Cardinal SMP Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

Cardinal SMP

Adventure, alliances, Battles, camaraderie, Cardinal SMP, Chaos, dynamic, Economy System, Factions, Immersive, Innovative, landscape, Minecraft, multiplayer, semi anarchy, Semi Vanilla, Semianarchy, Semivanilla, smp, Survival, Teams, teams plugin, Wilderness

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Players:	90/900	Votes:	1226
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2	Magic Wands Crafted:	18
Evil Lairs Raided:	8	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Phoenix Feathers Found:	12	Vanishing Items Found:	6
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Eerie Music Discs Played:	5	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2	Lost Souls Rescued:	2

Welcome to the exhilarating realm of Cardinal SMP, where chaos meets camaraderie in the semi-anarchy, semi-vanilla Minecraft multiplayer experience. As you traverse the untamed landscapes of our server, you’ll find yourself immersed in a world where survival instincts reign supreme. Whether you’re forging alliances with fellow players or braving the wilderness alone, Cardinal SMP offers a dynamic environment where every decision shapes your destiny.

At the heart of Cardinal SMP lies its innovative use of a teams plugin and economy system, revolutionizing the traditional Minecraft gameplay. Join forces with other players to establish mighty factions, engage in epic battles for territory, and build awe-inspiring structures that stand as monuments to your triumphs. Meanwhile, the thriving economy incentivizes activity and interactivity, rewarding industrious players with riches beyond measure. As you embark on your journey through Cardinal SMP, prepare to navigate a landscape teeming with adventure, where the line between friend and foe blurs, and where the only limit is your imagination.

The server’s IP is “cardinalsmp.revivemc.net”, and the port is 2261. We look forward to your arrival, and wish you the best of luck!

cardinalsmp.revivemc.net:2261

TrashDisposalCraft

cellular waste disposal, exercise benefits., fitness regimen, long-term fitness, metabolic health, muscle building, muscle endurance, muscle growth, muscle health, muscle maintenance, muscle mass preservation, muscle recovery, muscle toning, physical strength, strength training, strength training benefits, strength training exercises, strength training tips, TrashDisposalCraft, weightlifting techniques, workout routine

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Players:	109/400	Votes:	3324
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3	Forbidden Relics Collected:	3
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4
Wyrmholes Dug:	10	Mystic Runes Engraved:	5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Ether Blades Crafted:	4
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2

u wanna get SWOLE in minecraft? well dis server is da place 4 u! we got strength training dat activates ur cellular waste disposal mechanisms so u can keep ur muscle mass 4eva! imagine ur minecraft character walkin around lookin like the hulk, smashin blocks like it’s nuthin! join dis server and become a minecraft bodybuilder, show off ur gains to all da other players. u won’t find dis kind of workout program on any other server, so join now and get ready to flex on ’em all!

Wacky Vex Smp: Where vanilla is the flavor and whitelists are just fancy grocery lists!

1.16.5, Active, Community, Creative, Custom, Economy, Events, Factions, Fancy, flavor, Friendly, Fun, grocery, java, lists, Minigames, PvP, Ranks, Roleplay, Shops, Skyblock, smp, Survival, Vanilla, vex, Wacky, Whitelists

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Players:	91/1000	Votes:	3646
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	8
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Unseen Monsters Slain:	8
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2
Infinity Stones Found:	5	Emeralds Found:	4611
Dragon Eggs Found:	6831	Dragons Tamed:	1
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	18	Divine Scrolls Written:	13

Server Overview

Server Name	VexMc
Description	We are a small but dedicated server looking for skilled builders and redstoners. Join us on Discord to apply for whitelist.
Plugins	Server maintenance plugins, lag prevention plugins, CoreProtect for grief protection.
Discord	https://discord.gg/3YxbaSzQST

FAQ

How do I join the server?

You need to apply for whitelist on our Discord channel. Once approved, you will receive the server IP to join.

Can I grief other players’ builds?

No, we have CoreProtect plugin in place to rollback any grief and identify offenders.

Are there any rules on the server?

Yes, please refer to our Discord channel or in-game rules for the list of rules to follow.

Is there a limit on building size or resources?

There are no specific limits, but make sure to follow server guidelines and be respectful of other players’ space.

MommyLovesMe Minecraft Server

Boundaries, confusion, counseling, discomfort, emotional dependency, family dynamics, Family Therapy, Freudian theory, Inappropriate Behavior, Intimacy, maternal affection, maternal instincts, Minecraft, MommyLovesMe, mother-son relationship, oedipus complex, personal space, psychological issues, Server, subconscious feelings, taboo, Therapy, unresolved emotions

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Players:	99/100	Votes:	4596
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Rune Stones Activated:	7	Wilderness Tamed:	7
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	8	Farms Harvested:	967
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Magical Frogs Kissed:	1
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	20	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Mythical Quests Completed:	32	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	15	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape from your overly attached mom? Look no further! Our server is the perfect place to build, mine, and craft without any weird shoulder kisses or emotional dependency. Join now and start your adventure in a world where moms are just NPCs and not creepy love interests. Plus, rumor has it that our server is haunted by the ghost of a player who spent too much time with their mom in-game. Spooky! So come join us and leave your mom behind for some good old-fashioned blocky fun.

Minecraft SMP: BullshitCraft – LePerfektOrganism

Admiration, Alien, bullshit, BullshitCraft, conscience, delusions, Earth, humans, Le Perfect organism, LePerfektOrganism, long tail tag, Minecraft, morality, organism, predator, predator on earth, purity, remorse, research, smp, Special, survivor, unclouded

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Players:	107/100	Votes:	5740
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Immortal Anvils Forged:	14
Epic Weapons Forged:	5	Magic Crystals Found:	20
Eerie Music Discs Played:	1	Titanic Battles Fought:	30
Love Letters Sent:	11	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2

🤣 Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we embrace our inner predators and unleash our alien-like survival skills! Join us if you’re ready to throw morality out the window and conquer the virtual world with no remorse!

👽 Our server is like a crazy science experiment gone wrong, where players are transformed into ruthless predators with no conscience. Forget about building cute houses and planting flowers, we’re here to dominate and survive at all costs!

🚀 So why join our server, you ask? Well, where else can you find a community of players who are as unclouded by conscience as the Alien itself? We’re not here to make friends, we’re here to crush our enemies and rule the Minecraft universe with an iron fist!

🌌 So if you’re looking for a wild and insane Minecraft experience where morality is just a distant memory, join us and embrace your inner predator. Just remember, in this world, only the strong survive… and maybe a few lucky aliens too! 😉

Mommy Kidnap Minecraft Server

Assistance, Boundaries, caregiving, Communication, Conflict, controversy, Crisis, Decision making, family, health, intervention, judgment, kidnap, KIDNAPPING, love, loyalty, Marriage, Minecraft, mom, Mommy, relationships, RESPONSIBILITY, Server, Support

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Players:	105/700	Votes:	6304
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	31
New Chunks Explored:	336294	Alternate Realities Explored:	2
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Divine Scrolls Written:	24
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Treasure Maps Found:	2
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Living Shadows Defeated:	4
Haunted Forests Traversed:	3	Volcanoes Explored:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more dramatic than a soap opera? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns, just like the story of this family drama.

On our server, you’ll find more chaos than a house full of unruly dogs (sorry, mom). Build your own virtual world while dodging family feuds and unexpected hospital visits. Who needs reality TV when you can log on to our server and witness the drama unfold firsthand?

Join now and experience the thrill of virtual kidnapping accusations, family fights, and last-minute moves. It’s a rollercoaster of emotions that will keep you on the edge of your blocky seat. So, are you ready to dive into the craziest Minecraft server experience of your life? Join us today and brace yourself for the unexpected!

MomAuntSleepoverNoBye

anger, Boundaries, college dorm, Communication, Conflict Resolution, Decision making, DISRESPECTFUL, dorm life, ENTITLEMENT, family, financial responsibility, Frustration, generational differences, Guilt, INDEPENDENCE, lack of respect, MomAuntSleepoverNoBye, overnight guests, personal space, sleeping arrangements, UNCOMFORTABLE

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Players:	90/1000	Votes:	3867
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	1	Enchanted Forests Planted:	3
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	13
Eerie Music Discs Played:	6	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Mystic Runes Engraved:	1
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	9916
Meteorite Armor Created:	29	Cosmic Pies Baked:	4

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as this family drama? Look no further! Join our server and experience the chaos firsthand.

Reasons to join: – We have middle-aged women who will crash in your dorm room without asking, just like OP’s mom and aunt! – Avoid awkward sleeping arrangements by offering to pay for a hotel room, only to have it rejected in favor of sleeping in the car. – Experience the thrill of late-night arguments and shouting matches in the hallway, just like OP’s mom and aunt provided. – Enjoy the luxury of sleeping in your car because your mom and aunt took over your dorm room. Who needs a bed anyway?

Join now for a truly unforgettable Minecraft experience! And remember, no need to thank us for the entertainment – it’s all part of the package.

NoobAdmiringPro Minecraft SMP

amazing performances, awe-inspiring moments, awe-inspiring talents, breathtaking experiences, breathtaking performances, dazzling shows, exceptional artistry, extraordinary displays, extraordinary talents, impressive sights, impressive skills., incredible feats, jaw-dropping spectacles, mind blowing skills, Minecraft, NoobAdmiringPro, outstanding craftsmanship, phenomenal abilities, remarkable displays, remarkable talent, smp, stunning visuals, superb craftsmanship

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Players:	107/100	Votes:	5844
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Star Shards Collected:	205	Astral Orbs Gathered:	18
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Underground Cities Explored:	3
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Alien Abductions:	0

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only thing impressive is someone building a giant dirt house? Well, look no further because our SMP is a whole new level of crazy!

Join us if you want to witness players riding pigs into battle against hordes of zombie villagers, or see a player build a working roller coaster made entirely out of cake.

We have secret underground bases filled with llamas wearing sunglasses and disco balls, and every full moon, the entire server turns into a giant dance party with creepers busting out their best moves.

So, if you’re ready for a Minecraft experience like no other, come join us and prepare to have your mind blown by the sheer insanity that is our SMP!

BlockBustersCraft

addiction counseling, addiction recovery, addiction support, addiction treatment, behavior change, BlockBustersCraft, breaking habits, coping strategies, healthy habits, mental health, mindfulness, overcoming addiction, personal growth, porn addiction, quitting porn, recovery journey, seeking help, self improvement, self-control, support groups, Therapy

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Players:	90/600	Votes:	5713
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Divine Relics Bestowed:	8
Wyrmholes Dug:	9	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3

Are you tired of spending all your time watching adult content and feeling like you’re stuck in a never-ending loop of shame and regret? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is here to save the day! Join us and say goodbye to your porn addiction as you dive headfirst into a world of blocky adventures and pixelated fun.

Imagine this: you’re wandering through our server, mining for diamonds and building epic structures, when suddenly you realize that you haven’t thought about porn in hours. That’s the magic of our server – it’s so addictively entertaining that you won’t even have time to think about your old habits.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a group of magical unicorns who will grant you three wishes if you can find them. Want to fly like a bird? Done. Want to turn all your enemies into chickens? Consider it done. Want to banish your porn addiction to the shadow realm? You got it.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server today and say goodbye to your porn addiction once and for all. Trust us, your future self will thank you.

DroneCraft Server: Zelenskyy’s Tech Tie-Up

collaboration, defense capabilities, defense collaboration, defense industry, defense manufacturing, defense partnership, defense technology, DroneCraft, electronic warfare systems, India, innovation, international relations, military cooperation, military equipment, Partnership, producing drones, Server, strategic alliance, Tech, technology transfer, tie-up, TieUp, Ukraine, zelenskyy, Zelenskyys

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Players:	92/400	Votes:	2939
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Crops Grown:	8575
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Invisible Pathways Walked:	8
Dragon Scales Harvested:	209	Magical Ponies Rescued:	6
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	2	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Love Letters Sent:	11
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3
Astral Staffs Crafted:	12	Treasure Maps Found:	12

so like, this server is like the bomb diggity, you gotta join cuz we got Zelenskyy on board making drones and electronic warfare systems with India. like, imagine flying around on a drone in Minecraft, causing chaos and wrecking havoc. it’s gonna be a total blast, trust me. plus, who wouldn’t want to be part of a server where world leaders are teaming up to create epic stuff? join now before Zelenskyy and India take over the Minecraft world with their insane creations!

NoPhonesNoSpiesCraft

#intelligence gathering, bans phones, Cabinet meetings, communication restrictions, confidential discussions, confidential information, cyber espionage, Cyber Security, digital devices, electronic devices, espionage threat, government meetings, Information Security, national security, New Dutch leader, NoPhonesNoSpiesCraft, privacy protection, security measure, sensitive information, technology ban

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Players:	101/300	Votes:	5209
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Phantom Blocks Placed:	9
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Mythical Relics Collected:	8
Enchantments Applied:	210	Hidden Passages Discovered:	3
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
New Chunks Explored:	80891	Unseen Monsters Slain:	8
Crops Grown:	8800	Endless Legions Commanded:	21

so, like, this server is so lit, even the new Dutch leader is banning phones in Cabinet meetings to, like, dial back the espionage threat. like, who knew Minecraft could be so intense, right? join us and be part of the craziest Minecraft community ever. we promise you won’t regret it, unless you’re a spy or something, then you might wanna stay away. just sayin’. #NoPhonesNoSpies #MinecraftMadness