carbon emissions Minecraft Servers

Carbon Emissions

  • EcoCraft Minecraft Server

    EcoCraft Minecraft Server

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    so, like, this server is, like, totally insane, man. like, the data center emissions are, like, probably 662% higher than what big tech claims. but, like, who cares about that when you can join our server and have, like, the time of your life, dude.

    like, our server is so lit, you’ll be mining diamonds and building epic structures in no time. and, like, the best part is that the mobs are, like, super chill and won’t attack you unless you attack them first. so, like, no need to worry about getting wrecked by a creeper while you’re trying to build your dream castle.

    and, like, the community on our server is, like, the best ever. everyone is so friendly and helpful, you’ll feel right at home from the moment you join. plus, we have, like, the most epic events and competitions that will keep you entertained for hours on end.

    so, like, what are you waiting for, man? join our server now and experience the most insane Minecraft adventure of your life. trust us, you won’t regret it.

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • EcoCraft: Shocking Roads

    EcoCraft: Shocking Roads

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    so, like, this server is, like, totally lit, yo. like, imagine a world where, like, there are more electric cars than gas cars on Norway’s roads. that’s, like, the vibe we’re going for here.

    join us for a wild ride through a land of pixelated madness, where the sheep wear sunglasses and the creepers do the cha-cha slide.

    why should you join, you ask? well, let me tell ya. we’ve got flying pigs, disco parties in the mines, and a secret underground lair where the llamas throw raves.

    so, like, grab your pickaxe and saddle up your llama, ’cause this server is gonna blow your mind, dude. trust me, it’s gonna be epic.

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • Fire Stopper Minecraft Server

    Fire Stopper Minecraft Server

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    LOL join dis server cuz we got FIYAH! not like the bad kind that’s burning da planet, but da good kind dat keeps u warm at night. we got fire everywhere, like a firework show but all da time. u can build ur house out of fire if u want, cuz why not? we got firefighters on standby just in case things get outta hand, but don’t worry, they’re trained professionals. come join us and experience the heat of the hottest server around! 🔥🔥🔥

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • TropiGrow: Ozone Busters

    TropiGrow: Ozone Busters

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    come join our epic minecraft server where we fight against the evil ozone gas trying to stunt our tropical forest growth!! we need all the gamers to help us capture that sneaky carbon and save the world!! who knew minecraft could be so environmentally important?? join now and be a hero in the virtual world!! let’s show that ozone gas who’s boss!! 🌳🌍🎮

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • Carbon Footprint Fails Rich & Poor

    Carbon Footprint Fails Rich & Poor

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    LOL come join dis minecraft server where we make u feel like da richest person in da world, even if u only got dirt blocks to ya name! We gonna make ya carbon footprint so big, Mother Nature gonna be like “whoa, slow down there buddy!”

    We got so many crazy builds and mini games, u gonna forget all about dat pesky real world stuff. Plus, we got a secret underground bunker where we hide all da diamonds and emeralds, shhh don’t tell anyone!

    So come on down to our server and live like a king, even if ya just a peasant in real life. Let’s make Mother Nature proud (or maybe a little scared, lol)!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • RijksCraft: Climate Chaos

    RijksCraft: Climate Chaos

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    so, like, u know how them climate protesters be all like “save the planet” and stuff? well, they went and closed off the whole dang Rijksmuseum in Amsterdam! can u believe it? anyway, if u wanna escape all that craziness and just chill in a virtual world, come join our minecraft server! we got pigs that can fly, cows that do backflips, and creepers that tell jokes (they’re not very good jokes, but hey, they try). plus, our admin once built a replica of the Eiffel Tower using only dirt blocks and sheer determination. so come on down and join the fun! who needs real life when u got a minecraft server this lit?

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • EcoCraft: Fly Responsibly!

    EcoCraft: Fly Responsibly!

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    LOL U DONT NEED TO WORRY BOUT CLIMATE IMPACT ON DIS SERVER CUZ WE IN MINECRAFT LAND BABY! FLY ALL U WANT, AINT NO SHAME HERE! WE GOT PIGS WITH WINGS, CHICKENS THAT LAY DIAMONDS, AND CREEPERS THAT GIVE HUGS INSTEAD OF EXPLODING! JOIN US AND LEAVE UR EARTHLY WORRIES BEHIND, FLY HIGH AND BUILD BIG, NO GUILT ALLOWED! #FLYINGHIGH #MINECRAFTLIFE

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • HotCraftSummer

    HotCraftSummer

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    join our epic minecraft server where the lava flows like water and the zombies wear sunglasses cuz it’s so dang hot! our server is so lit, it’s like living in a volcano but without the pesky burns. come hang out with our friendly creeper neighbors who love to give hugs (explosive ones, that is). we’ve got a secret underground base where the coolest players hang out and plot world domination (or just build cool stuff, whatever floats your boat). so come on over and join the fun, cuz this server is hotter than a dragon’s breath!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • NoMoreCreepers

    NoMoreCreepers

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    If you could delete one thing forever from this planet, it would definitely be all the creepers on our Minecraft server! Seriously, these guys are more explosive than a creeper with a TNT addiction. Join our server and help us rid the world of these green menaces once and for all. Plus, rumor has it that if you defeat the ultimate creeper boss, you’ll be granted the power to fly like a chicken. So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let’s blow some stuff up…I mean, save the world!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • EcoCraft: Stock-Proof Server

    EcoCraft: Stock-Proof Server

    New Minecraft Servers

    join our minecraft server and become a climate warrior! fight against evil carbon emissions and save the virtual world from global warming! our server is so cool that companies are investing in it because they know we are the future! forget about boring old servers, come join us and be a part of the green revolution! plus, our stock prices are so stable, you’ll never have to worry about losing virtual money! so come on, what are you waiting for? join now and save the world, one block at a time!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP