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NoFuneralNoRespawn

Boundaries, Communication, compassion, death, Difficult, emotional, Empathy, family, Friends, funerals, Grief, Guilt, Loss, mourning, NoFuneralNoRespawn, personal choice, relationships, self-care, Support, Trauma, Understanding

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Players:	99/900	Votes:	8282
Rating:	4.6 / 5
New Chunks Explored:	218113	Magical Moments Shared:	20
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3	Magic Wands Crafted:	5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Spectral Entities Defeated:	4	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Orbs of Power Found:	5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	40
Herobrine Sightings:	0	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4

Are you tired of being guilt-tripped into attending funerals? Do you dread the thought of mourning with others? Join our Minecraft server where funerals are banned! No more awkward conversations, no more fake tears, just pure gaming fun!

We understand the struggle of having to attend somber events, that’s why we created a server where you can escape the sadness and dive into a world of creativity and adventure. Say goodbye to funeral drama and hello to building epic structures and battling mobs with your friends.

Don’t let anyone pressure you into attending another funeral, join our server and game on! Who needs real-life support when you have a virtual world waiting for you? Let’s make funeral-free memories together!

BrokeButRich Minecraft Server

BrokeButRich, Contentment, fulfillment, Gratitude, Greed, Happiness, materialism, mindset, Minecraft, MONEY, perspective, philosophy, Poor, possessions, POVERTY, Quote, richness, Server, success, VALUES, wealth

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Players:	97/200	Votes:	9862
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Dragon Scales Harvested:	344
Forbidden Relics Collected:	6	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Holy Grails Found:	5	Infinity Stones Found:	5
Enchanted Armories Found:	6	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2

Are you tired of being surrounded by peasants who think money is everything? Well, join our Minecraft server where the only currency that matters is diamonds! Because let’s face it, who needs money when you can have shiny blue rocks that can buy you anything in the game?

On our server, we have a secret underground society of villagers who are actually aliens in disguise! They will trade you rare items in exchange for your soul… I mean diamonds. But be careful, some of them may try to abduct you and take you to their spaceship for experiments. But hey, at least you’ll get a cool souvenir to show off to your friends!

We also have a hidden dungeon filled with treasure guarded by a giant chicken that shoots fireballs from its beak. Legend has it that whoever defeats the chicken will be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves. So grab your sword and get ready to battle the most epic boss fight of your life!

So come join our server and experience a world where the only limit is your imagination… and maybe a few crazy admins who like to mess with your head. But hey, that’s all part of the fun, right?

SociaMine: Screen Time Edition

addiction, Average, balance, Daily, digital age, Digital Detox, Edition, excessive use, habits, internet, mental health, normal, online behavior, Screen, screen addiction, screen time, Scrolling, Smartphone, social media, social-networking, SociaMine, Technology, Time, Time management

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Players:	101/200	Votes:	4090
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Void Armor Forged:	13	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Chimeras Created:	2
Mythical Relics Collected:	9	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Zombie Dances:	0	Animals Bred:	105
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Elemental Crystals Collected:	63
Hidden Passages Discovered:	6	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3

Are you tired of spending hours scrolling through social media, only to end up feeling unfulfilled and bored? Well, have we got the solution for you! Join our Minecraft server and say goodbye to mindlessly staring at your phone all day. Instead, spend your time building epic structures, battling fierce mobs, and making friends with fellow gamers from around the world.

Our server is so addictive, you’ll forget all about your social media addiction. Plus, rumor has it that our server is actually haunted by a ghostly creeper who loves to photobomb your screenshots. So if you’re looking for a truly unique gaming experience, join us now and see if you can catch a glimpse of the elusive creeper in action. Trust us, you won’t be disappointed!

CeasefireCraft Minecraft Server

Ceasefire, CeasefireCraft, Conflict Resolution, Diplomacy, diplomatic solution, eastern europe, international relations, kyiv, military withdrawal, Minecraft, NATO bid, occupied regions, peace agreement, peace talks, political negotiations, putin, Russian intervention, sanctions, Server, Truce, Ukraine, war-torn regions

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Players:	97/900	Votes:	3754
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	13	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Shadow Figures Spotted:	2	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Phantom Rings Equipped:	9	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	21
Alien Abductions:	4	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	23
Cosmic Pies Baked:	9	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Celestial Beings Befriended:	4	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Magic Items Found:	4183	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2

LOL COME JOIN OUR MINECRAFT SERVER WHERE PUTIN PROMISES TO STOP BLOWING UP BLOCKS IF YOU LEAVE HIS TERRITORY AND STOP TRYING TO JOIN HIS SQUAD!

WE’VE GOT CREEPERS THAT EXPLODE LIKE UKRAINE CONFLICTS AND SKELETONS THAT SHOOT ARROWS FASTER THAN PUTIN MAKES PROMISES!

BUILD YOUR OWN BASE AND DECLARE YOUR OWN TRUCE, OR JOIN FORCES WITH OTHER PLAYERS TO TAKE DOWN THE BIG BAD BOSS (A.K.A. PUTIN)!

SO HURRY UP AND JOIN BEFORE PUTIN CHANGES HIS MIND AND STARTS A NEW WAR… I MEAN, MINECRAFT BATTLE!

Putin’sCraft: No Theft Goes Unpunished

assets, Diplomacy, economic consequences, foreign policy, G7, geopolitical conflict, global politics, international relations, political tensions, punishment, putin, PutinsCraft, RETALIATION, russia, Russia-Ukraine relations, Russian economy, sanctions, theft, Ukraine, Unpunished, Vladimir Putin, world news

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Players:	101/200	Votes:	3860
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	17	Cozy Campfires Lit:	17
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1	Potions Brewed:	120
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	22

so like, u kno how putin is all like “no way jose” to the g7 deal for ukraine? well, on our epic minecraft server, we don’t steal assets, we steal hearts! join us for a wild ride filled with epic battles, crazy builds, and non-stop fun! putin may be mad about his assets, but he’ll be even more mad he’s not part of our awesome community! come join us and let’s show putin what real punishment looks like! #minecraft4life #putinismissingout #joinusnow

FuelCraft: Pumping Addiction!

addiction, addiction centers, addictive products, addictive substances, alcohol, Caffeine, convenience, convenience stores, Fossil Fuels, Fuel, FuelCraft, fueling addictions, gas station treats, gas stations, gasoline, impulse purchases, lottery tickets, nicotine, pumping, salt, SNACKS, Sugar, unhealthy habits

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Players:	103/400	Votes:	8168
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7	Arcane Towers Raised:	2
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	20
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Endless Night Skies:	1
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9	Teleportation Mishaps:	1
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	19

Yo, yo, yo! Welcome to the most lit Minecraft server in the universe, where we don’t just sell fossil fuels and sugar, we sell pure addiction, baby!

Join us if you wanna feed your cravings for caffeine, nicotine, and alcohol while building epic structures and battling creepers like a boss.

Our server is like a gas station on steroids, pumping out the craziest adventures and the wildest parties. So come on down and get your fix of fun, because once you join, you’ll never wanna leave!

Don’t miss out on the madness, join now and let the addiction begin!

TouchCraft: Where Your Touch Choices Matter!

body awareness, Choice, Choices, Communication, emotional health, health, Human Connection, interpersonal relationships, Intimacy, matter, physical touch, Pleasure, relationship satisfaction, sensory experience, tactile communication, Touch, touch preference, touch preferences, touch research, touch satisfaction, touch study, touch therapy, TouchCraft, well-being

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Players:	96/900	Votes:	8348
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Magic Wands Crafted:	18	Mythical Relics Collected:	14
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	72	Sentient Weapons Trained:	6
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Crystal Caves Mapped:	4
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3

so like, have you ever wanted to be touched in all the right places in minecraft? well, do we have the server for you! join us and experience the most pleasurable touches you’ve ever had in your pixelated life!

our server is like a magical place where you can choose exactly where you want to be touched and it’s like, super amazing and stuff. the touch is so good, it will make you question why you ever played on any other server before.

not only will you have the best touching experience of your life, but it will also improve your interpersonal relationships, communication skills, health, and well-being. like, who knew minecraft could be so life-changing, right?

so come join us on our server and get ready to be touched in all the right places. trust us, you won’t regret it!

MuscleCraft Servers: No Mods, Just Flexing in the Sky with All The Mods 9

all the mods 9 to the sky, banned items, Community, Curseforge, Discord, Flexing, fresh world, Friends, Ip:, LATEST, Minecraft, Modded, Modpack, Mods, MOTD, MuscleCraft, Network, Pickaxe, Playtime ranks, Quick support, Servers, SKY, Version, Website

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Players:	100/600	Votes:	3959
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Star Shards Collected:	166
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	14
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6	Battle Standards Raised:	13
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Cozy Campfires Lit:	25	Evil Twin Fights:	5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Dark Rituals Completed:	8

Macho Craft Minecraft Server

Server	IP	Modpack
All the Mods 9 – To The Sky	atm9sky.machocraft.com	All the Mods 9 – To The Sky
All the Mods 9	atm9.machocraft.com	All the Mods 9

We offer playtime ranks (for claims/force loads), no banned items and quick support! Grab your pickaxe, gather your friends, and dive into the rich world of All The Mods 9. Adventure awaits!

FAQs

1. What versions of Minecraft are supported on Macho Craft?

Latest, as shown on MOTD

2. Are there any banned items on the servers?

No, there are no banned items on Macho Craft servers.

3. How can I get support or assistance while playing on the servers?

You can reach out for quick support on our Discord server or website.

4. Do you have a community-driven approach on Macho Craft servers?

Yes, Macho Craft is a community-driven Modded Minecraft Network with a fresh world and more servers on the way.

AnthroGamerz Minecraft Server

#gamer, Anthro, anthro girlfriend, AnthroGamerz, gamer community, gamer culture, gamer expectations, gamer humor, gamer identity, gamer jokes, gamer memes, gamer slang, gamer stereotypes, Gaming, Gaming Lifestyle, gaming relationships, Girlfriend, girlfriend expectations, Minecraft, online gaming, relationship, Server, video games

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Players:	94/700	Votes:	9675
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6	Astral Amulets Crafted:	21
Mythical Quests Completed:	36	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Villages Defended:	8
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	20
Cursed Lands Purified:	6	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8

Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where everyone is just building the same old square houses? Well, look no further because on our server, we have anthro girlfriends for all our players! That’s right, you can finally show off your cool anthro gf to all your friends and make them super jealous.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground disco club where all the mobs go to party. You haven’t truly experienced Minecraft until you’ve seen a creeper busting out some sick dance moves on the dance floor.

And if you’re feeling adventurous, why not take a trip to our enchanted forest where the trees are made of candy and the rivers flow with chocolate milk? Just watch out for the evil gingerbread men who guard the entrance – they may look sweet, but they’ll bite your head off if you’re not careful.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server today and experience a whole new world of fun and craziness! Who needs boring old square houses when you can have anthro girlfriends, disco parties with mobs, and candy forests? Let the adventure begin!

CraftyDestiny Minecraft Server

API, ArmorPicker, Braytech, Buffs, bungie, Clan, CraftyDestiny, Debuffs, destiny, Destiny 2, Destiny 2 update, Destiny General, dim, Dps, Dual Destiny, Gunsmith, Last Strike, Minecraft, Patch 8.0.0.1, Server, Stats, the final shape, TTK, twab

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Players:	107/1000	Votes:	1339
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	39
Whispering Shadows Heard:	2	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	78	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Gods Slained:	1	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	40
Runes Activated:	8	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Towns Built:	8	Magic Wands Crafted:	18

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Why should you join? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a group of players joined this server and never left. They built the most insane structures, battled the craziest mobs, and forged friendships that lasted a lifetime.

But that’s not all! On this server, you’ll find hidden treasures, secret dungeons, and magical portals that will transport you to new realms. You’ll have access to the most powerful weapons and armor, thanks to our exclusive ArmorPicker tool. And if you’re looking for a challenge, try taking on the Last Strike mission – only the bravest have succeeded!

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this wild adventure and become a legend in the Minecraft world. Remember, on this server, we’re Together Forever (Please run Dual Destiny with me)!