CarCrashBroNoNo Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

CarCrashBroNoNo

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Players:	103/1000	Votes:	9439
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	10	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Treasure Maps Found:	11
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Emeralds Found:	9759
Farms Harvested:	803	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4
Rainbows Spotted:	4	Secret Guilds Joined:	2

Are you tired of your brother constantly crashing your car and not taking responsibility for it? Join our Minecraft server and escape the real world drama! On our server, you can lend your virtual car to anyone without worrying about repairs or insurance costs. Plus, if someone crashes it, you can just respawn it good as new! Say goodbye to family pressure and hello to a stress-free gaming experience. Join now and let your brother crash cars to his heart’s content, without any consequences!

Nexio MC

Adventure, Battles, Bedwars, Combat, Community, competitive, Connect, Conquer, Discord, Economy, Explore, Gamemodes, gameplay, INTENSE, LifeSteal, Minecraft, Nexio MC, PvP, server ip, Strategic, Thrilling, Updates, vibrant

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Players:	110/300	Votes:	1073
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Meteorite Armor Created:	15	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Unseen Monsters Slain:	4	Mythical Quests Completed:	11
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	185
Horror Stories Survived:	2	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2

Welcome to Nexio MC—where Minecraft Adventure reaches its peak!

Server IP: nexiomc.net

Dive into our thrilling gamemodes and test your combat skills in the heart of competitive Minecraft. Nexio MC is the ultimate destination for players who love intense battles and strategic gameplay.

For more information, updates, and to connect with our vibrant community, join us on Discord: https://discord.com/nexiomc

Explore, fight, and conquer—your next great adventure starts here at Nexio MC!

nexiomc.net

Vanilla, but with just a hint of chaos and a sprinkle of European flavor – Hackers and map resets not invited!

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Players:	97/300	Votes:	2879
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Emeralds Found:	969	Zombie Dances:	1
Mysterious Portals Opened:	13	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3
Mythical Swords Crafted:	51	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Alternate Realities Explored:	5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	20	Mythical Relics Collected:	10
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Mythical Quests Completed:	30

Server Name:	Simply Vanilla – Anarchy with NO Hacking!
Online Since:	2019
Rules:	No hacking/duping allowed
Features:	Vanilla world-borders and accessible Nether-roof
IP:	simplyvanilla.net
Discord:	Join our Discord community
Website:	Visit our website
Map Size:	10 TB+

FAQs

What does escaping spawn look like?

Check out this video to see what escaping spawn looks like: Video Link

How can I join the server and start playing?

Simply connect to the server using the IP: simplyvanilla.net and start your journey by escaping spawn, making your starter base, and interacting with other players.

Are there any specific rules I need to follow on the server?

Yes, the server strictly prohibits hacking and duping. Make sure to play fair and respect other players.

Can I make alliances with other players on the server?

Absolutely! You can make allies, betray others, and even conquer bases to establish your dominance on the server.

Is the server suitable for beginners or experienced players?

The server is open to players of all skill levels. Whether you’re a beginner looking to learn or an experienced player seeking a new challenge, Simply Vanilla offers a unique and exciting gameplay experience for everyone.

Dog Eatin’ Minecraft Server

animal rights, controversy, debate, dog, eatin, eating dogs, fact check, false claims, Lies, Media, Minecraft, Misinformation, News, not true, Politics, president, Server, social media, Statement, television, trump, Truth, TV, viral

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Players:	92/500	Votes:	4310
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	13	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	21	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1
Cosmic Pies Baked:	2	Dragon Scales Harvested:	410
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	13
Players Killed by Monsters:	3925	Ores Mined:	8585
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6	Alien Abductions:	2
Wilderness Tamed:	10	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1

Join our Minecraft server and experience a world where pigs fly, cows do the moonwalk, and creepers breakdance! Trump may think people are eating dogs, but on our server, the only thing being eaten is cake (and maybe a few suspiciously placed TNT blocks). Come join the fun and show Trump that TV isn’t always right – especially when it comes to our wacky and wild Minecraft adventures!

Send & Receive SMP Minecraft

btc, Conversion, Crypto, currency exchange, exchange rates, existing services, expensive, Fast, fee extraction, local currency, LTC, Minecraft, money transfer, proof, Receive, Receiver, Send, Sender, Simple, Slow, smp, Unnecessary, XLM

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Players:	108/900	Votes:	8990
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	2	Alien Abductions:	1
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Dimension Hops:	2
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	5
Star Shards Collected:	131	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	441
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4
Love Letters Sent:	4	Wailing Winds Heard:	3

Join our Minecraft SMP for the wildest ride of your life! We offer the ability to send and receive any currency in-game, with exchange rates that won’t break the bank. Forget about crypto, we’ve got you covered with our fast and simple money transfer services.

But that’s not all! Our SMP is filled with crazy adventures and hilarious shenanigans. From building giant chicken statues to epic PvP battles, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

So why wait? Join now and experience the madness for yourself. Who needs crypto when you have a Minecraft SMP this insane?

Bro’s Wedding Drama Minecraft Server

best man, Boundaries, bros, brother, bullying, Communication, decision, Drama, Dysfunction, family, Gaslighting, groomsmen, Homophobia, Memory, Minecraft, personal space, racism, refusal, relationships, RESPONSIBILITY, Server, TOXIC, tradition, Wedding

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Players:	95/600	Votes:	6021
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Magical Ponies Rescued:	3
Powerful Allies Recruited:	7	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Magical Moments Shared:	9
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	12	Endless Night Skies:	4
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	New Chunks Explored:	779223
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	37	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8

Are you tired of being forced into awkward family situations? Join our Minecraft server and escape the drama of real life! No more being guilt-tripped into being a best man for your annoying brother’s wedding, here you can be the best man of your own virtual castle! Build, explore, and never worry about being gaslit by your family again. Plus, our server has a strict no -ist or -phobic policy, so you can game in peace without any offensive content. Say goodbye to family dysfunction and hello to blocky bliss on our server! Join now and start crafting your way to happiness!

ChairWarsMC

Argument, back support, Boundaries, Boyfriend, calm explanation, chair maintenance, chair setup, ChairWarsMC, communication problem, ergonomic chair, expensive chair, fat, manual reading, office job, period emotions, relationship issue, sharing belongings, short person, weight limit, working from home

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Players:	90/300	Votes:	5511
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	7	Meteorites Collected:	4
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10	Eerie Music Discs Played:	5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	11	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7	Immortal Anvils Forged:	19
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Legendary Scepters Created:	5

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as my boyfriend’s reaction to me telling him not to sit on my chair? Look no further! Our server is so crazy, even the creepers are afraid to explode! Join us for a chance to build your own virtual world and maybe even find a diamond or two.

Why join our server, you ask? Well, for starters, we have chairs with weight limits higher than 110kg, so your boyfriend can sit comfortably without fear of breaking anything. Plus, our server is so inclusive, even short people with expensive ergonomic chairs are welcome!

So come on down to our Minecraft server and let the adventures begin. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find a virtual chair that can withstand any weight limit!

DebateCraft SMP – Vote Swayer

AMERICANS, Analysis, Campaign, candidates, Civic Duty, debate, DebateCraft, decision, Democracy, election, Impact, influence, Opinions, perspective, planned, Politics, presidential debate, Reflection, smp, sway, Swayer, Vote, Voting, voting behavior

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Players:	100/500	Votes:	4563
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Void Armor Forged:	13
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Lost Souls Rescued:	1
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Secret Passages Found:	6	Enchanted Armories Found:	2
New Chunks Explored:	758694	Immortal Anvils Forged:	5
Emeralds Found:	6520	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	19	Lunar Scepters Activated:	5

Are you tired of boring old politics and debates? Join our Minecraft SMP for a wild ride of chaos and mayhem! Our server is filled with crazy events like pig races, diamond hunts, and even a secret underground lava parkour course. Who needs real-life politics when you can become the ruler of your own virtual kingdom? Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself makes guest appearances to shake things up. So come join us and let your vote be heard… in the form of TNT explosions and creeper attacks!

HarrisTrumpDebateCraft

2020 election, Analysis, Campaign, candidates, current events, debate, discussion, donald trump, election, harris, HarrisTrumpDebateCraft, kamala harris, News, Opinions, policies, Politics, president, trump, united states, vice president, viewpoints

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Players:	102/700	Votes:	4586
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Chimeras Created:	4
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5
Lost Souls Rescued:	2	Glorious Feasts Held:	20

Are you tired of boring political debates and just want to escape to a world where the only thing you have to worry about is creepers blowing up your house? Then come join our Minecraft server, where the only debate is whether to build a castle or a giant statue of a potato!

Our server is so epic that even Harris and Trump themselves have put aside their differences to join forces and build the most epic pixel art you’ve ever seen. Rumor has it they’re currently working on a giant statue of a llama riding a dragon while holding a diamond sword.

So come join us and be a part of the most ridiculous Minecraft server out there. Who knows, maybe you’ll even get to challenge Harris and Trump to a build battle and show them who the real block-building master is!

ElectoralCraftMexico

Accountability, Critics, Democracy, democracy in Mexico, democratic principles, election, Electoral Process, ElectoralCraftMexico, fair elections, Government, Judges, judicial independence, judicial system, Justice, Legal System, Mexican judiciary, mexico, political reform, Politics, Rule of Law, transparency

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Players:	99/100	Votes:	4873
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Enchanted Forests Planted:	4
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Eerie Music Discs Played:	4	Magical Frogs Kissed:	6
Rune Stones Activated:	8	Phantom Knights Defeated:	6
Dragon Eggs Found:	6847	Animals Bred:	105
Meteorites Collected:	1	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Villages Defended:	8	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5

so, like, u ever wanted to play on a minecraft server where the judges have to run for election? well, guess what, u found it! join our server for some wacky democracy where u can vote for the judge who will decide if u get banned or not. it’s like playing minecraft and running for president at the same time. who wouldn’t want that kind of power, amirite? come join us for some crazy fun and maybe even start a revolution against the judge who keeps banning u for building too many giant statues of chickens. let’s make minecraft great again!

24 Hour Craze Server

CRAZE, daily interactions, Daily Life, double standards, enjoy your day, everyday interactions, eye-opening, funny quotes, funny situations, hour, Human Behavior, humor, lose their minds, next 24 hours, Perception, reactions, sarcasm, Server, social norms, societal expectations, societal norms, unexpected reactions

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Players:	105/1000	Votes:	6906
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2
Gnome Villages Protected:	6	Immortal Potions Brewed:	13
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2
Love Letters Sent:	14	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Arcane Towers Raised:	5

HEY YOU! YES, YOU! DO YOU WANNA JOIN A MINECRAFT SERVER THAT WILL BLOW YOUR MIND INTO ANOTHER DIMENSION? WELL, YOU’RE IN LUCK BECAUSE OUR SERVER IS LIKE A UNICORN RIDING A RAINBOW THROUGH A FIELD OF DIAMONDS!

WE HAVE PIGS THAT CAN FLY, COWS THAT DANCE THE MACARENA, AND SHEEP THAT SING OPERA! NOT TO MENTION OUR SECRET UNDERWATER CITY FILLED WITH MERMAIDS AND TREASURE CHESTS FULL OF GOLD!

BUT WAIT, THERE’S MORE! OUR SERVER IS ALSO HOME TO A GIANT CHICKEN THAT LAYS DIAMOND EGGS AND A MAGICAL FOREST WHERE THE TREES GROW CAKE INSTEAD OF FRUIT!

SO WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR? JOIN OUR SERVER TODAY AND EXPERIENCE A MINECRAFT ADVENTURE LIKE NO OTHER! TRUST ME, YOU WON’T REGRET IT… UNLESS YOU’RE ALLERGIC TO FUN, THEN MAYBE STAY AWAY.