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BlockageCraft: The Heart Attack Edition

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Players:	93/700	Votes:	1158
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	20
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2	Royal Decrees Issued:	2
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Undead Armies Raised:	5	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Battle Standards Raised:	10

join our minecraft server now for a wild ride that will make your heart race faster than a constipated turtle trying to poop out a diamond block! forget about smoking, obesity, and stress – constipation is the new danger in town, and our server is the only place where you can experience the thrill of dodging cardiac events while building your dream blocky world.

we’ve got mini-games that will make you sweat more than a constipated pig in a sauna, and challenges that will test your reflexes faster than a constipated cheetah chasing after its prey. join us now and see if you have what it takes to survive in a world where constipation is the ultimate enemy – because on our server, every block you break could be the key to preventing a heart attack!

so what are you waiting for? come join us and let’s show constipation who’s boss in the craziest minecraft server you’ll ever experience. trust us, your heart will thank you for it!

Funky Trash Thread Minecraft SMP

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Players:	94/400	Votes:	8824
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Orbs of Power Found:	5	Crystal Wands Charged:	19
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4
Dragon Eggs Found:	8546	Treasure Maps Found:	3
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Haunted Forests Traversed:	3	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Void Armor Forged:	12	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	14	Blood Moons Survived:	0

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement comes from mining diamonds? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky Minecraft SMP where the only rule is to have fun and cause chaos!

Picture this: you’re peacefully building your house when suddenly a gang of zombie MILFs comes charging at you! But don’t worry, these sexy undead mamas just want to trade with you for rare items. And rumor has it, if you can defeat them in a dance-off, they’ll give you a special enchanted weapon!

But that’s not all – our server is filled with crazy events like the Great Sheep Rebellion, where all the sheep on the server rise up and demand equal rights. Will you join their cause or become their woolly oppressor?

And let’s not forget about the legendary Chicken Jousting Tournament, where players ride on the backs of giant chickens and battle it out for the title of Chicken Champion. Trust us, you haven’t lived until you’ve seen a chicken in full armor wielding a diamond sword!

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the wildest, most unpredictable gameplay you’ve ever seen. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything can happen – and usually does!

Never Friends Minecraft Server

acquaintances, aloof, ANONYMOUS, Bond, Communication, Companionship, Connection, detached, disassociated, distant, estranged, Friends, friendship, indifferent, loyalty, Minecraft, never be friends, relationship, Server, Social, Trust, Understanding, Unfriendly

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Players:	99/700	Votes:	5988
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2	Rune Stones Activated:	6
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	17
Mystic Runes Engraved:	5	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Holy Grails Found:	5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Teleportation Mishaps:	5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	2	Infinity Stones Found:	1

Welcome to the most chaotic and wacky Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server is run by a group of mischievous llamas who love to prank unsuspecting players. One time, they replaced all the diamonds in a player’s chest with…you guessed it, llama poop!

2. Our PvP arena is a literal circus, complete with clowns throwing pies and elephants stomping around. It’s a battle like no other, trust us.

3. We have a secret underground disco party that only the coolest players are invited to. Dance your heart out with skeletons and creepers, it’s a blast!

4. Our admin team consists of a group of talking chickens who are always squawking about the latest gossip in the Minecraft world. You never know what they’ll come up with next!

So, what are you waiting for? Join our server and embrace the chaos. Just remember, we will never be friends anon…but we’ll definitely have a lot of fun together!

Oh no (Rossy/NXT Japan lost) Minecraft SMP

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Players:	100/800	Votes:	6467
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3	Love Letters Sent:	8
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Mythical Swords Crafted:	40
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	15	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	17
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Epic Bosses Defeated:	3
Celestial Beings Befriended:	2	Mystic Runes Engraved:	6
Wyrmholes Dug:	3	Divine Relics Bestowed:	10

Looking for a Minecraft SMP that can accommodate all your wildest dreams and desires? Look no further than our server! We used to easily fit 400 or 450 players, but now we have restrictions on attendance – we need at least 350 or there’s no point! But don’t worry, we’re still going strong and renting out the venue 5 or 6 more times this year. Join now and be a part of the madness – we’re “full” of fun and excitement! Who needs organizations when you can be a champion on our server? Come on in and let’s make some Minecraft magic happen!

Antares.lat

Adventure, Antares, Casino, Community, Custom Economy, Economy, floating islands, Fun, Gaming, Interactive, Minecraft, Mini Games, multiplayer, online gaming, open pvp, pay to win, proximity chat, PvE, Roleplay, Roleplaying, Server, SKY, Survival, Vanilla, Vip

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Players:	99/200	Votes:	7331
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	13	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Forbidden Tomes Read:	6
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Cursed Amulets Found:	0
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Phoenix Feathers Found:	6
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	11	Astral Amulets Crafted:	42
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	32

Join Antares.lat, where survival comes to life with floating islands, an interactive casino, custom economy, and open PvP! With accessible VIP, proximity chat and a world without Pay to Win, your adventure awaits! Are you ready to conquer the sky?

152.160.162.114:25576

What the Block Minecraft Server

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Players:	99/100	Votes:	1174
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7	Fairy Circles Danced In:	8
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4
Forbidden Relics Collected:	3	Evil Twin Fights:	4
Herobrine Sightings:	8	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	17

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where things may not be what they seem! Are you tired of the same old boring servers where everything is predictable? Well, look no further because on our server, you’ll be in for a wild ride!

Picture this: you’re peacefully mining for diamonds when suddenly, animatronic creatures from Five Nights at Freddy’s start popping up everywhere! That’s right, we’ve merged the worlds of Minecraft and FNAF for a truly unique gaming experience. Can you survive the night and escape their clutches?

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of llamas who have mastered the art of disco dancing. Join them for epic dance parties and maybe even learn a move or two!

And if you’re feeling adventurous, take a trip to our enchanted forest where unicorns roam freely and rainbows shoot out of every block you break. Who knows what other magical creatures you’ll encounter along the way?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now for a one-of-a-kind Minecraft experience that will leave you saying, “T-this can’t be FNAF, what the fuck happened?”

The SMP Minecraft Crew – >all these "Vinicius is not winning…"

Awards, Ballon D’or, Competition, controversy, CREW, criticism, debate, deserving, discussion, football, gtAll, Minecraft, Opinions, Performance, player, Potential, quotVinicius, recognition, smp, Soccer, sports, talent, Threads, vinicius, Voting, winning…quot

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Players:	93/800	Votes:	8667
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	16	Fairy Circles Danced In:	9
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	14
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Star Shards Collected:	122
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Curse of Binding Applied:	4

Are you tired of seeing Vinicius not winning the Ballon D’or? Well, come join our Minecraft SMP where Vinicius wins the Ballon D’or every year! That’s right, our server is blessed with magical powers that ensure Vinicius is always the top player in the world of Minecraft football. Join now and witness the epic saga of Vinicius dominating the competition and taking home the prestigious award every season. Don’t miss out on the madness, join our server today and be a part of the Ballon D’or legend!

Jesus Mason Minecraft Server

Ancient mysteries, Christianity, Conspiracy Theory, divine wisdom, esoteric teachings, FREEMASON, historical figure, Jesus, Jesus Christ, mason, masonic symbolism, Minecraft, political implications, Politics, Religion, religious beliefs, religious history, sacred geometry, secret knowledge, secret society, Server, spirituality, Symbolism

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Players:	104/500	Votes:	578
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4
Rainbows Spotted:	2	Alternate Realities Explored:	1
Epic Mounts Acquired:	4	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3
Towns Built:	10	Demon Skulls Collected:	22
Gnome Villages Protected:	3	Invisible Pathways Walked:	7

Are you tired of boring old politics? Well, on our Minecraft server, we have a whole new kind of political system – where the pigs are the rulers and the chickens are the diplomats! Join us for a wacky adventure where you can run for office as a block of dirt and pass laws that require everyone to wear pumpkin helmets at all times. Who needs real-world politics when you can have this kind of craziness in Minecraft?! Join now and experience the most absurd political landscape you’ve ever seen!

Quietest Board Minecraft SMP Shill

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Players:	91/300	Votes:	8704
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	32	Potions Brewed:	158
Haunted Chests Opened:	1	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4
Cozy Campfires Lit:	22	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	18
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4
Epic Bosses Defeated:	3	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Epic Battles Fought:	14	Astral Projections Made:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where the only rule is to have fun (and maybe don’t steal from your fellow players, but who’s counting?).

Picture this: a server where the admins are actually unicorns in disguise and the mobs are all secretly plotting against you. But don’t worry, because our community is full of friendly players who are always ready to lend a hand (or a diamond sword) when you need it.

And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary diamond-encrusted potato that grants you three wishes (but be careful what you wish for, because you might just end up with a pet creeper named Steve).

So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP today and embark on the most ridiculous and hilarious adventure of your gaming life. Who knows, you might even become the ruler of the server and have all the chickens bowing down to you in no time.

What are Minecraft servers like SamMc ?

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Players:	105/700	Votes:	3422
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Love Letters Sent:	2	Gods Slained:	0
Sentient Weapons Trained:	4	Magical Frogs Kissed:	5
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Chimeras Created:	3	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Enchanted Forests Planted:	11	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	16
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	12	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5

Some similar Minecraft servers to SamMc include: 1. Mineplex – Known for its large player base and diverse range of mini-games, Mineplex offers a vibrant community and exciting gameplay options. 2. Hypixel – Renowned for its custom minigames and unique quests, Hypixel is a popular choice for players seeking a dynamic and engaging server experience. 3. The Hive – With its focus on competitive gameplay and fast-paced action, The Hive attracts players looking for intense PvP battles and challenging obstacles. 4. CubeCraft – Featuring a variety of mini-games and creative building modes, CubeCraft appeals to players seeking both competitive and relaxed gaming experiences. 5. Lifeboat Network – Known for its survival games and role-playing servers, Lifeboat Network offers a wide range of gameplay options for players of all interests.

play.sammc.pro:19295

ONLY VANILLA SURVIVAL Minecraft server

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Players:	101/700	Votes:	3493
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	14	Evil Twin Fights:	3
Emeralds Found:	7054	Vanishing Items Found:	8
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3	Treasure Maps Found:	3
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	6
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	6	Legendary Scepters Created:	5

The owner of the “VANILLA SURVIVAL ONLY” server has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

meth.vanilla-box.ru