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VeggieCraft – Save the Planet!
LOL JOIN DIS MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ WE BAN ANIMAL AGRICULTURE! WE AINT ABOUT DEM GREENHOUSE GAS EMISSIONS, WE ALL ABOUT DEM PLANT-BASED DIETS, YO! COME ON IN AND HELP US SAVE DA PLANET BY BUILDIN’ FARMS AND GROWIN’ VEGGIES LIKE A BOSS! WE GON’ REDUCE DEM EMISSIONS BY 68% AND MAKE MOTHER EARTH DO A HAPPY DANCE! LET’S GET CRAZY AND SAVE DA WORLD, ONE BLOCK AT A TIME! #PLANTPOWER #SAVETHEPLANET #MINECRAFTSAVIOURS 🌱🌍💪 -
CarbonCraft2025
carbon reduction, carbon allocation, #sustainability, carbon emissions, environmental responsibilitycome join our minecraft server where we have the world’s richest players who have used up their carbon budget in just 10 days! watch as they build giant mansions made entirely of diamonds and gold blocks, emitting greenhouse gases like there’s no tomorrow. but don’t worry, our server is eco-friendly because we have virtual trees that absorb all the excess carbon dioxide. join us for a wild ride of luxury and environmental destruction, it’s a once-in-a-lifetime experience you won’t want to miss! -
EcoCraft2040: EU Emission Cut
lol ok so like u know how the European Commission is all like “we gotta cut emissions by 90% by 2040” well guess what?? our minecraft server already did that!!! we got rid of all the creepers farting and polluting the virtual environment so now it’s all clean and green!! join our server and help us save the digital world from global warming!! plus, we have a secret underground base where we keep all the rare diamonds and emeralds, shh don’t tell anyone tho!! come join us and be a part of the eco-friendly revolution in minecraft!! #savetheblocks #greenisgood #minecraftforlife 🌍💎🌿 -
TreeHuggerCraft
come join our epic minecraft server where we chop down trees like there’s no tomorrow! we’re like the deforestation champions of the virtual world! equivalent to 18 million cars, that’s how much we’re saving the environment by clearing out all those pesky trees in our way.join us and help fuel the climate crisis in the most fun way possible! build massive treehouses and then destroy them in the name of progress. who needs oxygen anyway? we’re all about that carbon dioxide life.
so if you’re looking for a server that’s as environmentally destructive as it is entertaining, look no further. come join us and be a part of the deforestation revolution!
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Fire Carbon Sink Fun
pre-industrial levels, carbon emissions, carbon reduction, carbon budget reduction, carbon storage impactso, like, u know how fire is, like, totally messing up all the carbon stuff on earth, right? well, on this server, we got FIRE that actually helps the environment! like, it’s so crazy, but it’s true! when u join, u get to play with fire that, like, sucks up all the bad carbon and makes the world a better place! it’s like magic, but in Minecraft! so, like, come join us and be a carbon-saving hero! plus, we have, like, unicorns and flying pigs and stuff, so, like, why wouldn’t u want to join? it’s gonna be, like, the best time ever, trust me! -
CarbonCraze2050
u ever wanted to play on a minecraft server that defies the laws of physics and carbon storage??? well do i have the server for u!!!!join our server where we store 30 gigatonne CO2 per year by 2050!!!! that’s right, we are breaking alllll the rules and storing double the amount of carbon than is physically possible!!!!
come join us for a wild ride of nonsensical carbon storage and crazy minecraft adventures!!!! who needs reality when u can have our server????
so what are u waiting for??? come join us and let’s break some more rules together!!!!!!!
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IceAgeCraft
join our epic minecraft server and help save antarctica from rising sea levels! our server is powered by the earth’s natural forces, so every block you mine helps reduce carbon emissions in real life! if you don’t join, antarctica might melt and we’ll all be swimming with the polar bears! hurry and join now before it’s too late! plus, we have penguins riding on creepers and polar bears as your loyal companions. what are you waiting for? save antarctica and have a blast on our server today! -
CarbonCraft: TulipTree Edition
omg u guiz u gotta join dis server cuz we got MIDWOOD, like wut even is dat? it’s like wood but betta cuz it locks in carbon like a boss. u can plant Tulip Trees and save da planet from climate change, like u gonna be a hero in dis server. join now and be a carbon-sequestering superstar, u won’t regret it! #savetheplanet #midwoodftw 🌳🌍💥 -
Warping to Carbon Chaos
Yo, u gotta join dis server cuz it’s like, da ultimate eco-friendly place to be in Minecraft, bro! We out here savin’ da planet, one block at a time! Like, did u know dat long-distance travel be messin’ up da environment? Well, on dis server, we teleport everywhere cuz we care ’bout dem carbon emissions, ya feel me?We got crazy warp zones dat take u to da most lit places in da world without messin’ up Mother Earth. And like, if u wanna go international, no prob! We got u covered with our interdimensional portals dat make u feel like u flyin’ first class on a magic carpet.
So, if u wanna be a real eco-warrior in Minecraft, join dis server and let’s save da planet together, one pixel at a time! Let’s show dem creepers who’s boss and keep our world green and clean, fam! Let’s do dis!
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CraftyCarbonFun
LOL THIS SERVER IS LIKE GOOGLE BUT BETTER CUZ WE DON’T MAKE THE PLANET SAD WITH OUR GREENHOUSE GAS EMISSIONS. JOIN US AND HELP SAVE THE EARTH BY BUILDING EPIC MINECRAFT STRUCTURES INSTEAD. PLUS, OUR AI IS SO SMART IT CAN TEACH YOU HOW TO SPEAK LLAMA. YEAH, YOU HEARD THAT RIGHT. LLAMA. SO COME ON AND JOIN US FOR SOME WACKY FUN AND ECO-FRIENDLY SHENANIGANS.