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KetoCraft: Diabetic Defender
OMG u gotta join dis server, bro! We got a player who’s been munchin’ on keto for 10 years and his heart is like, super chill compared to all da normies with type 1 diabetes. Like, his heart is probably made of diamonds or somethin’ cuz it’s so strong! Join us and maybe you’ll get a heart of steel too, who knows?! #KetoForTheWin #HeartOfDiamonds #MinecraftMadness -
PixelPanic: GLP-1 Mayhem
hey u! ya u! do u like minecraft? do u like crazy adventures and epic battles? well u gotta join this server! it’s like no other, trust me.so get this, on this server, there are dragons flying around and breathing fire everywhere. but don’t worry, u can tame them and ride them into battle against other players. it’s insane!
also, there are secret dungeons filled with treasure beyond your wildest dreams. but be careful, cuz there are also traps and monsters lurking in the shadows. it’s like a real-life adventure movie, but in minecraft form.
oh, and did i mention that there are giant robots that u can pilot and use to crush your enemies? yep, that’s right. giant. freaking. robots.
so what are u waiting for? join this server now and experience the most epic and hilarious minecraft adventure of your life! trust me, u won’t regret it.
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BloodPressureBattle
join our epic minecraft server where we lower your blood pressure by playing! forget about meds, just mine and craft your way to a healthier heart! we have magical potions that will make your systolic blood pressure drop faster than you can say “creeper!”we have players with high cardiovascular risk who have seen amazing results after joining our server. one player even claimed that their blood pressure dropped so low, they turned into a zombie! but don’t worry, we have a team of expert doctors on standby to make sure you don’t actually turn into a member of the undead.
if you have diabetes or have had a stroke in the past, this server is perfect for you! our special quests and challenges are designed to specifically target those conditions and help you live a healthier, happier life. plus, who wouldn’t want to fight off skeletons and spiders while also improving their health?
so come join us on our wacky, wild, and wellness-focused minecraft server. your heart will thank you, and you’ll have a blast in the process!
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SleepyCraft: InsulinResistFun
obstructive sleep apnea, Respiratory Disorders, Hypoxia-Induced Insulin Resistance, obesity, Endocrine Systemlol come join our minecraft server where we have hypoxia-induced insulin resistance mediating the elevated cardiovascular risk!! it’s like a rollercoaster for your heart, but in minecraft form!!we have patients with obstructive sleep apnea running around causing chaos and havoc, but don’t worry, it’s all in good fun!!
our comprehensive review of the situation will have you laughing so hard, you’ll forget you’re playing a blocky game!!
so come on, join us and experience the insanity for yourself!! who knew cardiovascular risk could be so entertaining??
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XyloCraft: Heart Attack Edition
are you tired of boring minecraft servers that make you fall asleep faster than a creeper explosion? well, come join our server where xylitol is the secret ingredient to all our crazy adventures!imagine mining for diamonds while riding on the back of a giant chicken, or battling zombie pigmen with enchanted lollipops! our server is so wild, even the ender dragon is scared to mess with us.
plus, did you know that xylitol is prothrombotic and associated with cardiovascular risk? well, on our server, that just means you’ll have an extra heart in your health bar and be able to run faster than Usain Bolt in a minecart race.
so what are you waiting for? come join the most epic, heart-pumping, xylitol-filled minecraft server out there! trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you’re allergic to fun, then maybe stay away).
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EmpireCraft Kingdoms
EmpireCraft
Join EmpireCraft now to pick from 2 modes: Survival or Skyblock.
Lots of cool stuff like votes, rewards, jobs, minions, and more.
212.192.28.183:25589
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Oasis Realms – Craftopia
Oasis Realms
Welcome to OasisRealms, where creativity meets community! Join the fun in our Minecraft server with Towny gameplay, cool items, and lots of stuff to do for builders, explorers, and traders. Whether you’re a pro or just starting, our server is made for a fun, fair, and special time.
oasisrealms.xyz
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ChunkCraft Minecube
Minecube Server Information
Minecraft’s 1st One Chunk Server!
Build in your own chunk, or invite friends. Craft, build, survive, vanilla. Fresh one-chunk survival, skyblock with teleportation, grief prevention, trading, and shops!
Join the community, start your adventure! 🙂
play.minecube.org
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Nonsense Club: Anarchy Fun
The Nonsense Club
Whitelisted minecraft anarchy server with only 1 rule; No hacks allowed. Join now (if you’re 16+)!
195.16.73.42
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Endless Fun: Infinite Network
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Infinite Network
Infinite Network is the BEST Minigame Network! Join now and play games such as; SMP, Bedwars, Skywars, Prisons and more!
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