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BreadLoverMC SMP

artisan, baguette, baked goods, Bakery, Bread, BreadLoverMC, carbs, crusty, DELICIOUS, Favorite, favorite bread, Food, Fresh, gluten free, grain-based, homemade, rye, sandwich, smp, Sourdough, toast, whole wheat

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Players:	90/700	Votes:	7500
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	7	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	18
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Heroic Legacies Created:	3	Animals Bred:	55
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Whispering Caves Entered:	7
Royal Decrees Issued:	5	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	14
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1

OMG guys, you have to join this epic Minecraft SMP because we have the dankest bread you’ll ever taste! Like seriously, our bread is made from magical wheat grown by unicorns and sprinkled with fairy dust. It will give you superpowers in the game, like the ability to fly and shoot lasers from your eyes. Plus, our bread is so delicious that even Herobrine himself would trade his diamond sword for a loaf. So come join us and experience the bread of legends! #BreadGoals #UnicornWheat #FairyDustBread

Bread Sucks Minecraft Server

Angry, bad bread, Bakery, baking, Bread, carbs, criticism, diet, DISRESPECTFUL, DOUGH, Food, Frustration, gluten, homemade bread, insult, Minecraft, Nono, offensive, Rude, Server, SUCKS, Unhealthy, Yeast

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Players:	99/500	Votes:	6069
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Animals Bred:	168
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Endless Legions Commanded:	14
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5	Secret Guilds Joined:	1
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Void Gems Collected:	37	Farms Harvested:	877
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Glitched Entities Encountered:	0
Infinity Stones Found:	3	Reality Warps Survived:	0

Are you tired of boring old bread in Minecraft? Well, on our server, we have bread that will make you say “Fuck your bread Nono! Your bread sucks!!” Our bread is so delicious, it will make you question all other bread in the game. Join us for the best bread experience of your virtual life!

WeddingCrasherCuisine

aubergine, carbs, Catering, Cheeses, eggplant, Food, Hunger, implication, meat eater, menu, mini fridge, pasteurised, Pregnant, Rude, sandwiches, SNACKS, vegan, Vegetarian, Wedding, WeddingCrasherCuisine

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Players:	110/400	Votes:	2941
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	59	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	16	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Endless Legions Commanded:	49
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Invisible Pathways Walked:	7
Crystal Caves Mapped:	6	Astral Amulets Crafted:	39
Divine Scrolls Written:	8	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10

Are you tired of attending weddings with boring vegan menus that leave you feeling hangry and unsatisfied? Look no further, join our Minecraft server where the only thing burning is the excitement!

We offer a variety of virtual food options, from pixelated burnt aubergine to questionable cheeses that may or may not be pasteurized. And don’t worry about those intense bursts of pregnancy hunger, we’ve got plenty of carbs to satisfy your cravings.

Forget about rude brides and judgmental guests, on our server, you can eat to your heart’s content without anyone batting an eye. So grab your virtual mini fridge, stock up on sandwiches and snacks, and join us for a wedding celebration that lasts for eternity (or at least until the server crashes).

Don’t be the rude one at the wedding, be the life of the party on our Minecraft server!

BaguetteCraft: Where Minecraft meets French cuisine!

artisan, baguette, BaguetteCraft, baked goods, Bakery, Bread, carbs, crusty, cuisine, Culinary, culture, DELICIOUS, Food, French, gluten, Life, meets, Minecraft, Nourishing, Pastry, Tasty, Traditional, wheat

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Players:	110/800	Votes:	8916
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	4
Gods Slained:	0	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Magic Items Found:	4432	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Epic Quests Completed:	19
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Elemental Crystals Collected:	96
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1	Teleportation Mishaps:	4

Welcome to our baguette-tastic Minecraft server, where life is bread, but in French! 🥖

Join us for a croissant-filled adventure like no other! Dive into a world where every block is made of delicious French pastries and every mob is a cheese-loving baguette.

Build your own Eiffel Tower out of baguettes and challenge other players to a snail race around the Louvre. Don’t forget to visit our wine cellar where you can trade with villagers for the finest French wines.

But beware, the evil crepe monsters lurk in the shadows, waiting to steal your croissants and turn them into soggy pancakes. Only the bravest players can defeat them and claim the title of Baguette King.

So come join us on this French culinary journey and experience Minecraft like never before. Vive la baguette! 🇫🇷

LoveCraft SMP

Affection, Commitment, Companionship, Connection, deep connection, devotion, emotions, feelings, Happiness, long term, love, lovecraft, Partnership, Passion, relationships, romance, smp, soulmate, Support, Trust, unconditional love, Understanding

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Players:	101/100	Votes:	3253
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Titanic Battles Fought:	27	Invisible Pathways Walked:	5
Orbs of Power Found:	5	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3
Mineshafts Explored:	3	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	40
Astral Amulets Crafted:	39	Holy Grails Found:	4
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Mythical Quests Completed:	44	Mythical Swords Crafted:	70
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Volcanoes Explored:	2

Love on our Minecraft SMP is when you find the perfect spot to build your dream house and then accidentally blow it up with a creeper. But don’t worry, our community will come together to help you rebuild and laugh at your misfortune. Join us for a chance to experience the chaotic and hilarious world of our server, where love means never having to mine alone.

ForgetMeCraft

coping, emotional baggage, forget, ForgetMeCraft, forgiveness, haunting memory, healing, Inner Demons, letting go, mental health, mindfulness, moving on, past trauma, personal growth, self compassion, self reflection, self-acceptance, self-care, self-forgiveness, Therapy, traumatic memory

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Players:	91/600	Votes:	3578
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	6	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Battle Standards Raised:	5
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	23
Royal Courts Attended:	4	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	14	Rune Stones Activated:	2
Crystal Wands Charged:	19	Meteorite Armor Created:	10

Are you tired of being haunted by that embarrassing memory of accidentally calling your teacher “mom” in front of the whole class? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the ultimate escape from your cringeworthy past! Join us and immerse yourself in a world where nobody knows about your awkward moments and where you can start fresh with a clean slate. Build epic structures, team up with fellow players, and leave your embarrassing memories in the dust as you conquer new adventures! So what are you waiting for? Join us now and leave that embarrassing memory in the virtual dust where it belongs!

POWExchangeCraft

appreciation, Conflict, Diplomacy, donation, exchange, Government, Gratitude, international relations, Military, peace negotiations, POW exchange fund, POWExchangeCraft, president, prisoners of war, replenishment, soldiers, Support, Ukraine, Ukrainian soldiers, war efforts, zelenskyy

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Players:	100/400	Votes:	5612
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	8	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Ores Mined:	6634	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3
Shadow Figures Spotted:	9	Hidden Passages Discovered:	4
Titanic Battles Fought:	13	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Runes Activated:	5
Enchanted Armories Found:	4	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3	Demon Skulls Collected:	20

come join our epic minecraft server where ukrainian soldiers are thanked for their epic skills in replenishing the pow exchange fund. u can be a soldier too and fight for ur right to exchange pow with the best of them. join now and be a hero like zelenskyy, but in minecraft form. pow exchange has never been so fun!

DayCraft: Where Everything is Backwards

comedians, comedy, contradiction, DayCraft, Entertainment, funny, humor, humorists., improv, influence, irony, joking, Laughter, opposite day, Performance, Reversal, satire, sketch, stand up, WIT, wordplay

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Players:	100/700	Votes:	6355
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Unseen Monsters Slain:	5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Magic Wands Crafted:	6
Holy Grails Found:	5	Ores Mined:	8167
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Lunar Scepters Activated:	3	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Elemental Crystals Collected:	40
Votes:	9594	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1

so, like, this server is, like, totally the opposite of everything you know about minecraft. instead of mining for diamonds, you mine for dirt. instead of building epic castles, you build tiny shacks. it’s like, a total mind twist, man.

and get this, the mobs are all friendly and just wanna hang out with you. creepers? more like cuddle buddies. skeletons? they just wanna dance with you. it’s a party 24/7 on this server.

oh, and did i mention the gravity is all messed up? you can jump super high and fall super slow. it’s like you’re on the moon or something. makes for some hilarious moments, let me tell ya.

so come join us on this wacky, wild, and totally opposite minecraft server. you’ll never look at the game the same way again. plus, we have free cake every tuesday. what more could you ask for?

FloatSMP

auction house, coinflips, Crates, FloatSMP, In-Game Shop, Kits, Leaderboards, PvP, Survival

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Players:	105/700	Votes:	7322
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Undead Armies Raised:	4	Void Gems Collected:	20
Infinity Stones Found:	2	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3
Dimension Hops:	6	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	19	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	16
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Wyrmholes Dug:	7	Royal Decrees Issued:	4
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Immortal Anvils Forged:	11

Welcome to the FloatSMP, we offer lots of different features such as an in-game shop, an auction house, coinflips, kits, crates, leaderboards and so much more! Dont miss out!

play.floatsmp.com

Turnabout SMP: Where the only drama is figuring out which way to turn with 110 characters or less!

24/7 uptime, Active Playerbase, Anti-Stealing, building, Characters, Community, custom music disc, Drama, Events, FIGURING, friendly community, Griefing Plugins, helpful mods, Inclusivity, Mayoral Elections, Minigames, Mob Heads, New server, one player sleep, player heads, Redstone, Semi Vanilla, shopping district, smp, Turn, Turnabout, world exploration

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Players:	103/600	Votes:	7111
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	5	Forbidden Relics Collected:	2
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	36	Vanishing Items Found:	8
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Soul Swords Wielded:	2
Magical Moments Shared:	13	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	29	Demon Skulls Collected:	46
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Chaos Gates Opened:	1

Turnabout SMP Overview

Server Features
Inclusivity
Events
One Player Sleep
Shopping and Minigames District
Active Playerbase
Friendly community and helpful mods
Mob and Player Heads
Custom Music Disc
Mayoral Elections
Anti-Stealing and Griefing Plugins
24/7 Uptime

To join the server, visit https://discord.gg/Yga84m78bJ

FAQ

Q: Is Turnabout SMP for all ages?

A: The server has an age minimum of 16 years old.

Q: How old is the Turnabout SMP server?

A: Turnabout is only a month old, but still has plenty of world to explore.

Q: Are there any special events on the server?

A: Yes, the server offers various events for the players to participate in.

CuntCraft Minecraft Server

CuntCraft, gynecological problems, Minecraft, reproductive health, Server, vaginal care, vaginal discharge, vaginal discomfort, vaginal health, vaginal health concerns, vaginal hygiene, vaginal infections, vaginal irritation, vaginal issues, vaginal itching, vaginal odor, vaginal pain, vaginal problems, vaginal symptoms, vaginal wellness, Women’s Health

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Players:	93/300	Votes:	5795
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Runes Activated:	8	Treasure Maps Found:	5
Magical Moments Shared:	13	Sentient Weapons Trained:	5
Wyrmholes Dug:	8	Dragon Scales Harvested:	358
Cursed Lands Purified:	9	Lost Souls Rescued:	2
Orbs of Power Found:	6	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Void Armor Forged:	12
Mysterious Portals Opened:	6	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is here to save the day!

Join us if you want to experience epic battles with flying pigs, build a castle made entirely of cheese, and ride on rainbow-colored llamas through fields of marshmallows.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of dancing chickens who throw the wildest parties you’ve ever seen. And rumor has it, there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds guarded by a pack of friendly wolves who will only let you have it if you can beat them in a game of tic-tac-toe.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us and experience the craziest, most ridiculous adventures you’ll ever have in Minecraft!

FangyWing Minecraft SMP Madness

Aggie, Anon’s Snoot Archive, AO3 page, Archive, Big Wing edition, Blender models, Downloads, Fang board playlists, Fang Friday, FangyWing, Fics & Art, Greentext Mega, Guide, gvh download, I Wani Hug That Gator, Low Poly models, madness, Minecraft, Mods, Previous thread, smp, Snoot AI Chatbots, Snoot fic spreadsheet, Snoot Game, Snoot Game OST, Snootboorus, thread archives, tq

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Players:	98/900	Votes:	5254
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Heroic Legacies Created:	4	Mythical Quests Completed:	41
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3
Astral Orbs Gathered:	19	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Hidden Passages Discovered:	7
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3	Crops Grown:	8573
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	28	Whispering Caves Entered:	3

Looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s as wild as a pack of rabid llamas? Well, look no further than this server that’s crazier than a creeper on caffeine! Join now for a chance to hug a gator, ride a T-Rex, and battle your dino wife on an old nuclear submarine! With mods that will make your head spin faster than a spinning Enderman, and a community that’s more chaotic than a herd of sheep in a thunderstorm, this server is the place to be for all your Minecraft shenanigans. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the madness begin!

SisIncompMomsFault Minecraft Server

disrespectful behavior., family communication, family conflict, family disagreements, family dynamics, family expectations, family responsibility, family roles, Family Support, family unity, Family Values, household chores, household duties, Household Management, lack of responsibility, lazy behavior, Minecraft, parental expectations, Server, sibling relationships, sibling rivalry, sibling support, SisIncompMomsFault

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Players:	94/100	Votes:	6268
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Heroic Legacies Created:	1
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Invisible Pathways Walked:	2
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Powerful Allies Recruited:	7
Holy Grails Found:	2	Meteorites Collected:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise you won’t have to carry anyone’s burden except your own (unless you want to, we don’t judge)!

Join us for a wild ride of survival and adventure, where even the laziest players can thrive (looking at you, sister who can’t even heat up leftovers).

Our server is a place where you can be the hero of your own story, without being criticized for being lazy or disrespectful (unless it’s in-game, then all bets are off).

So come on over and show us what you’ve got, because on this server, even the most incompetent players can become legends (just maybe not in real life).

Join now and leave your burdens at the door, because here, we only carry swords and pickaxes!

WeddingCraftNoDrama

Apology, Baptism, Beliefs, Buddhist, Catholic, catholic faith, Catholic school, ceremony, discrimination, experiences, Friend, guest, invite, October 20, Preferences, reception, Religion, response, UNCOMFORTABLE, Wedding, WeddingCraftNoDrama

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Players:	110/300	Votes:	4463
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Astral Orbs Gathered:	18
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	20	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	25
Infinity Stones Found:	2	Crystal Caves Mapped:	5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4
Mythical Swords Crafted:	56	Mythical Relics Collected:	17
Secret Passages Found:	4	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	42

Are you tired of boring weddings with no drama? Join our Minecraft server and experience the ultimate wedding showdown! Witness the epic battle between the Catholic bride and her Buddhist friend as they duke it out over religious preferences. Will the bride change her wedding to suit one guest? Will the Buddhist friend forgive and forget? Find out on our server, where anything can happen – even a virtual wedding meltdown! Join now for a front row seat to the most outrageous wedding drama in Minecraft history!