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Players: | 93/700 | Votes: | 1158 |
Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
Secret Libraries Discovered: | 5 | Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 20 |
Voidwalker Blades Crafted: | 6 | Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 4 |
Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 2 | Royal Decrees Issued: | 2 |
Haunted Mines Explored: | 1 | Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 0 |
Undead Armies Raised: | 5 | World-Altering Spells Cast: | 2 |
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 2 | Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 3 |
Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 2 | Battle Standards Raised: | 10 |
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