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  • BoomerBlock Minecraft Server

    BoomerBlock Minecraft Server

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    Are you tired of being stuck in a never-ending cycle of loneliness and despair? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, we have the perfect solution for all you incels out there! Join our server and watch as your virtual family grows and thrives, providing you with the love and support you never knew you needed. Say goodbye to your real-life worries and hello to a world where you are surrounded by virtual siblings, parents, and even a virtual wife (if you’re lucky)! Don’t miss out on this once-in-a-lifetime opportunity to escape your incel fate and start living your best virtual life today!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.minewind.net
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  • NoDiving2022 Minecraft SMP

    NoDiving2022 Minecraft SMP

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    Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our SMP is where the real action is at! Join us for epic battles against giant mutant creepers, treasure hunts for enchanted diamond armor, and even a secret underground disco party where the zombies are the DJs!

    Forget about diving threads, we have flying pig races every Saturday and a llama fashion show every Sunday. Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself is a regular player on our server, so you never know when you might run into the infamous Minecraft legend.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our insane Minecraft SMP and experience the craziest adventures you’ve ever had in the blocky world!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.minewind.net
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  • ArcticHeatwaveCraft

    ArcticHeatwaveCraft

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    come join our minecraft server where the temperatures are hotter than antarctica in a heatwave! we got polar bears melting like ice cream cones and penguins sweating like they just ran a marathon. if you wanna experience the ultimate global warming simulation, this is the place to be! watch as the ice caps melt before your very eyes and see if you can survive the scorching heat. but don’t worry, we got plenty of virtual sunscreen to go around. so grab your pickaxe and get ready to mine in the hottest server around!

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    GYAT.minewind.net
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  • GroceryStoreBandits

    GroceryStoreBandits

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    so, like, imagine a minecraft server where animals run the show, like, they have their own grocery store and everything. but, like, here’s the catch – if you try to steal from the grocery store, you’ll have a whole army of angry animals coming after you. like, picture a gang of angry chickens chasing you down for taking a loaf of bread. it’s chaos, man. but, like, that’s just one reason to join this server. there’s also a secret underground lair where the pigs hold dance parties every night. and, like, rumor has it that if you find the magical cow, you’ll be granted three wishes. i heard someone wished for a diamond sword and it actually appeared in their inventory. crazy, right? so, like, come join us on this wild minecraft server where the animals rule and anything is possible. it’s a total blast, dude.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.minewind.net
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  • Plains n’ Piques: Where the server is vanilla, but our humor is extra spicy!

    Plains n’ Piques: Where the server is vanilla, but our humor is extra spicy!

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    Plains n’ Peaks <a href="https://newminecraftservers.com/servers/dreamjob/">Minecraft Server</a>

    Plains n’ Peaks Minecraft Server

    Overview

    Plains n’ Peaks is a private minecraft SMP (java only) for an exclusive group of friends and players aged 13-18. It offers a vanilla experience with a few quality of life plugins and encourages socialization through voice chat.

    Requirements

    Before applying, make sure you meet the following requirements:

    • Having a discord account
    • Minecraft java edition account
    • Having a microphone and a computer that can run Simple Voice Chat mod (not mandatory but preferred)

    Application Link

    If you meet the requirements and want to join, apply using this link.

    FAQ

    Question Answer
    Is this server public? No, it is a private server for a specific group of friends and players.
    Are automated farms allowed? No, private automated farms are not allowed to maintain a balanced economy.
    What plugins are available? Only a few quality of life plugins, such as one player sleep, are installed.
    How can I socialize on the server? We encourage socialization through the Simple Voice Chat mod and hosting events.

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    GYAT.minewind.net
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  • CraftyChicks Minecraft Server

    CraftyChicks Minecraft Server

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    Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where women are always causing drama and stealing your diamonds? Well, fear not, because on our server, women are banned entirely! That’s right, no more pesky females ruining your gaming experience. Join us for a testosterone-fueled adventure where you can finally build and mine in peace without any women getting in your way. Plus, we have a secret underground club where we worship the mighty Block God and sacrifice creepers for good luck. So come join us and experience a Minecraft server like no other!

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    GYAT.minewind.net
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  • EthereumDown20PercentMinecraftSMP

    EthereumDown20PercentMinecraftSMP

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    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of ore? Well, look no further because our SMP is the place to be! We have a thriving economy where diamonds are used as currency and creepers are our bankers.

    Join us for epic battles against the evil Ender Dragon, who has a secret love affair with a zombie pigman. Our community is filled with quirky characters like Steve, who insists on wearing a pumpkin on his head at all times, and Herobrine, who is actually just a misunderstood artist trying to paint the world red with blood.

    But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground base where we hold dance parties with the skeletons and throwback Thursdays where we only use wooden tools. So come on down and join us, because on this SMP, the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional server crash).

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.minewind.net
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  • Momma’s Life Jacket Co.

    Momma’s Life Jacket Co.

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    Looking for a Minecraft server where you can test your survival skills and make life or death decisions? Look no further! Join our server where you can prioritize saving your mom over your pregnant wife in a paddle boarding emergency. Who needs life vests for everyone when you can play favorites and see who you would save in a real-life situation? Explore the depths of the lake and see if you have what it takes to make the tough calls. Join now for a chance to prove your loyalty to your family members in the most ridiculous scenarios!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.minewind.net
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  • Superpower SMP: Shared Powers!

    Superpower SMP: Shared Powers!

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    Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Imagine a world where everyone has the same superpower, but no one knows what it is until they join the server. Will you be able to handle the madness that ensues when everyone is flying around like crazy chickens or shooting lasers out of their eyes?

    Join us for epic battles where the only rule is to survive the insanity! Build your base with walls of fire or create a fortress in the sky with your newfound ability to teleport. The possibilities are endless, and the laughter is guaranteed.

    But beware, not everyone will use their superpower for good. There are rumors of a player who can turn everything they touch into gold, causing chaos and destruction wherever they go. Will you be able to stop them or join forces with them for even more mayhem?

    So come on, join us on this wild ride and discover what superpower awaits you in this crazy Minecraft SMP. Just remember, with great power comes great ridiculousness!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.minewind.net
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