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  • NukeCraft Server – Decarbonize by 2050!

    NukeCraft Server – Decarbonize by 2050!
    lol imagine a minecraft server where the only way to decarbonize is by using NUCLEAR POWER. like, forget solar panels and wind turbines, we’re going full on atomic energy up in here.

    join our server and help us save the planet by building nuclear reactors and powering the world with radioactive goodness. who needs trees when you have glowing green rods of power, amirite?

    plus, the UN atomic energy chief said it himself – without nuclear, we’re screwed. so come join us and be a hero in the fight against climate change. just make sure you have your hazmat suit ready, because things might get a little…radioactive.

    so what are you waiting for? join our server now and let’s nuke our way to a greener future. because who needs clean energy when you have nuclear power, baby!

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  • CraftyCommies Minecraft Server

    CraftyCommies Minecraft Server
    lol imagine if russia had to pay a BILL for all the carbon emissions from the ukriane war like oops sorry mother nature here’s $32 billion for the mess we made hahaha. but hey, forget about that and come join our minecraft server where the only thing you’ll be emitting is laughter and fun! we have so many crazy builds and mini-games that you’ll forget all about those pesky carbon emissions. plus, rumor has it that herobrine himself plays on our server and he’s always up for a good time. so come on over and let’s make some memories together, because life’s too short to worry about carbon footprints when you could be building giant statues of steve riding a pig instead!

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  • NukeCraft: Powering Up Germany!

    NukeCraft: Powering Up Germany!
    so, like, imagine if Germany was, like, all about nuclear power instead of, like, renewable energy for the past 20 years. that would be, like, totally crazy, right? well, on this server, we take you to a parallel universe where that actually happened.

    join us for a wild ride as we explore the consequences of this wacky decision. maybe there are mutant animals roaming the land, or maybe the whole world is powered by giant radioactive diamonds. who knows?

    come on, don’t be a square, join our server and see what kind of nuclear-powered shenanigans we can get into together. it’s gonna be a blast, literally!

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  • CraftyCarbonIncome

    CraftyCarbonIncome
    Yo, you gotta join this epic Minecraft server, cuz like, it’s gonna double the global GDP and cut carbon emissions, bro! Imagine mining diamonds and saving the planet at the same time, it’s like multitasking on steroids! Plus, you’ll get a virtual paycheck just for playing, so you can flex on all those other players with your virtual riches. And don’t even get me started on the secret underground society of eco-warrior creepers who are fighting for a greener Minecraft world. Trust me, this server is lit AF and you don’t wanna miss out on all the crazy adventures and eco-friendly shenanigans. Join now before the virtual economy collapses and the virtual polar bears go extinct, fam!

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  • FossilFoolsMC: COP29 Expansion

    FossilFoolsMC: COP29 Expansion
    Yo, come join dis cray cray Minecraft server where we be expandin’ fossil fuels like there’s no tomorrow! We got lava pits for days and coal mines deeper than your ex’s love for you.

    Our server is so lit, even COP29 climate hosts are like “Dang, these guys are on fire!” Literally, cuz we got so much lava flowin’ around.

    Join us and help us destroy the environment in the most epic way possible. Who needs trees when you can have diamond armor, amirite? Let’s keep the fossil fuels burnin’ and the fun never endin’! See you there, or not, cuz you might be too busy savin’ the planet or whatever. #sorrynotsorry #minecraftmadness

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  • CashCraft: Double GDP, Cut Emissions!

    CashCraft: Double GDP, Cut Emissions!
    yo, u gotta join this cray cray minecraft server cuz we out here doublin’ global GDP and reducin’ carbon emissions like it’s no biggie. we straight up givin’ cash to erryone on the server and watchin’ that GDP soar by 130% like a rocket ship. and get this, we makin’ those carbon emitters pay up with an emission tax to fund our wild cash giveaways. come join the fun and help save the planet while gettin’ rich, it’s lit fam! πŸš€πŸ’ΈπŸ”₯

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  • CO2SurgeCraft

    CO2SurgeCraft
    yo, u gotta join this server, cuz like, the carbon dioxide levels in the atmosphere are goin cray cray, like faster than a pig on a minecart ride, bruh. it’s like, beyond anything humans ever experienced, like, ever. so, like, if u wanna escape the impending doom of the world ending cuz of global warming, come join us on this server where we build giant air purifiers out of diamond blocks and ride polar bears around like they’re our personal taxis. it’s gonna be lit, fam. so, like, come join us before the world goes up in flames, literally. #savethepolarbears #minecraft4life 🐧🌎πŸ”₯

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  • wOrLdHeLLcRaZyTemPs

    wOrLdHeLLcRaZyTemPs
    hey u, ya u, do u wanna escape the ‘climate hell’ of the real world? well then come join our minecraft server where the only heat u feel is from the lava pits u accidentally fall into! forget global warming, we got global chilling with our ice biome that never melts!

    join us and u can build ur own igloo palace or tropical paradise, whatever floats ur boat (literally, we have boats u can ride on). and don’t worry about those pesky record temperatures, we got u covered with our cool caves and underground tunnels where u can hide from the scorching sun.

    so come on down and join us on our minecraft server, where the only ‘climate hell’ u’ll experience is trying to survive a creeper explosion while holding a diamond pickaxe u just found. trust us, it’s a blast!

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  • clim8 hell Minecraft server

    clim8 hell Minecraft server
    LOL OMG, if u don’t join this epic Minecraft server, u gonna end up in climate hell like the UN chief says! Our server is so lit, it’s like living in a volcano but without the lava burns. We’ve had 12 months of crazy heat, but don’t worry, we got air conditioning in our virtual world.

    Join us and escape the real world’s climate chaos by building your own igloo or swimming pool made of diamonds. We even have special climate change events where you have to survive crazy weather like raining creepers or snowing lava. It’s a wild ride, but hey, at least you won’t be bored!

    So come on, join us on this highway to climate hell and let’s make Minecraft great again!

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