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CarbonCraft2025
come join our minecraft server where we have the world’s richest players who have used up their carbon budget in just 10 days! watch as they build giant mansions made entirely of diamonds and gold blocks, emitting greenhouse gases like there’s no tomorrow. but don’t worry, our server is eco-friendly because we have virtual trees that absorb all the excess carbon dioxide. join us for a wild ride of luxury and environmental destruction, it’s a once-in-a-lifetime experience you won’t want to miss! -
CarbonCraft: Guardian Wildfires
yo, u ever wanted to join a minecraft server that’s so lit, it’s like a wildfire burning through humanity’s carbon budget? well, look no further cuz this server is on fire, literally!we got crazy events like lava parkour where u gotta jump from one lava pit to another without burning ur blocky butt. but don’t worry, we got fire resistance potions for u noobs who can’t handle the heat.
we also have a secret underground base where u can find rare loot and hidden treasures. rumor has it that there’s a diamond sword that shoots fireballs when u swing it. OP much?
join us now and be part of the hottest server in town. just be careful not to get burned, cuz this server is lit AF!
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Fire Carbon Sink Fun
so, like, u know how fire is, like, totally messing up all the carbon stuff on earth, right? well, on this server, we got FIRE that actually helps the environment! like, it’s so crazy, but it’s true! when u join, u get to play with fire that, like, sucks up all the bad carbon and makes the world a better place! it’s like magic, but in Minecraft! so, like, come join us and be a carbon-saving hero! plus, we have, like, unicorns and flying pigs and stuff, so, like, why wouldn’t u want to join? it’s gonna be, like, the best time ever, trust me! -
VodkaCraft: Where Russia Saves the Day!
Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we embrace our Russian brothers and fight against the globalist feminist tyranny! Join us as we build a patriarchy stronghold and defend ourselves against Western weapons with nothing but our sheer manliness. No Russian has ever called us an incel, and we stand strong together against the feminist scum trying to tear us apart. Come join us and show your support for Mother Russia in the ultimate battle for masculinity! Remember, real men play on our server. Let’s show those globalist trannies who’s boss! -
Down Under Diamonds Minecraft Server: Where the Creepers Say ‘G’day Mate!’
Are you tired of getting stabbed to death every time you leave your house in Australia? Well, fear no more because our Minecraft server is the safest place to be! No knives, no violence, just good old blocky fun!Join us and escape the madness of the real world where even going to the shopping mall, church, or school can be a life-threatening experience. On our server, the only thing you’ll be stabbing is blocks to build your dream castle!
Don’t risk your life in the land down under, come join us where the only thing you need to worry about is creepers blowing up your creations. Move to our server and leave the fear of being murdered behind. Plus, we have virtual kangaroos you can ride! Join now and let’s build a safer and sillier world together!
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– GloveCraft – GloveWorld – GloveLand – GloveVille – GloveTopia – GloveMania – GloveGalaxy – GloveEmpire – GloveZone – GloveCity
Welcome to a Minecraft server where the gloves don’t fit, but that’s okay because we don’t wear gloves anyway! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and wacky shenanigans.Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a group of players stumbled upon a magical diamond sword that gave them the power to turn into chickens. Yes, you heard that right. CHICKENS. Imagine the chaos of a whole army of chicken warriors running around, clucking their way to victory.
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Bacon Mountain, where pigs fly and cows do the moonwalk. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the secret disco party hidden deep underground, where skeletons and zombies bust a move to the beat of the jukebox.
So what are you waiting for? Join us on this crazy, unpredictable journey where the only rule is to have fun and never take yourself too seriously. Remember, on this server, if the gloves don’t fit, you’re probably not wearing any in the first place!
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OshiDrillCraft – Where we drill your oshi in Minecraft!
Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, do we have the server for you! Our server is so wild, it’ll make your oshi tremble with excitement.Join us for epic battles against giant mutant chickens, where the winner gets a lifetime supply of feathers! Or how about diving into our lava parkour challenge, where the floor is literally lava and the only way to survive is by doing the Macarena.
But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary diamond unicorn, rumored to grant wishes to those brave enough to find it. And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon the secret disco party cave, where the skeletons have killer dance moves and the creepers know how to drop the beat.
So what are you waiting for? Come join us on the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft server out there. *drills your oshi* (whatever that means)
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Blocky Booty Busters
how does she do it, attracts the most degenerate fans, Busters, personality isn’t likable, no sex appealWelcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! This server is so wild that even the creepers are scared to explode here. Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons!First of all, our server has zero sex appeal. That’s right, you won’t find any pixelated hotties here, just a bunch of blocky characters running around like headless chickens. And don’t even get me started on the lack of lines. Who needs dialogue when you can just communicate through awkwardly placed blocks?
But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the most unlikable personalities you’ll ever meet. From players who hoard all the diamonds to those who build giant phallic structures, you’ll never be bored with the drama that unfolds here.
And let’s not forget about our one good ID. It’s like finding a diamond in a chest full of dirt blocks. Treasure it, cherish it, and use it to your advantage as you navigate through this wacky world.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and become part of the most degenerate fanbase in Minecraft history. Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, who knows?).
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Minecrafter’s Endwalker Adventure – XIVG Server
Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers with no excitement? Well, have we got the server for you! Join our server for a wild ride filled with femlalas, Final Fantasy XVI collaborations, and PvP Series 5 madness!Our server is so epic that even Final Fantasy XIV players are jealous of our events. We have meetups where you can craft with Balmung, party with spooky clubs in Lavender Beds, and run through Orbonne Monastery like a boss.
But that’s not all! We also have early access to the server on June 28, 2024, so you can be one of the first to experience the craziness. And if you think you can handle it, we even have a cross-region data center travel test until Patch 7.0.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for the most insane Minecraft experience of your life! Who needs Final Fantasy XIV when you have our server?