Carbon Neutrality MC Servers – New Minecraft Servers

HotBlockz – ClimateChange Server

conservation efforts, Sea Surface Temperature, rising sea levels, climate emergency, renewable energy

Yo, listen up gamers! Do you wanna escape the impending doom of global warming and dive into a world where you can build, mine, and survive like a boss? Join our epic Minecraft server where the only thing hotter than the sea surface temperature is our sick builds and crazy adventures!

We got lava pits bigger than your mom’s cooking pot, mobs scarier than your ex-girlfriend, and treasure chests filled with diamonds, emeralds, and maybe even a secret stash of cookies (shh, don’t tell anyone)!

Forget about the real world problems, come chill with us in a virtual paradise where you can unleash your creativity and conquer the land like a true Minecraft warrior. Trust us, once you join our server, you’ll never wanna leave. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s show global warming who’s boss! Let’s goooooo!

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CarbonCraft2025

climate change, environmental impact, carbon management, carbon accounting, World’s richest

come join our minecraft server where we have the world’s richest players who have used up their carbon budget in just 10 days! watch as they build giant mansions made entirely of diamonds and gold blocks, emitting greenhouse gases like there’s no tomorrow. but don’t worry, our server is eco-friendly because we have virtual trees that absorb all the excess carbon dioxide. join us for a wild ride of luxury and environmental destruction, it’s a once-in-a-lifetime experience you won’t want to miss!

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EcoCraft2040: EU Emission Cut

2040 target, #sustainability, greenhouse gases, carbon footprint, carbon reduction

lol ok so like u know how the European Commission is all like “we gotta cut emissions by 90% by 2040” well guess what?? our minecraft server already did that!!! we got rid of all the creepers farting and polluting the virtual environment so now it’s all clean and green!! join our server and help us save the digital world from global warming!! plus, we have a secret underground base where we keep all the rare diamonds and emeralds, shh don’t tell anyone tho!! come join us and be a part of the eco-friendly revolution in minecraft!! #savetheblocks #greenisgood #minecraftforlife 🌍💎🌿

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TreeHuggerCraft

carbon footprint, carbon offsetting, carbon neutrality, law delay, climate crisis

come join our epic minecraft server where we chop down trees like there’s no tomorrow! we’re like the deforestation champions of the virtual world! equivalent to 18 million cars, that’s how much we’re saving the environment by clearing out all those pesky trees in our way.

join us and help fuel the climate crisis in the most fun way possible! build massive treehouses and then destroy them in the name of progress. who needs oxygen anyway? we’re all about that carbon dioxide life.

so if you’re looking for a server that’s as environmentally destructive as it is entertaining, look no further. come join us and be a part of the deforestation revolution!

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Coal-FreeCraft

renewable energy, G7 nation, end coal power, climate change, energy production

lol imagine a world where britain is like “nah we don’t need coal power anymore, we’re too cool for that” and they shut down the last coal plant like it’s no big deal. come join our minecraft server where we also do crazy things like build giant coal plants just to blow them up for fun. who needs coal power when you can have exploding coal plants in minecraft, amirite? plus, we have a secret underground society of coal-loving gnomes who will trade you diamonds for all the coal you can mine. join now and be part of the coal revolution, baby!

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CarbonCraze2050

carbon emissions, global warming, 2050, carbon reduction, Paris Agreement

u ever wanted to play on a minecraft server that defies the laws of physics and carbon storage??? well do i have the server for u!!!!

join our server where we store 30 gigatonne CO2 per year by 2050!!!! that’s right, we are breaking alllll the rules and storing double the amount of carbon than is physically possible!!!!

come join us for a wild ride of nonsensical carbon storage and crazy minecraft adventures!!!! who needs reality when u can have our server????

so what are u waiting for??? come join us and let’s break some more rules together!!!!!!!

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HotBlockMinecraftServer

global temperature, greenhouse gases, environmental impact, climate crisis, temperature rise

so like, imagine a minecraft server where the temperature is always set to a toasty 1.5°C above pre-industrial levels. you know what that means? no more chilly nights in the game, just cozy warmth all the time.

but wait, there’s more! on this server, the mobs have all gone crazy and started throwing wild parties in the caves. creepers doing the cha-cha slide, zombies breakdancing, skeletons twerking – it’s a real hootenanny down there.

if that’s not enough to convince you to join, how about this: every time you mine a diamond, a magical unicorn appears and grants you three wishes. need a new pickaxe? boom, wish granted. want a pet dragon? poof, there it is.

so come on down to our wacky minecraft server, where the temperature’s hot, the mobs are partying, and unicorns are granting wishes left and right. you won’t find a server like this anywhere else, that’s for sure.

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NukeCraft Server – Decarbonize by 2050!

energy policy, decarbonization, nuclear energy, Decarbonize, sustainable energy

lol imagine a minecraft server where the only way to decarbonize is by using NUCLEAR POWER. like, forget solar panels and wind turbines, we’re going full on atomic energy up in here.

join our server and help us save the planet by building nuclear reactors and powering the world with radioactive goodness. who needs trees when you have glowing green rods of power, amirite?

plus, the UN atomic energy chief said it himself – without nuclear, we’re screwed. so come join us and be a hero in the fight against climate change. just make sure you have your hazmat suit ready, because things might get a little…radioactive.

so what are you waiting for? join our server now and let’s nuke our way to a greener future. because who needs clean energy when you have nuclear power, baby!

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MidlifeCraft: Dropping Like Flies

SUCKS, relationships, Loss, mortality, Struggle

Yo, yo, yo! Are you tired of midlife sucking? Well, do I have the solution for you! Join our Minecraft server for the craziest adventure of your life!

Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds and suddenly a herd of llamas come charging at you because they think you stole their precious emeralds. Or how about building a cozy little cabin only to have it suddenly transform into a disco party with skeletons and creepers busting out their best dance moves?

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so lit that even the Ender Dragon wants to join the party. Rumor has it that if you defeat him, he’ll teach you how to do the Macarena. And let’s not forget about the villagers, who have a secret underground society where they hoard all the best loot in the game.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and say goodbye to midlife sucking! Trust me, you won’t regret it. Plus, we have free cookies. And who doesn’t love free cookies? Let’s get this party started!

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TestoCraft: NeuroLight Boost

NeuroLight, TestoCraft, Boost

Yo, listen up! if you wanna join this epic Minecraft server, you gotta know that it’s like, scientifically proven to boost your brain power! Like, seriously, lower levels of testosterone and higher levels of some fancy protein thingy will make you a Minecraft genius! You’ll be building castles and redstone contraptions like a freakin’ mad scientist!

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that if you join this server, you’ll be granted the ability to fly in real life! Yeah, you heard me right. Fly like a majestic eagle through the skies, all thanks to playing on this server. Who needs a plane when you have Minecraft, right?

And get this, if you join now, you’ll be entered into a raffle to win a lifetime supply of diamond blocks! Imagine swimming in a pool of diamonds like Scrooge McDuck, all because you decided to log onto this server. It’s like a dream come true!

So what are you waiting for? Join now and become the ultimate Minecraft mastermind, flying through the skies and swimming in diamonds like a boss. Don’t miss out on this once-in-a-lifetime opportunity!

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