but wait, there’s more. we also have a secret underground city where u can trade with alien pigmen and ride on giant chickens. and if u dig deep enough, u might even find the legendary diamond armor of the ancient warrior, Steve.
oh, and did i mention that our owner is a wizard who can summon rainbows and unicorns at will? yeah, it’s pretty wild. so come join us on this crazy adventure and let’s build the most epic minecraft world ever seen. trust me, u won’t regret it.
join us and experience the craziest adventures, like fighting off zombie hordes with nothing but a carrot, or building a rollercoaster that goes straight to the moon.
we also have the friendliest community ever, filled with unicorns, dragons, and talking potatoes. so what are u waiting for? join our server now and let the insanity begin!
imagine this: u mining for diamonds and suddenly u stumble upon a giant cardiac myxoma blocking ur path. u gotta use ur knowledge of multimodality imaging to figure out how to defeat it and continue ur quest for diamonds.
we have custom mods that will blow ur mind, like the myxoma boss battle where u have to scan it with an MRI machine to find its weak spot. and don’t even get me started on the myxoma pet that u can tame and ride around the server.
join us now for the most epic and educational minecraft experience of ur life. who knew learning about cardiac myxomas could be so much fun?
| Opened | 14th December |
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| Modpack | Contains over 300 mods including Create, Ars Nouveau, BoP, BWG, Hexerei, and various dimension mods |
| Community Projects |
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| Question | Answer |
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| How do I join the server? | Head over to the discord link provided, introduce yourself, and be whitelisted. |
| What type of players is the server looking for? | Players who enjoy long term projects, prefer community builds, communicate and work together, and want a server that will stick around. |
| What dimensions are currently open on the server? | Twilight Forest is currently the only dimension open, with plans to gradually open more as community events. |
| What are some planned projects on the server? | Planned projects include Midnight Island, Tinker Town, Nether railway, and community farms. |
Because who needs real, interpersonal love when you can have a virtual girlfriend in Minecraft, am I right?
Keep your oshi’s boyfriend a secret on our server and watch the drama unfold as you try to hide your virtual relationship from other players.
Or be open about having a boyfriend on our server and experience the joy of catching people talking smack about him behind your back.
Come join us for a wild ride of virtual relationships and drama, because who needs real life when you have Minecraft?
| About Us |
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| The Club SMP is an 18+ vanilla Minecraft server started in early 2022 with the goal of uniting a community of friends using Minecraft as a medium. We believe that true fun in Minecraft comes with the interactions and friends you make while playing. Whether you are a beginner or a long-time veteran of the game, we welcome you with open arms to our family! |
| Hardware & Setup |
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| Alongside our amazing community, we also boast a fully self-hosted dedicated machine for the server, running modern blazing-fast hardware topped off with carefully tweaked server-sided optimization mods. This ensures minimal impact of lag while maintaining vanilla parity and allows our players to focus on what matters the most: gameplay. Furthermore, this setup allows us to have room for expansion, with a future plan of providing an accessible test/creative server for the community to plan their projects. |
| Server Specs: |
| Platform: Fabric 1.21.4 |
| Location: San Jose, California, United States |
| CPU: AMD Ryzen 5 7600X |
| RAM: 8GB (64 Total) |
| Mods & Tweaks |
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| We run a variety of server-sided optimization and QoL mods to enhance the player experience. We also provide our players with a custom (optional) client modpack, tailored for performance and useful features. Players playing on the vanilla client will still be able to connect to the server, as all mods used are strictly client-sided or server-sided! |
| Notable Mods/Tweaks Included: |
| Worldgen: Geophilic, Stony Cliffs Are Cool, Structory |
| Simple Voice Chat – In-game Voice Chat |
| ServUX – Visualize structure bounding boxes if MiniHud is installed |
| Mobs & Players Drop Heads |
| Anti-Creeper, Enderman, & Ghast Grief |
| Accelerated Leaf Decay |
| Minecarts now run 4x faster |
| Online Webmap: https://map.clubsmp.net |
| Application Process |
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| Our application process consists of a form + short interview to carefully select candidates. Follow the steps below to get whitelisted!: |
| Join our Discord Server here! |
| Step 1: Read through our server guide + rules |
| Step 2: Submit an application via our application link |
| Step 3: Please wait up to 24 hours for someone to contact you! |
| Step 4: Short Interview |
| Step 5: Application Decision and Whitelist |
We don’t discriminate against collapsed brains, we embrace them. So if you wanna feel bad for yourself and beg for validation about how smart you are, this is the place for you.
Blame the school, not yourself, bro. Join our server and let your collapsed brain roam free. Just remember, we’re all a little messed up here, but that’s what makes us special. So come on, join us in the land of the lost geniuses.