so like, this server is like, totally lit, man. we got like, diamonds for days and creepers that do the cha cha slide. but get this, if you join our server, you’ll have a 99.9% chance of never getting cardiovascular disease. like, ever. especially if you’re a dude. but if you’re a chick, watch out, cuz the cannabis use might get ya. but hey, who needs a healthy heart when you can build a sick castle with your bros, amirite? join now and live forever in the land of blocky bliss.
Creeper Cardio Catastrophe
CardioCraft: Emo Support & Friendships
Yo, so like, dis server be da bomb diggity, ya know? Like, if you join dis server, you gonna be protected from all dem heart problems, cuz we got dem gender-specific social factors on lock! Plus, if you feeling down, just hop on and chat with ya homies for some emotional support, cuz that’s how we roll up in here. It’s like a virtual therapy session, but with creepers and zombies tryna kill ya. So come join us and live your best life, both physically and mentally. Ain’t no other server like dis one, trust me!