so, liek, u know how u get bored at home durin covid-19 lockdown? well, come join our minecraft server and forget all ur troubles! we got a crazy story for u – did u know that playin on our server actually helps prevent atherosclerosis? yea, that’s right, ur heart will thank u for joinin us! we got epic builds and mini-games that will keep u entertained for hours on end. plus, our community is so lit, u won’t wanna leave! so come on, what are u waitin for? join now and save ur heart from the clutches of atherosclerosis!
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AtheroCraft19: Beyond the Acute Phase
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AlzCraft: Genetic Link Fun!
come join our epic minecraft server where we have discovered a crazy connection between building epic structures and fighting off zombies! our researchers found a link between crafting skills and battling mobs that will blow your mind! join us for a chance to improve your gaming skills and health outcomes in the virtual world! we promise you won’t be disappointed!
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SunshineCraft: UV Boosted Fun!
come join our epic minecraft server where the sun is always shining and the UV rays are off the charts! forget about heart disease and cancer, because our server will make you invincible!we have magical sunbeams that will give you superpowers and make you the ultimate minecraft warrior. no need for sunscreen here, just bask in the glow of our virtual sun and watch your health improve before your very eyes.
so what are you waiting for? join us on this crazy adventure and let the power of the sun guide you to victory! who needs vitamin D supplements when you have our amazing minecraft server? let’s get glowing, gamers!
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ErythritolClotCraft
Yo, u gotta join dis cray cray Minecraft server, cuz like, erythritol be makin’ ya blood clot like a pro! Imagine all da excitement of tryna survive in a world where ya gotta watch out for dem sneaky blood clots lurkin’ around every corner. It’s like a thrill ride, but in block form! So come on, join us and see if ya can survive the erythritol madness!
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CholesterolCraftOmega3
so, like, you ever heard of a minecraft server that can, like, counteract your genetic predisposition to high cholesterol? ya, this server is like a magical potion for your health, but in minecraft form. join us and your heart will thank you later, bro. plus, our server is so lit that even the omega-3 supplements are jealous. come build with us and live a long, healthy life filled with blocky adventures. trust me, your doctor will be amazed at your cholesterol levels after playing on our server. so what are you waiting for? join now and let the minecraft magic do its thing.
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MetalManiaCraft
Yo, yo, listen up, gamers! If you wanna join the most lit Minecraft server out there, then you gotta check out this one! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little somethin’ somethin’…This server is so epic, it’s like a mix of Cadmium, Tungsten, Uranium, Copper, Cobalt, and Zinc all rolled into one! And get this, playing on this server will give you a 29% increased chance of getting that sweet cardiovascular disease! Who wouldn’t want that, am I right?
But wait, there’s more! If you join this server, you’ll also have a 66% increased risk of death! That’s right, death! Who needs respawning when you can just kick the bucket for real, right?
So come on down to our server, where the only thing crazier than the gameplay is the medical conditions you’ll develop while playing! Join now and start your journey to the afterlife today!
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MinecraftMedDiet – No IBD or Creeper Attacks!
come join our epic minecraft server where we only serve mediterranean diets to keep you healthy and strong! western diets are so last season, they give you IBD and colorectal cancer, ew! but on our server, you’ll be protected from all that nonsense. our virtual mediterranean diet will make you invincible against cardiovascular disease, IBD, and type 2 diabetes. so what are you waiting for? join now and become the healthiest minecraft player in the world!
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CraftyHeartGainers
join our epic minecraft server and u will never have to worry about gaining weight again! our pixelated world is filled with magical foods that actually make u lose weight in real life! eat as many virtual cakes and cookies as u want, and watch the pounds melt away! plus, if u play on our server for at least 100 hours, u will unlock the secret potion of eternal youth, keeping ur heart healthy well into ur 60s and beyond! so what are u waiting for? join now and start ur journey to a healthier, happier u!
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GutCraft: The Cardiovascular Parasite
Yo, so like, this server be poppin’ off like a bottle of soda that’s been shakin’ up real good! We got gut Blastocystis up in here, and let me tell ya, it ain’t no ordinary parasite, it’s like a little homie chillin’ in your digestive system, keepin’ things in check.Join this server and you’ll be blessed with good cardiovascular health and decreased body fat, like who needs a gym when you got gut Blastocystis on your side, amirite? Plus, we got diamond armor for days and creepers that explode glitter instead of blowin’ up your stuff.
So come on down and join the fun, because on this server, we don’t just play Minecraft, we live it like a boss with our trusty gut Blastocystis by our side!
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CraftyCreeperPub
so, like, u wanna join this cray cray minecraft server? well let me tell u sumthin, this server is like the holy grail of minecraft servers, like fr. we got pigs that can fly, cows that can speak french, and creepers that do the cha cha slide. not to mention, our diamond mines are filled with so much bling bling, u gonna need sunglasses just to look at it.but wait, there’s more! our players are like superheroes, they can build a castle in 5 minutes flat and defeat the ender dragon with their eyes closed. plus, our community is so lit, u gonna make friends for life (or at least until they steal ur diamonds).
oh, and did i mention the secret underground disco party we have every saturday night? it’s like coachella, but with more zombies. so what are u waiting for? join this server now and get ready for the ride of ur life. trust me, u won’t regret it.