New Minecraft Servers 2025

CARDIONEEK. Minecraft Servers

CARDIONEEK. Minecraft Servers

  • Get Rekt Craft: Where pasty incels are always welcome…to leave their rooms!

    Get Rekt Craft: Where pasty incels are always welcome…to leave their rooms!
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    Players: 103/600 Votes: 1435
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 2 Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 28
    Warrior Spirits Summoned: 30 Mystery Villagers Spotted: 4
    Powerful Allies Recruited: 5 Haunted Chests Opened: 0
    Holy Grails Found: 1 Pirate Ships Raided: 0
    Love Letters Sent: 10 Unicorn Sightings: 1
    Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 4 Invisible Pathways Walked: 5
    Infinity Stones Found: 2 Cozy Campfires Lit: 14

    New Minecraft Servers

    Hey there, fellow Minecraft enthusiasts! Are you tired of boring, generic servers with no personality? Well, look no further because our server is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience in the blocky world of Minecraft!

    Join us and say goodbye to your boring old room because we’re here to kick you out with style! We don’t want any pasty incel vibes ruining our server’s epic energy. Plus, who needs a room when you can spend all day building epic structures and battling mobs with your new Minecraft buddies?

    And don’t worry about the bleach smell – that’s just our way of keeping things fresh and clean around here. So come on, join us on this crazy adventure and let’s make some unforgettable memories together!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • MaxHaggin’ Bros: Back in Action!

    MaxHaggin’ Bros: Back in Action!
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    Players: 96/200 Votes: 5529
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Battle Standards Raised: 9 Eldritch Medallions Worn: 15
    Celestial Gardens Planted: 8 Dark Rituals Completed: 8
    Whispering Shadows Heard: 4 Enchantments Applied: 200
    Wyrmholes Dug: 4 Alternate Realities Explored: 2
    Parallel Universes Unraveled: 2 Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 6
    Phantom Horses Ridden: 1 Phantom Blocks Placed: 10
    Divine Spears Created: 12 Glorious Feasts Held: 9

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old builds and players? Well, look no further because Hagmaxxingbros is here to shake things up!

    Join our server and you’ll be greeted by a group of hags who have mastered the art of maxxing out their Minecraft skills. These hags are so skilled, they can build a castle out of diamonds in just 5 minutes!

    But that’s not all, our server is also home to a group of bros who are always up for a good time. These bros have the strength of ten Steve’s and can mine through bedrock with their bare hands!

    So why should you join our server? Because where else can you find a group of hags and bros teaming up to create the most epic Minecraft world ever seen? Join us at Hagmaxxingbros and get ready for a wild ride!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Kevin’s Crazy Craft Kingdom – Rule #13: No Pants Allowed!

    Kevin’s Crazy Craft Kingdom – Rule #13: No Pants Allowed!
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    Players: 104/100 Votes: 3522
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Celestial Blades Sharpened: 14 Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 12
    Ender Pearl Glitches: 4 Votes: 4441
    Epic Bosses Defeated: 2 Celestial Gardens Planted: 3
    Meteor Showers Witnessed: 1 Haunted Forests Traversed: 7
    Royal Courts Attended: 5 Vanishing Structures Built: 3
    Talking Trees Consulted: 2 Reality Warps Survived: 2
    Warlock Pacts Sealed: 0 Hidden Passages Discovered: 5

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where everyone is just building houses and farming crops? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our wild and wacky Minecraft server where you can experience all the chaos and craziness of the Kevin Spencer show!

    Imagine a world where sociopathic, alcoholic teenagers run amok, accompanied by a magical goose who gives terrible advice. Picture fat, alcoholic parents getting into shouting matches, committing adultery, and beating each other up – all in the name of fun!

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is so exclusive that it’s even banned on /co/ – that’s how you know it’s the real deal. So if you want to post fan art, discuss all things Kevin Spencer, or just revel in the madness, this is the place to be.

    And the best part? You can watch all the insanity unfold for free on YouTube and Tubi. So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server and experience the mayhem for yourself! Kevin Spencer would be proud.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • HonkaiCraft: Star Honk General

    HonkaiCraft: Star Honk General
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    Players: 106/500 Votes: 3006
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 10 Undead Armies Raised: 2
    Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 3 Haunted Mines Explored: 2
    Powerful Allies Recruited: 4 Chaos Orbs Controlled: 18
    Cursed Swords Broken: 1 Infinity Stones Found: 4
    Gorgon Shields Crafted: 4 Unholy Beasts Tamed: 3
    Lost Cities Unearthed: 2 Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 0
    Immortal Anvils Forged: 17 Legendary Items Repaired: 5

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with adventure, excitement, and chaos!

    Picture this: you spawn in and immediately find yourself in a land filled with flying pigs, dancing llamas, and talking chickens. The possibilities are endless as you navigate through dungeons filled with treasure and face off against giant spiders riding on top of creepers.

    But wait, there’s more! Our server also features custom skins that turn you into a majestic unicorn or a fierce dragon. And don’t forget about our exclusive in-game events where you can battle it out in epic PvP matches or team up with other players to take down a horde of evil mobs.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience Minecraft like never before. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Crafty McCraftface: The Server Where No. 14725667 by Anonymous Happens

    Crafty McCraftface: The Server Where No. 14725667 by Anonymous Happens
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    Players: 110/1000 Votes: 8041
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Mystic Runes Engraved: 5 Alternate Realities Explored: 2
    Shadow Figures Spotted: 3 Glorious Feasts Held: 20
    Dungeon Sieges Launched: 5 Goblin Markets Raided: 5
    Epic Weapons Forged: 4 Inescapable Mazes Solved: 1
    Rune Stones Activated: 5 Celestial Dragons Tamed: 1
    Evil Twin Fights: 5 Volcanoes Explored: 2
    Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 1 Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 3

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as exciting as watching paint dry? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through a lava-filled jungle! Join us for the chance to ride on a pig with a saddle while battling evil zombie chickens armed with diamond swords.

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to a secret underground disco party where the creepers bust out their best dance moves to dubstep music. And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon the legendary enchanted potato that grants wishes (but be careful what you wish for, you might end up with a pet exploding cow).

    So why join our server? Because where else can you find a place where you can build a castle made entirely of rainbow-colored blocks while riding a unicorn through the clouds? Don’t miss out on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Turning up the heat in Varendonk! It’s sizzling hot with that “vanilla” flavor!

    Turning up the heat in Varendonk! It’s sizzling hot with that “vanilla” flavor!
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    Players: 100/100 Votes: 4800
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Secret Libraries Discovered: 3 Living Shadows Defeated: 1
    Mystic Runes Engraved: 7 Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 3
    Celestial Dragons Tamed: 3 Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 4
    Mythical Quests Completed: 37 Cursed Diamonds Mined: 3
    Mysterious Portals Opened: 13 Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 6
    Reality Warps Survived: 0 Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 1
    Dragonfire Shields Forged: 5 Phoenix Feathers Found: 14

    New Minecraft Servers

    Minecraft Server Overview

    Location Europe (Netherlands)
    Server Type Vanilla Survival
    Preferred Players Dutch-speaking, English-speaking

    FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

    Question Answer
    How can I join the server? Join our discord server to find the server IP: https://discord.gg/k73XwuTRNE
    Do I need any mods to play on the server? No, this is a vanilla survival server.
    Are there any rules on the server? Yes, we have a set of rules to ensure fair gameplay for all players. Please refer to the discord server for the rules.
    Can I invite my friends to join the server? Yes, feel free to invite your friends as long as they follow the server rules.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • CraftyCreeperz

    CraftyCreeperz
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    Players: 92/400 Votes: 6429
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Celestial Events Witnessed: 4 Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 1
    Phantom Horses Ridden: 1 Legendary Scepters Created: 6
    Underground Cities Explored: 5 Cursed Amulets Found: 2
    Cosmic Hamsters Found: 2 Eldritch Scrolls Read: 2
    Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 4 Unbreakable Curses Broken: 2
    Cuddly Creatures Pet: 31 Secret Guilds Joined: 3
    Star Shards Collected: 170 Chaos Orbs Controlled: 24

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of getting banned for no reason on other servers? Well, look no further because on our server, we encourage chaos and mayhem! Our admins are so laid back, they don’t even know how to use ban bots properly. Join us for a wild ride where the only rule is to have fun (and maybe build a little too). Plus, rumor has it that after 100 days, all bans are magically lifted by the Minecraft gods themselves. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us and let the madness begin!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Crafty Ruggers: Where Minecraft meets shag carpeting

    Crafty Ruggers: Where Minecraft meets shag carpeting
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    Players: 97/300 Votes: 657
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Mines Excavated: 4253 Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 2
    Cursed Amulets Found: 2 Magic Scrolls Discovered: 3
    Orbs of Power Found: 3 Glorious Feasts Held: 10
    Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 15 Forbidden Relics Collected: 2
    Quantum Bards Serenaded: 3 Celestial Dragons Tamed: 3
    Celestial Events Witnessed: 1 Evil Lairs Raided: 4
    Endermen Teleportation Errors: 0 Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 17

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and epic battles.

    Imagine this: you’re building your dream castle when suddenly, a group of raiders on pigs come charging towards you! Will you be able to defend your fortress and save the day? Only on our server!

    But wait, there’s more! Join our server and you’ll have the chance to participate in SUPER RUGBY matches within the game! That’s right, you can lead your team to victory while battling it out on the virtual field. Who needs real sports when you can play Minecraft rugby?

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Arcturus Factions: The Wild Wild PvP West with Enchants, Payouts, and No Resets! Yeehaw!

    Arcturus Factions: The Wild Wild PvP West with Enchants, Payouts, and No Resets! Yeehaw!
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    Players: 97/800 Votes: 3835
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 2 Magical Moments Shared: 28
    Curse of Binding Applied: 2 Haunted Mines Explored: 1
    Alien Abductions: 4 Warlock Pacts Sealed: 1
    Endless Mazes Conquered: 1 Crystal Wands Charged: 19
    Legendary Heroes Trained: 2 Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 19
    Ancient Relics Unearthed: 181 Parallel Universes Unraveled: 1
    Infinity Stones Found: 3 Falling into the Void: 0

    New Minecraft Servers

    Arcturus Factions & KitPvP ~ play.arcturusmc.xyz

    Server IP play.arcturusmc.xyz

    Arcturus is a 1.8.9-1.20.4 Java Minecraft Factions, KitPvP, and Practice PvP server. ~We never reset out servers~; you’ll never lose progress and can return any time. Additionally, ~we never issue bans~. Instead, cheaters are kicked whilst in combat by our anticheat.

    Looking forward to seeing you on Arcturus — Arcturus Development Team

    Highlights

    • Custom Prebuilt & Purchasable TNT Cannons 💞
    • Minemen Club 1.8.9–1.20.4 Practice PvP 💞
    • Custom Enchants based on PvP/move 💞

    Quick Links

    Note: Paypal FactionsTop (IRL $$) Payouts every month!

    Some clips by our lovely players: https://youtu.be/XFbwxSlnkU4 and https://youtu.be/UzwGt8xe0nI

    Server IP: play.arcturusmc.xyz

    FAQ

    Question Answer
    Is the server compatible with Java Minecraft versions 1.8.9 to 1.20.4? Yes, the server is compatible with Java Minecraft versions 1.8.9 to 1.20.4.
    Does the server reset progress? No, the server never resets progress so players can return at any time without losing their progress.
    Are bans issued on the server? No, cheaters are kicked while in combat by the server’s anticheat instead of being banned.
    Are there any custom features on the server? Yes, the server includes custom prebuilt and purchasable TNT cannons, Minemen Club practice PvP, and custom enchants based on PvP/move.
    Are there regular payouts on the server? Yes, the server offers Paypal FactionsTop (IRL $$) payouts every month.
    Are there official social media channels for the server? Yes, you can find the server’s website, Discord, and changelog links in the quick links section above.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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