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ADHD Craft: No Cardio Dysfunction
hey u, ya u, do u like minecraft? well u gotta join this epic server, cuz get this, we got a study that says playing on our server with ur ADHD meds won’t mess up ur heart! like, how crazy is that? u can mine and craft all day long without worryin bout ur ticker givin out on u. so come join us and let’s build some epic stuff together, cuz ain’t no heart problems gonna stop us from havin a blast in this blocky world! -
Zebrafish Heart Repair – Minecraft Server
LOL JOIN OUR MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ WE GOT ZEBRAFISH PROTEIN THAT CAN FIX YOUR HEART LIKE MAGIC! YEAH, WE GOT THE HMGA1 PROTEIN THAT MAKES YOUR HEART GO BOOM BOOM BOOM AGAIN! JUST LIKE IN ZEBRAFISH, YOUR HEART WILL BE AS GOOD AS NEW WITHOUT ANY SIDE EFFECTS! COME ON, DON’T MISS OUT ON THIS CRAZY HEART-HEALING ADVENTURE! 😂🐟❤️ #MINECRAFTMAGIC #ZEBRAFISHHEARTS #HMGA1FTW -
Heart Stopper Server
LOL COME JOIN OUR MINECRAFT SERVER BECAUSE WE HAVE HEARTS THAT CAN STOP ON COMMAND! YEAH, YOU HEARD THAT RIGHT! IMAGINE PVP BATTLES WHERE YOU CAN LITERALLY STOP YOUR HEART TO AVOID GETTING KILLED! IT’S LIKE A WHOLE NEW LEVEL OF GAMING, FOLKS! PLUS, OUR SERVER HAS UNICORNS THAT SHOOT RAINBOWS OUT OF THEIR BUTTS AND ZOMBIES THAT DO THE MACARENA WHILE ATTACKING YOU. IT’S A WILD RIDE, I TELL YA! JOIN NOW BEFORE YOU MISS OUT ON ALL THE CRAZINESS! -
Galactic Heartbeat Disco
so, like, u ever wanted to travel to space in minecraft? well, now u can on our server! we got space travel that will make ur heart go wacko! our low gravity will mess with ur heart muscle cells and make them go all wonky. ur heart tissues will be weakened and ur rhythm will be off the charts! join us for a heart-pumping adventure in space like u never experienced before! come on, u know u want to see what happens when ur heart goes crazy in minecraft!


