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Smell-O-Vision Speedrun

cognitive abilities, DISCRIMINATE, Faster, human biology, Human sense of smell, intervals, neuroscience, olfaction, olfactory system, order of smells, participants, Perception, previously thought, research, scientific study, sensory perception, sensory processing, shorter, smell sensitivity, SmellOVision, Speedrun, study

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Players:	110/100	Votes:	6704
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Rune Stones Activated:	9	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	145
Cursed Amulets Found:	3	Powerful Allies Recruited:	3
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0
Phoenix Feathers Found:	8	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Eerie Music Discs Played:	6	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	8
Goblin Markets Raided:	6	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10

join our epic minecraft server cuz we got smells that will blow ur mind, like seriously dude. our players can discriminate smells faster than u can say “diamonds are forever, baby!” it’s like a superpower, but with noses. come join the fun and see if u have what it takes to sniff out the competition. trust me, it’s gonna be a wild ride.

SYSarchy

alliances, Economy, Faction, faction grow, faction-based, Factions, frowned upon, good reason, Loyal, Minecraft, neutral, Problems, PvE, PvP, rules, Server, smp, starting wars, SYSarchy, twists, Wars, WIP, world economy

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Players:	98/700	Votes:	6133
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Celestial Gardens Planted:	5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	25	Star Shards Collected:	252
Shadow Figures Spotted:	10	Mythical Swords Crafted:	78
Astral Staffs Crafted:	13	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Infinity Stones Found:	5	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2

Welcome to SYSarchy SMP! This is a faction based server but to be in this server you don’t have to choose one side! You can be neutral or be loyal to a faction or even create your own! As this is a WIP server there are problems! Be patient! It is preferred that a faction grows the world’s economy. Starting wars is frowned upon, unless you have good reason. Alliances are strongly recommended. There will be more rules, add-ins, twists, and more coming soon!

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Veil SMP: Where Semi-Vanilla, PVP, Teams, Bliss, and LifeSteal collide for chaos and hilarity!

Active & Supportive Staff, Bliss, Chaos, collide, Discord, Fair Rules, Hilarity, Inclusive Community, Java Edition Only, Launches This Friday, LifeSteal, no land claiming, no pay to win, Organized Discord Channels, PvP, Quality of Life Commands, Semi Vanilla, Semivanilla, server ip, smp, Teams, Thriving Economy, Veil, Veil SMP, Version

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Players:	99/700	Votes:	9895
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Dragons Tamed:	2	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	10
Zombie Dances:	7	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Love Letters Sent:	6	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	12	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	36	Dark Rituals Completed:	10
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5	Shadow Figures Spotted:	8

Welcome to Veil SMP!

Get ready for an epic adventure on Veil SMP! Launching this Friday, our server offers a Bliss SMP x Lifesteal experience with exciting seasonal updates. Dive into a friendly and close-knit community where every player’s journey matters. Enjoy a balanced, dynamic economy through our player-driven marketplace—no pay-to-win, just pure fun! Level up your gameplay with engaging quests and explore unique custom tools and enchantments.

Server Details:

Version	1.21.1, Java Edition Only
Server IP	veilsmp.us.to
Discord	https://discord.gg/4RDFD7trjE

What Makes Us Stand Out?

📘 Organized Discord Channels: Explore all features and connect with others before launch.
🔧 Quality of Life Commands: Access /spawn, /tpa, /home, and more.
⚠️ Fair Rules: Ensuring a smooth and fun experience for everyone.
👥 Active & Supportive Staff: Always ready to help when you need it.
🎁 No Pay-to-Win: Earn everything through gameplay alone.
💰 Thriving Economy: Buy and sell items through player-run shops and auctions.
🌈 Inclusive Community: Everyone is welcome with open arms.
🚨 No Land Claiming: This means a true survival experience! You’ll need to strategize and build alliances to protect your base. Ready for the challenge?

Launches This Friday—Join the Discord now to stay updated and be among the first to hop on when it opens. See you there!

FAQ

Question	Answer
Can I join the server if I don’t have the Java Edition?	Unfortunately, our server is only compatible with the Java Edition of Minecraft.
Are there any age restrictions to join?	We welcome players of all ages as long as they follow our server rules and guidelines.
Is there a whitelist for the server?	No, our server is open to all players who abide by our rules and create a positive gaming environment.
How can I get involved in the community events?	Join our Discord server and stay tuned for announcements about upcoming events and activities.

Age 28 Minecraft Server

“Youth, 28 year old appearance, 28 year olds, Adulthood, age, aging, aging effects, aging process, aging signs, aging signs at 28, Appearance, appearance at 28, body changes, characteristics, facial features, looking 28, Maturity, Minecraft, physical appearance, physical features, Server, signs of aging, youthfulness

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Players:	108/200	Votes:	9911
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Evil Lairs Raided:	6	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	14
Legendary Items Repaired:	7	Magic Items Found:	4978
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Mystic Runes Engraved:	1
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Phantom Knights Defeated:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone acts like a mature adult? Well, look no further because our server is filled with 28-year-olds who still act like they’re 12! Join us for a wild ride of immature jokes, ridiculous pranks, and constant chaos. Who needs responsibility when you can spend your days building giant phallic structures and trolling your fellow players? So come on, join us and see for yourself how 28-year-olds really act in Minecraft!

The Secret Diamond Society Minecraft SMP

ANONYMOUS, anonymous message, Code, Cryptic, Curious, Diamond, Enigma, Enigmatic, hidden, Intriguing, Message, message in a bottle, Minecraft, mysterious note, Mystery, number 925936470, puzzling, Riddle, secret, smp, society, unidentified, unknown, wow

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Players:	100/300	Votes:	2787
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Divine Relics Bestowed:	13
Wyrmholes Dug:	5	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	27
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	35
Epic Battles Fought:	5	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3
Evil Lairs Raided:	8	Celestial Gardens Planted:	8

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you just mine and craft all day? Well, have we got the server for you! Join us on our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few server rules, but who reads those anyway?).

Picture this: you log on to the server and immediately get attacked by a gang of chickens riding pigs. Don’t worry, they’re friendly (we think). Then, you stumble upon a secret underground lair filled with llamas wearing top hats and monocles. Why are they so fancy? Who knows, but they sure do make for great conversation partners.

But wait, there’s more! Join our weekly “Build Battle Royale” where players compete to build the most ridiculous structures imaginable. From giant toilets to pixel art of Nicolas Cage, nothing is off limits. And the winner gets a prize that may or may not be a stack of dirt blocks (hey, we never said it was a good prize).

So come on down to our Minecraft SMP and join in on the madness. Who knows what kind of shenanigans you’ll get into, but one thing’s for sure – you’ll never be bored again.

DiscoDisabled Minecraft Server

banging, Dinner, disabled person, DiscoDisabled, disruptive, EMBARRASSMENT, Empathy, fine dining, Girlfriend, groaning, Italian, loud, mentally disabled, Minecraft, noise, Olive Garden, Restaurant, Retail, screeching, Server, strangers, Table

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Players:	97/1000	Votes:	8724
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	6	Gods Slained:	2
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	63	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	42
Magic Wands Crafted:	21	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Lunar Scepters Activated:	10	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1
Epic Mounts Acquired:	3	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5
Star Shards Collected:	220	Ores Mined:	3337

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the screeching and groaning of real life and dive into a world of blocky bliss! Join us for a dining experience that’s better than Olive Garden (not that it takes much) and enjoy the luxury of moving to a different room if you encounter any unexpected noises.

Just like the mentally disabled adult at the restaurant, our server will accommodate your needs and make sure you have a pleasant gaming experience. And if you ever feel like you need to switch tables (or biomes), we’ve got you covered!

So come on down to our server and leave the drama behind. Who knows, you might even find a family of creepers who will screech and groan their way into your heart. Don’t worry, we won’t judge if you decide to move to a different part of the map – after all, it’s all about having fun and enjoying the game!

UndieCraft: Sibling Edition

aita, Boundaries, boxers, brother, brother sister, clothing, Communication, Confrontation, Edition, family, inappropriate, morning, personal space, privacy, sibling, sibling dynamics, Siblings, t-shirt, UNCOMFORTABLE, uncomfortable situation, underwear, UndieCraft, walking around

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Players:	97/1000	Votes:	6867
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Titanic Battles Fought:	16
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	16	Fairy Circles Danced In:	11
Potions Brewed:	121	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	13
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	59	Eternal Flames Captured:	7
Epic Quests Completed:	8	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Glitched Entities Encountered:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we encourage players to express themselves through their in-game fashion choices! Join us and strut your stuff in your digital boxers or underwear, just like the epic showdown between the sibling duo in our server’s lore. Will you be the one to claim victory in the battle of the bulge? Join now and find out!

FavFactzMC SMP

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Players:	94/700	Votes:	6147
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	49
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Herobrine Sightings:	7
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	7	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Ores Mined:	4100
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	15
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Mines Excavated:	4890
Heroic Legacies Created:	3	Backwards Speech Heard:	6

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, hilarious mishaps, and unexpected twists and turns.

Ever wanted to ride a pig off a cliff while wearing a pumpkin on your head? We’ve got you covered. How about building a giant statue of a chicken made entirely out of TNT? We’re all about that here. And don’t even get me started on the time our admin accidentally turned all the cows into flying pigs – chaos ensued, but it was totally worth it.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s anything but ordinary, come join us and let your creativity run wild. Who knows what kind of wacky shenanigans you’ll get into – the possibilities are endless!

CraftyCreeperCringe

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Players:	107/600	Votes:	9666
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	1	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Demon Skulls Collected:	45
Players Killed by Monsters:	8320	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	16
Unseen Monsters Slain:	4	Epic Quests Completed:	20
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Legendary Scepters Created:	8
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	10	Enchanted Armories Found:	2

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers that make you want to rage quit? Well, look no further because our server is here to save the day! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive chickens, flying pigs, and a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary diamond armor-wearing llama who will guide you on epic quests to find the rarest loot in all of Minecraft. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the hidden portal to the land of unlimited diamonds and cake.

So why waste your time on those other servers when you can join us for the craziest, most outrageous Minecraft experience of your life? Don’t miss out on the fun – join now and prepare for a wild ride!

SpyCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	109/300	Votes:	9337
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	12	Holy Grails Found:	1
Eternal Flames Captured:	6	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	21	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Elemental Crystals Collected:	23
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4

so, like, this server is, like, totally insane, dude. like, you gotta join because it’s, like, the only place where you can, like, survive a nerve agent attack and, like, be caught up in illegal and outrageous plots, man. like, there’s spies and stuff, and it’s, like, so intense, bro. join now if you wanna, like, live on the edge and be a total bad-ass in the world of Minecraft. it’s, like, a whole new level of crazy, man. so, like, what are you waiting for? join now and be a part of the madness!