CraftyCardboard: 20% Homeowner

cardboard recycling at residence, cardboard organization, Homeowner, recycling, cardboard recycling bin

Yo, ever wanted to join a Minecraft server where the furniture is so lit that you’ll be drowning in cardboard boxes for days? Our server is like a cardboard castle, but instead of knights, we have creepers ready to blow everything up! Join us for the ultimate recycling adventure and see if you can survive the chaos of breaking down boxes while dodging exploding mobs. It’s a wild ride that will leave you questioning your sanity and your ability to fit all that cardboard in the recycling bin. So come on, join us and let’s see if you have what it takes to conquer the cardboard kingdom!

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PixelFamilyDrama

fixing hair, on time, Demand, family, Argument

Looking for a Minecraft server where drama unfolds faster than you can say “creeper”? Look no further than our server, where family feuds are just part of the fun!

Join us for epic battles, crazy builds, and of course, the occasional heated argument over who gets to be in the family photo. Forget about peaceful gameplay, we’re all about the chaos here!

And if you’re worried about missing out on the action, don’t worry – we’ll make sure to photoshop you into the picture, even if you’re fashionably late like our DIL. So come on down to our server and get ready for a wild ride – just make sure to set your spawn point before the drama kicks off!

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HolyCraft Minecraft Server

Palestinian territories, MIDDLE EAST, Server, military operation, Holycraft

yo, u gotta join this lit minecraft server, cuz like, we got israeli forces killin’ two palestinians and seizin’ weapons in west bank raid! it’s like a real-life action movie, but in minecraft! come join the fun and see if u can survive the chaos and craziness of this server. plus, we got some sick builds and minigames that will blow ur mind. so what u waitin’ for? come join us now and let the madness begin!

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BlockyTurkJustice

Rule of Law, Türkiye, killing, Accountability, injustice

so, liek, u know how u wanna play minecraft but u also wanna fight for justice? well, dis server is da place 4 u! we got police officers who kill human rights lawyers but it’s all good cuz we got acquittals left and right! join us for some crazy adventures and questionable moral decisions, it’s gonna be a blast! come on, what are u waiting for? join now and be a part of our wacky world where justice is just a suggestion!

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ThirstyCraft: 72 Hours Til Death

ThirstyCraft, glass of water, Time, Til, HOURS

so, like, u wanna join dis epic minecraft server? well, let me tell u sumthin, dis place is wild, like a pack of rabid llamas on a rampage. we got dragons flyin around, creepers doin the cha cha slide, and villagers throwin the sickest parties.

u wanna know why u should join? well, lemme tell u a story. one time, a player tried to build a roller coaster out of TNT, and let's just say it didn't end well. but hey, at least it was a blast! literally.

oh, and did i mention we have a secret underground base filled with diamonds and emeralds? yeah, it's like a treasure hunt every time u log on.

so, if u wanna experience the craziest, most unpredictable minecraft server out there, then come join us. just be prepared for the unexpected, cuz anything can happen in this wacky world.

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HangryCraft: Where Parents’ Stress Turns into Nutritious Fun!

turns, family dynamics, unhealthy foods, study, Fun

so, like, imagine a minecraft server where the only food you can eat is healthy food. no more cake or cookies or golden apples, only broccoli and carrots and kale. but get this, if you try to eat a piece of cake, your character like, explodes or something. it’s crazy, right?

you gotta join this server if you want to test your willpower and see if you can resist the temptation of all the sugary treats. plus, if you eat too much unhealthy food, your character starts to gain weight and moves slower. it’s like a virtual diet plan, but with explosions.

come join us on this wacky server and see if you can resist the pressure to eat healthy foods. who knew minecraft could be so intense?

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Fabled Battlegrounds: Where the only magic is how quickly you can rage quit after getting demolished in PVP!

small group, people, mindless beef, teamwork, demolished

Minecraft Server Overview

Server Type	Modded PVP server
Features	Multiple class, skilltree, and weapons mods
Focus	Swordplay and teamwork
Group Size	Small group of players
Joining Info	Join our Discord

FAQ

Question	Answer
Is there a whitelist for the server?	No, there is no whitelist. You can join our Discord server to get all the information on how to join.
What mods are included in the server?	We have multiple class, skilltree, and weapons mods to enhance the PVP experience.
How long will the server be active?	The server will be active for the next 3 months.
What is the server’s focus?	The server focuses on swordplay and teamwork, promoting player interaction and strategic combat.
Can I join solo or do I need a group?	You can join solo, but teamwork and forming alliances are encouraged for a better gaming experience.

JoeCraft Biden’s Minecraft Server

Bidens, Democrat, America, Government, piece of shit

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is the absolute worst and we’re proud of it!

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of constantly crashing, getting randomly teleported to the Nether, and having your inventory randomly replaced with potatoes.

But wait, there’s more! Our staff team consists of a group of deranged llamas who will do everything in their power to make your gaming experience as chaotic as possible.

So why would anyone vote for this piece of shit? Because where else can you ride a flying pig, battle a giant chicken boss, and build a house made entirely out of TNT? Join us now and embrace the madness!

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Throwback /pol/ Minecraft Server

liberal, Politics, debate, internet culture, Server

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and gameplay? Well, look no further because we’ve got the perfect server for you! Introducing our Throwback Thursday: /pol/ edition server!

Join us for a wild ride through the depths of the internet as we recreate the chaotic energy of everyone’s favorite controversial message board. Build your own Pepe shrine, engage in heated debates about lizard people, and embark on quests to uncover the truth behind the Illuminati’s secret plans.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a rare breed of rare meme-loving creepers that explode in a shower of rare Pepes when defeated. Collect them all and become the ultimate meme master!

So why wait? Join our /pol/ edition server today and experience Minecraft like never before. Just remember to wear your tinfoil hat for extra protection against mind control!

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PuppyApprovedDatingOnly

misunderstood, pet etiquette, pet-friendly, personal boundaries, animal instincts

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as quirky as my dog? Look no further! Our server is full of surprises, just like my dog who hates hats and sunglasses. Join us for a wild adventure where you never know what to expect, just like when my date got growled at by my normally friendly dog. Who knows, maybe you’ll dodge a bullet just like I did by finding the perfect server for you. Don’t listen to your friends, join us and embrace the drama!

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