we got pigs flying on jetpacks and cows doing the macarena.
our diamonds are so shiny they blind ya and our lava pits are actually hot tubs for our players to relax in.
come join da fun and see for yourself why dis server be da bomb dot com. trust me, you won’t regret it.
We got unicorns roaming around, shooting rainbows out of their butts, and flying pigs delivering you diamonds on a silver platter.
Not to mention, our admin is a wizard who can turn your dirt hut into a castle with just a flick of his wand.
And if that’s not enough to convince you, we also have a secret underground disco party where the creepers bust a move to techno music.
So come on, what are you waiting for? Join now and experience the most mind-blowing Minecraft adventure of your life!
Looking for a server where you can escape the chaos of everyday life? Look no further! Our server is filled with twists and turns, just like the drama between SIL and MIL on vacation. Will they ever learn to consider the needs of a child? Probably not, but at least you can laugh about it with your fellow players.
Embark on a journey of absurdity as you witness SIL’s attempts to guilt trip a 3-year-old into going on vacation without their parents. Who does that? Only on our server, where the drama never ends and the laughs keep coming.
So why join our Minecraft server? Because where else can you experience the thrill of family vacation drama without actually having to deal with it in real life? Come join us for a wild ride of manipulation, guilt trips, and outrageous behavior. Trust us, you won’t regret it (but your in-laws might)!
But wait, there’s more! Our server is so unique that even our players use menstrual cups and period underwear in-game! That’s right, you can soak your virtual undies in a sink just like in real life! Who needs diamonds when you have blood-stained underwear to show off?
And if that’s not enough to convince you, we also have epic battles with poop-covered socks and toothpaste-spitting competitions! Your sink will never be the same after joining our server.
So come on down and join the madness! Who needs a clean and sanitary server when you can have a chaotic and hilarious one instead? See you there, underwear soakers!
| Features |
|---|
| Custom origins |
| Custom events |
| Figura |
| Farmers delight |
| Admins who listen to the community |
| Voice chat |
If you find the server interesting, please join our Discord server to get to know everyone:
| Question | Answer |
|---|---|
| When will the server open? | The server will open in a week or two. |
| What are the current plans for the server? | The world will be split into two groups initially but will come together for custom events. |
| How can I join the server? | Please join our Discord server using the invite link provided above. |
| Is the server community-friendly? | Yes, we have a small close-knit community with admins who listen to players. |
| Are there any other features on the server? | Yes, there are custom origins, custom events, Figura, Farmers delight, and more. |
Join us if you want to experience the thrill of giving your partner a second chance after they promised to change, only to find out they were secretly building a secret base with your arch-nemesis! Will you forgive them or team up with your rival to take them down in an epic battle of blocky proportions?
But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon, who has a penchant for hosting tea parties and challenging players to dance-offs. Can you out-dab the dragon and claim the title of the ultimate Minecraft dancer?
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let the chaos begin! Just remember, trust no one and always keep your diamond sword at the ready. See you in the world of blocks, my dudes!
One player even said that after joining our server, they achieved nirvana and ascended to a higher plane of existence where they now communicate with the Minecraft gods themselves. Who knows, maybe you’ll uncover hidden powers within yourself while playing on our server.
So come join us and bask in the tranquility of our Minecraft world. Who needs therapy when you have our server to soothe your soul?
