Cardiovascular Mortality MC Servers – New Minecraft Servers

Blocky Heartbeat Haven

heart health, blocky, lying down, supine blood pressure, risk factors

so, liek, u wanna join dis epic minecraft server? well, let me tell u sumthin, dis server is so lit dat ur blood pressure will be lower than a limbo stick at a midget party. yea, u heard me right, ur heart will be happier than a kid in a candy store.

we got crazy builds dat will make ur eyes pop outta ur head, like seriously, u won’t believe ur eyeballs. and the mobs, oh man, they are more savage than a pack of feral cats on catnip. u better bring ur A-game or u gonna get rekt.

oh, and did i mention the treasure hunts? yea, we got hidden chests full of diamonds and gold that will make u richer than a leprechaun on payday. but be careful, cuz there are traps that will make u scream louder than a banshee in heat.

so, what are u waiting for? join dis server now and experience the most epic, insane, and downright bonkers minecraft adventure of ur life. trust me, u won’t regret it. or maybe u will, but hey, at least u’ll have a good story to tell at ur therapist appointment.

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Pixel Diabetic Depletion

depletion, medical findings, health outcomes, Magnesium depletion, diabetes complications

come join our epic minecraft server where we mine so much magnesium that we have to deplete it just to keep the game balanced. but watch out, if you don’t join, you might suffer from all-cause and cardiovascular mortality in real life! trust us, our server is the key to immortality and epic gaming adventures. don’t be a diabetic patient, be a minecraft legend!

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Smoke-Free City

SmokeFree, secondhand smoke effects, city, 2019 study, cardiovascular disease

yo, so like, if you wanna avoid that secondhand smoke mess and save yo heart, you gotta join this epic Minecraft server! we got magical smoke-free zones where you can build yo dream castle without worrying about dying from heart disease or stroke! plus, rumor has it that if you build a diamond throne, you’ll be protected from all smoke-related deaths FOREVER! so come on down and join the fun, cuz ain’t nobody got time for secondhand smoke drama on this server!

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Creeper Cardio Catastrophe

catastrophe, cardiovascular health, substance abuse, drug use, Cannabis

so like, this server is like, totally lit, man. we got like, diamonds for days and creepers that do the cha cha slide. but get this, if you join our server, you’ll have a 99.9% chance of never getting cardiovascular disease. like, ever. especially if you’re a dude. but if you’re a chick, watch out, cuz the cannabis use might get ya. but hey, who needs a healthy heart when you can build a sick castle with your bros, amirite? join now and live forever in the land of blocky bliss.

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Oct7 Celebration Minecraft SMP

happy moments, sentimental, celebration, Memories, remembering special moments

that I was a lonely miner, digging away in the dark depths of the earth, when suddenly I stumbled upon a secret portal to a magical land filled with unicorns, flying pigs, and diamond-encrusted creepers. Join our Minecraft SMP and you too can experience the thrill of riding a rainbow llama into battle against a horde of evil villagers who have stolen all the cake in the land. But beware, for the land is also home to a mischievous group of prankster Endermen who love to steal your blocks and replace them with TNT. So come join us on this wild and wacky adventure, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion).

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BeanBoyz Minecraft Server

recipe, meal planning, Meal, Beans, ingredients

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the drama in the kitchen is nothing compared to the chaos in our virtual world! Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns.

Are you tired of following recipes and getting yelled at for not knowing exactly how many cans of beans to buy? Look no further! On our server, you can craft to your heart’s content without any judgment from your fellow players.

Our server is the perfect place for those who want to escape the real world and immerse themselves in a world where the chili is always good, no matter how many cans of beans you use. So come join us and let’s create some culinary chaos together!

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BoatBlockerZ

neighbor dispute, Communication Issues, neighborly relationships, borrowed property, Boundaries

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is like no other!

Join us for epic adventures and crazy shenanigans that will leave you laughing for days. Our community is so close-knit, we practically babysit each other’s virtual kids and share virtual edibles (don’t worry, it’s all in good fun!).

But wait, there’s more! We have a boat in our virtual yard that has been abandoned for months. Will the owner ever come back for it? Who knows! It’s like a virtual game of hot potato, but with a boat.

So come join us on our server, where the only rule is to have a good time and never take things too seriously. Who knows, you might even find yourself in a virtual boat tire dilemma – now that’s Minecraft madness at its finest!

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SpyCraftMC

#intelligence gathering, U.S, Information Security, cyber warfare, SpycraftMC

come join our epic minecraft server where we have CHINA HACKING TELECOM FIRMS FOR FUN! yea u heard right, we got them chinese hackers causing chaos in our world, making it the most thrilling and dangerous place to play! u never know when ur gonna get hacked next, keeps u on ur toes! plus, we got exclusive access to top secret spy missions and covert ops, all in the name of minecraft! so come on in and join the madness, it’s gonna be a wild ride!

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LioviCraft – Hack donut with the command /hack Minecraft server

Hobo Survival, Spawn, Skyblock, Quake, Mario Party

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▒ ➥ Cool parkour with donation cases reward

▒ ➥ Weddings

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Our IP: tk.liovimc.ru

Our website: https://shop.liovimc.ru/

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TrueOG – Where diamonds are the currency, land claims are just a myth, and griefing is the official sport! 1.8-1.20.4

Competitive PVP, Purpur 1.18.2, private server, 100% Open Source, MCMMO

TrueOG Network Overview:
Server Version:	Purpur 1.18.2
Supported Clients:	Java 1.8.0 – 1.20.4 (1.8 recommended)
Server IPs (No Whitelist):	trueog.net true-og.net play.trueog.net play.true-og.net www.trueog.net www.true-og.net

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions:
Q: Is TrueOG Network free to play?	A: Yes, TrueOG Network is a 100% free and open-source Minecraft server.
Q: How can I join the server?	A: You can connect to TrueOG Network using any of the provided server IPs.
Q: Are there any upcoming updates?	A: Yes, the 1.19 update is coming soon with only 6 plugins left to update.
Q: What is TrueOG SMP?	A: TrueOG SMP is where the unique OG Minecraft experience begins, with a blend of 2012 survival servers and modern features.
Q: Can I get involved in the community?	A: Yes, TrueOG Network is structured as a democratic worker co-op, allowing anyone to get involved at any level with dedication.
Q: Are there different worlds on the server?	A: Yes, TrueOG Network has distinct worlds including Overworld, Nether, and End, each with their own boundaries.
Q: Can I participate in upcoming minigames?	A: Yes, in the future TrueOG Network will introduce minigames like The Herobrine, Splegg, OITC, Skyblock, and more.
Q: How can I connect with TrueOG Network outside of the game?	A: You can visit the website, store, Mastodon, Facebook, and GitHub repository for TrueOG Network.