CarClashCraft Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

CarClashCraft

car juggling, car ownership, car parking, CarClashCraft, city regulations, communication problems, Conflict Resolution, ENTITLEMENT, family dynamics, Home ownership, neighbor dispute, neighborhood conflicts, neighborly behavior, neighborly disputes, parking issues, parking spot ownership, property boundaries, residential parking, street etiquette, street parking

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Players:	107/1000	Votes:	956
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Animals Bred:	62
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Haunted Chests Opened:	0	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3	Whispering Caves Entered:	4
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Invisible Pathways Walked:	4
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Sentient Weapons Trained:	1
Titanic Battles Fought:	16	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you won’t have to worry about parking drama like this crazy neighbor situation! Join us and park your virtual cars wherever you want, because in our world, the streets are always clear and the only juggling you’ll be doing is with blocks.

Our server is the perfect escape from entitled neighbors and their car shenanigans. No need to deal with passive-aggressive messages or emoji wars here – just pure, unadulterated fun in the world of Minecraft.

So come on over and join us, where the only drama you’ll find is trying to decide which block to place next. Trust us, it’s a lot more entertaining than dealing with real-life parking disputes. See you in the game!

Minexile

Economy, FTB, KitPvP, Minecraft Minigames Entertainment Custom games Existing games Gaming Fun Adventure Multiplayer Sandbox Role-playing Survival Creative Building Exploration Mods PVP Economy Community Servers, Mini Games, PvP, Skywars, Survival Games

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Players:	98/1000	Votes:	3133
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	2	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	68
Farms Harvested:	129	Wilderness Tamed:	6
Titanic Battles Fought:	30	Animals Bred:	25
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Crystal Caves Mapped:	10
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5	Underground Cities Explored:	1
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Magical Moments Shared:	9
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4

Join our Minecraft server and dive into a world full of fun! We offer a wide variety of minigames and both custom and existing game modes for endless entertainment.

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Join our Minecraft server and immerse yourself in a world full of fun! We offer a wide variety of custom and existing mini-games and modes for endless entertainment.

mc.minexile.net

Essex’s Chatroom Minecraft Server

accent, British, chatroom, Chatting, Communication, Connection, Conversation, culture, dialect, england, Essex, Essexs, familiarity, History, Life, Memories, Minecraft, Nostalgia, Regional, Server, Slang, Talking, tradition, upbringing

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Players:	91/800	Votes:	7138
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Chimeras Created:	1
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3
Phoenix Feathers Found:	9	Astral Staffs Crafted:	20
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	96	Legendary Heroes Trained:	6
New Chunks Explored:	866623	Void Armor Forged:	17
Dragon Eggs Found:	5671	Astral Projections Made:	1
Gnome Villages Protected:	2	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old landscapes and players? Well, look no further because our server is where the party’s at! We’ve got Essex, the talking pig who will entertain you for hours with his hilarious jokes and witty banter. Trust me, you haven’t lived until you’ve heard a pig tell a knock-knock joke!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to a secret underground disco club where you can dance the night away with your fellow players. Just be careful not to wake up the creepers with your sick dance moves!

And if you’re feeling adventurous, why not take a ride on our flying llama roller coaster? It’s a wild ride that will have you screaming with delight (or terror, depending on how much you love llamas).

So come join us on our crazy Minecraft server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few too many virtual drinks at the disco club). Who needs reality when you’ve got Essex and flying llamas, am I right?

The Anonymous Minecraft SMP Player

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Players:	96/400	Votes:	2269
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7	Magical Moments Shared:	21
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	6	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Glorious Feasts Held:	15
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Evil Lairs Raided:	6
Meteorites Collected:	1	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Forbidden Tomes Read:	2

Welcome to the most purrfect Minecraft SMP server on the planet! If you’re tired of boring old servers with no pizzazz, then come join us for a wild ride filled with adventure, laughter, and maybe even a sprinkle of chaos.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a secret underground cat society that controls the economy. That’s right, these feline overlords will trade you diamonds for fish and string. But be warned, if you disrespect them, they’ll unleash their army of creepers on you.

Oh, and did we mention our custom mini-games? We have a parkour course that’s so difficult, even the most skilled players have thrown their keyboards in frustration. And don’t even get us started on our spleef arena, where the floor is made of lava and the only way to win is to outsmart your opponents.

But the real reason you should join our server is for the community. We have a group of players who are so dedicated to the game that they’ve built a replica of the Eiffel Tower out of dirt blocks. And every Friday night, we host a dance party in the Nether where you can show off your best moves and maybe even make some new friends.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us on this crazy Minecraft SMP and let the meowgic begin!

VanillishCraft SMP

anti-grief, auction house, diamond-based economy, Earnable Ranks, Homes, Land Claim, Mob Heads, PvE, PvP, Rtp, Survival, Vanilla, VanillishCraft SMP, Vote Rewards, Warps

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Players:	98/600	Votes:	7676
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	39	Dark Rituals Completed:	8
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Horror Stories Survived:	4
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	5	Evil Twin Fights:	1
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	12	Endless Legions Commanded:	34
Epic Mounts Acquired:	6	Cozy Campfires Lit:	8
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2

VanillishCraft SMP – 1.21.3

IP: vanillishcraft.ultramc.co

Land Claim Anti-Grief Homes | RTP | Warps Auction House (Selling) Diamond Based Economy Vote Rewards Earnable Ranks Mob Heads

vanillishcraft.ultramc.co

Big Boobed Minecraft Server

Anime, big, big ass, big boobs, Boobed, child, comedy, family, Female Protagonist, Housewife, humor, Manga, manga art, manga characters, manga genre, manga humor, manga plot, manga series, Minecraft, mother-in-law, Motherhood, power scaling, Server, shonen fans

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Players:	95/900	Votes:	1118
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Haunted Chests Opened:	2
Haunted Forests Traversed:	2	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2
Celestial Gardens Planted:	3	Mines Excavated:	2917
Elemental Crystals Collected:	69	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4
Royal Decrees Issued:	5	Phantom Knights Defeated:	2
Star Shards Collected:	286	Immortal Potions Brewed:	12
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	25	Living Shadows Defeated:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with nothing but blocky landscapes and basic gameplay? Well, have we got the server for you! Join us on our server where you can build your own big boobed, big assed housewife character and embark on a quest to have a child in the most outrageous way possible. But wait, there’s more! Introducing the mother-in-law character whose ass is so big, it can take up an entire page of the manga. Get ready for some epic power scaling as you navigate through this wild and wacky world. Join now for a truly unforgettable Minecraft experience!

Celestial Chaos Minecraft SMP

Celestial, Chaos, Minecraft, smp

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Players:	98/100	Votes:	528
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Alternate Realities Explored:	4
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	14	Secret Passages Found:	7
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	19	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Alien Abductions:	3	Forbidden Relics Collected:	8
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Celestial Gardens Planted:	6

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you have to follow the rules and play nice with others? Well, do we have the perfect SMP for you – /cel/!

Join us if you want to ride pigs into battle, build giant chicken statues that shoot lasers, and have epic rap battles with creepers. Our server is filled with crazy challenges like finding the legendary diamond-encrusted potato or taming a wild Ender Dragon to use as a pet.

But beware, our server is also home to the infamous Troll King who will prank you with exploding sheep and trap you in a maze made of cake. Only the bravest and most hilarious players can survive in this wild and wacky world.

So come join us on /cel/ and experience the most chaotic and ridiculous Minecraft SMP you’ve ever seen! Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity.

World of Amelia Minecraft

#exciting, Active Staff, Arenas, Assistance, Challenges, Community, dedicated team, Friendly, Help, Mining, Player Base, player-created, PvP, Regular Events, Resource Gathering, Rewards, Survival, TOWN, Towny, Welcoming

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Players:	93/800	Votes:	5283
Rating:	4.7 / 5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Astral Amulets Crafted:	37
Fairy Circles Danced In:	5	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	36
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9
Forbidden Relics Collected:	4	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6	Meteorite Armor Created:	27

World of Amelia A Towny Survival Server where your fun begins! Minning World – A world that Resets just for Resource Gathering! Player-Created Towns – Join a Town or Make your Own! PvP Arenas – Battle other players in our massive PvP Arena! Why World of Amelia Friendly Community – Join a welcoming and helpful player base! Active Staff – Our dedicated team is always here to assist you! Regular Events – Participate in exciting challenges and win rewards!

play.theworldofamelia.com

Teporochos Network

Adventure, building, Community, Conquer, Crafting, Discord, Exploration, Explore, game mode, Ip:, Lands, Minecraft, mmorpg, multiplayer, ONLINE, Pirate, Server, Survival, Survival Games, Teporochos Network, Whitelist, world

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Players:	109/400	Votes:	7627
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Infinity Stones Found:	2	Demon Skulls Collected:	41
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Goblin Markets Raided:	8
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Phantom Knights Defeated:	3
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	42	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2

[1.21.1] Teporocho Network is a pirate-themed Minecraft server that features the popular Survival! game mode. Explore the world and conquer the lands!

IP:teporochosnetwork.com Discord: https://discord.gg/2NGGTJsV3b Store:

teporochosnetwork.com:25596

Girlfriend Roast Minecraft Server

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Players:	109/500	Votes:	9327
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	4003
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Dragons Tamed:	7
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	11	Soul Contracts Signed:	3
Eerie Music Discs Played:	3	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	11
Animals Bred:	171	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we encourage drama and chaos like no other! Join us if you have a strange fetish for hearing other players talk smack about your in-game girlfriend. We promise to provide you with all the mean and nasty comments you could ever desire, turning you on like never before. Who knew virtual relationships could be so scandalous? So come on in and let the drama unfold, because on our server, the more outrageous the insults, the better!

Don’t be Hiding From Me Bro Minecraft SMP

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Players:	94/200	Votes:	6907
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	12	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	1240	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8	Epic Weapons Forged:	7
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5
Talking Trees Consulted:	5	Cursed Lands Purified:	10
Chimeras Created:	4	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5

Welcome to our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP where anything goes! Join us for a chance to show off your mad building skills and survive in a world filled with crazy adventures.

Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret. Legend has it that buried deep within our world is a treasure so valuable, it will make you richer than a diamond block! But beware, because the treasure is guarded by a gang of rapist homo thug black balls…or something like that. Can you outsmart them and claim the treasure for yourself?

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the most epic PvP battles you’ve ever seen. Fight against other players in intense battles where the winner takes all…including bragging rights and a fancy title like “King of the Creepers” or “Queen of the Ender Dragons.”

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and let the madness begin! Just remember, don’t be hiding from us bro, because we’ll find you and make sure you have a blast in our crazy world.