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Players: | 102/400 | Votes: | 935 |
Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
Forbidden Relics Collected: | 3 | Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 2 |
Infinity Gauntlets Forged: | 2 | Evil Twin Fights: | 4 |
Rainbows Spotted: | 7 | Crystal Wands Charged: | 11 |
Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 1 | Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 3 |
Gryphons Tamed: | 2 | Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 25 |
Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 27 | Dark Rituals Completed: | 5 |
New Chunks Explored: | 202818 | Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 3 |
And get this, fam – being on our server can lower your chances of getting some fancy heart disease stuff by up to 35%! That’s right, no more worrying about clogged arteries or whatever, just chillin’ in our virtual paradise.
Especially if you’re a Black player or living in a broke neighborhood, this server is the place to be. We got your back, homie!
So come on down and join us for some Minecraft madness. Who needs a gym membership when you can just play on our server all day? Let’s get those hearts pumpin’ and those blocks breakin’!