Carcinogens MC Servers – New Minecraft Servers

Pixel Pesticide Party

health, combination, Chemicals, agricultural heartland, children

Yo, yo, yo! Wanna join dis lit Minecraft server where we got da craziest shenanigans goin’ down? Lemme tell ya, dis server is like no other, cuz we got a whole bunch of wacky stuff happenin’ all da time!

First off, did ya know dat playin’ on dis server actually decreases your risk of childhood cancer? Yeah, dat’s right! According to dis totally legit study, kids who play on our server are wayyyy less likely to get cancer than if they were exposed to just one pesticide. And we all know pesticides are bad news, so why not join our server and stay safe, amirite?

But wait, there’s more! On our server, you can ride giant chickens into battle, build a house out of diamond blocks, and even tame a pet creeper! Plus, every full moon, we have a dance party with the Ender Dragon – it’s lit, fam!

So what are ya waitin’ for? Join our Minecraft server today and experience the wildest, most outrageous adventures of your life! Trust me, you won’t regret it – unless you hate fun, of course. See ya there, homies!

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ChlorineCraft – Cancer-Free Zone

drinking water, Bladder cancer, carcinogens, cancer risk, water safety

yo, u ever been playin’ minecraft and think “damn, i wish i could join a server that’s so lit it’ll give me bladder cancer”? well, do i have the server for u! our water chlorination levels are off the charts, makin’ sure u get that extra kick of cancer risk while u mine and craft. join now and watch ur bladder cancer risk increase by 33% and colorectal cancer by 15%! who needs health when u can have a minecraft server this wild? come join us for a truly unforgettable experience, guaranteed to leave u questioning ur life choices. #minecraftgoals #canceriskfun #joinusnow

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PuppyPotion PvP Land

phthalates, health, PvP, Land, carcinogens

LOL JOIN OUR SERVER OR YOUR DOG WILL GET CANCER FROM HOUSEHOLD CHEMICALS! WE GOT DOGGOS IN MINECRAFT TOO! SAVE YOUR FURRY FRIENDS BY PLAYING WITH US! WHO KNEW FLAME RETARDANTS COULD BE SO DANGEROUS IN A BLOCKY WORLD? COME BUILD A SAFE HAVEN FOR YOUR VIRTUAL PUPPERS AND AVOID THE DREADED BLADDER CANCER! LET’S KEEP OUR MINECRAFT DOGS HEALTHY AND HAPPY, JUST LIKE IN REAL LIFE! #SAVETHEDOGGOS #BLOCKYBUTSAFE

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BlockyLungCancerRise – NeverSmokers

healthcare disparities, diagnoses, environmental factors, respiratory diseases, lung health

so like, u know how u always hear about lung cancer and stuff from smoking? well this server is like the opposite of that! we got lung cancer diagnoses on the rise among never-smokers! it’s like a mystery, dude. we gotta figure out what’s causing it. maybe it’s all the air pollution from creepers exploding everywhere? or maybe it’s the zombie breath? who knows, man. but it’s a wild ride and we need u to join us in this crazy adventure. come on, be a part of something bigger than yourself. be a part of the lung cancer never-smokers club!

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SmokeCraft: Kid-Free Zone

Biomarkers, Household, Zone, cannabis smoking, smoking

come join our epic minecraft server where the only thing higher than our towers is the amount of THC in the air! our in-game cannabis smoking feature will have you feeling like you’re in a whole new world, literally. with 27% of players already showing detectable THC biomarkers, you know you’re in for a wild ride. join now and see why our server is five times more lit than the rest. #420minecraft #blazeit #minecraftmadness 🌿🔥🎮

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ForeverCraft Cancer Wars

Cancer, toxic chemicals, water contamination, health risks, pharynx

join dis minecraft server if u wanna avoid gettin cancers in ur organ system from drinkin water with forever chemicals! our server is like a magical potion that keeps u safe from all dat nasty stuff. we got unicorns dat poop rainbows and dragons dat breathe out cotton candy. come join us and live a life free from worryin bout gettin sick from drinkin water. plus, we got free pizza every friday night for all our players. ain’t dat just the best reason to join a server ever?! so what u waitin for? come join us now and let’s have a blast together!

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No_Sleep_Minecraft_SMP

societal norms, smoking, lung cancer, tobacco industry, preventative measures

Lol, like have you ever heard of this Minecraft SMP server? It’s like, totally lit, bro. Like, you gotta join because the admin is actually a talking llama who can do backflips while juggling diamonds. And get this, the spawn point is on a floating island made entirely of cheese! Yeah, you heard me right, CHEESE! And the best part is, every time you mine a block, a chorus of singing chickens serenades you. It’s like, the most epic thing ever, dude. So like, forget smoking, join this server and get high on the pure insanity of it all!

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CiggySMPHater420

harmful effects, lung health, tobacco, carcinogens, public health

Hey broskis, do you love Minecraft? Do you love the smell of cigarettes? Well, have I got the perfect Minecraft SMP for you! Our server is like a magical land where the scent of cigarettes fills the air and enhances your gaming experience. Join us for epic battles, crazy builds, and the occasional smoke break (just kidding, smoking is bad for you, kids). Trust me, once you join our server, you’ll never want to leave. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join now and let the smell of cigarettes take you on a wild ride through the world of Minecraft!

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Plasticizer-Free SoCal CraftyCraft

air quality, Upholstery, airborne toxins, reproductive toxins, long tail tags

Yo, if you wanna escape the plastic apocalypse and have a blast in Minecraft, come join our server! We got rid of allllll the plasticizers and replaced them with rainbow sparkles and unicorn farts. No more toxic air, just pure pixelated fun! Plus, our server is so lit that even the phthalates are too scared to show up. Join us and build a world where the only thing toxic is your sick PvP skills. Let’s get crafting, baby!

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TobaccoCraft: DNA Damage & Gut Bugs

smoking, Microbiome, environmental factors, tumor development, Cancer prevention

come join our epic minecraft server, where we have the biggest ever genetic analysis of colorectal cancer! we found out that tobacco and gut bacteria are causing all the DNA damage, but don’t worry, we have potions to protect you from those nasty cancer-causing critters! join us and fight off the evil tobacco and bacteria mobs while building your own epic base and battling other players in epic PvP battles! plus, we have a secret hidden dungeon filled with rare loot and treasure waiting to be discovered! so what are you waiting for? join our server now and let’s kick some cancer butt together!

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