carcinogenic Minecraft Servers

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  • KnockKnockNoMore

    KnockKnockNoMore

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    so, like, this server is, like, the bomb diggity, man. like, you gotta join because, like, if you don’t, a pack of wild chickens will come and steal all your diamonds, bro. i heard this one time, this player tried to knock on someone’s door only two times and, like, a creeper exploded in their face, man. it was, like, totally gnarly.

    also, like, the owner of the server is, like, a wizard or something. they can, like, make rainbows shoot out of your pickaxe and turn all the mobs into fluffy bunnies. it’s, like, totally magical, dude.

    and, like, the community on this server is, like, super cool. everyone is, like, best friends and they have, like, epic parties every night. i heard they even built a giant statue of a potato once.

    so, yeah, you gotta join this server, man. it’s, like, the best thing since sliced bread. but, like, don’t knock on anyone’s door fewer than three times. trust me, bro.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.minewind.net
    New Server IP

  • BrainyBlockz

    BrainyBlockz

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    so, like, u wanna join this epic minecraft server? well, let me tell u, it’s not just any ol’ server, it’s like a magical land of unicorns and rainbows, except instead of unicorns, we have creepers and instead of rainbows, we have lava pits. but don’t worry, it’s all in good fun!

    our server is for the quick learners, the ones who can build a castle in like, a minute flat. if you’re a slow learner, that’s cool too, just be prepared to take four times as long to figure out how to craft a pickaxe. but hey, it’s all part of the fun, right?

    join us on this crazy adventure where anything is possible. build a roller coaster that goes straight into a pool of lava, create a giant statue of a chicken wearing a top hat, the possibilities are endless!

    so come on, what are you waiting for? join our server and let your imagination run wild. who knows, maybe you’ll be the next minecraft master in no time!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.minewind.net
    New Server IP

  • Pixelmon Ultron

    Pixelmon Ultron

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    Pixelmon server, in this server there are: Ranks to buy with real money on my official Pixelmon Ultron website! Keys to open the chests by going to the lobby section where you can open the chests and a BattlePass with 18 levels to unlock, furthermore, in the BattlePass there will be the free section (with many fewer prizes) and the premium section which will be paid with £3.65 on the Pixelmon Ultron shop website! You might be wondering… How do I level up the BattlePass? Well… By doing the missions you will find by doing /bp and clicking on “Quests”, Easy, right? In the Quests section there are 4 weeks of missions plus daily quests!

    141.95.120.225

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.minewind.net
    New Server IP

  • BasedPoland Minecraft Server

    BasedPoland Minecraft Server

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    Are you tired of communist signs ruining your Minecraft experience? Join our server and unleash your inner Polish patriot! Become a chad and show those pesky communists who’s boss by overspraying their signs with pride. Plus, did we mention that in Germany, you could actually get jail time for doing this? That’s how wild and crazy our server is! So come on, join us and let’s stick it to those pesky commies together!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.minewind.net
    New Server IP

  • MilfCraft SMP: Cougars You’d Still Smash

    MilfCraft SMP: Cougars You’d Still Smash

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    Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the players are as wild as the terrain! Looking for a server where you can find women past their prime that you would still fuck? Look no further, because our server is full of them!

    Join us for a chance to meet the most experienced and adventurous players in the Minecraft world. Our community is like a fine wine – aged to perfection and ready to be enjoyed.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to legendary creatures like the elusive Blocky Bigfoot and the mischievous Enderman Elvis. Rumor has it that if you can catch them, they’ll grant you three wishes and a lifetime supply of diamonds.

    So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience a world where the possibilities are as endless as the laughs. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity – you’ll fit right in!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.minewind.net
    New Server IP

  • ZillaCraft Minecraft Server

    ZillaCraft Minecraft Server

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    Are you tired of dealing with family drama on your big day? Look no further than our Minecraft server for a drama-free wedding experience!

    Join our server and leave all your family issues behind as you build, mine, and explore in peace. No need to worry about inviting estranged half siblings or dealing with disapproving parents – on our server, the only drama you’ll encounter is trying to find diamonds!

    Escape the real world and immerse yourself in a virtual paradise where the only family you need to worry about is your Minecraft villagers. Say goodbye to bridezilla moments and hello to endless fun on our server!

    So why wait? Join now and start crafting your happily ever after without the family drama!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.minewind.net
    New Server IP

  • NephewNaggin’PubScoldAITA

    NephewNaggin’PubScoldAITA

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    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we encourage all players to unleash their inner disciplinarian! Are you tired of unruly kids throwing rocks near you at the lake? Join us and let out your frustrations by yelling at virtual children who misbehave. Our server is the perfect place to practice your parenting skills in a safe and pixelated environment.

    But wait, there’s more! If you join now, you’ll get the special power-up of child-locking all the doors in our virtual world, just like in real life! No more pesky kids opening car doors while you’re driving at high speeds – we’ve got you covered.

    And if that’s not enough, we have exclusive hiking trails that only the most mischievous players can access. Test your limits and see if you can handle the extra 1-mile hike punishment for your in-game antics.

    So why wait? Join our server now and show those virtual kids who’s boss! Just remember, it’s all in good fun and we don’t actually condone throwing rocks at people, no matter how good your aim is. Let the virtual parenting begin!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.minewind.net
    New Server IP

  • BoomCraft: Survivors’ Revenge

    BoomCraft: Survivors’ Revenge

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    Yo yo yo, listen up gamers! Are you tired of boring ol’ Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, do I have the server for you! Imagine a world where every block is made of pure atomic bombs. That’s right, we’ve got an explosive paradise just waiting for you to join!

    Our server is so lit, even Japan’s last survivors are like “Dang, that’s some next level stuff!” Trust me, you won’t find anything like this anywhere else. Join now and experience the thrill of blowing up everything in sight. Who needs diamonds when you’ve got atomic bombs, am I right?

    So what are you waiting for? Come join us on the craziest Minecraft server in existence. Just remember, once you go atomic bomb hell, you can’t go back! Let’s blow stuff up together, baby!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.minewind.net
    New Server IP

  • VapeCrafters: Mindful Miners

    VapeCrafters: Mindful Miners

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    so like, u kno how vaping is all the rage now? well guess what, on our server, we have a whole vaping district where u can puff away to ur heart’s content. but watch out, cuz the mobs might get addicted too and start blowing smoke rings at u. it’s a wild ride, but hey, at least ur mental health will be in tip-top shape from all the nicotine, right? come join us and see for urself!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.minewind.net
    New Server IP

  • Simple Survival MP

    Simple Survival MP

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    Fresh new vanilla SMP world. Simple Quality of Life plugins enabled. Claims grow with time! Currently have a biweekly End opening to allow for fresh content and a new dragon fight.

    Small player driven economy with permissions based off game-mode and time played!

    Survival and Creative worlds.

    Active moderators and simple rules.

    Hosted on East Coast USA with solid connection.

    simplesmp.hopto.org

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.minewind.net
    New Server IP