but wait, there’s more! our server is actually a secret portal to an alternate dimension where you can ride dragons, battle unicorns, and eat all the diamond cake you want.
plus, our community is lit af. we have players from all over the world, including aliens from mars and robots from the future. trust me, u won’t find a more wacky and fun group of peeps anywhere else.
so what are u waiting for? join now and let the craziness begin! oh, and did i mention we have a secret underground disco party every saturday night? yeah, it’s gonna be lit.
Introducing Corpse Survival; A new survival server available on any version 1. 8 and above including the latest version 1. 21.X Join us on our journey to survive and thrive in this challenging world. Connect with fellow players, Build new things, create minions and generator farms to increase productivity. We use an all-custom Bank, Bounty, and Generator plugin. Dive into the adventure by joining our server at IP: stinted.hs.vc:27101 https://discord.gg/yBs3hjjt6y
We look forward to seeing you there!
stinted.hs.vc:27101
Join us for epic adventures like riding pigs into battle against hordes of evil chickens, building giant statues of llamas wearing top hats, and participating in intense dance-offs with creepers.
Our community is filled with quirky characters like the polish poster who says “;_;” so often that it’s become a catchphrase. You’ll never be bored with us around!
So come on and join the fun! Who knows, you might even discover the secret underground disco party where all the mobs go to let loose and show off their best dance moves. Don’t miss out on all the laughs and excitement waiting for you on our server!
Why should you join, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a secret underground base filled with diamond blocks and enchanted gear just waiting to be plundered. And if that’s not enough, rumor has it there’s a hidden treasure chest at spawn that’s guarded by a pack of rabid wolves. Good luck getting past them!
But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Ender Dragon who has a penchant for throwing epic dance parties. Trust us, you don’t want to miss out on that.
So come join us on our Minecraft SMP for a one-of-a-kind experience that will have you laughing, crying, and questioning your sanity. See you there, adventurer!
Are you tired of being asked to lift your mom, who refuses to use the perfectly good crane provided for her? Look no further, because on our server, you’ll never have to lift a finger (or your mom) again!
Imagine a world where you can focus on building epic structures and battling mobs, without the hassle of back-breaking manual labor. Our server is the perfect escape from real-life responsibilities, like lifting your paralyzed mom.
Join us now and experience the freedom of not having to lift anyone, ever again. Who needs a crane when you have a Minecraft server that provides endless entertainment and excitement? Don’t be the AITA in this situation, join our server and leave the lifting to the professionals (or the cranes)!
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a rare creature that lays diamond eggs instead of boring old regular eggs. Who needs a diamond pickaxe when you have a Diamond Chicken, am I right?
And if you’re feeling adventurous, take a trip to our secret underwater city where you can ride dolphins and battle evil mermaids. Just watch out for the giant squid that guards the entrance, he’s a real sucker for a good prank!
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and unlock the ultimate life hack of becoming a Minecraft master in the most outrageous and hilarious way possible!
We got pigs that can fly, cows that can do the moonwalk, and creepers that tell dad jokes (watch out, they’ll blow u away with their puns).
Our spawn point is a disco party with villagers breakdancing and skeletons doing the robot. And don’t even get me started on our epic treasure hunts where u can find diamonds in the shape of Justin Bieber’s face.
So if u wanna experience a blast from da past and have a laugh while doing it, join our server now before the Ender Dragon starts breakdancing too!
imagine this: you’re mining for diamonds and suddenly a herd of zombie pigs start chasing you, but don’t worry, our server has special potions that turn them into friendly unicorns!
we also have a secret underground city where you can trade with villagers who sell enchanted golden carrots that give you super speed and the ability to fly!
oh, and did we mention our server has a hidden treasure chest filled with unlimited diamonds and emeralds? all you have to do is solve a riddle written by a talking chicken!
so what are you waiting for? join our server now and experience the most wild and wacky minecraft adventure of your life!