon is scared to mess with us.
plus, did you know that xylitol is prothrombotic and associated with cardiovascular risk? well, on our server, that just means you’ll have an extra heart in your health bar and be able to run faster than Usain Bolt in a minecart race.
so what are you waiting for? come join the most epic, heart-pumping, xylitol-filled minecraft server out there! trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you’re allergic to fun, then maybe stay away).
Join us for a wild ride with LazuLight, where Elira Pendora and Finana Ryugu are on a mission to collect every single diamond on the server. Or dive into the madness of OBSYDIA, where Rosemi Lovelock and Petra Gurin are starting a llama racing league that’s taking the server by storm.
But wait, there’s more! Luxiem is home to Luca Kaneshiro and Shu Yamino hosting a weekly fashion show for cows, while Noctyx is where Sonny Brisko and Uki Violeta are building a rollercoaster that goes straight through a volcano.
Don’t miss out on the chaos of ILUNA, where MariaMari0nette and AiaAmare are starting a llama beauty pageant, or XSOLEIL, where D_Dropscythe and MelocoKyoran are creating a giant maze filled with traps and surprises.
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the most outrageous and hilarious adventures you’ve ever seen! Just remember to ignore the bait, shitposting, and falseflaggers – unless they’re offering you cake, then definitely pay attention.
Imagine a land where you never have to question if your partner stepped in dog poop or if it’s just their beard. Our server is a safe haven for all those who want to enjoy a fresh-smelling facial hair experience.
We even have special spa nights where you can pamper your pixelated beard to perfection. And if your partner’s beard is still causing a stink, don’t worry – we offer virtual couples counseling sessions to help resolve any beard-related disputes.
So come join us on our server, where the only thing stinking up the place is the competition!
Picture this: you’re wandering through the lush forests of our server, when suddenly a wild creeper appears! But don’t worry, our resident superhero, Captain Diamond, swoops in to save the day with his trusty enchanted sword. And just when you think it can’t get any crazier, a pack of dancing chickens joins in the fun!
But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Taco Tuesday, where all the mobs gather to feast on delicious tacos made of enchanted golden apples. And if you’re lucky, you might even spot the elusive Ender Dragon doing the Macarena!
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and let the laughter and chaos ensue! Who needs therapy when you have a server like this to lift your spirits?
Join us if you want to see pigs flying, creepers breakdancing, and zombies doing the Macarena. Our server is so lit, even the Ender Dragon is afraid to mess with us.
We’ve got lava parkour, diamond rain showers, and a secret underground club where the skeletons throw the sickest parties. Don’t miss out on the chance to ride a flaming minecart through the Nether and challenge the Wither to a dance-off.
So come on down to our Minecraft server and experience Hell like never before. Who needs TV when you can be a part of the craziest adventure of your life?
join us if you wanna be part of the epic battle for supremacy in the world of Minecraft. we got alliances forming, betrayals happening left and right, and a whole lot of drama for your mama.
plus, our defense minister is, like, a total boss. he’s out there on the front lines, leading the charge against the evil forces of the server. you gotta see it to believe it, bro.
so, like, what are you waiting for? join us now and be part of the most insane Minecraft server you’ve ever seen. trust me, you won’t regret it.
join our server and be part of the most loyal community ever, where everyone is united in their love for blocky adventures and pixelated fun. you’ll never have to worry about drama or disagreements because everyone is just so obsessed with the game that nothing else matters.
plus, we have the craziest events and challenges that will push your minecraft skills to the limit. from building the tallest tower to surviving the longest in a hardcore survival world, there’s always something exciting happening on our server.
so come join us and experience the ultimate minecraft paradise where trump’s core supporters would feel right at home. trust us, you won’t regret it! #makecraftinggreatagain
Looking for a fresh community where you can enjoy yourself without any annoying factions or rude members? Well, look no further, Oceanic SMP is a home for everyone and we’re always excited to see what you’ll get up to – whether that be building a temple or just hanging around talking to everyone – you can find a list of our goodies below!
| Features | Description |
|---|---|
| 🇺🇳 • Welcoming & active community | People from all over the world |
| 💗 • Client mods support | We support client mods for enhanced gameplay |
| 🗺️ • Dynmap | Interactive map for easier navigation |
| 🖱️ • Minecraft-Discord Comms | Seamless communication between Minecraft and Discord |
| 🍱 • Keep inventory on | Never lose your items upon death |
| 🎙️ • Streaming friendly | Create content for streaming platforms |
| 🏳️🌈 • Inclusive community | Lgbt, neurodiverse and system friendly |
Rules & whitelist in the Discord server: https://discord.com/invite/FgAW5QtM92
You can join our server by following the instructions in our Discord server.
Yes, we have a set of rules outlined in our Discord server that all members must follow.
Yes, we support client mods for a better gaming experience.
Absolutely! Feel free to stream your gameplay on our server.
We have integrated Minecraft-Discord communication for easy chatting.
Our server is home to the legendary Blocky Bob, a player who once built a castle made entirely out of cake and defended it from an army of evil chickens. Rumor has it that if you can find Blocky Bob, he will grant you three wishes (but be careful, one of those wishes might just turn you into a block of cheese).
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the infamous Lava Lagoon, where players can test their parkour skills by jumping from one floating platform to the next while dodging fireballs and angry squids. The first player to make it across without falling into the lava wins a lifetime supply of golden carrots!
So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life! Just be sure to watch out for the dancing creepers, they’ve got some killer moves.