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Nitro-Farm Fun: CO2 Boost!
Grassland Nitro Boost – U of M Study
LOLZ come join dis cray cray Minecraft server where we got more drama den a reality TV show! We got so much CO2 dat da plants be like “yo, what’s up with all dis nitrogen pollution?!” But den dey be like “oh snap, dis actually makin’ us more diverse and stuff!” It’s like a soap opera but with grasslands in Minnesota! Come join da fun and see what all da fuss is about, it’s gonna be a wild ride! #PlantBiodiversityDrama #MinecraftMadnessCO2 Climatic Craze
LOL COME JOIN OUR MINECRAFT SERVER, WHERE WE GOT DINOSAURS AND ALIENS AND SH*T!WE GOT A STUDY THAT SHOWS IF YOU JOIN, YOUR CLIMATE SENSITIVITY WILL BE SO FAST AND SLOW, LIKE 8C PER CO2 DOUBLING IN THE LAST 485 MILLION YEARS!
IMAGINE BUILDING A MINECRAFT HOUSE WHILE A T-REX AND A SPACESHIP FIGHT OUTSIDE!
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OxyCraft: Blowout Challenge
yo yo yo come join dis cray cray minecraft server where we breathe oxygen and not carbon dioxide cuz why not? imagine tryna blow out a candle and u just can’t cuz u breathing the good stuff. we got pigs that fly and cows that do the cha cha slide. our diamonds sparkle like a disco ball and our creepers are afraid of their own shadows. come join the madness and see for yourself, it’s a party up in here!CO2Craft: Hotter Than Expected
Yo, u gotta join dis cray cray Minecraft server cuz we got CO2 levels higher than a hot air balloon on steroids! Our atmosphere be so lit, it’s like a sauna up in here! Forget about those wimpy climate estimates, we’re talking about turning up the heat by 14 degrees, baby!Come on, who needs a winter wonderland when you can have a tropical paradise all year round? Build your own beach resort, grow some palm trees, and chillax in the sun while the rest of the world is freezing their butts off.
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