WE GOT A STUDY THAT SHOWS IF YOU JOIN, YOUR CLIMATE SENSITIVITY WILL BE SO FAST AND SLOW, LIKE 8C PER CO2 DOUBLING IN THE LAST 485 MILLION YEARS!
IMAGINE BUILDING A MINECRAFT HOUSE WHILE A T-REX AND A SPACESHIP FIGHT OUTSIDE!
SO COME ON, WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR? JOIN NOW AND EXPERIENCE THE CRAZIEST MINECRAFT SERVER IN THE UNIVERSE!
Come on, who needs a winter wonderland when you can have a tropical paradise all year round? Build your own beach resort, grow some palm trees, and chillax in the sun while the rest of the world is freezing their butts off.
So, if you’re ready to turn up the heat and party like it’s the end of the world, join our Minecraft server now! Let’s make the earth sweat like never before! 🌞🏝️🔥
| Feature | Description |
|---|---|
| Age Requirement | 25+ years old |
| Ranks | No ranks or moderator positions |
| Map | New map started on June 9th, 2023 with the 1.20 update |
| World Border | 30k blocks in every direction from spawn, to be expanded in the future |
| Player Count | 8-12 players online at peak times |
| Difficulty | Hard |
| View Distance | 32 Chunks |
| Additional Servers | Legacy Server, Creative Server |
| Exceptions to Vanilla | Enderman and Creeper griefing turned off, DynMap usage, DiscordSVR integration, AFK player exclusion from sleep count, chat text color plugin |
A: No, the server has an age requirement of 25 years or older.
A: No, the server is run independently by the owners without ranks or moderator positions.
A: The world border is currently set at 30k blocks in every direction from spawn, but will be expanded in the future.
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We promise that no one will poop all over your virtual house, and if they do, we have virtual air fresheners to save the day! Plus, our virtual toilet paper is top-notch, so you won’t have to worry about anyone treating themselves to your bathroom without permission.
Join our server now and say goodbye to stinky friends and hello to a clean and fresh gaming experience! Trust us, you won’t regret it.
But that’s not all, our server is filled with crazy events like the Great Poutine War, where players battle it out using cheese curds and gravy as weapons. And don’t forget about our annual Moose Racing competition, where you can ride your very own virtual moose through obstacle courses and race against other players.
So if you’re looking for a unique and hilarious Minecraft experience, come join us on our server and help us stick it to the USA in the most ridiculous ways possible! Who needs American goods when you have maple syrup and moose racing, eh?