come join us and let our cardiologists take care of all your heart needs, whether it’s a broken heart from falling off a cliff or just needing some heartwarming love and support. we even have special heart-shaped diamonds you can mine to show your cardiologist how much you appreciate them.
plus, our cardiologists are like, super skilled at building heart-themed structures in minecraft, so you can have the most love-filled world ever. join now and let your heart be filled with joy and love, all thanks to our amazing cardiologists on this epic minecraft server!
u know what else? on dis server, we follow dis planetary health diet thingy. we only eat carrots and potatoes and stuff. it’s like, super healthy and stuff. u won’t find no junk food here, no sir.
oh, and get dis, we got genetic susceptibility goin on. dat means u might be able to fly or shoot lasers outta ur eyes. who knows, man. it’s a wild ride on dis server.
and get dis, we did a study and found out dat joinin dis server reduces da risk of cardiovascular disease by like, a million percent. u won’t find a healthier server out there, i tell ya.
so come on down and join us on dis crazy, wacky, and totally bonkers minecraft server. it’s gonna blow ur mind, dude.
if u an older person who be metabolically unhealthy, dis server is da place to be. we gonna help u out with all dat heart stuff while u buildin’ epic structures and fightin’ off creepers. it’s like multitaskin’ for yo health and yo entertainment.
come join us on dis wild ride of gut microbial age modulatin’ and cardiovascular disease risk reducin’. u won’t regret it, trust me. we got all da crazy stuff happenin’ here, it’s like a whole new world of minecraft fun!
we got pigs flying on jetpacks and cows doing the macarena.
our diamonds are so shiny they blind ya and our lava pits are actually hot tubs for our players to relax in.
come join da fun and see for yourself why dis server be da bomb dot com. trust me, you won’t regret it.
Join us on our server where the pigs have taken over and are now the rulers of the land. You must navigate through piggy politics and gain their trust in order to survive. But beware, one wrong move and you’ll be banished to the dreaded Cow Kingdom where the cows are plotting their revenge.
But that’s not all! Our server also has a secret underground disco party where the creepers let loose and show off their killer dance moves. Join them if you dare, but be prepared to bust a move or risk being blown up by their explosive beats.
And if you’re feeling brave, take a trip to the Nether where the zombie pigmen have formed a boy band and are serenading unsuspecting players with their hauntingly beautiful music. Will you join their fan club or try to escape their catchy tunes?
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just make sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity!
But wait, there’s more! Our server has its own unique map that will blow your mind. Explore the Wuthering Waves world and uncover its mysteries as you embark on a journey like no other. And don’t forget to check out our featured cinematics that will leave you in awe.
Looking for some cool emotes to show off your swag? We got you covered with a whole bunch of emotes that will make your character stand out from the rest. Plus, redeem exclusive codes to unlock special gifts and rewards that will give you an edge in the game.
So what are you waiting for? Join us now and become a part of the craziest Minecraft server around. Trust us, you won’t regret it!
Join our server for a chance to battle against evil zombie llamas, ride on the backs of majestic rainbow unicorns, and build a house made entirely out of candy! But wait, there’s more!
Our server is so lit that even Hamas faces growing public dissent as the Gaza war erodes support. That’s right, even real-world politics can’t resist the allure of our epic Minecraft world. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the madness begin!
BUT WAIT, THERE’S MORE! WE ALSO HAVE A SECRET UNDERWATER CITY FILLED WITH MERMAIDS AND TREASURE CHESTS! DIVE DEEP INTO THE OCEAN AND EXPLORE THE MYSTERIES THAT LIE BENEATH THE SURFACE!
PLUS, OUR SERVER IS PROTECTED BY A GIANT PINK FLUFFY UNICORN THAT SHOOTS RAINBOWS FROM ITS HORN! NO GRIEFERS OR TROLLS ALLOWED, ONLY HAPPY PLAYERS HAVING A BLAST!
SO WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR? JOIN OUR SERVER TODAY AND EXPERIENCE THE WACKIEST MINECRAFT ADVENTURE OF YOUR LIFE!
pmci.vanillaboxmc.ru
| Server IP | 172.240.239.164:25594 |
|---|---|
| Bedrock Port | 25594 |
🌟 Welcome to our Vanilla+ Factions server, where you can experience Minecraft the way it was meant to be played! Our server focuses on maintaining the classic vanilla-like experience while introducing some unique twists to keep the gameplay exciting and engaging. Now running on 1.20.6 and supporting Bedrock players!
Join the discord: https://discord.gg/KtZB29yt
Join us at: 172.240.239.164:25594 and become part of the ZynnCraft community today! 🌟
| Question | Answer |
|---|---|
| Is this server pay-to-win? | No, our server offers a non-pay-to-win Vanilla+ Factions experience. |
| Can Bedrock players join? | Yes, our server supports Bedrock players. |
| Are TNT explosions enabled? | No, TNT explosions are disabled to prioritize building and creativity. |
| Is there a world border? | Yes, the world border is initially set at 2000 x 2000 blocks. |
| Are there special Ability Items? | Yes, players can discover and utilize special Ability Items that grant unique abilities. |
| Is there an in-game currency? | No, the server does not have a currency plugin. Players can barter, trade, and loot for success. |
Join us for a wild ride through a world where pigs fly, creepers wear top hats, and diamonds rain from the sky (literally). Our server is so crazy that even the Ender Dragon has taken up knitting as a hobby!
But that’s not all – we have exclusive mini-games like “Hot Potato with TNT” and “Sheep Jousting” that will have you laughing until you cry. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary Golden Carrot of Infinite Luck, rumored to grant wishes and make your wildest dreams come true (Disclaimer: wishes may include but are not limited to unlimited diamonds, a pet dragon, and a lifetime supply of cake).
So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and prepare yourself for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just remember, once you enter, there’s no turning back. Good luck, brave adventurer!
But don’t worry, we’re a total mess and need a non-troon autist from a major corporation to save us from disaster. Our essential projects are maintained by one faggot who’s been at it for 50 years – if he has a stroke, your gay ecosystem is screwed! And the best part? Our source code can be copied and improved by proprietary companies. So come join us for a wild ride of chaos and insanity – you won’t regret it!
Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected roomie escapades, where you never know what might happen next. Will your roommate invite their friends over for a party and end up using your bed as a love nest? Only time will tell!
But don’t worry, we promise that all awkward situations will be handled with a sense of humor and a touch of outrageousness. Who needs boundaries when you can have a good laugh instead?
So come on over and join our server, where the only rule is to expect the unexpected. Who knows, you might just end up with a crazy roommate story to tell for years to come!